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ishowdotgmail:
We play too much in this country and I don't like it

The president started it with rats

Runs

Poor goal

More like a goal u see in woman football

Man u na team

Sure win for Chelsea if I hear pin from man u eee

Abeg who dey home self I just dey come, the pitch looks like Stanford bridge sha

sammydirectly:
Thank you Sir.

But it's kinda too small.

I believe Fixed deposit with N100k will give me about 2% which is 2k a month. (pátápátá 1,500 after tax)
Isn't it better to put it in Fixed Deposit?
Please advise.

Mutual fund is better

Toyota products

Corolla, Camry, Highlander infact anything badged Toyota or lexus

Toks or Naija used
There is nothing like in toks condition

Toks or Naija used
There nothing like in toks condition

Even vitaform no reach 40k for 6 by 6

And u wan sell dirty mouka form way u don use bang tire for 90k

Ok na

sammydirectly:
If you invest 100k in stanbic MMF, please how much should I expect in 3 and 6months nett?

3 month above 3500naira
6 months above 7000 naira

@ 14% per annum

Ugosample:
Can anyone here say something about the performance of Stanbic balanced funds?
I'm thinking of pitching my tent there soonest

I have been there for a month now but my money is depreciating that is I am losing.

I might quit it soon, I no get dt kind patience

He is a young man and i like that

op how can you call toyota cheap u dey mad

in Nigeria except you are buying brand new, toyota is more expensive than bmw and mercedes

When you no get job u keep urself busy with a master's program

Nnamdi kanu is Ipob and Ipob is dead without him

Okezie can't try this nonsense if Nnamdi kanu is in the country but d coward disappeared

ItzChinnex:
So I stopped replying her messages on WhatsApp because she was too over demanding.

I once met this Girl in the room of my guy when she came to charge her only God knows what, then I fell partially in love with her. I collected her number and I started courting her on WhatsApp which she consented.

In the space of 1weeks, she demanded for airtime which I innocently sent her an amount of N1500. I believed we where flowing not until she asked again in a space of 5days, not that I hadn't the cash to send but I was just trying to use my common sense by telling her I will send but not immediately.

It was during this time I had a rethought about this and stop replying her messages on WhatsApp. We didn't communicate for about 2 months not until yesterday, she called me and said that she was angry with me for not contacting her for a long time. She said I should come to her hostel to see her.

I decided going to the hostel because I had in mind that after I see her, I will go to my guy's lodge around that area.

Before i reached her hostel, i branched to a bank around my area but the crowd was enormous, I had to see her like that because I can't wait.
When I reached her hostel, i entered, she was on bum-short. She was like, where is my Valentine gift, I told her when I would be going home, we will branch to the bank, that I had no cash right there with me.
Her mood suddenly became gloomy but she didn't wanted making it oblivious.
She asked if I would eat, I said no, she started using indirect means to make sure i lavish on her. Our conversion was like

She: My phone is really bad
Me: oh, really?
She: yea.. It's a techno phone
Me: oh, nice phone.
She: but I can't use it because it's bad, I need a new phone
Me: No response*
She: you can get it for me as a Val gift.
Me: lol.. Yeah sure.
She: please let go to the bank now, Diamond bank is very close
Me: The line is to much, I can't stand under the sun
She: You will wait here, I will go for you
Me: C'mon I can't give you my Atm
She: OK, you have Mobile App right? Please transfer some money for me so I will buy the phone
Me: I don't have a Mobile App
She: OK.. What about your sim? I can transfer with your sim, hope you registered your acct with this sim?
Me: no, I didn't

I waiting for like 5min, and all she was talking was Money Money Money. I felt some uncomfortable And I told her to be ready That on Saturday, I will send her the money and even take her out. I Collected her account details and boom, off I go.
I think, today would be the very last day I would chat or even communicate her again.

Na olosho u wan use do girlfriend, she will drain n dump u

Just price her market, bang and move on & stop dulling urself she fit no pass 3k for nite self

pimper24:
A friend who works in the private sector currently earns 350k net monthly pay in a private company. He just got an offer for Lecturing in one of the Federal universities. Should he quit and join the academia. You guys knows what the university salary scale looks like

D salary of a Prof on step 1 is a meager 381k which u r almost earning now. Pls DNT quit for academics now, make money and invest well n join academics when u are 55plus. Lecturers are the most under paid profession, u earn PhD to earn 140 to 250k max.

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

Mumu u only need some millions in ur account n u are good to go even with a monkey face.

