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oliverjiad:

Any progress or still status quo

oliverjiad:
Ohk ic make she bring work,not by sniff alone oooo

any update as per the port Sir

Fhemmmy:
[b]Was watching while sitting on the fence, i love what this thread has done, great and God will continue to bless you all . . . Nothing made a mother happy than to be able to provide for her kids during this holiday and giving season . . . .

I once heard of a story of a mother that had nothing to offer her kids and they were hungry, crying and asking the MOTHER, mom, what are we gonna eat
The mother while not sure of what else to do, she put stones and rocks in a pot and PRETEND to be cooking something for the kids till they all fell asleep, now the question is - will that trick work the following morning?

In lieu of this, i hereby nominate Jaybee3 of NL to please look into the case of the woman that was not able to meet the deadline on behalf of Aisha2 and the group of great women of this house, i am not trying to underestimate the timeline, but PLEASE let us look into it, and on behald of Fhemmmy Motos, 10,000 Naira will be donated to such woman, she will be penalized for 10,000 Naira and instead of 20,000 Naira, 10,000 Naira will be paid to her thru same wallet that is paying all the money.

Please, if you dont mind - let someone move this motion and lemme know where to send the money . . . Thanks once again for a great deed.

Jaybee3 . . . . I challenge you to add something to the 10,000 Naira for the 7th woman . . . . Else, i know where and how to get you oh[/b]

Challenge accepted. I was brought up by a single mother and though I was privileged not to have experienced the financial impact of not having a father around but I do know what these hard working mothers go through to put food on the table.

Oga pickabeau1 let’s make it happen for entry 7

Busybody2:
The hospital wouldn't charge a penny for asking why they have been merry-go-rounding and sidestepping the truth.

We've done so. Another member of TeHN in addition to the one that has been by hammed's side from day one visited them on Monday and reiterated our concerns to them hence the thorough explanation of why their process seems to be on the slow side.

oliverjiad:
bros I no understand u

Na one chica wey dey sniff you for this thread i been dey say Hi to

When you think say those workers go commot for picket line?

Busybody2:
I don't see anything stopping you from still posting, do you Two-faced lot, one minute they call for suggestion, next they call it a jibe, one minute they hi5 Chaircover to her face for creating a splendid Team/group, next they say who sent her message :-/

Hammed feels he is well enough and pretty adamant about being an outpatient. What are the obvious things we ought to worry about so it doesn't get missed?

Hi adufe

Can we please bring the focus back to this guys as this back and forth jibe aint productive in any way shape or form. We all want DJ to get well and we shall continue to do everything within our capacity to ensure that's the eventual outcome.


"Immediate Challenges:
Hammed is now feeling stronger than ever and in turn wants to return home as he is growing bored of sitting about the hospital doing nothing. We do sympathise with him as well as happy that his condition has at least gotten better if compared to the way it was weeks back.

As much as we feel the best way to approach this is by him getting a definitive diagnosis and in turn proceed on an agreed treatment plan, we understand his growing frustrations and thus might have to reluctantly allow him to turn into a day patient. He has assured us that he will present himself as of when needed and we will continue to work with him to provide a lasting solution."

oliverjiad:
no I be raji fashola broda

Heard the port is locked as the staff don embark on strike. Na true?

Jeanfortune:
u dey find light abi

Yes ohh

Please dash me one na

They've basically selected a running mate with no ambition of ever becoming the president.

Nothing dey happen

Are you related to OBJ by any chance?
you and this your laff sef ehn

Na peedeeepeee affair abeg

You are part of the problem Sir!

Morning Sir, my oga pata pata

Jeanfortune:
hehehe, this got me laughing, 'mortgaging ur time' indeed

But na true na

Why invest in something for years then receive zilch return at the end of it?

It simply ain't worth it

abeg dash me any light this morning jare

..

xynerise:
Jaybee, have you been a victim?

barack sef get tales to tell

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Obama_dc9d92_488631.jpg

Busybody2:
If LUTH/Eruwa could narrow the diagnosis down within days...


Dang!!! Jeez!!! The Hospital got a confirmed diagnosis over three weeks ago and this is why they have been adding an extra zero to the bill since this same period to fleece Nairaland/TEHN...


Kk, A'boki time for you to get busy...please go abokiland go procure the strongest antidote your hands can find to release Nairaland/TEHN from this jazz the hospital used to hold them since...we go discuss figures later yeah...

This isn't really helping anyone and it's somewhat counterproductive.
You don't expect us to be more concerned about money demanded when it was blatantly obvious he was still pretty much frail at the time the tests was being demanded.

