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The easiest job to start while d wait lasts is taxi driving

Dts believing dt you can drive already

DeeMarh:
Very inspiring words so far, I love this. Let me say thank you on his behalf

Send him a PM too @ 34 he needs a wife too

valarinz:
Majority of we Nigerians are just so wicked and mean, imagine the advise you're giving him, to covertly pass on the issues to an unsuspecting buyer

That's why you'll go to buy a car and also be forming detective on the car cos you believe everyone is as wicked as you to only sell cars when they have issues and drive on when everything is fine

Repent!!!

Lol 85% of naija used car are on sale BC of one problem or d other its sad n d owner will come with the title few months used

LegitBoy:
Don't be deceieved by the mu h noise around public universities...most of them don't get good jobs.These private universities peeps get jobs in shell, chevron, and others.

Getting a good job has nothing to do with the University u attended it's all abt connection, private uni students ve well to do parents hence they will get jobs ahead of pauper ppl dt full public unis

Got dt nw

Eg hw do u expect to compete with fayose son dt jst graduated in covenant uni, his name alone will get him a top job

Axis313:
Engaging in intercourse with sex dolls is like sleeping with dead people,so disgusting.

Dead bodies dnt moan or get wet, dead bodies are stiff nt soft n succulent. U see y u r wrong. It's just like having sex with inactive n shy babe lol

The only downside to sex dolls is dt they expensive 800k dts much. If they are sold for 50k it would ve been a complete package

Empress2014:
this isn't my first time of topping up online as well, as i have put someone through on this thread on how to do it also, nevertheless there's always a first time for everything, with the latest experience i have had, i will always advise to walk to the bank to top up especially when you topping up huge funds to avoid issues like this.. we just need to learn from people's experience, there's no need to be surprise here, am not sharing this here to put stanbic off or down, i still have my funds with them and it's safe.

Bank transfer is faster n safer I agree

Empress2014:
different strokes for different folks in Mutual fund? People do have tranfer issues for over a month? And who said their customer service has not been reached? Lets call a spade a spade..their mmf service is really bad, stop making them look good , they need to improve and stop delaying online top ups, i will advise anyone that wants to do top up to walk straight into the bank. Shalom

All my experiences with stanbic MMF has been very good 7 over 10. i have done several online top ups and non has exceeded 48hrs, i now use bank transfer to MMF account and upload same on their site and with this method crediting my account has never exceeded 24hrs.

i will give SIMMF 70% as a matter of personal experience, jst surprised to read dt some ppl have unpleasant experiences with them

technicallyrich:
Almost all the married women in my hood,usually get fat after giving birth, even the ones that I knew were very slim.
Anyway fat, is a turn off for me,and I will like to know if you can predict.
In summary, are there pointers to know if a woman will later get fat.
Sorry for the typological error.

ask to see her mama what u see is what u will get works most times

Buhari has taken it from 450k to 650k

Guy u get mind ooo

500 gini

700k serious buyer

Hope it's not used for more than 2yrs from toks state

9months used on NL is 5yrs in real life

adahib:
280k as I was told but like I stated earlier,after communicating with a few mechanics and dealers,I was told not to bother buying as most are refurbished or converted from 10pins to the expected 13pins and as such extremely unreliable.

So asking how much a gearbox costs isn't the problem.

U only stand a chance of replacing the current one if it gets spoilt @ this price plus labour costs n dts ur risk

Wrong question

The question shld be hw much is a toks 2007 auto gear box BC dts the worst dt can happen

Agbaletu:
It has dropped already.

Gini first bank is shit for primary market these idiots deducted my money a week ago yet no show, i pray i dnt get unsuccessful bid

easyflow:
If I invest 100k in stanbic mmf how much will they add after 30days

for 100k well

arnd #1250 @ 15%

arnd #1416 and dts @ 17%

it will be slightly higher than quoted bc of compound interest

Agbaletu:
I have gotten alert from Zenith Bank.

congrats which means ur interest shld drop tomorrow

please has anyone gotten alert for successful primary market NTB subscription done yesterday

oluwolexy:
600k, the cash is ready

600 gini lol na 03 corolla u dey price ooo

cyborg123:
There is a way to install the spoiler without leaks.

