alaric saltzman:
Albino Haba! D guy no try...e be like say u sef no try

Hw i take no try na?

Very funny...i remember i gave ma ex-bf 2 hot slaps wen i found out he was cheating on M̶̲̅ε̲̣ wt an albino chic...chai e pain M̶̲̅ε̲̣ i swear,i jst told him dere and den i wasn't gng 2 date him anymore.He begged for close to a year...@Op,slapping Iڪ allowed o,moreover U̶̲̥̅̊ slapped first

Hehhehehehehhehehehehehe....onye jonsing

I think U̶̲̥̅̊ shld try and find out his r/ship wt d gal. Make him undastand U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt want him sending msgs like dt to his female frnds since U̶̲̥̅̊ r his one and only as he said, and pls avoid going thru his msgs so U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt develop High Blood Pressure.ђã†̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw wnt hurt u

I call him Honeyplum,Sugar,Baby,Ife mi,Ore mi...he's my best frnd.

On my way to lagos few months ago.We stopped at an eatery in Ore.I ordered fried rice and beef takeaway.As our bus moved,i started eating my meal.I finished eating d rice and started chewing d beef only for M̶̲̅ε̲̣ to notice a huge fly Ψå'S̴ fried together with the meat. Eewo!! I Ψå'S̴ so pissed,i jst kept on raking and ranting away my life in d bus cos we had left the eatery already.

DIVA58: For me i was supposed to hang out wit my b.f bt he annoyed me today so until he ask for forgiveness am nt going anywhere wit him

Guess he did that on purpose

Table Leg :

It is TAR not TIE .... Fu...cking brainless animal!

Ah ah must U̶̲̥̅̊ insult him? U̶̲̥̅̊ ve made u̶̲̅я correction abi? Leave it at that

Its possible U̶̲̥̅̊ might nt be given d job on d basis of u̶̲̅я HBP.Banking Iڪ a very stressful job and increase in blood pressure Iڪ often times triggered by stress.They wldn't want 2 give d job to a known hypertensive individual.It Iڪ also possible your blood pressure rose as a result of anxiety...jst keep praying sha,prayers can do all things...

[quote author=control_seven]He is too quite & homely. Does'nt socialize & taunts me for making new friends. He has a massive 3rd leg hence too active on bed. It truly hurts! [/quote. Buhahahahahahahahahaha.....jst can't stop laughing.

Baba_Eleko: She goes gaga whenever I ask for an@l and gets mad crazy whenever I refuse her 3sum idea with her friend. She's bi, I'm straight but I enjoy watching her girl on girl with her hawt friend. We got 99 problem but sseexx ain't one.

. Hmmmm....