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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married With The Mentality Of I Can Change Him Or Her? by jaybee3(m): 3:21pm On Jan 02, 2015
ChubbyT:
ahon knw
Pardon?
Family › Re: Deceived Into Marriage, Used And Dumped by jaybee3(m): 3:08pm On Jan 02, 2015
[quote author=MizMyColi post=29422276][/quote]You be typewriter?
Family › Re: Deceived Into Marriage, Used And Dumped by jaybee3(m): 3:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
You got scammed so move the Bleep on with your life na abi wetin you want make we do?

We can't basically yank him off from the other home nor can we help you plead that he increases the time he spends with you.
Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Instagram Followers Trying To Correct Him For Taking Shish by jaybee3(m): 12:56pm On Jan 02, 2015
#Next!
Romance › Re: 10 Top Reasons To Find Love On Nairaland (For Guys) by jaybee3(m): 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2015
UjSizzle:
Uh huh someone's been popping cheesy

Okay nice save, I forgive you kiss
Thanks darling

kiss kiss kiss kiss
Car Talk › Re: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by jaybee3(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ladies are professional Joystick riders so i won't be surprised if we have them 24 hours straight gyals about the place grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 10 Top Reasons To Find Love On Nairaland (For Guys) by jaybee3(m): 12:39pm On Jan 02, 2015
UjSizzle:
Booboo you still dey hunt? Nawa oo and here I was thinking you hung your boots after shooting me sad


tongue My God is watching you in HD.
Let's just conclude i'm still in a sober mood jare...
Jay Dee been making awon bois misyarn from the turn of the century

I wanted to write *Awon" instead of *Us*

grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 10 Top Reasons To Find Love On Nairaland (For Guys) by jaybee3(m): 12:32pm On Jan 02, 2015
UjSizzle:
What a list!! grin

No.7 (stalking diaries) is actually funny. OP it's like you've not seen people who are sharpening their fictional story telling skills eh? tongue
For guys only!

no come spoil show for us hunters abegi
Autos › Re: Loaded *2011 Toyota Highlander Limited* Pre-order From Fhemmmy By A Nairalander by jaybee3(m): 12:27pm On Jan 02, 2015
Fhemmmy:
cheesy
Did you get my email?
Politics › Re: I’m Coming Up With Anti-corruption Plan — Jonathan by jaybee3(m): 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2015
Moheat:
Yes, we are gullible, very gullible for that matter! I want to speak as a neutral body here! Now we now sing songs of praise for those that contributed to the failure of this country! Firstly, let me start with the so called Messiah ! We now believe that GMB who gladly took up appointment with the late dictator, one of the most corrupt leaders this country has produced, not only did he took up the appointment but he was solely responsible for how PTF fund was spent without being audited. Your acclaimed Messiah single handedly hired the company that executed all the PTF projects. It may also interest you to know that he was PTF chairman for the North alone .Secondly, Tinubu who is now championing the course for change, happens to be one of the most corrupt public office holders of our generation, a man that has mortgaged lagos and turned it to his family business venture.

Finally, about 75% of APC members are PDP decampees! who contributed to the problem of past and present administrations...My brother you can see now that we are very gullible and we forget things easily. Some times, I wonder why we still clamour for GEJ and GMB...let us take a look at the list of the Presidential aspirants and pick out one reliable candidate and vote for that candidate, then let us see if heaven will fall.
We agree that all politicians are bad irrespective of their political affiliations. They promise and under deliver. They align with the worst just so they can service their selfish interest.

However, it's even more dangerous for Nigerians to sit back and re-elect a non performing clueless one. Voters are meant to express their displeasure through their votes. You can't send Jonathan back in for another 4 years and expect a change in fortune.

We should always demand change through the ballot and 4 years is a long time to gamble considering the current dynamics in world economics
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married With The Mentality Of I Can Change Him Or Her? by jaybee3(m): 11:36am On Jan 02, 2015
ChubbyT:
Nt advisable
Oh ma dayz
https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/shocked-will-smith.gif

What's that big round well proportion thing on ya profile pic?
Business › Re: Oil Slump: FG May Borrow From World Bank, Others by jaybee3(m): 10:46am On Jan 02, 2015
This is exactly what all you clueless ijiots shouting GEJ till eternity don't understand. Your futures are going to be mortgaged to cushion the effect of the slumping oil price.

