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usewisdom:
guy grow up

Same to u

Chai wasted pms, when I am looking for some for my gen and car

dotcomnamename:
Firstly you need to go back to school and improve your English writing. I have read so many posts that raised suggestion about your I Too Know, they way you insult everyone at every opportunity once their opinion did not go your way and your selfish attitude and the best is to ignore you which is what i am going to do after this. Your stupidity is alarming and your problem is embarrassing. My 5th child can educate you about the word ''manner'' because i understand that you belong to the indomie generation that manifest in your cluelessness. You must have been reading the alphabet upside down which was the reason you weren't able to comprehend simple English. It would be an insult and assault if i continue with you. You're a little boy and i can understand. Just like in replied you last in the other threat, thread unfollowed. There is no going back! Bye!

U r jst a complete foolish idiot, empty brain, go n borrow sense fool

tecnolad:
I've sent out my CV a million times without a message from any firm; I've walked into several organizations and they all told me how they didn't need a worker at the moment.

I am 25 years old, with a Bsc./Ed in economics; I have completed my compulsory one-year National Service, and I have a larger-than-life IT knowledge.

I work pretty well on my own (with little or no supervision), and I perform brilliantly in a team.

I need a job, and I'd be glad if I got one.

Contact: 07063593897

Education Economics is different from pure Economics, u are basically a teacher n u shld easily get a job in a private sec sch to teach Economics

dotcomnamename:
Your last post is pointless then. Get burnt on what exactly?

If I give u a riddle and still break it down for u, u kw its a bad omen, sense fall on u boy

dotcomnamename:
What are you talking about? What is mostly Ponzi?

U r free to Gamble and get burnt

Help help help

Please I did TB via first bank last Thursday @ 9am and up till nw my interest has not been paid ie 48 hrs and counting. Kindly note I received alert of my subscription @ 9am on Thursday and I filled my form rightly with upfront interest payment ticked.


Pls what should I do nw. This is not my first time n all along I get my interest paid in less than 24 hrs

InvestorsMind:
I've done Treasury bills & Mutual funds so i'm waiting for confirmation from stanbic. I have 5m extra to invest now... so please, is it possible to invest 5 million naira with 100% capital guarantee and make monthly profit of between 200k to 500k?

U r abt to lose ur money BC it's mostly Ponzi dt can give u dt profit range

valentineuwakwe:
Hello Nairalanders,

Nice again to be hear. Please I need advice from anyone that can give me on this issue bordering me..

I'mm a hard working self employed man of 36years and my fiancee is 39years.. We both are graduates and M.sc holders from uniport. ..

We have known selves since 2014 and told my parents in 2016 that its her I want to get married to.. They all accepted her upon meeting her and sat, January 6, 2018 was fixed for introduction... I was so happy and was in high spirit... Then come on Saturday morning, my mum called a meeting, with dad, grand mum, two of dad sisters, 2 kindred men, my immediate younger sister and brother...

My marriage issue was raised as topic and mum insisted on the age of my fiancee and said she must get pregnant first before us or myself would go for any introduction....

She was supported by 2/3 of the people present at an early morning meeting called by 4am on the same Saturday i had told my fiancee my people were coming.....

The meeting went and ended in a disaster and mum called my fiancee to cancel the introduction insisting she first get pregnant...

Please, what do you guys think I should do as my fiancee is a born again Christian with RCCG....

The issue of first takingbinnholds no place in their church doctrine...its after the wedding ...am a catholic....am in love with my woman and am not backing down....am confused and don't know what to do now...someone should please advice me....please

Please move this thread to front page as I need advice, please

39 years old fiancee hmmm sounds more like sugar mum, ur mum is right most old church girls are retired oloshos n at 39 she may ve little or few eggs left, na high mileage she be so common sense she tell u she is tooooo old for u

Dreyk:
It all started when I was 17. Had access to internet and too many Indecency were everywhere on the net. What started out so weird and looked awkward to me ended up being my means of pleasure. Didn't even think of GF coz to me it was stress. I could stroke my organ for a whole day watching Indecency. I really enjoyed it at first and was even taking drugs to delay "release of sperm"
To me it was all fun.

