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Idowuogbo: God? Dis anuz sabi God so? Imagine! He pretended to b broke for 5months to test love? In short, poster u dey craze o!

Evn in his craze d gal stl luv am lyk dat. D guy knws wat d gal lyks best. I tink dat shld b d startin point 4 dis guy.

edogram.:
Some people are lost. I use to be like that but now i don't just like Bean i also love it in cobination with yam. Maybe u guys don't know how to cook it good. Beans! Beans!! Beans!!! 5 bgosa for u.

Dos small breedin insects inside d beans, dnt dy turn u off?

nikkyshyne: A very high chance of them being naturally dead before selling out to the public. I'v never thought of this, but it is very visible because poultry business is highly risky. One chicken sick, and the whole lot is affected. Everyone wants to make maximum profit.

No wonder some frozen chicken or turkey I buy taste kinda

Yeah, no one tinks bout it until u rily knw au d biz is rily run.

Temismith: Wen next u want to buy a frozen chicken/turkey, ask dem for d type of death it died (weda natural or with knife or car accident) befor u buy it.

Meanin

Bros uno evn fear God at al? Al d sins u'v committed pass d money wey dm dy alledge farouk lawan wit. U bera start changin ur ways n mak tinz settld wit her b4 tinkin of getin her anytin.
BTW, an evnin date is a vry gud way of bringin bak ur relatnshp to lyt.

D issue here is au we view d frozen chicken dy sell to us at d frozen food malls. 4rm d lil experience I'v had about poultry biz, I realise dat wen dis chicken dies enmass n it's a natural death, som ppl 4rm nower wil com to pack dm up. It was der I learnt dat dos ppl dat packd dis dead fowls sell dem in d frozen malls after dy av cleaned dos fowls body as d frozen chicken we c n buy outside. My argument nau is dat: is it dat all d fowls dy sell as frozen chicken die a natural b4 dy clean em up n put dm 4 sale or jst a fractn of em?
My tinkin was dat dy had a machine dat slaughters dis chickens bt I was made to knw dat it's nt always d case n majority of d frozen chickens were long dead b4 being pierced by a knife. Au true is dis? Coz eva since I heard dis I dnt eat chicken outside again except d 1 dy kill in my presence coz I kant imagine masef eatin sometin dat died a natural death b4 dy put a knife on its throat.

cindyrella: I love beans porridge, one of my favorite.
What I dislike is eggs, I just can't stand the smell

I kant withstand d smell of fried eggs aswell. Wen I was younga, I'l vomit wenave dy ar fryin eggs bt nau I wnt evn mov near our sittin room, talkless of kitchen weneva dy r fryin eggs.

nne3870: lol... I hate beans porridge too but moi-moi is my fav, at home my siblings dislike beans esp when u add yam to it.

I wnt evn take it alone, talkless of complementin it wit anytin. I HATE BEANS!!!

kandiikane: Aww, I remember on saturdays when we had to decided whether we want beans/stew, meatballs/stew or akara/stew in our bread and morno/ruuy(pap)


Arrrrgh!! I can't wait to move back.

N so wat apnd to dos days?

slimyem: pendo,i get all of that...
I've actually never seen a God-fearing man in every sense of the word...or maybe our definitions of the word 'God-fearing' just vary according to our beliefs and exposure...
..i don't get the part of the attributes being cultivated over time though...
If he doesn't have those qualities,then he doesn't have them!
I have always believed one can't change a grown man and i still do!
I wouldn't even enter into a relationship with the hopes/plans of changing a man into what i want...
Above all...you have spoken well..
Thanks!!

Nau dat dis thread has gaind it's relevance, I'l add my lil know-how here.
As rgadz God-fearing attribute, Dia ar many guyz wit dat attribute n I can swear it's wat I knw. Bt if u rily tink bein God-fearin means avin a +tve karakta den u r WRONG!! Mst of dis guyz ar neva nterestin in relatnshps. Dy c demsefs as saints n I kan tell u, mst of dm dress 'vry poorly' dat it'l b vry hard to accept dm as ur guy. Nfat, dy wont go any lady dat wears tyt n sexy clothes. Dy prefa spirikoko ladies dat puts on skirts below dia knee n luks 2 big on dm + tops/shirts wit 15shoulder pads (except u r also lyk dat).
Here me carefully, d kind of God-fearin guy in ur list + oda attributest u wrote in dat list...I BEG TO SAY U DNT MEAN A GOD-FEARING GUY BUT A CHURCH GOER.

