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Jobs/VacanciesRe: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by Jaykizz(m): 10:38pm On May 12, 2016
smiley jide_oyadeyi@yahoo.com
Tanx a lot.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by Jaykizz(m): 10:35pm On May 12, 2016
jide_oyadeyi@yahoo.com
EducationRe: PROVE to show that Making First class In UNI Is Harder Than Distinction In POLY by Jaykizz(m): 3:40pm On Mar 23, 2016
Ezegozie:
It is harder to make firstclass in University than to make Distinction in Politechnics.
Here is my Mathematical Prove.

For University to make first class, you must get atleast 4.5 GPA out of possible 5.
That is 4.5/5

To make distinction in Politechnic, you must get atleast 3.5 GPA out of possible 4.
That is 3.5/4.

HENCE
4-------------3.5 (For Politechnics)

5/4 * 3.5 = 4.375 (Equivalent For University)


CONCLUSION
3.5/4 GPA (politechnic)
is equivalent
To 4.375/5 GPA (University)

But if you get 4.375 in University which is equivalent of 3.5 in politechnic, You will not make first class because what is needed from you is atleast 4.5GPA.

So with this mathematical prove above, I hereby conclude that its harder to make first class in university than to make distinction in Politechnics.


Hope you understand my Prove?
@OP, Kindly change your "PROVE" to "proof", both in the topic and in the content of the post where necessary.
CareerRe: Advice Needed:a Masters Degree To Aid My 2.2 Or A Life-changing Trip To Italy? by Jaykizz(m): 1:18pm On Nov 28, 2015
adren:
y'all just bashing me like none of you won't dissapear at the first chance you get to leave naija..

naija is only 'sweet' for wealthy people..

my travel destination might not be italy finally.. it might be anywhere in UK or america or canada..

italy is my #1 choice because of their vast availability of direct opportunities, skilled labour and zero tolerance to rasicm.. they do not have religious crisis too... you are safer in italy or spain than you are in france, america or turkey or malaysia..
Unfortunately, somethings are different from the way we see them. You need to know if their are readily available jobs for you, and you sound as if you just want to try your luck. The fact is you have to go to Europe to see the way Africans struggle and the truth is that most of those telling you not to do a masters don't have one themselves. As a young man, self development is key.
Follow your heart and pray but you would be better off having an msc in 2years.
Forum GamesRe: Test Your Self 'quantitative ' by Jaykizz(m): 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2015
chiefololade:
Try this to test your reasoning ability
10 is the correct answer! How? From the calculations, circle is 4, square is 3 and triangle is 2. Circle + Square X Triangle.
LiteratureRe: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Jaykizz(m): 12:40pm On Jan 04, 2014
I have to admit that I have never read a comedy that was filled with jokes as this. Kudos to u guyz: Foxy, Flow and Rock. But I must say to you foxy: you need to gather momentum to spring this story up so that your crew can also be motivated to finish-up what you guyz started, so that this story will be in the "HALL-OF-FAME" in the Literature Section.
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Jonathan: Asari Dokubo Replies Obasanjo by Jaykizz(m): 12:49pm On Jan 03, 2014
Waow! The most sincere of letters publicly written.
IMO, Obj has no guts to criticize GEJ because he was a brutal and mindedly selfish version of Gej. I aint supporting Gej either.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Jaykizz(m): 6:57pm On Oct 24, 2013
ZUBY77: I just concluded the 'Nigeria' episode.

It ended in Chapter 184.
We will be getting two updates daily from tomorrow morning at The Global Runs site.

The exclusive 'Life in Amsterdam' will follow immediately. It is not going to go public due to its drug related events and dangerous twists.
A section of the global runs site will be dedicated to it. It will only be available to the registered and approved members.



Follow us on facebook and twitter for updates.
Oga Zuby, how about this place na? Will you still update here?
RomanceRe: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by Jaykizz(m): 8:41pm On Oct 08, 2013
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy :DROTFLMAO!!!!