When I got to 20, I decided to try out a GF, but it didn't work out well so I fully went into masturbation and didn't even think of relationship.

When I became 23, I noticed my joystick wasn't getting the 100% erection like it used to but I didn't even bother. Till the day I decided to have sex and my organ couldn't rise, my gf had to give me a Mouth Gig before I got half erection, she wasn't happy, I saw disappointment written all over her face. I had to lie to her that it was coz I was worried about something else and my mind wasn't on her side or the sex.

Christmas night we decided to have another sex but joystick couldn't even rise. I tried force it into her but it fell out all flaccid. Had to use my hand to pleasure her that night again she was worried and the next day she said we've got to talk about it.

I embarrassingly told her nothing to talk about. She is someone I want to marry. Am 28 years now and my mum is already talking about when will I be getting a wife ??

It's beginning to give me nightmare.
Pls doctors in the house ........have I maybe accidentally broken my dick??

Or does it mean I have over used my organ??
Pls is there a cure??

Calm down Bro u have no problem, ur testosterone levels are low. All u need is to quit watching porn and dnt masturbate for one month n ur erection will be stronger than a metallic pole. Also eat banana and roasted plantain n any fruit. Also stay away from alcohol n sugar. Cheers

keke keke keke always watch out for them no dey hear one and they are mostly retired okada riders

Nonsense beard is not an achievement

akaynezi:
And he's not saying anything...

Dnt mind the car thief, he thinks he can scam everyone

ABINTUK:
I have been dating my Fiancee for two years now, and in a couple of months from now, we will be hosting our wedding propper.

The problem I have with her which I just noticed recently is that she hates to serve me food. I didnt notice all these habits because we were not staying together. But for the past four months that we have been living together I began to notice this habit.

However, I am a good cook. I do most of the cookings which I believe should have been her primary duty, but just to tell her to take the food from the freezer and warm for us to eat becomes a problem. She will start telling me that she is weak, she is having headache, she wants to go and pee or poo, or that she is not hungry. But the moment I go in to the kitchen and warm the food, you will see her with all smiles coming to eat.

To be fair to her, there are some days she attempts to serve me meal, but then she must ensure that I make the garri while she warms the soup. Or I bring washhand water and drinking water to the table before she serves the food.

She is a very good lady in other areas, but this aspect is killing the love daily. She is always happy that am always doing the cooking which am equally happy too. I have complained for over uncountable times, yet no remedy. She keep saying she will change.

Although I do the cooking, is it too much for her to serve me meals whenever I want to eat? Our wedding is coming up few months from now, and this singular act is making me to give a second thought.

What do I do please...

Seun
Lalasticlacla

You are her house boy, live with it n this might be the reason she loves u n wants to marry u ie BC u r her cook. Dnt start what u can't finish

metrixauto:
silence is the best answer for a dunce

Ur lack of defense for this shows u r a cheap scammer get lost already

Complete foolish idiot

Was getting excited at d offer until I saw its a manual, who still drives manual in 2018

If it was automatic I would ve added 200k to ur offer self granted it's in top shape but nw it's manual sad

Y did u remove plate number is anything fishy here

NnamdiChidi:
Please can u spend this xmas season in ur inlaw's house as a man. U go chop three times a day n also sleep there 4 some days. Merry Christmas

Anything more than a night is for weaklings not a man, if u make urself rice even children will scatter u on the ground. It's best never to sleep there but a night max at worst

All those ppl discussing crypto nonsense on this thread shld stop and go to crypto threads. Here is strictly for TB. Bikonu

ksbusari:
I'm confused. Please I need your advice. My girlfriend and I have been dating for a while now and just yesterday she confessed that she had sex with someone I had been suspecting. She told me she had sex with that man for money knowing fully well my financial status at this present time. She begged to be forgiven but don't know what to do.

Pls help pls. This is a girl i really love. Everybody around me already knows her.

She will do it again and again, a whor.E is always a whor.e

jaykorbs:
Hi nairalanders, this is my story, don’t judge me, just advice me on a way out, there is this lady I asked out towards the end of 2016, I will be frank with you, my sole aim back then was to hook up with her and for us to enjoy sex together, basically, I was just after sex. I know nothing about the lady.