AmBeautiful: They are hard to find,the kind of guys that exsists are looking for punny only.
God go help us sha! (

D kind of gals in our time are only lookin 4 money 4rm guyz n wil giv up anytin dy av to earn it, evn if it's dia punny. God go help guyz sha.

Gone wer dos days dat we normally take pap n akara every saturday mornin. Bt over d last 6yrs nau, it has bin beans! My most widely hated food!
Weneva I wake up on saturday, I always pray 4 d aftanun to kom as soon as possible coz I kant withstand seeing ma family eatin beans (which dy al lov) n I takin somtin dif coz of ma hatred 4 d food. To b frank, beans is nt d only food I dnt take. I wont take fried eggs, Eko(solid version of pap), Tuo, gbegiri, catfish n nau I'm beginin to dislike indomie aswell.
Tank God I'v gon tru d period wer I wnt take chicken, except wen it is bein kild in ma presence coz I always tink it died b4 dy put a knife on its throat.

To cut evry lng story short, wat is dat food u dnt lyk? Enjoy u wknd guyz!

Mrs.Chima:
Why did u responded if u werent??

u aren't evn worth discussin dis wit. Yesternyt was friday nyt, au kom u weren't spendim tym wif shima? O! Lemme gues...he left u coz u r a flab n went 4 d youngiez

slimyem: idowu,take care of this thread for me..
I needed some fun tonight and got it...
I'm off to sleep..
No fighting and no derailing...else you'd be held responsible!!

#whispers# attention seeker

As sensible as dis topic ought to b, d op deraild it hersef.
*whistles n passes by*

ezesun: hey mr lecturer! Mind ur business

wetin I do na? N bsyds no 4get say na ma thread

LARRYDKING: Do u know why i lyk u? U do say yr mind all d tym but do u know u dont think before talking and we know people lyk u.... U are d type of person who yr parent will pay 4 ruin and also follow u to d centre to makes u have 10 distinctions in order to gain admission by force... That is d reason u're just saying rubbish anyway, i dont blame u... 4 me, i cleared my result and i thank God 4 that...

Larry u shld av taken urtym to read temi's post vry wel. He didnt say he faild dat woefully, he only cited an example of sum ppl failin n blaiming it on waec.

Coz mst peepz in africa c city as dia 2nd choiced team. I aint surprisd though as dy remain favorites.

Coz mst peepz in africa c city as dia 2nd choiced team. I aint surprisd though as dy remain favorites.

Mrs.Chima:
Jealous Green isn't your color.

Y wld I b jealous of a faceless person?

kunletiwoo: MANCHESTER CITY

lmao, are u truly a city fan?

Abeg se no poll again 4 nairaland ni? Mods I can't find a poll here!

The 2012/2013 edition of the Premier League kicks of tomorrow in dramatic fashion as we've seen so many big teams recoup talented players to boost their chances of winning the title come 2013.

IMO, their are only 5teams that really have what it takes to grab this title although 2 of this 5teams seem to be the likeliest of options. I'll make my list of these teams in the order I believe they have the chances for glory.


MANCHESTER CITY
MANCHESTER UNITED
ARSENAL
CHELSEA
TOTTENHAM


MANCHESTER CITY: Be it as it may, man city are the current holders of this competition and I see them retaining their title. This is simply because they are a finished article with world class players filling every role on the pitch and on the bench. Also, this team has played together for atleast 2years, only with the exception of a very few of them. They also have an excellent manager in mancini, who to be honest, know how to read games very well as he did against chelsea in the community shield. Therefore my bet goes to them.

MANCHESTER UNITED: after putting in new acquisitions in their ranks (rvp, kagawa & powell), SAF surely has had 1 of the best transfer windows in a long time. Rvp, when fit, will always be a threat to epl defenders. And his combination with rooney wil be fantastic to watch. But a flaw lies in their midfield as man u has had to rely on the ever ageing paul scholes and ryan giggs to win games when it matters the most. They must have bought kagawa but kagawa isn't in the same mould as the two. He is more of a CAM & not an HM or Box-to-Box player. How they'll manage to solve that, I don't know but I see them coming second come may 2013.

