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no one managed to solve it?

no no no u weren't misunderstood. ur very kool
where u @? i was in phoenix/vegas last yr feb

Where am I? Just crashlanded onto dis thread so peeps help me figure out how I can zoom off.
@ibk, any tips for moi?

most def

hot is the end product of being spicy.

onyinye2:
i truly don't know. i probably scared him away when i asked him what his intentions were.

shows he can't handle the pressure.
ur 2 hot? feeling the heat here in jand land

nana:
lol

still pretty much around? NL is so addictive mahn. u need to c me toggling in between some data modelling and NL
where u work @?

onyinye2:
oh well it is his lost not mines. he really is going to miss out.

u c. letting a sophisticated sista slide pass your supposedly tight fingers. i seriously wonder

onyinye2:
@success

no answer?? hmmm makes me wonder

very simple. "Timewaster"

onyinye2:
@success

before we start talking "privatley" i need to know your intentions. can you really handle a "Great Debator" like myself??

She has laid it out in plain english, so wats da intention?

sucess001:
@ onyinye2,

why don't we chat in private,

@ mesmerize,

u ve got two guys fighting over u, what do u think?

why do u want to chat in private? we need to screen you on dis forum.

michelin89:
Ok fine!

@ poster
Kindly remove the girl's pic from this thread. That should be a boog start!

u ignored ma proposal

michelin89:
I never get oga. I be madam of my own!

The house big sha. You go fit handle am?

action speaks louder than words

all sort now.

preference is servicing oga wife. lmao

michelin89:
Ohhh! I see! I have a job for you. Do you mind flying ti Italy?

wat sort of job?

michelin89:
but it's a pity I can't have a piece of you!

_{E nor hard to say now!}

and what will happen if u have a piece of me?
eat me up maybe? if yes then the result might be close to micheluv

house boy

nana:
Jaybee. . .what do u mean by handsome? Are u talking about Nl having hefty female members?lol

handsome as in reformed male sumo wrestler,
not necessarily hefty but i'm sure u r aware that all sort of peeps contribute on this forum (house girls/boys, agberos, gigolos/prostitutes)

funny shit is the girl will probably be more handsome than some of the pwetty sistas on nairaland.
dare u lot to show us ya pic.
@tope2000 u ain't bad but,

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convinced now?
apparently some german engineers created a trojan as well

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in the form of an IC

tope2000:
if he knows he is ugly monkey then why did he want to marry fine girl ehn. se u think okoya's youngest wife got married to him because he was handsome [which he isnt] and trust me okoya himself knows why the girl married him. u want something good u gotta pay the price naa.

and wat happens when okoya decides to marry another one? take 50% of his wealth?
I'm sure u know what will happen to the girl and her family.

u need to date because u feel for the person not because the person his bla bla bla

Transmit and Receive

a chip on phone A to transmit
another on phone B to receive

U need some sort of connection and since it's via mobile communication, u can only use a Tx & Rx
some codecs might do d job

tope2000:
Honey i will treat him so good he would never want to let me go because people with faces like him to chat with people with asses like mine . so you see he can never ever dump me or else i will heather McCartney his ass!!!!!

with mentality like that and me knowing the category i fall under as per thread, i will surely keep ma money/intelligence and remain single

u can only get away with heather mcartney in western world. if u try such in naij, anything goes (awon to ma gba ija po gan ol) u know some peeps r powerful than the government

tope2000:
of course, i am his trophy wife na
roflmao

Madam trophy wife! wat happens if he dumps your ass?
claim 50% of his worth because you basically helped turn 'em investments into millions whilst sitting your ass down looking pwetty? All he needs to do is to lure you to naija and let those gbeboruns help deal with you.

tope2000:
that wasn't helpful as the sista is 2 confused to know which one to choose even though it's a very simple scenario (A or B). that is why she need to go with her heart

first question is why is she engaged to someone thousands of miles away? Reasons best known to her
are they in regular contact? the post says they are
how long have they been engaged for? not really my biz
If engaged for more than 6 months, his he planning to relocate back to naij or bring her over to wherever he his so they can start a stable relationship/marriage? maybe, but i guess we would never know
what differences lies in between the 2 prospectives
She needs to get answers from the close to being complete journey before starting another one. that is your opinion

yes ma. no need to come back guns blazing!
take it easy oh. ma pa ira eh shogbo

malikalhaj:
mr jay bee, just help d brother out because he might actually want to put it 2 good use, but seriously, i doubt u even have a solution.
@ donseun
ti o ba ni nko so, gbenu dake

solution is not in the form of a code!
widely available chip must be mounted on the fone.
u need to be able to Tx and Rx!