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you would mind posting a source to that Ethiopian visa on arrival...cos for a Nigerian passport I don't think so as stated here--- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_Ethiopia

una dey answer am sef? hian...on all my flights I take away all my mini red wines and shit...abeg OP park well...I study hospitality and tourism it is NOT a complimentary meal because it is part of the airline ticket due to the fact that it is NOT totally a low cost airline where you have the option to request for meals when purchasing the ticket?? comprendre??

just searched for the name of the culprit and as usual

*rowed my kayak outta thread*


now I dont need to search again 98% chance (errrhhh you know the rest na)

@OP do your research...Mauritius is visa on arrival for 14 days not 90...and as for Sri Lanka it's no Moore an e-visa for Nigerians again...you need to goto the embassy okay

Masterclass32:
Ride on ma lady.
As long as you don't go over-exposing your body.
If you don't accept yourself, nobody will.

dettol advert for the hairy ones...woops

just decided to spoil my day with this now I will vomit my plantain and eggs...the thunder that will fire you is still warming soup




*rows kayak outta hairy thread*

I will go watch them...S'pore here I come again

tdayof:
JayJustus come and see your video ... It's on Nl already

I just searched for the name so I'd pass on this one...hahahahahahaha

warris deez na?? not a joking sturv...

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts?? reminds me of welven Harris...welven da great...


deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts? gat em

another awesome piece...
in case it makes FP make I sef put my kayak here... not rowing today

western media?? I'd pass on this...propagandists in the media house....such nonsense

*rows kayak outta thread*



she sent him or he took the photo...communication is a two way thingy...there must be a giver and receiver...


now they will bring God inside the matter...your daughter sending nudes now you wanna send Holy Ghost fire to fire the guy...hian...the thunder that will fire that woman is still jogging at jabi lake ;/

congratulations!!!


but your barber tho if my barber cut my hair like this i will put him in my will....omo see the lines tho

*rows kayak outta thread*

hello house

I am about to apply for the Australian tourist visa (sub600) this week apparently for holidays in august ...I've read everything about it and all, filled in the form online through the "immiaccount" thingy...but I've not paid yet...quite skeptical for now
NOTE: I'm applying here in Malaysia...so I wanna know who has done something similar and your results....thanks...

I just looked for where they did the stuff and as usual



*rowed my renovated kayak outta thread*

Rogz85:
"the grave that follows me" Nigga, Please

*****grace grace lol

sisnowee:
Guys, there are many Naijas doing yahoo n admission scam here in malaysia, My advice for those who want to come to malaysia for school should check the school website very well. And it is advisable to apply to schools that are accredited, based on world ranking and owned by government. In malaysia government institutions are better than private n cheaper. Those universities will not ask U to pay for school or Visa fee, only little processing fee which is not more than $100.

Moreso, No work in Malaysia, don't be deceived that U will get work n be schooling. U can only get work if U r Arab, provided Ur skin is black no work for U, except drugs, yahoo work and sleeping with their women who are divorce and they pay Ur bills and feed U. Pls my Naija people, is good to travel n come n school here in malaysia coz they have the facilities, if not nothing is here. Full of Racism..................

about the stuff you said "you can't work and school here"...nope...not true...three of my Nigerian friends work here ...at subway (she's even almost at the post of the branch manager), my other friends work in tony Roma's and TGIF respectively...I work also part time for a record label here as an instrumentalist and I get paid handsomely...I have many niggas here working in cafes and all part time...goto Chinese weddings and bars you'd find me playing drums with my band (only darkie in the band the rest are Chinese Malaysians).when you're different you get anything others can't get...there is racism everywhere not only here but once you're clean here you'd make it...