Before y'all descend on me, i know slumping prices ain't GEJ's fault but leaders are meant to have foresight and what guarantees do you have that money borrowed will be used accordingly?

Y'all are just getting bleeped right left and center.
Education › Re: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For TNRI Scholarship by jaybee3(m):
The marking scheme for the essay is as follow:

The five key criteria they are to be assessed against are as follows:
1) Submission: (10 marks) – 10 marks will be allocated to each submitted essay

2) Clarity of purpose: (20 marks) – The applicants are expected to clearly state their arguments for deserving to be the recipient of the award

Poor (5 marks): The essay made no mention of TNRI nor states a reason for their application
Average (10 Marks): The essay made mention of TNRI and clearly stated their reason for applying
Good (15 marks): The essay made mention of TNRI, stated reason for applying and explained how they intend to make use of the opportunity
Excellent (20 marks): The applicant made a connection between history of good academic performance alongside financial challenges in addition to all the points needed to achieve a good rating


3) Content: (25 marks) – Applicants are expected to extensively connect the rationale behind their application with a convincing and realistic approach to their plans for the award
Poor (5 marks): No connection
Average (10 marks): Moderate Connection
Good (15 marks): Good Connection
Excellent (25 marks): Excellent Connection


4) Structures and Vocabulary: (20 marks) – Applicants are expected to be consistent in the use of tenses, coherent and concise as well as sequential with their delivery
Poor (5 marks): Far too many grammatical errors, inappropriate paragraphing and spacing, no flow to the essay delivery
Average (10 marks): Very little grammatical errors, acceptable flow to the essay delivery
Good (15 marks): Very little grammatical errors, good flow to the essay delivery and adequate use of paragraphs and spacing
Excellent (20 marks): No grammatical error, excellent flow to the essay delivery and appropriate use of paragraphs and spacing



5) Conclusion: (15 marks) – Applicants should provide a good summary of their argument
Poor (5 marks): No attempt made to provide relevant conclusion
Good (10 marks): Conclusion is provided but not entirely relevant to the essay
Excellent (15 marks): Conclusion is provided and relevant to the essay



Penalties to be applied by the marker on completion of the marking exercise
1) Eligibility - Automatic disqualification. The scheme is strictly for school leavers (Those not already at university). Any mention of an applicant being at university automatically excludes them from the assessment process.

2) Plagiarism – Automatic disqualification. Any plagiarized essay would receive an automatic exclusion from the assessment process

3) Exceeding word limit – 5 marks deducted

4) Use of text speak – 2 marks deducted for each slang or text acronyms used
Education › Re: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For TNRI Scholarship by jaybee3(m): 10:24am On Jan 02, 2015
The 2014/15 application is now closed. All applicants will receive an email from us before the end of the month
Politics › Re: Will You Vote GEJ If He Reduces Pump Price Of Petrol In His Speech Tomorrow? by jaybee3(m): 3:57pm On Dec 31, 2014
tenry:
It is rumored at NNPC depot, Ejigbo,Lagos today that mr president may reduce the price of PMS tomorrow. Every marketers were rushing to load their products cos of the implication on their draft already programmed on the loading chart. If GEJ reduces fuel price tomorrow, I will not only vote for him, but my wife, siblings and loved ones will be mobilized to do so.
What about you? Would you vote for GEJ if he reduces fuel price?
Why do they need to rush their respective loading if the rumor making grounds is on the basis of reduction. Common sense tells me the action alone is aligned with a prospective increase which we all know can't be the case due to obvious reasons.

why do i need to buy high if i'm going to be forced to sell low huh huh huh

Ain't no freebies coming ya way
Politics › Re: GEJ Does It Again. Kaduna Intra City Rail Kicks Off by jaybee3(m): 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
BlackBaron:
Precisely, I'll not take away some of his achievements but then his administration has been characterised by incessant cases of corruption.
He has never stated 'anti corruption' as one of the principles of his regime which indicates a tacit approval of stealing whist he's building to me.
Bottom line is, corruption would still be at the forefront of his so called achievements. What's the point in delivering minuscule projects with bloated contracts?

