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So i don't really understand anything that is going on in the picture





Can someone please explain to me??

Sweetguy25:
Jega is Howard Webb and APC is Manchester United.

Figure it out

think of it this way; jega is king solomon and pdp and apc are the two harlots!

Tandullceblog:
I'm back now sweerie

good!!

Dad go look me like...you drank the orijin i kept in the freezer ba??

Tandullceblog:
I think an alcoholic is worse sha.

sweery, where have you been??

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

guy abeg i dey always see this cc, wetin e mean??

You should be a fisherman oooo


Cos if you go to the river bank and tell this lie all the fish you want to catch will come up in amusement

*in magneto's voice"


Why do you ask a question which you already know the answer

Billyonaire:
Buhari is now a courtroom jester ? This is a man elected to be President, that will fight corruption, yet he is sitting down cracking jokes with Osingade, the corrupt surrogate of Tinubu, who is by the way, one of the Directors of Alpha Beta, a company used to defraud me and my companies of my tax money.

I will be a Buhari fan, the moment he starts arresting corrupt politicians including Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the Chicago Drug KingPin turned Politician, whose fraudulent acquisitions of land and ocean bays have left the mouths of Ibeju Residents agape with awe.

Buhari, prove to use that it was you and not Tunde Idiagbon that ran things in the yesterday. You do not have 4 years, if Jonathan could be rigged out after making trains to move, after making fertilizers to go digital. You will definitely be booted out in a show of shame.

Stop the aged smiles, get to work and show us how you will stabilize the price of crude oil.

Why do most goats bear "billy"??

Na that 10 mins ressess vex me pass


If jega says 10 minutes.. Waka from here to zimbabwe and comeback, you go still meet am

kitnah:
Just close your eyes and do it.

She won't kill herself na

happy baiday!!

Why is it that the "eba" decided to manifest when the phone got to your hand










I smell lies..

Of hw can i get a green lip



Naija_boy you know!!

For 1m i will marry her nt to talk of 5



5 freaking million dollars!!

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Aisha Buhari is not fine at all at all...she only have puff-puff cheeks even PEJ at Aisha's age would have looked stunning as she has always been.... This Aisha-craze and ass-licking is getting sickening by the nano-second to say the least. Tomorrow focus will shift to Zahara,then the vicious cycle of craze and ass-licking before we go down to the Osinbades and their fame mongering brats.. [/color]

dude, i know you are still pained that you will continue to hear about GMB and his *very beautiful* wife for the next 4 years. Just take heart.. Your mama patience will still be in Otuoke or okrika whenever you want to see her!!

Guys abeg i need presciption on any drug i can use for stomach ache and pile.. Co my sugr intake this last week was alarming ;from sweet drinks to mars, snickers, bounty, busicuits..

My bro suggested i shud take agbo jedi(herbal mixture) bt that stuff is danmn to bitter

So, ur suggestions

orieoda:
I will immediately tell her that: "I was only kidding as well, ...I was only practising for the future right person"...

i like yur style jare

Emhicee:
How many times guy? :/

na my browser jare.. How do i delete a thread

Some guys can be hillarious or romantic in proposing to their girlfriends..

Like last week we heard of a guy that proposed to his gf at a polling booth, we have seen the ones that proposed in a plane, bus, malls, markets, cinemas

So guys what if you take her to a very crowdy place(lets say shoprite) and you kneel down and asks her to marry you and she says no..

Some guys can be hillarious or romantic in proposing to their girlfriends..

Like last week we heard of a guy that proposed to his gf at a polling booth, we have seen the ones that proposed in a plane, bus, malls, markets, cinemas

So guys what if you take her to a very crowdy place(lets say shoprite) and you kneel down and asks her to marry you and she saiys no..

This is superstory......





Next week on your award winning super story!!

Viciyus:
I know say na naija we dey.

This tin don once happen to me, and na always women dey do this kind tin. Man no fit do like that.

My own case. She say make I go bring her bag for her car.

I told her sorry I can't. It is not in my contract.

Shall she no sack me. But she no dey carry eye look me.
I later leave the job shall.

you know how naija women dey behave na.. If they don get rank or money pass man, dem dey like to show theirselves..

Viciyus:
You won bring slavery come Nigeria by.

Why are you like this.
There is no agreement that said carry her bag.

sure, bt the guy said his boss ooooo, not his co-worker.. I mean this person pays his salary..
what of if the boss was a much more older woman, won't he have carried it??



Na nigeria we dey oooo.. Remember!!

andykay:
does his job description and specification includes bag carrying?

no, but his boss's dad is the owner of the company... If he does not carry the bag, who will??

Drabrah:
Boss, & So?
Wot was his job description? P.A. or messenger?
D only reason he's wrong is cos na 9ja & work nor dey. So he shoe go fit chop bitumen small b4 e go fit get anoda job. Dat's all

at least you came down to my level... We are in Nigeria so everybody trys to take advantage of being a boss to somebody..#naija_made

Guy, you are more than wrong.. She is your boss and not your gf.. Even if she is. Younger than you, you have to carry it..

I hope the dude of mp3 party did not step down

Forget ambo or jk







SAI MP3!!!

Forget ambo or jk







SAI MP3!!!

How is he a hero?? Cos he had no choice than to congratutlate buhari after he saw that he had no chance of making out 2.5 mill votes


Even the phone call sef, it was as if he was persuaded to say what he said


I just praise him for conducting a free and fair election(which is his duty afterall)

Jona sounding like he was forced