₦airaland Forum

I suffered this too...:/ my sister who is one year older than I am plus my lil brother who is eight years younger would form alliance...this rebel group became worse when my cousin came from the United States to study in Nigeria...he too joined them so it became 3 against 1...My mum obviously joined their camp cos she wanna pleaae the youngest kid as usual and my dad would just be watching the drama in 3D FROM A DISTANCE cos he'd get his news online...him no get time for all that...but after a while trust what they call assimilation I was initiated into their group but with some sorta unavoidable coercion... not until I became smart and take away the av cable...or sometimes leave only the audio cable and hide the video cable...notwithstanding my mum would yell for me to #BringBackOurCable ...but now we all left for school and the lil nigga is in his own world...absolute control...no shaking gidigba

hotel I study hospitality management...what's there to work in a hotel?? y'll must be high on cheap Ghanaian weed...alcohol show me where in the Bible it said alcohol is a sin wait but doing it to lead others to sin is...but drinking alcohol or working in an alcoholic beverage company is not....be turning Bible upside down...on the judgment day we'd all be perplexed...

comments tho.....deeeeez nuts

adconline:
Naija is really backward unbeknownst to us.. Some countries like RSA, EGypt, Caribean countries have been using POS for yrs.. Thank God we are just waking up

ohhhhhh please...I've been using POS in Nigeria for so long...even at an open air market in abule egba, Lagos mainland (you hear that name)I've used pos there...please don't be saying stuff just because you can type and be a troll behind a screen...

kekakuz:
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Space bookers association of nairaland ($B@π) dear fellow space bookers it has come to our notice the disorganization in booking of front page space. this is affecting the credibility of our organization and henceforth, it will not be tolerated we are advice to book space in alphabetical order as this will further enhance the aesthetic value of our great organization thanks signed $b@π president
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when is the upcoming $b@Π election?? are we using PVC readers??

I'm trekking now...on the Indian ocean now

make me sef drop "K"

Princessonelove:
But that Somalia riff raff on Nairaland said all Somali's are gods and goddesses. how come the people in that picture look like...

ohhhhh sweet baby Jesus...somalis are very pretty tho...the one i'm pursuing now if you see her you'd want to put her in a glass and just be looking at her like your award

did i make fp ohhhh well I yawn in hindi

hehehehehehe...just buy it i don give a two sh.yte flying english feck

which way Nairaland?

when and where is the wedding?? hope you have pepper snail on the menu...I can bring all my sisters from Jamaica

he must be flown to Indonesia like right now

some Nairaland girls would be sending him PM now cos they can easily implement austerity measures...

before you eat your food you have to bless and sanctify...also check nafdac number and best before...abi no be so??

hedonistic:
Sure, but only if you are in Abuja, then I can claim it.

come sambisa side...free WiFi also

hedonistic:
This leads us to the classic pro-life vs pro-choice philosophical debate.

me just here waiting for the arguments to unfold...
you care for some orijin and chin chin??

f ack Islam feed it beans

foolish protesters...I say again foolish protesters....I say again foolish protesters...say otherwise and you drown in the lagoon...all hail Biafra and the new Venezuela they are about to create...greedy set of homosapiens

jamael:
clap for your self
WHY CREATE AN UNNECESSARY DIVERSION FOR TRIBAL GRATIFICATION
Men are about to die for heinous crimes caused by lack of opportunity for great enterprise to thrive and you are here spewing shit about DIVIDE.
na you divide them.
Tribalism and fault finding kills faster than Ebloa.
#change

WEARENIGERIANS LET'S RISE AND BUILD

lack of opportunity where you're definitely high on some fake aba orijin... foreigners come to Nigeria, study the society and make money but no your brothers prefer to go and break another persons law to get money... you get the logic?? my Indian friend once said "there's money in the streets of Nigeria but lazy Nigerians will never see it"... rise and build my black yansh... first rise and build the image your Biafran brothers have soiled

trolls like me are untouchable cos I can write shyte behind my screen...come and beat me na

she only attended some certain mosque and kaboom they replaced her brain cells with bullets and noodles now she's fighting for em...and you tell me religion of peace?? and you tell me this people don't represent Islam?? she was in the church all the whole but didn't go bursting someones bubbles now she went to mosque and she left her studies (did she?) went to Syria to murder humans...and some random internet Muslim pathetic SOB troll will tell me it's a religion of peace...una neva see gobe yet...

justi4jesu:
What will be the baby's citizenship now


What citizenship does a child have if they are born on an international flight?#thinkingoutloud

well there was a Ugandan woman in 2008 or 2009 not sure that gave birth on a flight which was in Canada's airspace and she was given Canadian citizenship... so it depends on the law of that land

flog that nigga well...I can supply you some really thin canes that you don't put much effort on...ya know those bouncy bouncy spring-ish types...when you whip one three will follow...

I didn't even bother...just went searching the story for the name of the person and I wasn't disappointed... hahahahahahaha... lagooners never fail to disappoint...give them Biafra please and let it be another Venezuela

religion of peace...hahahahahahaha... these nuts...gat em

Igbo Igbo Igbo igbo.... all Igbos and I should be surprised.. please let em have their Biafra and see if any country will open embassy there...loool...just kill all of em quietly because they'd start releasing albums later...Kai...sad cases

Obijulius:
I still don't understand the unholy alliance the US has with Saudi Arabia, that mess of a country.

Every Islamic group wants the world to be like that God forbidden land. Islam is a cursed and demonic religion. They don't worship idols but worship the useless stone in Mecca.

Every country where Islam is a state religion should be given the North Korea treatment.

If possible nuclear bombed to ashes.

you should know that the US has its own selfish motives that's why they form an alliance with Saudi...oil it is bruhhhhhhhhhh... and that's why for any reason I would support the US...cos they merely looking out for their own gains inside thereby stirring trouble in a place, back out and start putting more fuel in the fire...Islam has no good intentions for other religions and will never cos their basis of knowledge is pure malicious intents...

okosodo:
Later one fool will come and tell me that islam is not responsible for this

need I say more?? islam is cursed

vizkiz:
so because he is kiss daniel, he can be kissing girls anyhow

Just wait for my album and I am going to start calling myself "straff vizkiz"
You know the rest

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