Get a good car, house and job n u will get tired of girls wanting u

jobless ppl are lazy with oversized ego mostly

bidv:
Nairalander I bring greetings from the other side,

I have this lady I'm currently in relationship with for 2 years now, early last year I proposed to her and she said "YES" following that I introduced her to my family and the both families got to know each other, December we Did a mini introduction (Knocking at the door), my plans is for us to get married this April. My overall budget is 2M for everything (I don't want to spend too much for wedding). Now the problem is, my fiancée is asking for 500K to buy her personal needs for the wedding that's excluding her family lists. She said without the 500K she's not interested in the wedding. I believe she's asking because she knows I have it. I really love her and I don't want to loose her, should I give her or I should let go? Please I need a good advice of what to do.

U too dull

Give her Belle so she can be more loyal nw
The problem with giving her the 500k is the threat associated with it and u will kick start ur marriage on dangerous precedent when u give her.

U will hear u can't bleep me again if u dnt do my bday in Paris or u dnt buy me dt car or u dnt give me 500k monthly.

millionboi2:
it is whooping as a student organ.



Evribody no dey into yahoo like u.

Poverty is a mentality I won't say more than this

Where is d father he shld be the one paying school fees

Village ppl don win

Anchor84:
and ur sure its direct tokunbo?he might be lucky to get one for dat price and u were saying 1.3m MAX like u could even get for 1.250m sef.just try not to mislead people.average cost of dat car is 1.4/1.450m presently...

Just stating the obvious

If u don't mind features like alloy rim and leather seats , a car of 1.4m can drop to 1.3m. I never said full options.

Kingsoul1:
go and inspect that vehicle its either accidental, faulty or Nigerian used period

Clean toks
Naija used is 700 to 1m depending on how clean it is.

2m will buy toks 2007 Camry ur muscle

Anchor84:
do u hv anyone for 1.3m?or even if its slightly above.hope ur not giving false information.

For real a friend bought one at dt rate last November 1.35m

Kingsoul1:
last price is N2Mili come for inspection and confirm the vehicle still available

How come? Dts too high, toks of 2003 Camry goes for 1.3m max

ofegge73:
Good evening Nairalanders, I have no idea how to go about making this as clear as possible, but truth is I married a stranger.
I met this Lady in 2012,we became friendly, and talked on consistently.
At the time she was on NYSC in Ikom cross River State. By the way she is from Obosi in Anambra state.
She was visiting me in Lagos every week, of course I paid for her flight tickets back and forth for all the times she visited till we got married and beyond. I have never let her use the bus or public transport to anywhere, it's either I drive her, she drives or a taxi.
A few months to her passing out, she told me she was pregnant, so I thought I would marry her and cut the drama short, but that was my undoing.
We got married, but all through, she spent more time with her parents and siblings.
Fast forward to 2016,my wife got a job through my sister in Abuja, and everything got worse, she wouldn't get back home till very late everyday.
Her explanation was that her boss delayed her.
I got to find out she was dating her boss later, even caught her at hotels in ikeja G. R,.A and on the island with her boss at very odd hours of the night.
Don't get me wrong, I am okay, I live in a 5 bedroom duplex in ikeja, the house is very comfortable and cosy, and almost completing my personal building at awoyaya in ibeju. i am not a poor man.
Well, she gave birth to my first child a boy, but insisted on C. S, then my daughter, through C. S too. All were elective!
She wouldn't come back home,and spent more time at her parents than in our home, always saying she needs herMum to watch the kids,while she is out, we got maids, but she was so violent with them, they all left.
Fast forward to 2017,i asked my wife to come back home, she refused, well I told her the marriage wouldn't work anymore,as she wasnt living with me for the past two years.
She immediately went and petitioned me at office of the Public defender in Lagos State citing domestic violence, irresponsibility as to my kids and stuff, I have always provided food, toiletries, medicals,as well as pay my children's school fees till this minute. But she teamed up with her Mum and brother to make up so many fabrications because they demanded I pay a stipend to them every month, and I said no, I won't do that, your daughter, my wife is in your house cos she wants to be there, not because I sent her away or anything like that.Her father is the only person who is sane, but the man is a pensioner and can't help himself much, so she treats him with intimidation She reported me to the police and all agencies you can think of, well at last they conducted their investigations and found out she was telling lies.
I am no more interested in keeping her, and she has vowed that I can't divorce her or I die, but my kids are the issue now.
I need sound advice on how to go about this.
Please no mockery, I am in dire need of good advice. Thanks.

She married you bc of d money u r throwing at her during dating, money can't buy love but can help u sleep with any woman even d married ones

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