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Joan Johnson: U're writing alot of grammer that is making no sense. Put it down in simple english, u're afraid she's asking too much.

oh really?was i?never knew i was.thanks 4 d diss anyway

hornipipe: Fiction

FYM

Sunebanty: I dy follow you

thanks,i wil cntinue shortly

There is this beautiful dark down-to-earth lady am in love with(though seems a pretence)loves me too and we can both proclaim it anywhere everywhere we go but,now she seems obssessed with the material aspect of the relationship largely due to my financial viability(a student though)consequent upon the plethora/largesse of liquids that has accrued to her purse from mine i began to economize my spendings due to a shortfall in business derivations.whenever she comes calling with her MEGA and ridiculous demands as'MY BB PLAN NEEDS SUBSCRIPTION,MY PHONE ACCT. BAL NEEDS LUBRICATION'i would decline to acceding to these demands or at worst transfer 100s,200s etc.she seems suspicious of this my austerity measure and told it to my face.I asked if she was oblivious of the fact that my business forune was dwindling(lower patronage in my graphics designing and editing outfit)and in the same vein stil a student and as such my financial liabilities are growing wings.she was so furiour that she threatened to cut off ties with me,i initially frowned at her to allay any phobia of me being weak with regards to the presence of my friends at the scene but later resorted to being apologetic(not succumbing to her ridiculous demands though)but to show her i still love her.I only thought we could start a great deal of pre marital affair thatcould lead to marriage never have i knew love was so financially burdensome and as such can only accomodate the mega-rich mafias,neva have i put into cognizance that love requires an appropriation and as such could only stiffen my PUR$£.that said,i love this lady not because of her natural beauty nor her sexyløoks but,her IQ(bèfore she started making these ridiculous demands),unique sense of humour and wifely skills(potential).My questions are 1)why do ladies boil(red-hot coke)when you don't giv'em their ridiculous demands and tends to MELT to show you the simplest side of them when you lubricate their palm.one of their periodic properties?2)should i put an end to the relationship that has only lasted for 4mths?over to you lovedoctors

AmBeautiful: Seriously, I have really pondered this issue.

With the present state of deceit, I really don't get it?
Why would a single person want to marry? Or why would a married person stay married?

I think the real reasons may be to hide their evil character behind the institution of marriage, the ceremonies behind it or for some it could be just for bearing another man's name.

I really don't know but seriously,I do wonder sometimes!

well,you may be right

Flashaldrin: Women
money
money
comfort
respect
kids
security
money
lonely
sexx

man
sexx
sexx
respect
more sexx
lonely
house maid
more and more sexx

fools and kids
love

why do some still get poorer even after marriage then?

This question has really sparked arguments between my friends and i.it really bothers on marriage.many believed that we marry to raise offsprings,some even claim the sweet taste of sex in them can neve be underutilized.are these true?i will come back with my stance shortly after each of your replies

k2039: Well,I cant really answer this question,it is trickish.
My wife will definately take in on the night of our wedding(am a good striker and no matter her goal keeping skills,she must conceed a goal.lol).

Seriously,giving birth is not the only reason why we get married,but trust me children are necessary.

what if you hit the bar or probably your goal was ruled offside?for me i tink family pressure accounts for 50%polygamous practice typical of the average african man

she should confide in her mother,that way she can find a lasting solution to the MESS

There are many cases of polygamy in this part of the world wel,this may be due to,the inability of the wife to conceive,oversatifaction of one's libido.the question remains,will you dump your wife(legally or iiegally married)on the flimsy excuse of"SHE DID'NT CONCEIVE"?should love be measured by childbearing?l

1)you're reading this post. 2)you're breathing 3)you can't say the letter"S"without separating your lips 4)you just attempted to do it. 6)you're laughing at yourself. 7)you have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
you just checked to see if there is No.5 9)you smiled at this like i also did 10)you're thinking of sending this post to a special one

i pray she recovers quickly to resume her duties else,DAM will be controlling right from her ministerial desk as the first lady

a curious young lad is poised to verify some flaws in the translative-meanings of some particular words associated with a particular tribe in nigeria.here are the excerpts of their disscusion.younglad:baba,in yoruba,a dogseller is called ALAJA,a pepper seller is called ALATA,an onion seller is called ALALUBOSA.sir,what do we call someone that sells CURRY?