Drilling of holes must be done with a drilling machine not nails and hammer and also some gasket maker may be applied around the edges where the spoiler seals with the boot before tightening the holding bolts firmly. No leaks will occur this way.

spot on dnt mind those looking down on our panel beaters

Thanks everyone

complete boot skeleton it is then

Thanks guys

@ gazzuzz so i must buy a complete boot to get a spoiler, cant i buy only spoiler and put on my boot

Car gurus in the house, what do you call dt part on top of the car boot, I want to put it on my car it gives a sporty look lol

How much is the part

Gazzuzz

emmanuelewumi:
Did you ask for the tenors available? Were you in the bank on a Wednesday?

You can't get 91 days Treasury Bills in the secondary market, maybe you can get on a Wednesday.

Yes I was in the bank last Wednesday to do 92 days @ 12% but the market has closed when I came by 3:15pm, which made it 91 days @ 12% the next day being Thursday. Infact its part of what confused the acct officer as she claimed n she nw kept it for primary market.

santicruz:
Please note that in TB interest is not credited rather the dedeuct the interest from the amount u want to invest and invest the balance eg you want to invest N1M lets say N100k will be the interest on the N1M, N900k will be invested and your N100k interest will be left in ur acct,

you are wrong esp as it applies to first bank secondary market

first bank using ur analogy will deduct 1m and pay u the interest usually after 24 hours


My stupid account officer complicated issues for me

This will be my worst experience on Tbill so far

the idiot converted my secondary market of 91 days on 12% to primary market telling me they will subscribe me by wednesday when auction happens and leaving me open to the uncertainties of primary market.

you dont want to see hw i shouted for everyone in that branch including the manager n they were all pleading for me to be patient till wed ie 1 week lost due to gross negligence of a nonchalant account officer.

angels09:
Be careful don't buy a stolen vehicle

Dnt worry I kw a stolen car when I see one

850 to 1m shld get naija used in top shape

Pharmtj:
take am easy on. nor go burn down the bank tomorrow.... �

Lol her action has caused me enough emotional torture n HBP, when it comes to my money I ve very low risk appetite dts y I do TB.

freeman67:
Pls go and check you account balance/ statement. It may have been paid already. Most times they don't give alert.


For the avoidance of doubt TB's either primary or secondary matures on Thursdays. The instances were people get their funds on Fridays may be dues to banks network issues or failure of banks to alert their customers.

I ve checked via my mobile banking app and the interest is not there.

I jst get d feeling the stupid account officer have not carried out my instructions as requested, she will have me to deal with on Monday.

onlyme07:
You're wrong bro. You are one of those who look down on Bsc edu holders but let me tell you,they are better off because of their double honours. They have gone through the pratical and theoretical aspect of the course.

Jamb cut off depends on the schl,it's not because of the education aspect at all. Not sure you have checked the curriculum before giving your disparity.

If graduates of edu are trained teachers why do bsc holders teach without education background? Bro,try as much as possible to delete that notion that all holders of Bsc edu holders are teachers. They are trained teachers which makes them better off than single hons. holders.

Do you know 3rd class Bsc and Bsc edu holders must take PDE or PGDE before they can enrol for Masters programme.? PDE and PGDE are education programmes,you get it now?
NB: I graduated with single hons

This is total nonsense I wonder hw u made 2:1 ofcourse with this ur position it's obvious u kw nothing. Education Economics is inferior to pure Economics as far as working for organizations apart from teaching is concerned. Ppl uninterested in teaching mostly read education Economics and not pure Economics BC of their poor UTME score. Let me not comment on the nonsense u said abt PGDE as I can see u r still a beginner. Better find ur way to where u belong "class room" n stop making fool of urself.

Ode u deserve more than dumping

Toyota Carina e

Strong and reliable

2004 Toyota corolla u will need1m to1.2m for sound naija used u may be lucky with ur 900k, thank me later