PS: my cousin worked here in the palm oil research industry and changed jobs twice...there's a lot I can tell...if a place isn't working for others doesn't mean it would not work for other sets too...heads up always

onismate:
thanks my brother... 8 bottles of otapiapia to u, to kill all d mosquitoes in ur house. U make sense

the truth and nothing but the truth you've spoken...Msia is not a bed of roses...you cam sure get a job but the pay na na na na plus the bills mehhhh you'd be eating gardenia bread for like 20 days in a month

Fireson:
I have never been stopped by the police since 2012, dude is just joking.......

that's left for you to believe or NOT...it's your problem...people have grace that differs... I HAVE NEVER BEEN STOPPED NOT EVEN ONCE...when you're clean nothing will happen to ya...but some of y'll think once you're black it connotes being suspicious... never...the grave that follows me is different from yours...so dont bring your "potong stim" come my side..

University of Sunderland reppin!
#Gerrarahere


*rows kayak outta thread*

tdayof

this guy writes really good stories tho... heheheh

cc: lalasticlala ishilove
you remind me of one of my friend ...your stories ehh...captivates the mind...

Truth234:
You did your foundation here and almost done with your degree and yet you believe this guy?

remember stories could be fictional or nonfictional

warri.... warri...warri... 30 days in Atlanta

onismate:
another thing I came to understand is people u move with. Moving with certain kind of people who the security have tagged "notorious" they would keep on looking for u.

yes...very well that plays a vital role...if you also speak the Malay language like very well you can get outta anything...as for me I am near fluent so I get past anything, I go to "kampungs" (villages) and I get free house , free food...you just need to stand out...

onismate:
She came back the next day and we met, she said there was a problem. That I came to Malaysia with a visiting visa without reference so for them to make my residential permit authentic, I have to pay a sum of $2,000. So rather than me going back to Nigeria to process it, the fee would be used to process everything. At first I became suspicious of her demand but remembered she gave me money, she might be a nice woman and she may even help me with a job in that country. I decided to take a shot at it. I went to my hotel room and brought $2000. Though I was having a double mind about what I was doing. Part of me said I should give it to her. Another part of me said I shouldn’t. She took the money and my passport. She said I looked scared. Why I no go fear, because it look as if there are too much scammers around even though she is not a Nigerian though. She said I should follow her to her house, that she would bring me back. All was just to prove to me that she wasn’t scamming me. Na so she carry me for her car and land for one fine residential estate. I met her kids, about 2. She even prepared one meal like that with carrot. She said she was a single mom. Na so dirty thoughts come dey enter my mind. As she was taking me back to the hotel, I began thinking of how I will date her, even milk her of her money. I presumed she loves me. After dropping me, she said she would come the next 2 days to come and take me to their office to finalized everything and I would be free to live and do anything positive in Malaysia. Na so I happy ooo.

I waited for next two days to come and next two days turned to one week, two weeks and this woman was yet to show her face with my passport and my resident permit documents. I have been kicked out of my hotel room. The once rejected dustbin room I refused at the back of the hotel building was where I was staying. Every night, I try to some around at the bar to see if I could see the woman but no show. Infact the police were frequenting the bar arresting illegal migrants.

My nightmare started when I began running up and down the building each time I hear the police siren. No rest of mind. No money to call my family at home to tell them what was going on. Infact, eating sef became a problem. That was why some of us in that dustbin looked like hungry demons. Large eyeballs chucked out, long neck, big head and tiny fingers. As a black man, you can’t walk freely on the streets of Malaysia without any security agents asking you about your immigration papers, passport and visa.
to be continued......

nahhhhhhhhhhh... the part were you said "as a black man you can't freely..." NOPE...I did my foundation here and I'm finishing my degree next year and I've not been stopped by police once...not even once...grace differs mehhh plus maybe cos I'm not soooo big like regular west Africans and I came here when I was barely 17

I just looked for the name of the guy and as usual



































*rowed my kayak outta thread*

onismate:
were in Malaysia.?

Selangor area...close by One Utama

grabs chin chin and kilishi...I'm in Malaysia too...lemme hear you out