She was teaching in one primary school in my area at that point in time, I said a lot of shit back then just to get her to say yes, as I got to know her, I found out she had lost both parent at a tender age and so many other things, she has really passed through a lot, herself and her junior sister.

As time goes on, the relationship gained an exponential momentum and before I could realize what was going on, my family and friends dan sabi her, calling her my wife, let me add that she is 19 and I am 24 (just wrote my last undergraduate exam a
couple of months ago, while she is currently working at one food canteen).

Over the course of 2017, I have picked up a lot of manly lessons and have decided to set my life in order in the coming year, yes, I have dropped a lot of boyish attitude and selfish characters, I can confidently call myself a changed individual, although a lot of improvement still have to be made.

As I mentioned earlier, I have decided to set my life in order this coming year, with her being part of it, the truth is, I don’t love her, but to my understanding, she really loves me, I am currently still in this relationship because I am afraid of making her sad, I am in this relationship at the moment because of pity, she will be devasted when I break up with her, my friends are telling me not to go ahead with it, that I am about to make a big mistake if I call off the relationship, I just know I don’t love her, I very much like her, but the love to consider her for marriage ain’t there. She is beside me as I type this, I seriously need help on how to call of this relationship without breaking her spirit because she is a fighter.

To break up with her u must compensate her very well for all the lies you told her. If u can afford it give her some good money 50 - 100k n then break up 3 weeks later.

U can find out her genotype once its AS tell her urs is AS BC of dt you guys may not go further. Find something to blame d break up on.

Pls pls m pls dnt tell her u dnt love her as d reason for this break up, she will practically die for u n her self esteem will suffer.

@ 19 yrs a girl loves with all her heart without back up plans, it will be painful but hw u handle baby girl will decide if we will read her suicide story or not

Divay22:
Guys please be sure your girl loves you so much to spend the rest of her life with you, to avoid such circumstances....

For the bae, she didn't try
There's a way she could have salvage the situation and not just walk out on him....

The girl didn't do anything wrong she must ve told the idiotic dude no severally in private but d dude won't take no for an answer nw he is begging for marriage.

Trust me this girl is courageous, public proposal is senseless proposal shld be done privately

oefosa:
Sorry friend.

It's like I hurt you.

It was more of joke.

Really sorry.

U r welcomed

JESUSBOIY:
I am a guy in my early 20s, a student.
Since my childhood, i have always had complains that i behave and act like a female. I can't jog,run or play soccer cos my friends will make fun of me and say i run like a girl.

i am quite shy/timid too and and i have long discovered that i don't have much physical strength, people have bullied me because of this.


Girls don't take me serious. Cos i don't possess a manly persona so i have never really been in their good books.

Please this is coming from a bleeding heart , I have tried as much as possible to be manly but, its like trying to grow tall overnight. I am tired of my family asking if i am gay. I stay mostly indoors, and i can't even hang out with my peers because of embarrassment.


I am not a believer, so don't tell me to pray. I am only pouring my heart out, i need help(advice)......

note: i am a straight guy!

U r a gay bastard

oefosa:
Bros, your RUDENESS don get DADA.
I don't think you work. Help your ministry with this and you will thank me later.
It is free.

I dont reply to nonsense

Op all those long nonsense jst to say ur colleague was fired. Ok continue

Best senator of the year 2017, always truthful and straightforward. For some dullards dt won't figure what dt means Dino is telling everyone dt Buhari administration is a disaster.

Who else in APC will be courageous enough to acknowledge they ve failed.

You may not like his personal life style but DINO is the best Nigerian senator 2017 take it or leave it. He challenges anyone, tinubu, Buhari, Bello etc

YoungRichRuler:
I hope say I never enter yawa as I dey so.

Na 1k cash dey with me.

Oluwa mi o

Na till Tuesday b4 u can withdraw cash so manage it well.

crowntoro:
I dont even understand her, she said her vehicle had accident at 12:15pm LAST NIGHT
when did 12:15pm in the afternoon turn to night?

Dts a random accidented car to support this story, dts nt even ABC

Is expected