Didinrin oshi ni bobo yen jo... grin
EducationRe: Obafemi Awolowo University Student ChatRoom by Jaykizz(m): 11:15pm On Oct 04, 2013
jayjam: D LATEST COMING FROM THE ROYAL COURT IN THE OAU SENATE HAS IT DAT THE SELF-STYLED PRIMA DOMA KING AND HIS SUBORDINATES HAS AGREED TO SHEATHE THEIR SWORD AND COMPROMISE ON THE RESTORATION OF THE PROSCRIBED STUDENTS UNION;THUS APPROVING OF THE ELECTION TIMETABLE EARLIER DRAFTED BY THE A.Y TOES LED SUTC.....more to come later
Bros AY TOES still be student nihuh
LiteratureRe: Who Is The Best NAIRALAND Writer? by Jaykizz(m): 9:06pm On Sep 24, 2013
It's like majority of us here haven't read Zuby77's hit. The guy na Igwe...
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Jaykizz(m): 11:44am On Sep 21, 2013
I followed this topic immediately Zuby77 started the first few words of his novel (I call it novel coz it's more than just a story. It really needs to be published). However, my phone became kaput and I couldn't continue for some time. When I got a new one, the story was already on 35pages and I was discouraged to read because of the length. However, I read till page 19 before I abandoned it. This was because the few lessons learnt there started corrupting my intelligence. I continued when I could no longer resist the temptation to do so (this was after over 2months when the story kept updating itself on ma wall automatically coz I was following the post). And right now, I came to the very end of the last update; regretting why I did so.
Zubby I'm yearning out for more as I can't wait any longer to c u post something new and fresh. I must also say: More grease to ur Elbow, as u av been able to carve out true life events (plus a bit of fiction I guess), and made it a master piece!!! If I were to be your teacher and I was told to grade you, I'll honestly give you the pen to grade yourself coz this piece contains every damn ingredient needed to fulfill all the requirements of a masterpiece.
You need to make writing your hobby and try as much as possible to write different adult stories on blogs. I dey follow you bumper to bumper, Twale!!!
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NYSCRe: Riot In Obi Town Nasarawa Over 60 Corp Members Traped by Jaykizz(m): 2:17pm On Sep 15, 2013
OP is it Obi Local govt or in Obi village? Cozthey are two different places entirely. I know nothing is happening in Obi village, Nasarawa State and they don't post any corps members to the village, along Lafia East road coz I stayed there for some time.
PoliticsRe: Ameachi Denied Access To Govt House by Jaykizz(m): 5:11pm On Sep 13, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: The police authorities are not fools. No one is above the law. If Gov Amaechi engages in acts that infringes on the laws, it is the constitutional responsibility of the police to call the governor to order. No sentiments. However, if the police acted unlawfully in this instance, then the president should sanction whoever was responsible.
It would have been better if u knew what had been happenning between the pair and stop saying what you don't knw. GEJ is the president of Nig, the Gov of Rivers State and also the Commissioner of Police at Rivers State. Thought I should let you know so that you realise that Amaechi needs help in his own sovereignty.
Music/RadioRe: 17 Years After, Tupac Lives On... by Jaykizz(m): 2:35pm On Sep 13, 2013
What can I say than to wish our legendary tupac to rest in peace and not in pieces. A legend (Amaru Tupac Shakur) lives on.

My favourite tracks: Changes, Hit em Off, Until the end of Time, Ghetto Gospel, Thug Mansion, Letter to my Unborn Son, My Blocks, Pac's Life, Life goes on, Califonia Love, killuminati...finding it hard to pick one as I'l keep on listing all his tracks.

