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will you marry her?? abeg all these overprotective grandpas roaming the streets...leave the ladayyyyyyyy alone...at 20 hian...common gerrout... paddles kayak outta thread

the punnany knows no language except the word konji...so free my john Thomas alone and let it ride up all the way to the promised land...

ban orijin whatttt?? I've not tasted that shyte tho...lemme come back in December first

then shisha will be running town now...hahahaha

this your madness is as a result of cheap weed...nigger what will it cost you to add 50 naira and get a standard weed??

CyberEBOLA:
Those fire fighters are suspects.
I am sure they have not gotten any job for many months, hence they planned the fire outbreak.
If not, why will they be at the scene soo fast as that. Please a quick step should be taken.

God please help them to create the drug capital of the world so soon I shall hold separate passport and then walk in any airport, visit indonesia and don't get questioned like I've got the coco hidden in my stomach... Biafra--- Venezuela of Africa

Joshuadon:
None


Pls wats wrong with No 17

I wanted to ask too ehhh

cozy7:
Members hv been trekking, now pastors......whose next?

if you ask me na who I go ask

women and materialism...like Liverpool and no EPL title since I was born

started driving at 17 when I returned home after one year stint in Uni...then I took my mums car one cool afternoon BTW my mum has already taught me...I got my license before learning how to drive PROPERLY ( this is Nigeria okay)...so me and my lil brother of about 9 were cruising in the estate...no cars...I plugged in my pen drive and one of my mad jamz just hit...chisos na so we started rocking the song both of us and kaboom I left the steering and then before I could say Jack we entered inside the drainage...had to pay those labourers to help me bring it out


another incidence was I took my mums car and I was truing to use reverse to park the car inside the parking square (the yellow lines that makes a parking spot) and kaboom I entered another uncovered drainage...this time I didn't pay cos my nice neighbours helped me...but since I became a pro I automatically became a driving houseboy...my mum no longer drives again so I take her to the market, take her to saloon, drive my bro to school and so on...that's why I dread going back for holidays...

haul:
You talk to much, 10m vet currency won't finish in a week trip no matter how crazy I am.

http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Vietnam

no need to argue...there you go...as a tourism student I tell you when you're on a trip you spend more...talk less of living there...y'll be judging by currency conversion...have you actually spent the currency...we that live in this area know it

haul:
if I go that country,I go fuc-k sotey fu-ck go leacve me

Just made a research now sef out of curiosity.
100,000# = 502usd
502usd= 10.8million Vietnam dong

Wahalai! I pity their bishes ass!!!!!!!!

And naija currency sef don spoil oooo!

nigga don't judge an economy by their currency conversion rate...in Vietnam a plate of food is priced in thousands and stuffs go for millions ( this ain't dem say...my classmates just came back from a study trip there...okayyy...say south korea where a plate of food cost 4 thousand to 6 thousand won...does it mean south korea is poor lol...nope...it's what they decide to deal with and in no way it makes the place cheap...urgghhh

and I would say it again boko haram is a scam and it's the only way the US can achieve their Nigerian go which is to break us all up so they can have a base...look at south Sudan, Libya, Egypt...it has never remained the same...now I'm watching this Biafra thingy also...chad, niger,, Cameroon are French puppets for their dirty work...but God has a better plan for Nigeria...

I give brideprice loan with low interest...repayment in 2 to 5 to 10 years available...contact me for more info

odikwa risky my bloda...but wait...there's a way to know if it's for good or bad...if you farted seven times the day she took it then it's okay but if it is less...chaiiii...chaiiii... just say chai like PEJ

I made FP again after I was banned...dedicating this space to that girl I'm gonna text now and ask her out

OP..take note maybe you have a really humongous uku and it really destroyed his car...the bigger the yansh the smellier the fart...or wait...you could have used that angle 270 style to fart...whereby you release some, take a break, release the other...turn to the other yansh lobe release that one all at once...it won't smell... been using this technique since 1995..never failed one day

I'm watching in 3D...drug capital of the world is cooking...hehehehehe...

oya start bashing me ehhhhh... *bullet proof phone*

Dekatron:
lol. . . Its purely STUDY O. IF i got the chance, i would love to go to a university in Japan for masters or KAIST(KOREA ADVANCE INSTITUTE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY). But na money isshhs jare. .


Anyway, i would love to earn a Japanese certificate(as engineering student--Electrical Electronic Engineering for that matter). You know Japan na boss in that.

aye the Japanese scholarship is open...you should check it out asap...they give scholarships for your field of.study...

Atmmachine:
If you're a Yoloba guy, you can call as much as you can because them no get sense at all

so you decided to elope from the mental hospital??

Validated:
The problem with a lot of Nigerian youth is that they are lazy, very lazy. Same applies to our journalists.
I do not know of other countries, but see the fee for Canadians - Nigeria High Commission in Ottawa displayed on their website below:

very well done...yo're more than correct... 115 CAD is almost 19,000 naira...Nigerian youths are very lazy to do just a lil research...anything they find on nairaland they just swallow it in...I've seen how difficult it is for americans to get nigerian visa in NYC...even the OPs post is faulty...they included morocco and citizens of morocco need NO visa to enter nigeria...until nigerian youth can drop laziness and find out things some more nairaland will keep on deceiving em

and reading this thread again the OP mentioned countries like Morocco...Moroccans don't need a visa to enter Nigeria...so it's gratis...you fly in that's all...I still don't get the point of that news...lol

Dekatron:
bro, pls what do you know about JAPANESE VISA?

Sir...I know nothing ehhhhh...lol...whats your aim in Japan?? Study?? Work??

Dollar101:
Wait a minute...did u just say Japan visa is 4000naira? Plus confirm this because I wouldn't want to say anything else I confirm what u jst said

that would solve your quest

MrKnowitall:
Explain how it's Difficult. Nigerian visa is the easiest visa to get.

Nigerian visa is easy? what the hell this nigga saying go ask foreign nationals how cumbersome it was...see this one oooo...especially for USA citizens...ask them

IdiAmin1:
I don't know why people react negatively to positive issues.

America visa used to be like that and today, it's costly.

America simply allowed foreigners to come and contribute to their development and it paid off. Now, even with a visa fee of 100k dollars, there will still be queues in their embassies and they will continue to deny people.

Any wise developing nation needs its borders open for awhile so we should stop being pessimistic about this

couldn't agree with you more...people on here just comment without proper knowledge of what they saying...that's how someone in one thread claimed oxygen tanks work with electricity...phewwww..

what are these ones saying single.entry visa to Japan is 4,000...Malaysian visa is 1000...s.pore is 6,000...some are what we call gratis which is free of charge...the countries mentioned there are countries less likely to have many of their nationals coming to Nigeria...so what's the fuss??

ohhhhhh thank you Jesus...
but how long will Africans continue to be used as lab rats ? ? ?

hian