You are also aware that the two previous hospitals didn't do any test nor provide any definitive diagnosis as required.
We have already openly shared our concerns and assured everyone that we will address them to the best of our abilities.

Our priority remains him getting a clean bill of health

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2876738/Man-spectacular-treadmill-fall-perving-woman-pretends-push-ups-cover-up.html

Humiliating moment man has a spectacular treadmill fall while ogling a pretty girl... then pretends to do push-ups to cover it up

An attractive woman with fiery red hair walks past an exercising man at a gym
The woman caught the attention of the man who momentarily turned his head
Unfortunately the man loses his balance on the treadmill and slips
He tries to recover from the fall by doing push ups while the woman watches him
But she remains unimpressed and walks away from him
By Sally Lee for Daily Mail Australia

Published: 22:53, 16 December 2014 | Updated: 01:57, 17 December 2014

A man has tried to recover from his treadmill fall by turning it into a set of push ups.

It appears the accident was triggered by an attractive woman with fiery red hair, who's figure-hugging gym attire caught the attention of the exercising man.

As she walked past him, he became momentarily distracted and turned his head.

Unfortunately for the man, his longing gaze was not as subtle as he may have hoped.



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A man has tried to recover from his treadmill fall by turning it into a set of push ups. The accident was triggered by an attractive woman with fiery red hair, wearing figure-hugging gym attire
A man has tried to recover from his treadmill fall by turning it into a set of push ups. The accident was triggered by an attractive woman with fiery red hair, wearing figure-hugging gym attire

The exercising man was momentarily distracted by the woman which caused him to slip and fall
The exercising man was momentarily distracted by the woman which caused him to slip and fall
The exercising man was momentarily distracted by the woman which caused him to slip and fall

The heavy fall made the woman stop and watch the man who quickly began doing push ups on the ground
The heavy fall made the woman stop and watch the man who quickly began doing push ups on the ground

Spectacular treadmill fail after checking out woman walking past


The woman, who wore high-waisted aqua leggings and a crop top, was initially oblivious to the man on the treadmill.

As she walked behind his exercising machine, the man could not help but watch her by turning his head.

However this caused the man to lose his balance and slip off the treadmill.

The heavy fall made the woman stop and watch the man who quickly began doing push ups on the ground.

Despite the man's efforts to try and impress the woman, she seemed unfazed and continued to walk away from him.

It is unclear which country the man and woman are from but the footage was filmed inside a gym.

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shokky24:
Thank u

You're welcome

So can i send you an email as well?

UjSizzle:
Hehehe wouldn't you just love that. You eh *spanks his bottom* oya go to your room.

Join me biko

@shokky24

My name is okafor and i'd like to officially welcome you on NL

na only you waka come?
deals here and there

Smile for awon bois na

UjSizzle:
Would you prefer we lived like chickens or randy goats?

YES duhhh

The universe is big enough to contain us all

UjSizzle:
I don't chat privately

Ask him to post his pic first so i can screen him

what evils i know

UjSizzle:
Natural is ignoring the book on my bed when I have an exam in a month, because it's a boring course. Discipline is picking up the darn thing every night for an hour because I want to scale a level.

There are no such things as false positives. When you keep up with a habit, it eventually becomes part of who you are. People just like excuses because taking responsibility is a lot more difficult.




Lol I know you booboo

But lustful thoughts generated from the sight of the evil twins and/or the forbidden region is a feeling that one develops as part of development phases we humans go through.
The sense of admiration is usually processed by the mighty brain which in turn sends some dangerous signals that make awon goons just wanna bang that thang up

Mehn me sef know say I dey yarn opaks… nothing do me


your kiss don calm me down sha


PS: Green light is false positive

UjSizzle:
Long way? Haven't walked the length of the Sahara before

I'm sure your imagination has circumnavigated round the globe and in terms of measurement that points towards you having the errm errmmm for moi

UjSizzle:
I know I won't be thinking of sex.

Stop handling your thoughts like an entity. You control what direction it goes. You decide what to do about the images in your head. You choose what to occupy yourself and mind with.

Enough with the excuses already. If the sight of a naked woman turns you on, then teach yourself to see the naked woman as a fvcking tree instead. Or yet train yourself to feel disgusted by the sight of naked flesh.

How do you train your mind away from a natural reaction?
Wouldn't you be getting false positives at all times?



I just like looking for your trouble

UjSizzle:
Why are you yelling my name like a fish seller

You've got a sexy name