This guy is the Don of Rap Music. Whoever. Compares him to Biggie is nofin but a learner.
RomanceLadies, These Words You Say: Are They Real Or You Don't Want Guyz To Feel Bad? by Jaykizz(op): 8:53am On Jul 31, 2013
I have realised nowadays that whenever a lady wants to turn down your proposal whenever you ask her out, they say the words: "I would love to date you but I'm with someone else." It has dawned upon me that back then, they turn your proposal down outrightly. Right now, they are all following that trend I guess... Ladies have you realised that's a big way of soothing a man's heart whenever he asKs you out and you wanna decline, or you truly mean what you saying?

CelebritiesWande Coal Quits Mavin Records by Jaykizz(op): 8:37am On Jul 31, 2013
So the rumours are finally dawning on us as a reality. I think Don Baba Jay has decidedd to be silent over this issue because a lot of the public supported him during his well-known public ordeal with Dbanj. But this time around, I believe he has a lot of questions to answer his fans on twitter; especially as regards to Wande Coal's new release yesterday, Kilaju, under WCs record lebel, Black Diamond. I never publicly supported Don JAy, but I believe as a business likened person, it's better to always stand alone when you have the means and capabilities to.quit hatin Dbanj peeps, it's business!
http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/07/31/wande-coal-quits-mavin-records/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=wande-coal-quits-mavin-records
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Jaykizz(m): 9:45pm On Jul 15, 2013
ZUBY77: Hello readers, I intend to go easy on the sexx scenes and concentrate more on my experience as a hustler.

You will like it more.

