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where is oduduwa university??/

konji shouldn't be deprived its natural right...smash that punnay if ya want...or do you want me to teach you punnancial accounting

kai.... it will not be better for you people ohhhhhhh...God why did you add northerners to Nigeria?? ehhnnn...na only una no dey go school, na only una dey give birth like chicken, na only una get radical Muslims, na only una no gree develop, why but why?? why art thou senseless ohhhh north??

if you ask me na who I go ask??

this is normal everywhere in the world watch on YouTube there's a lot of these stuff ehh...Nigerians cmon stop pretending...bitter gyals here be spilling hate and be forming cos you know the Omawumi song and I quote
" I’ve been searching for my, True love
I’ve gone on my knees and I’ve prayed to my God,

For someone who’s compatible,
Who believes with God all things are possible"



*rows kayak outta thread*

*rows kayak away from thread*

if you love her put a ring on the damn finger smash the punnay, mix the babies thank me later

*rows kayak away from thread*

DahtzFestjayz:
Jungle Justice is allowed

seconded

f.ack the US,...get bisheeeeeesssss....these people are wolves in sheep clothing

*rows kayak away from thread*

lol...I did mine at abuja for 8,000 directly from their headquarters while my mum was busy writing exams in lagos...loooooool...

when you have won the election you don't campaign again...when you have done your degree you don't go write jamb again...grab?

lol...aswear why can't people just control their konji...like last two months my friend and myself and one girl slept on one bed cos we were crashing over at a friends and noone wanted to sleep on the couch...nonsense... just sleep weih must you bang? hian

not a new thing ehhhh...seen Nikitall...the half Greek half German guy that sings Nigerian songs?? it's normal ehh..goto China Town you see them blowing pidgin poke craze... but his pidgin is quite igbo-ish and I quote "na ya own?*

you people should stop selling cheap weed...it's not healthy for ones mentality...say no to substandard weed and yes yo quality Venezuelan weed...

errrrrrmmmm....I just looked for the name of the culprit and they didn't fail to disappoint as usual...


*rows kayak away from thread*

see what substandard weed can cause...chaiiiii....Rev King again kai but sentiments can so blind people that they start thinking with their ding dongs

Bleep Obama bring Kim Jung Un

religion of shyte...I say again...religion of shyte...
*hit the beat DJ*
CALL AND RESPONSE
religion of shyte (oh yeah) religion of shyte (oh yeah) religion of shyte (oh yeah)
*drops mic and rows kayak away from thread*

all my schools were frosh...standard...except in high school...I went to government school which was frosh too cos Fashola is a Nigga...university frosh---University of Sunderland reppin

we extort our parents in a worse way than this....be claiming books are 50% more expensive... be claiming shyte...HE WHO HAS NOT COMMITTED ANY SIN LIKE THIS SHOULD BE THE FIRST TO CAST A STONE...

*rows kayak away from thread*

lolaxavier:
If there's one thing Lagosians are really good at, it is how they skillfully remodel someone's face without necessarily learning the work of a panel beater. See how d guy face transform sharp sharp...Even Buhari's change na small compared to d guy's face...

warris deez na which one is remodel again? )))) *dead*

baby ya gat a bright future behind you...snoop dog said it all

all women are materialistic and I say again all women are materialistic....tell me it's a lie one sausage of shyte will hang in your yansh today

IamLEGEND1:
this is SUPER stooooooooooory........ a life of strife and sorrow...





*somebody back me up here"

wait na.... we're still setting up the instruments...chill chill

*grabs mic singing*
these hoes ain't loyal*

*grabs mic singing*
these hoes ain't loyal*

nigerians shaaaaaaaaaaaa...no chill at all for the nigga..choi...odikwa egwu

wiringdpt:
Nice bbq need some sauce

I got sauce bro...you get charcoal let's do this

and the Bible said MONEY ANSWERETH ALL THINGS...
some babes will be claiming love and all...Bleep love get money...this is it...I just experienced mine now...I'm not the rich student to be renting cars so I can't get those hot babes with big bobbi and uku larger than Nickis...what to do?? I go for my size...cutting my coat as well...God bless our hustle...

I just looked for the name of the culprit and paddled my canoe outta thread...by their fruit we shall know them...

we know them na...hehehehehe...

trek trek trek...next?