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method man's lyrics/humour is out of dis world. don't you guys know it might actually dent d dudes confidence

tope2000:
Tell her to follow her heart and choose the 1 her heart chooses

that wasn't helpful as the sista is 2 confused to know which one to choose even though it's a very simple scenario (A or B)
first question is why is she engaged to someone thousands of miles away?
are they in regular contact?
how long have they been engaged for?
If engaged for more than 6 months, his he planning to relocate back to naij or bring her over to wherever he his so they can start a stable relationship/marriage?
what differences lies in between the 2 prospectives

She needs to get answers from the close to being complete journey before starting another one.

u guys r so cruel

nana:
Been good bruv. . .Results are getting posted on them walls by july 2nd. . .fingers are crossed but positive result is what man's going to get for shizzle. . .lol

trust ya so we gon celebrate? on nairaland maybe?

u need to understand how telephony works.
i am not convinced you intend to put it to good use so sorry can't help.

nana:
lmao. . .u harsh o. . . _{how're u doing?}

been ages mahn. hope u good? hope u smashed 'em exams because i'm guessing results would have been posted on 'em walls by now.

@ post
na true yarn now

tope2000:
I don't want none but if i had to choose i would be with extremely ugly genius because i can always do a makeover on him to upgrade him

uhm ole. extremely ugly genius so he can provide all the food with his brain whilst u relax @ home, go on all expense paid holidays thru out the yr.

dude is not bad but common wats with the airline sleeping aid (sun glasses)?

@landis
I beg educate 'em jare. I am quite sure the 43yrs is based on known reserves. What abt the unknown's (deepwater exploration, -1Km depth that can only be drilled by ROV's)
Our gas reserves is second to none so sorry to bust u peeps bubbles)
Yes every nation needs to invest, promote and use alternative energy dats why we have all dis peeps going on abt biofuels.
A very close friend of mine works for a renewable energy company that have just discovered a bug that help multplies the quantity of bioethanol produced from maze.
Things (ingeneous innovations) are happening so sit back and relax

2makeit:
Never!!!!!!!!!!! i don't agree. How about likes of

PAPOOSE
KANYE WEST
YOUNG JEEZY
NAS
so my guy think well.

piss out

Surely man of da moment but not in the same league as Jay Z, Nas, Tupac

Wats papoose, kanye and jeezy doing in ur list?

Are you single? Somewhat


How old are you? 20 sumtin getting seriously close to another decade


What’s your race? black gold


Are you on Nairaland to get laid? Anything I can get really


Are you a spiritual person? Don’t do spiritual


When was the last time you did something you loved? Ages ago. Thnx for prompting, need to go scuba diving


What’s the one thing you would like to do? Govern my state


What highest level of education you have gained? PG


Do you like your job? Depends on the day of the week


Do you own a pet? Don’t have the time to clean up so not bothered


What kind of pet do you own?


Where would you like to be right now? Naij


What type of builds are you attracted to “Petite, Mid, Large, BBW”? Mid


What’s the shortest and tallest person you would go out with? Don’t do specification


When was the last time you went out alone? Sat. I like taking a spin from time to time


How soon do you want to get married? When the mindset is right were it needs to b


What are 3 good qualities your lover or spouse must have? Kind, good communicator, must be tolerant


Are you afraid to love? Not necessarily


Have you ever had your heart broken? Not sure if it was broken as ma heart is made of stone


What part on his/her body do you love? I am a boobs man. Love ‘em to bits


What kind of man/ woman are you in search of Nerd, Lover, Cutie,
Body, Brains. You can only pick one? brains


What kind of movies do you like? comedy


If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be? space



If you had a date for this weekend where would you like to go with Him/Her? Gud question. Usually let the date decide

I seriously doubt the amina girl would have said something along the line of " if u didn't get any mail from us it means u were not shortlisted and there is nothing we can do about it, try again next year" when you just called and asked the status of your application without you prompting further on what she can do for you.
Would you have preferred if she answered by saying the will get back to you (holding on to a non starter) even when she obviously knows you weren't successful?

Skills test,
how to calculate current flowing in a circuit that contains capacitors, inductors, resistors (they don't provide formula's so u must know hoe to derive them).
I think they asked questions on control systems as well (underdamped system, how to calculate unity gain et al).
Chemical engineering: i had a friend that attended with me and was shocked that asked for full meanings of some chemical engineering acroynms. They might also ask abt seperation techniques, process controls.

Numerical reasoning is fairly easy if you can do a lot of mental arithmetic

Verbal reasoning needs a lot of pratice.
You can get help on numerical and verbal from shl website or efinanical.co.uk

As for skills test, i will reiterate the fact that you need to be comfortable with elementary (things u did in first/second year) calculations in your main discipline.

I doubt u guys will be able to find any info as per actual questions and stuffs.
I wrote the test in 06 "london" and from experience, you guys need to be very comfortable with engineering basics.
For electrical/electronics you will need to able to use Kirchoff's law, circuit diagrams interpretation and calculations. Skills test is by far the most challenging out of 3 as i was only used to being interviewed on design engineering questions rather than questions on things i did in first year of uni.

back to the thread before they start crucifying moi.
uhm ur eyes.

in college or uni?
what one?

k ibukun
moorgate near bank (city)
in skool or @ home?

and how do u pronounce ur username?

uhm neighbour
I work @ moorgate
r u on YIM? chat sometime?

kinda figured out 'cos of the classroom scene in one of the pix.
wanna be precise abt location?

@beauteous interested?

yes iwo ni mo ba soro

where u @?