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Op the last time this thing happen to me.. Na kill I kill myself oooo

Just try am e dey work

MzNelly:

So, what's the name of the model you're allegedly dating?  

maybe na kendall jenner

190:
wow first to comment

first to do wetin??

dechandel:

Get some boys to come and steal the gen

I hereby declare your comment the best advice for the OP

LewisO:
*Nosy of the month*

iceberylin:
Its easy...

Approach with a Range Rover

or you pull up with this

If desmond eliot yvonne nelson kiss in a movie, does that means they are dating??

Tell your padi and he can then tell the girl to resign from the job and if she refuses he should dis-engage her
PERIOD!!

*enters thread*
*shouts HOLY GHOST FIRE*
*comes out of thread*

iceberylin:
Nobody asked you sha,,,

Reply of the month

Vickydera2:
I hate guys that chew gum in my front n blow it. #irritating

GAYZ

Sex don turn medicine oooo

jacksparrow1207:
LOL.......SEE QUESTION O
FORCE DEY FOR RELATIONSHIP? IF SHE THINKS SHES NOT HAPPY WITH U, WHY HOLD ON TO HER? GIRLS DON FINISH FOR WORLD?

what of if you like the girl like romeo

kennygee:
That Yoruba Movie they just finished on Afmag Yoruba?

I watched it too.

you are on point

I just watched a movie where a man decided to leave his wife(who he loves so much) for another man just to make her happy..

can you guys do it??

This one is strong

You said you want android buh you don't want touchscreen!! Lolzzz

Hmmm that episode of telemundo you watched yesterday!!

Ojisik:
BY march 28th, you'll go back to being a professor.....nothing for you sir,you and your presidential candidate are not winning. The same way JK is also not winning Lgos.
NIGERIA: PDP
LAGOS: APC

I like your style !! bt its still sai buhari all the way

At least she was not being penetrated

Make una no vex ooo I posted this in the education section and nobody wan answer....


Please guys I have two questions about citizenship
Q1.. If an american man (with citizeship of both america and canada) marries a spanish(with dual citizenship of both spain and italy) and they gave birth to their child in france, the child then goes to england and spends his first ten years in england(he can become an english citizen by naturalization) can he claim the citizenship of;
America
Canada
Spain
Italy
France and
England at the same time??
Question 2... Can a child with father from ogun state and mother from oyo state and born in lagos state claim the citizenship of the three states in Nigeria or it has to be the father's state(for example if the child already has an ogun state certificate and wants to go to LASU as an indegene , can he collect the cerificate of origin from lagos state and oyo state too??

Midehi:
whaaat!!!

Why will she joke about being pregnant in the first place.... So me sef go scare am!!

I will joke about me haviing an STD simple!!

Please guys I have two questions about citizenship
Q1.. If an american man (with citizeship of both america and canada) marries a spanish(with dual citizenship of both spain and italy) and they gave birth to their child in france, the child then goes to england and spends his first ten years in england(he can become an english citizen by naturalization) can he claim the citizenship of;
America
Canada
Spain
Italy
France and
England at the same time??

Question 2... Can a child with father from ogun state and mother from oyo state and born in lagos state claim the citizenship of the three states in Nigeria or it has to be the father's state(for example if the child already has an ogun state certificate and wants to go to LASU as an indegene , can he collect the cerificate of origin from lagos state and oyo state too??

Airforce1:

padi no be you ba( no fall my hand oooo) your number 1 fan

siegfried99:
Lwkm

**falls from ugwu tree **

me fell from an ewedu tree ooo

But guys seriously it that really airforce 1??



I hope not!!


Bt if na airforce 1 true true then you no sabi sing oooo(TBH)

Friends over B!tch!es

General Muhammadu Buhari in UK:
I Will Maintain a Modest Lifestyle as President - Buhari...Will Resuscitate Nigerian Airways...All Presidential Aircrafts Will Be Brought Under Nigerian Airways "One of the major killer of our economy apart from corruption is Waste. Our scarce resources are being plunder away very carelessly and unnecessarily wasted. "Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses. "You may want to ask what a Nigerian President is doing with so much aircraft when a Prime Minister of Britain fly around using the same public aircraft like an ordinary Briton. "Go and check and compare with that of any developed country in the world, the office of the Nigerian President is a very expensive one inspite our high level of poverty and joblessness. "Despite all these, you still find a Nigerian Minister spending about N10billion to charter an aircraft for just one year."Now, for me, when we come into office, all these waste will be blocked and properly channelled into our economy."We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways."We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20."What is the difference between me and those who elected us to represent them, absolutely nothing. Why should Nigerian President not fly with other Nigerian public?"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?"Whydo we need to send our children to school abroad if we cannot developed our university to compete with the foreign ones?"Why, and why must our people be servants to the foreigners in the midst of plenty?
I can go on and on."I came here in the UK and I chose to trek just to make sure I sent a message back home to some people who wish us dead."This is not my struggle, it is our collective efforts to save Nigeria from those who have failed us for 16 years."-
General Muhammadu Buhari speaking in London
on Saturday, February 21, 2015

Wait let me ask the ancestors

You are logging to nairaland where I was insulted yesterday
You lack respect
Its over

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An ant bit you and you killed it
You are not forgiving
Its over