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FamilyRe: Removed by jaychubi: 6:54am On Dec 13, 2017
Embrace modern medical science and u will have a boy. The x sperm of ur husband are much more faster than the Y sperm, they will give u drug to slow them down giving the sluggish Y chance to fertilise ur egg giving u the boy u desire.

The sex of the baby is determined by the kind of sperm (x or Y) dt fertiizes ur egg. X gives girl, Y gives boy, naturally X sperm is sharper n faster than Y sperm, dts why the population of girls are more in the world n its easier to have a girl than a boy.

NB the characteristics of the two sperms (x,y) are different for every man, sex determination has very little to do with the woman but everything to do with the man n nature
InvestmentRe: I Can guarantee 16% Interest On Your Investment by jaychubi: 6:45am On Dec 13, 2017
Onye oshi which commercial bank are u operating hope it's capital base is over 25 billion
FamilyRe: Disadvantages Of A Man 10 Years Older Than The Wife by jaychubi: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
aureen:
If you have no point to make GET LOST.

FOOLISH IDIOTIC ONLINE BULLY, am not the cause of your problems go and meet the person that turned you into a FOOLISH ONLINE BULLY grin
If u dnt kw d meaning of generation then I consider u a toddler n may nt need to comment on a toddler thread headless goat
FamilyRe: Please Where Have I Gotten It Wrong? by jaychubi: 7:41pm On Dec 12, 2017
classicB:
So many guys are have gotten it all wrong. I decided to put down our chat pictures, maybe that could have made you understand my point. I am not asking him for money. I have been with him for five years and I cannot pin point something in particular he has done for me simply because he is broke, I am always the one helping him financially and being the good supportive gf, it pains me that whenever he has little money like this, to even buy 500# airtime for me becomes a problem. I just wanna be sure am not with a stingy man cos I don't see myself getting married to one. We'd enter cab together and I'd be the one to pay for either both of us or myself, he hardly gives t.fare whenever I visit him, never buy me anything, all these are making me feel like I'm in a one sided relationship. Broke guys can care for their gfs too, especially the ones that are always there for u either financially, emotionally or otherwise, don't make her feel like she's missing out on something.
No FP pls.
If he is too broke to afford ur tfare then u r being desperate being in dt relationship. U will never see the character of a man until he has money. Believe me he is managing ur cheap ass until he makes some money n dumps u
FamilyRe: Disadvantages Of A Man 10 Years Older Than The Wife by jaychubi: 7:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
aureen:
From observations and reviews here are some of the disavantages of a man 10 years older than the wife.

1. They belong to different generation.
2. Some of them like sending wifey on errands in public places
3. You might end up raising the children all alone.



You can add yours.
Nonsense do u kw the meaning of generation foolish idiot
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by jaychubi: 7:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
izang87:
Guys abeg my TB is supposed to mature soon.
Please am I to notify my bank or I will be credited once it is mature. I don't want it rolled over.
Thanks!
When u subscribed u must have indicated what u want except u ticked roll over n wanna change it now
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by jaychubi: 7:17pm On Dec 12, 2017
The rates I am seeing here today is shocking meanwhile I jst did 14.45% on Monday and feeling cheated self
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by jaychubi: 7:10pm On Dec 12, 2017
dotcomnamename:
I redeemed few days ago and i received it less than 24 hours
The minimum could be anything evrn 1 hr but the maximum b4 u start complaining is 5 business days
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by jaychubi: 7:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
dotcomnamename:
I redeemed few days ago and i received it less than 24 hours
The minimum is unknown but the maximum b4 u start complaining is 5 business days
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by jaychubi: 7:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
Chudymario:
It's same experience on my end. Patiently waiting for the 48hrs redemption timeline to end.
5 business days maximum is the new rule
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Have We Been Truly Scammed By The APC? By Audu Bulama Bukarti by jaychubi: 4:39pm On Dec 12, 2017
9jakohai:
There is no scam.

Just Nigerians refusal to face reality.

The truth is, most Nigerians don't want to pay high for fuel. They want govt to subsidize fuel...

Which is what PMB is doing. All this 145 naira is partial removal of subsidy. It is the same thing GEJ, and OBJ and Co have done.

Meanwhile, cost of importing fuel is 142 per liter. We import 50million liters of PMS daily, and produce less than 18 million PMS daily at home.

Oil price has fallen, from 120 in 2013 to 64 today, and somehow Nigerians expect govt to find money to knock down fuel to 97naira per liter.

Even when oil was high, we wasted billions subsidize fuel, that we could have used to do things like increase refining capacity at home. (See why GEJ could not build refineries).

