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UjSizzle:
Hehehe wouldn't you just love that. You eh *spanks his bottom* oya go to your room.

Join me biko

@shokky24

My name is okafor and i'd like to officially welcome you on NL

na only you waka come?
deals here and there

Smile for awon bois na

UjSizzle:
Would you prefer we lived like chickens or randy goats?

YES duhhh

The universe is big enough to contain us all

UjSizzle:
I don't chat privately

Ask him to post his pic first so i can screen him

what evils i know

UjSizzle:
Natural is ignoring the book on my bed when I have an exam in a month, because it's a boring course. Discipline is picking up the darn thing every night for an hour because I want to scale a level.

There are no such things as false positives. When you keep up with a habit, it eventually becomes part of who you are. People just like excuses because taking responsibility is a lot more difficult.




Lol I know you booboo

But lustful thoughts generated from the sight of the evil twins and/or the forbidden region is a feeling that one develops as part of development phases we humans go through.
The sense of admiration is usually processed by the mighty brain which in turn sends some dangerous signals that make awon goons just wanna bang that thang up

Mehn me sef know say I dey yarn opaks… nothing do me


your kiss don calm me down sha


PS: Green light is false positive

UjSizzle:
Long way? Haven't walked the length of the Sahara before

I'm sure your imagination has circumnavigated round the globe and in terms of measurement that points towards you having the errm errmmm for moi

UjSizzle:
I know I won't be thinking of sex.

Stop handling your thoughts like an entity. You control what direction it goes. You decide what to do about the images in your head. You choose what to occupy yourself and mind with.

Enough with the excuses already. If the sight of a naked woman turns you on, then teach yourself to see the naked woman as a fvcking tree instead. Or yet train yourself to feel disgusted by the sight of naked flesh.

How do you train your mind away from a natural reaction?
Wouldn't you be getting false positives at all times?



I just like looking for your trouble

UjSizzle:
Why are you yelling my name like a fish seller

You've got a sexy name

Which kain bush did he escape from?

UjSizzle:
Interesting. Do you suppose your body vibrates because your thoughts aren't guarded?

YES!

marieolae:
freezing cold? Pls wat r u talking bout?

Can i help?

God bless PEJ

YES!

chaircover:
Thanks a lot Toynex
I will try this today

Can you make me an ankle bead?

Further maths

Picture this, the idiotic teacher walks in talks to the board for the entire duration then walks straight out


Maths on the other hand was always very interesting for obvious reasons. My teacher packed well for front so your boy go just dey stare at them twins

chaircover:
Someone told me that its not only what you do that can make or break a marriage . . . .its what you say!!!
I try hard not to talk when I am angry . . .its difficult though but if you put your mind to it, its possible.

I bet you just put a sheercover in da mouth to stop errm venom from coming out

Ojigbijigbi see yansh
I go like climb that yansh

Mynd44:
Real sweet

Make oga femmy dash me na

Nice ride

Busybody2:
That is a slip of the finger. I meant to type N120,000k.


From the updates, I am cognizant of the visit to the Surulere Hospital plus the 1001 tests Mr DJDOLA was subjected to at both hospitals. Thanks all the same Sir.

We are also concerned about the amount of tests that he is being subjected to and you can be rest assured we are taking positive tests to address the concerns.

I want a gold CHAIRCOVER for xmas

Jarus:
This is not a good choice abeg.

At least 2 things are wrong here

1, No SS or SE on the ticket. These 2 regions are known for solidarity (our son) votes. SW don't need their son on ticket to vote for anyone. Plus, at this point in time, SE and SS see APC as Yoruba/Hausa party. They have provided more reinforcement to this.

2, APC need someone with already established visibility. Osinbajo doesn't satisfy this.

Amaechi or Oshiomole or even Rochas would have been better choice.

It's obvious they are trying to counter the Islamist tag that buhari has somewhat failed to shed

Didn't he also field pastor tunde bakare during the last election

These people just won't learn.. shior

The man may have impeccable CV but he has no proven record of deliveries on a national/local level

Busybody2:
Kk good to know I was addressing the correct person.


Now what I said again was that according to updates from the hospital on this thread on December 3rd and 7th, they said a liver biopsy is no longer needed, BUT the hospital has wrongly charged Mr DJDOLA N125,000 for this (according to the receipt updated), so TEHN's Account department needs to get in touch with the Hospital's finance department to correct this.

Thanks.

The Tapping and Albumin iv test was done at a different hospital as shown in the receipt. The index hospital initially requested he undergo some tests at the second hospital but they had to do other additional exploratory tests after discovery of some anomalies in their initial test.

Who else but the husband?

I can guarantee you that the husband will/should come out tops when you compare after aggregrating the total sucking hours

oliverjiad:
amethyst ace is expected to berth at lagos 17-12-2014
regard
jaid

any specific reason for this delay Sir considering the vessel itself is already in Nigerian waters

chaircover:
I've mailed you
Please remove ur email address

I've sent you numerous emails gggrrrrhhhhh

chaircover:
Pls pm me your acct details
Hopefully it will work
I don't understand my pm's these days but hopefully it will work this time

Can i send you a pm as well?

sweettease:
WTH! She pursue you for dream last night?

Yes!

Celibacy ko celebrity ni
Me i no fit abegi...that thing to sweet biko

Caracta:
Some people get 7% on 5 million for 90 days. The day someone told me that was what he was offered, all I could do was pity him. Depends on the bank though. They must earn from investors too

How much would you offer for 5 FD at 30 days rolling?

Go to some few places in Abuja and let your jaw drop