Arsenal: They have a very experienced manager in AW. He has been the 'Heart & the Soul' of the club since he was brought to the club. But the board members are really the ones that have been behind arsenal's misdeamenours. If they don't change their approach to the game then I fear they might not win a trophy in some few years to come.
Truth be said, they have already acquired the services of Olivier Giroud, Santi Cazorla & Lucas Podolski. But to b fair, wen u allow your best players & ever reliable players to leave your club all in the name of money isn't a good policy for a 'Big Club' like Arsenal. No wonder why AW has only won 3league titles in his 16years at arsenal. The clubs orientation must change for the club to be the once 'envy of other clubs.'

CHELSEA & TOTTENHAM: The European Champions started their season with a defeat to epl champions. They & Tottenham are in the process of rebuilding their team because of the acquisitions of their new managers (although rdm has bn there earlier). I don't see spurs getting any position better than a 4th placed finish because of their new manager & the extent of competition in the league. Chelsea on their part really need time to gel as a team because the majority of their new recruits are starting berths and not backup players. & this might take up to a season for chelsea (that is even if rdm don't get sacked). But overall, chelsea are a good team and are big contenders in every competition they find themselves. Little wonder they won the UCL & FA CUP when no 1 gave them the chance as at march.


I know we are all keeping our fingers crossed as to who'll emerge winners as we all will want to support our respective clubs. Don't worry, there will be a poll as regards the team that'll win d epl & we do hope that the club that wins this poll wins the epl title come may 18, 2013.

mrs_acidtalk: * Took a bike from VGC to Ogba around 6:30pm, only to get there and her phone was on silent. By the time I return to VGC, I saw 57 missed calls from her and 18 text messages apologizing (she got married to a guy who begged me to let her be with him 3years ago)*

*can remember how I used to go under heavy rain just to call my girlfriend who was schooling in the North then (she is getting married in 2 weeks time*

* was foolish to have bought a wrist watch of N45,000 for a lady when the most expensive one I have ever owned was N30,000. By the time I ended the relationship after 2 1/2years and took account, I had spent over N500,000 on her and NEVER got even a pencil from her (she still tries to beg but I have told her to stick to her present boyfriend)*

*Took a flight around 11:45am to Abuja when I had a presentation to do by 6:00pm the same day in lagos just to see her in the hopital. Though I made it back for the presentation, she never told me she was married and only seperated from her husband*


Inshort, I have been a sucker for treating my women right but the truth is 99% of them don't deserve it.

eya... Dm rily jonez u gan.

jay bee: why would i stop chasing Q? No be only chima suppose they enjoy good thing na.
I'm forever willing to take my chances


As per baby chima, She is on lock down already.
Lil jay is being trained in the art of wooing.

Na so shima wife fyn reach?

Readin d OPs handle sights au hilarious dis poste is. Bt 4 d sake of it, let me also wash ma hands in dis thread.
IMO, wat seem nt to b an optn seem to me d bst optn here. IYA, MAAMA, MAAMI...HABA! Ur small gals bf? Of al d men in d world? Too bad. I wnt blame d fact dat u slept wit sum1 since bein a single parent at a young age isnt easy at al be it emotionaly, mentaly or financialy. Bt u av to cut dat crap! Plz, it wont do u any bad to loose dat 1 baby wen u kan stil av mor n bsyds, wen u tel d guy, u'd c his reactn wil b to abort...
If ur daughter knws dis, den she'l neva 4gv u. She'l c u as a bitch n wil disown u. Dnt tink she kant live alone coz gals kan get anytin dy want 4rm dia bfs.
As 4 ur oda manfriend, dnt complicate his lif o! Plz leave him n let him b. U got urs complicatd so dnt complicate odas lives (ur daughter, her bf or ur manfriend). Jst get dis 1 out n move on. Bsyds, ur gal is only 21 n she myt end up nt marryin dis dude which wil realy gv u a lot of breathin space in d future.