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Is she coming home later than normal?
what's the big deal cos i seriously don't understand how you'd be married to someone but not trust them. The neighbour is definitely saving your ass some real bucks and not forgetting about the enormous stress your wife would have to go through if taking public transport everyday.
Car sharing should be a policy implemented in lagos to curb excessive traffic jams.

maedan:
bluespice ---tell jay bee I have a phobia for people trying to help me close my mouth with their own mouth /hand .

serial joker

"if you go black you will never go black"

posakosa:
^^^^^


African virgin is probably worth $400

if she's fine then i might be able to up that stake. You know i am all for good cause.

u might want to auction your wedding night rendezvous to the highest bidder
and if u r still a virgin then ebay might be ur auction house.
be inventive.

who is sponsoring your wedding?
if both of you are then it's advisable for it to be suspended for a year or 2 and the money invested in viable business.
If parents then beg them to give you the money to do above.

If you both go ahead and start making babies then you should be crucified cos i don't see how it makes sense to bring children into the world to suffer.

shakara 2 much for them. they don't like giving some of us eligible . . . . . . . . . . 'em goodies.

hahahahah

some are matured but most are plain irritants/e-thugs

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=171707.msg4888868#msg4888868 date=1257775436]reading a meeting but off to the economist in a bit[/quote]u've been sniffing that stuff again bro?

search for something on infrared, microwave, bluetooth etc

maedan:


Okies. My mistake. (my mouth is still hanging open.) .

do u need me mouth hand to help close it

na wa oh

reading the economist but off to a meeting in a bit

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=348177.msg4887847#msg4887847 date=1257767355]MOTD summed the game up perfectly.
There were nothing less than 5 dodgy calls the referee made against Man Utd.
Lampard even handled O'Shea's cross at the death. . . . . .2 seasons ago, Carrick was penalised for the same offence at SB.[/quote]No mind them. faffing about like the dubious 3 points cements the destination of our rightful crown.

a book written by Kenny G's on "how to bring out the positive magnet in you"
i gats to start attracting 'em females as well.

una no go let us hear word again cos you guys got lucky by atrocious decision by the 12th man on ya team.
shior.
come to the theatre of dreams and get ur ass whopped real bad. sweet revenge awaits ya blue ass

trust/honesty all the way.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=12469.msg4887611#msg4887611 date=1257765764]that wont meet the gender commitee approval at all,[/quote]give me their names so i can go lobby them. i hope wale.star is not among. You i can deal with by just alerting miss A, B, C, D, E, F - Z

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=12469.msg4887542#msg4887542 date=1257765125]aha i heard the last test u performed on that south african he-she proved inconclusive, can we trust u in this instance?[/quote]seems like u overlooked the conventional test. i performed scientific test on semenya.
but with pweety pweety it's def going to be old skool test (you know using hand, mouth, JT etc)

pweety pweety pweety, where art thou?
you've been accused of gender manipulation so i need answers in me room
I need to perform a gender test via the conventional way