I need your opinions on this.
Mehn zubi u three much for dis ur tori I swear! Thumbs up bro...I dof ma hat ooo grin wink cheesy
Car TalkRe: Honda"evil Spirit"is This Name Given By The Manufacturer Or Users? by Jaykizz(m): 3:30pm On Jul 15, 2013
adefash: we can understand why they call pencil light,orobo,big dady,etc these names.but what brought about honda evil spirit?
D funny thing is, how many people can distinguish among theses Honda products? I guess we aint that much. But is Honda Accord Crosstour the same as evil spirit? I thought anaconda and evil spirit were the same.
Car TalkRe: Is Honda Evil Spirit Same As Honda Anaconda by Jaykizz(op): 3:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
pannyman: Even the Honda staff won't be able to help you. Those names are Nigerian nicknames for the Honda Accord generation of 2008 to 20012.lol.
Now I get it better sha. All you need do is to know the model and type of car you want to buy.fenks all the way wink
Car TalkRe: Is Honda Evil Spirit Same As Honda Anaconda by Jaykizz(op): 3:20pm On Jul 15, 2013
lonelydora: They call it different names in different locations. It's the same Accord which started from 2008. The names are Talk About, Evil Spirit, Anaconda, Anya Ukpana(i.e Grasshopper eye)etc, depeneding on where you reside in Nigeria.
Tanx, coz even the Honda Baby-Boy I know we call in lag, a friend pointed it to me and said it was Honda Hennessy when I was in nasarawa state. Got confused that moment.
Car TalkRe: Which Is Built And Designed Better For Nigerian Roads, Honda CRV Or Toyota RAV4 by Jaykizz(op): 3:13pm On Jul 15, 2013
grin
richt75: i love your thread so far. i am considering having any of the above as my first car. i have never owned a car before and still have to learn from the driving school on how to be perfect with driving. just want to know the best for a beginner.
grin cheesy tanx bro! Thumbs up. Much info is needed so as not to be misled. That is why I love nairaland grin
RomanceRe: The Temptation Of Cheating. (how Do You Deal With It) by Jaykizz(m): 9:03pm On Jul 14, 2013
MRbrownJAY: a very simple thing to do is to BE HONEST AND TELL YOUR PARTNER ABOUT IT. if she knows whats happening in your head (or pants) it will be easier to solve the issues with you. if a man could solve such issue on his own then this wouldnt be a problem to begin with.
- it will let her understand that there is a crisis in your union
- it will let her understand that you are attracted to someone else (even if only sexually)
- it will put you in a position where cheating will be thrice as hard to achieve.
- it will help you question (and answer) your possible actions MATURELY with her.
- it will help your union grow closer or bound deeper, due to the trust and honesty that is required to communicate with your partner about such stuff. remember, a gal who gets mad and attacks you, when you tells such stuff, is damn fool!
I laff in indian...d very day u tell ur gf what u typed above, that's the very day the bricks u used to build ur relationship will begin crumble...
RomanceRe: Is It Offensive To Stare At A Woman's Bum Bum?? by Jaykizz(m): 8:44pm On Jul 14, 2013
Bro there is notin bad at staring at a woman's azz...every guy does it (atleast to appreciate God's creation). But d bad one there is you staring while driving...stop dat habit bro, it can lead u to ruin.
Car TalkWhich Is Built And Designed Better For Nigerian Roads, Honda CRV Or Toyota RAV4 by Jaykizz(op): 1:03pm On Jul 14, 2013
grin I'm planning to get one of the above. Personally I don't know which is more preferrable on nigerian roads but it seems the two are very good.
Fellow nairalanders, I need your advices asap which will be well appreciated. Please, if you have used any of the above previously, kindly state how the vehicle has been fairing so far and the likely kind of problems you've encountered from its use.
However share the good sides of the cars aswell.
Car TalkIs Honda Evil Spirit Same As Honda Anaconda by Jaykizz(op): 12:33pm On Jul 14, 2013
grin I used to think the two cars are different not until I was trying to make enquiry online.but the pix I saw read 'honda evil spirit (aka anaconda).'
My car friends, I have been trying to distinguish between the two but can't find a clear difference on google. So I have decided to come here, to seek more knowledge about the car so that I can add to my knowledge. cheesy
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzD1c7IrdLGTRsIR-hjEFVpyEQzvQZ0xCsy1OPXCI391X6iWFrmNek9y_95g
RomanceRe: Must Your First Love Be Your True Love ? by Jaykizz(m): 4:23pm On Jul 05, 2013
So far in my life, my first lover was my true lover. Dat I'l marry her, na lie! Coz she made me undastand d oda parts of relatnshps. To lov truly nau sef na probs. Coz ma eyes dy always clear smal tym I enta relationshps.
RomanceRe: What Would Make You Quit A Relationship?.... by Jaykizz(m): 9:04pm On Jun 05, 2013
If she stops lovin me, makin sacrifices 4 me n distances hersef 4rm me.
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother's Fiancée Is In love With Me by Jaykizz(m): 6:29pm On Jun 02, 2013
Chocboyslim: Honestly, i don't know what to do.....My elder bro wife to be is dying for me & my only brother who trusted me so much never notice it.

All this started when i celebrated my birthday last year & my elder bro funded everything such as drinks,foods etc, except the cake & the party house decoration which was funded by his fiancee. She even bought me a 'Rolex stone watch' as a birthday gift right before my brother.

I never knew that she had feelings for me then, until one fateful morning, when she blew it open by sending me 'morning love texts' confessing that she loves me & will do anything to make me happy. First time i saw the text, i thought it was a mistake, that she wanted to send it to my bro but when i call to confirm, she told me that the text was for me. At first i couldn't say anything, i was speechless, never believed it until when i met her one on one in my bro absent that she make it clearer to me that she was madly in love with me & even ended it up with a hot kiss.

Honestly, my brother's fiancee is truly beautiful that no man can resist her easily & my bro who trusted me so much never noticed dis.......

what should i do? Should i make this known to my bro or should i keep it secret & enjoy her ?

Pls am confused now, need your advise!
nairalanders at it again. Next, it'l b ur mum dat loves u. How wil u feel wen u here ur younga broda is dating ur fiancee? Mscheew! #steps out in annoyance#
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Case Study Of A Job Seeker's Life by Jaykizz(m): 6:23pm On Jun 01, 2013
I wil candidly advice u do wat u feel is right within u.

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