Nigerians should stop deceiving themselves and embrace deregulation. Yes, fuel will cost 200 per liter initially. Yes, poor people will suffer. But investors will come, and eventually, due to competition, prices will fall.

Time we stopped deceiving ourselves. Oil subsidy must go. So that we can have money forbetter things.
Fuel might be sold at over 350 per litre if this ur nonsense is implemented. High fuel cost will cost unprecedented inflation that will kill alot of Nigeria. We are not ripe for total deregulation
Car TalkRe: Safety Driving Tips During Festive Period by jaychubi: 7:43am On Dec 12, 2017
Rest every 2 hours u must be kidding me right
Foreign AffairsRe: Amadou Sall, Big-Sized Senegal President’s Son. Photos Go Viral by jaychubi:
angry what did he swallow

Jesus this is morbid obesity, he is over working his heart to supply blood to this mass of cells n his blood pressure will be 4 times the normal range.

If something urgent is not done this guy may nt live pass 40 he is jst 24. He has d money he can go for surgery this one don pass gym own. He shld stop eating altogether, the father can arrange boys to catch n chain him and stitch his mouth

The fat cells in his body can fry akara for Africa angry

This cow will weigh nothing less than 500kg as he is very tall too
CareerRe: Breaking News: Kogi State Wheelbarrow Pushers Embarked On Indefinite Strike by jaychubi: 8:16am On Dec 11, 2017
When I thought I have seen it all then this
PoliticsRe: Kola Ologbodiyan, The Publicity Secretary Of PDP Fires First Shot by jaychubi: 8:06am On Dec 11, 2017
Game on grin grin grin

I was happier under pdp than APC

Under pdp
Bag of foreign rice = 7k
Fuel = 87
Dollar = 185

My salary has more value

Bring back pdp

Association of past criminals APC must go
SportsRe: I’m The Best Player In The History Of Football – Ronaldo Declares by jaychubi: 3:04pm On Dec 10, 2017
Really
CrimeRe: Corper Accused Of Stealing Chicken Flogged With Rods & Cutlass (Disturbing Pics) by jaychubi: 3:01pm On Dec 10, 2017
Stealing a chicken as a corper hmmm this one na curse

He is lucky he was not caught in Aba otherwise dust for don return to ashes fool
Car TalkRe: Fuel Tank Filled Up But Gauge Is 75% (¾) by jaychubi: 2:29pm On Dec 10, 2017
It takes abt 15 minutes of driving for the guage to move appropriately else it's faulty
FoodRe: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area? by jaychubi: 7:14am On Dec 10, 2017
Yyeske:
IPOB miscreants will hate this thread, they've always wanted a 50kg bag of rice to be 100,000 naira now so they can continue to insult and curse their ancestors thinking they are doing Buhari.
A bag of foreign rice was 7k b4 APC came to power so shut up already
EducationRe: “please Help, My Parents Think I’m Currently In 200 Level, But I’m Not” - Guy by jaychubi: 6:36pm On Dec 09, 2017
Prodigal son

U are using ur sch fees to flex in school
EducationRe: “please Help, My Parents Think I’m Currently In 200 Level, But I’m Not” - Guy by jaychubi: 6:35pm On Dec 09, 2017
Prodigal son
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha’s Ministry For Happiness And The Animal Farm Called Nigeria by jaychubi: 3:31pm On Dec 09, 2017
Lol Rochas has lost it completely I question his sanity

PoliticsRe: Poverty Ravaging Nigerians Under APC Govt – PDP by jaychubi: 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2017
Pdp did better than APC
@ least fuel was 87 then

Bringbackpdp

Compare pdp States to APC states
AutosRe: Cars Needed Urgently With 250k Budget by jaychubi: 2:09pm On Dec 09, 2017
Xmas car hunt grin grin grin

May be u can get golf one with dt amount, at all at all na him worst pass sad
Car TalkRe: How Many Years Driving Experience Do I Need To Drive From Abuja To Ibadan by jaychubi:
kekakuz:
Hello friends

Am thinking of driving home this Xmas but I just started driving 9months Ago

I feel very comfortable behind the wheels and am currently processing my drivers lincence. I also drive every day to work which is about 80km everyday.

Is it advisable for me to hit the highways now or do I need more experience.
Kindly advice
Highway is a different ball game esp if u are driving for over 8hrs. U need confidence n composure. I think u ve enough experience to do the Journey jst get someone to join u on d said day n ensure ur car is in top shape. Dnt over speed keep it at 80 to 100km/h.

I travelled from PH to Enugu in less than 2 months driving experience.