His attitude towards fighting corruption makes him frankly a waste of space!
Nairaland General › Re: Where Will 2015 Meet You? by jaybee3(m): 1:53pm On Dec 31, 2014
Politics › Re: GEJ Does It Again. Kaduna Intra City Rail Kicks Off by jaybee3(m): 1:52pm On Dec 31, 2014
So long as corruption is still pretty much rife then all these minuscule steps na fuckery
Nairaland General › Re: Where Will 2015 Meet You? by jaybee3(m): 1:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
Bootybuttchic:
home oooo
Invite me na
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 1:40pm On Dec 31, 2014
chaircover:
Really?
Not once did he say that he loved his wife
If you ask me he remains there for one of two things;

His daughter or the fear of halving his possessions in half

Love left a long time ago
Imagine the wife asking him if he has masttttubated that morning and if he hasnt he can have a quickie with her shocked shocked shocked
Ha!
You have to love someone to tolerate them
You have to love to accommodate excesses
You have to love to value convenience and relegate pain

Above all, you have to love to live with a woman under the same damn roof!

looooool
Family › Re: Pls Help Me, I Luv My Husband But He Feels Disrespected by jaybee3(m): 1:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
delishpot:
She said she had been doing things that may seem like she doesnt respect her man which accirding to her she regrets after the deed is done.. She only used that SIL case as an example. She said she offends him without meaning to do so.
Its just for her to conciously work towards including him in her activicties. They both need to sitdown and talk. Thank God its almost new year, if she is a wise wife, she will sieze this opportunity to talk with him and they both pray together to ursher in the new year.
I see.....
The holy books stressed the importance of being obedient so why is she going against such teachings?
Family › Re: Pls Help Me, I Luv My Husband But He Feels Disrespected by jaybee3(m): 1:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
I'm sorry your story doesn't add up. It's practically impossible for your husband of few weeks to threaten you with divorce for something as inconsequential as not informing him before his SIL's came to visit.

Have you been consistently going against his wishes ma'am?

Whatever it may be though, you guys need to have a serious 1-2-1 convo.
Romance › Re: Do you know? by jaybee3(m): 12:50pm On Dec 31, 2014
What else do you need nitori olohun?

SHE ISN'T AVAILABLE!

Besides, you don't go screaming love to someone you barely know. It's absolutely wrong
Romance › Re: It's Time To Reveal Your Crush; NL Or Outside Before The End Of 2014(today). by jaybee3(m): 12:26pm On Dec 31, 2014
mirexxx:
my NL crush is Jay bee
wink wink wink
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 12:08pm On Dec 31, 2014
alutacontinua:
@chaircover, that diary has to be an excellent attempt at fiction writing shocked shocked
I actually took my time to read it through and at the end, I felt no atom of pity for the man again. It just died! What is his problem? angry
LOVE!
Nairaland General › Re: My Housewarming And Birthday Celebration (pictures) by jaybee3(m): 9:18pm On Dec 30, 2014
How we go take wash am na, na only you waka come?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 4:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
chaircover:
Whats for lunch?

Turkey WITH Pork & Chesnut stufing?

Or Monica Fish With Alomo Bitters?
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q0jyYxL1qbxi45o1_500.gif
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 4:21pm On Dec 30, 2014
hmmmm hmmmm
hmmmm hmmmm
Autos › Re: Available For Pre-order **MINT With Leather 2003 Toyota Corolla**only SOLLDDDDDD by jaybee3(m): 5:53pm On Dec 29, 2014
Fhemmmy:
My Chairman at the Top, how are you and anything for the boyz?
I don buzzz you for watsap
Autos › Re: Available For Pre-order **MINT With Leather 2003 Toyota Corolla**only SOLLDDDDDD by jaybee3(m): 5:01pm On Dec 29, 2014
Fhemmmy:
You are/were special part of our 2014, we look forward to doing business with YOU in 2015, You are blessed and we are too..... Amen!
Your phone stuck in the turkey?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by jaybee3(m): 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
chaircover:
Nandos ke?
They threw me out the last time I was there in 1874 tongue grin grin
[s]Eating out for me is Iya Basira at ogunpa[/s]
Eko and [s]with ewedu . . . . grin grin grin[/s]
[img]http://media./media/KZd3dUUY5hTEI/giphy.gif[/img]
Politics › Re: As You Abuse GEJ, Remember That Abusing Buhari's Govt Was A Crime In 1984 by jaybee3(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2014
barcanista:
My oga long time, how that una obodo UK?
Obodo UK dey freeze my balls and you don begin dey romance the chica wey i don dey eye sine 1880 BC

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