[color=#000099][/color]and someone here will tell me acn are democratic.democratic indeed

dopeJemi: lacks creativity, aint criticizin it oh,

are you high on cassava flour?

bunmioguns: JOKE GARDING: F9


REMARK: You need to start studying under dopejemi



Punishment: 4 consecutive nights with Larride

thanks for the criticism

:Dgr8 news

akpor's mind is not in the class where a teacher is teaching them,the teacher observed this and resorted to checking him with some questions,here are the excerpts of their discussion.Teacher:akpor,who is nig.'s pres.?akpor:i don't know ma.Teacher:akpor,u need to focus more on your studies.Akpor:may i ask some questions ma?teacher:yes,go ahead.akpor:who is dolapo?teacher:i don't know.akpor:ok then,who is angela,joy and halima?teacher:i don't know also.akpor:ma,you need to focus more on your HUSBAND

[color=#990000][/color]atleast he maintains stability in the chelsea midfield and has been constitent in that regard,he's one of chelsea's best midfielders.take it or leave it

It shud b stopped,the richer countries kip benefiting more frm it.about 3billion dolarz was used to host the london olympics,ths finances cn be used to ep d developing or underdeveloped countries,to rid them of poverty maximally.i bet if an africn country cn host it in the next 20yrz to cm,y?because an average africn nation is stil batling hard to curtail the presence of dilapidatd structures,epidemic outbreaks,unemplyment,than to spend a whoping 480bilion naira whch is equal to the budget of lagos state and most africn nations.my views on this stands to be modified and corectd

One of the reasons they opposed being renamed with maulag.RICK must have heard that brand name called UNILAG

Help ursef wit Hebrew 13v4

A man and his wife were agitating about the a supposed erroneous advert on the TV.here's the excerpt of their agitation.WIFE:why did you say there's an error in the announcement?MAN:when chief obi died,we saw OBItuary on the TV.now that chief Emeka is dead,we are still seeing OBItuary,instead of EMEKAtuary.

I was in lekki penninsula area of lagos a week ago and was impressed by the power supply in d area,throughout the duration of my stay there there was constant [24hrz]supply of power.on my return to ondo area of ondo state,am currently enjoying 18-20hrz of power supply perday in the least thereby relegating our generator to bench.my friends in other states have been saying the same thing,the questions now are:is Gej and co.delivering their promises or tricking us to justify the hike in tariff,hope this isn't going to stop when the european football seasons starts[ironically ]because there have been instances when the Nepa officials favours the public viewing centres to the disadvantage of the populace

onatisi: why are ppl jubilating ,the guy said power GENERATION THAT DOESNT MEAN IT IS BEEN DISTRIBUTED EFFECTIVELY,what about effective power distribution wht is the purpose of having 50000mgw and yet not been able to distribute it to ppl,nd for those jubilting do you know the power genertion of ghana for just 26million ppl ?or that of sa?we should be ashamed nigeria should have passed the stage of jubliating of 6kmw when smaller countries are already on 16 to 20kmw and yet not satisfied and they re not jubilating

must u bring ghana to everything,for ur information they only av 2000plusMW for 24milion people,their landmass is nt even up to dat of niger state while their population equals dat of kano state,let niger av 2000mw then u cn compare them

Go ahead and press charges against him,his daughter is old enough to have a boyfriend if not she should b imprisoned somewhere in his house

In the year 1776 amerigo as it was called then got their independence from GB it then took them 139years(1935)to build their first airmotor,but,now they lead the world and GB could only settle for the 6th position.we had only gotten ours over 50years ago from this same never do well british,the question is'wat gave u this pessimistic feelings that we cannot topple them in the next 30years to come,putting into cognizance that they delibrately put us in this precarious situation.PRAY 4 NIGERIA

She's gone,4get completely about her and move forward

Don't tel me oga jona stil get time for reproductive things instead of thinking about productive tins dat wil develop his country,during this boko haram republic.SMH

feelamong: Guy..cool down! wetin concern you with whether Madam GEJ dey pregnant or not!

But on a serious note ...If you chop that amount of casava bread wey dem dey chop for Aso rock every day...Your own belle go look 8months pregnant!

with ofada rice join am