Fatigue and sleepy driving in highway can cause fatal accident, if at any point u fill sleepy or too fatigue may be after 5 hrs on the wheel pls take a 30minutes break by stopping at any safe place arnd for a little rest. Goodluck, it will be fun provided ur vehicle is in top shape.
Use ur horn, signal light, mirrors n periodically check ur instrument cluster for any unusual light, fuel n temp gauge. Spare tyre must be in good shape
CrimeRe: Lady Wears "I Am A Thief" Tag For Stealing Wines At A Shopping Mall (Photo) by jaychubi: 1:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
Strip d idiot n burn immediately
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by jaychubi: 10:24am On Dec 09, 2017
dotcomnamename:
Thanks..I've told them immediately.
Nice one keep it up
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by jaychubi: 9:18am On Dec 09, 2017
dotcomnamename:
A bank just mistakenly credited double of what i deposited to my account.. Who should i report to?. Instead of 800k they credited 1.6million grin
Lol even if u quickly withdraw it they will trace u and arrest u but surely dey will debit u soon
RomanceRe: Victor Ibeh: How My Older Lady Lover Dumped Me After 2 Weeks by jaychubi: 8:29am On Dec 09, 2017
Lol

When women act this way whether young or old d only explanation is dt a new dude is on d line and they want to discharge the current Dude. I am talking from experience. Op d best thing for u is to move on.

Next time avoid sugar mummy n dt girls u r older than not one to be paying bills for u.

Dumping lines

Baby this rship is nt worth it
I don't think this rship will work
I am nt interested
U dnt care enough
U r nt romantic

D worst thing a man can do is to beg for the love of a woman, once she is bringing drama into it free her. Never date one woman, always ve 5 ladies u r dating n u will feel real power in rship. If u date one woman u will die of heart break when her drama Starts
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Boards His CR7 Private Jet In Style (Pictured) by jaychubi: 2:42pm On Dec 08, 2017
alexkarim:
3 things are certain here:

-You are broke and lazy
-You are a religious sadist
-You need therapy
one thing is certain here u have booked ur death
FamilyRe: She Wouldn't Marry My Friend But She Collects His Money by jaychubi: 4:46pm On Dec 07, 2017
kennybabs1980:
My friend, a self employed Mechanical Engineer is a widower, his wife died in an accident in 2013. He had only one child with the late wife. God has really blessed his hustling and his business is doing pretty well. Some of his friends including myself have been encouraging him to get married again since 2015 but he didn't take it serious until he visited my office and saw one of my students whom he said he love and would like to marry in April 2017. The girl is 29 while my friend is 37. Now the problem is that this young beautiful lady have vehemently disagreed with him on the issue of marriage. I have advised him to forget this lady and look prayerfully elsewhere but he keep saying he'll continue to try. I saw my friend on monday 4th December and as we were talking, he told me that this lady continue to reject his marital proposal but asks him for money regularly. He told me he has given her money on 4 occasions between July and October, (40k, 20k, 25k and 20k). He even show me bank alerts for the transfers he made on the 4 occasions. I was so surprised that a young "reasonable" lady will be collecting money from a man she will not want to marry, what kind of nonsense is that? My friend told me that this lady will still reject his proposal after asking and collecting money from him, but he stopped giving her money since November and this lady have continued to ask him for money. He showed me the text message she sent to passionately beg for money just last Sunday December 3, 2017. I told him to text her and remind her about his proposal which he did, this lady replied within 7 minutes like this "marriage between you and I is not possible because I'm already engaged but I beg you in the name of God to please help me with whatever you can afford out of the 50k I asked from you since over one month ago, I seriously need it to complete my clearance, collect my notification of result and processes NYSC pre-registration so that I can be mobilised with the 1st batch in 2018, I don't have any other person to look up to except you, God will show you mercy".
I went to the admin section of my institution to get information about her through the Assistant Registrar (Exams and Records) who is my very good friend, he told me this evening that this lady paid for and collected her result since October and that she has completed her NYSC pre-registration since November. Please what kind of devilish lady is this one? Rejecting someone's proposal but lying to collect money from him. I haven't come across this in my life and I cannot call her because she has already graduated and no more in school, and also, I wouldn't want insult so I can't get involved. What do you think dear nairalanders?
Ur frnd is jst a foolish man and a willing tool for this girl to magarize. She has said she is nt interested in marriage as she is engaged. A wise man shld ve moved on in this situation n stop throwing cash around as if he wants to buy the the lady.

D lady has seen an opportunity to turn d dude to ATM n dts what she is doing.

This girl is even straightforward n sincere a bad girl would ve given him hope by saying give me time to think abt it paving way to suck d maga dry n after which she dumps him.

Ppl shld learn to move on u can't buy marriage or love

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