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C dis epileptic guy wey dy form say he get hand wey he fit use slap babe...
BTW, y gal go slap u? U no sabi use wisdom ni? Evn if u wana tel ur gf d meanest of tins der's a way u start dat wnt get her hurt or less hurt. She felt hurt n embarrassd dats y she gav u dat resoundin slap.
Nxt tym u'l learn au to talk to a lady. Mscheeeeeeeewwww!

Crown Prince: do I have the feeling that you are exploring another person matrimonial responsibility on the internet @ d-explorer?
Nevertheless I wish the best species of the female gender,modern day cleopatra,the quintessential lady of purpose,the only angel purposely dwelling on earth for my sake, the finest creature modified by the creator on a public holiday. I wish you many years of mortal experience in my care.

CONFIRMED!! Dyt n Crown Prince ar getin wedded vry soon.

Apy bday DYT! Wisin u llnp in gud health n wealth. Wer d parry@ n do av a blast! MHR...GGMUB.

Emmy9ite: When people say 'love is blind' i just laugh at them coz my love can see without glasses.
Here are three things i can never do for love
-I can NEVER die for love/a girl. (I know Jesus did it for me)
-I can NEVER tell a girl 'I love you more than my mum' (so dumb)
-I can NEVER kneel down and beg a girl. (no matter how the offence is serious)

over to you_

dats ur opinion bro. It isnt general. Bt u made d topic general dats y i pipd in here. Nways gud1 coz I almst agree to wat u said...jst dat I'v neva tld ma mom I luvd her b4.

Mbanu! Kant u guyz leav dbanj alone? Abeg free d guy mak he enjoy hin time n money. Notin lasts foreva.

Shugamania: So i'll be starting my final exams on monday and am thinking of ways 2 spend the wait before youth service already; take up a vocation perhaps, I just dont wanna be idle. Suggestions pls.. How did u spend those few months before ur nysc posting?

nl wil surely do u a hell of company + ur wknds spent watchn futbal matches + hangin out wit ur gf in d evnins.

Lizzylois: Am finer than this girl na.jstmytot.

Babe u 2 fyn, I dy tel u. Neva knew ladies upload dia pix here. I'm usd to d onila's, ileke-idi, freetoto (sory, I mean freecocoa), slimyem,...,dat r faceless n yet dy claim to b d mst bintiful gals on d face of d earth. My 2cents to u liz.

nikkyshyne: @190, nothing special about annita19.

nikky it's nt a mst u b jealous o...dat anita babe is damn........fiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeee.....

190: abeg abeg abeg!!

u all are all dumB!!!

now i know why you people seat your arse all day behind pcs chasing ugly girls arund romance section

seeking means of livelihood cos most of em are stark ugly anyway!!

anyway d pweetiest girl ive ever set my eyes on since my 9 years of been in dis forum is this girl

now guys make no offence, im in total control of her account and the email address registered 2 her account too

we actually datin so if u tink u can send her messages, you know my mouth

insults straight up and u would only end up wasting your time so u all better stick 2 ur iyatrustee;s freecocoas and slimyems and whoeva and lemme quietly do my thing

heres her pic

https://www.nairaland.com/annita19

after this everyone shut the hell up!!


btw shes at the left

anita check ur fb if u see this u got mail

JEEZ, Av bn starin at her pix 4 d past 30mins. Dat gal is damn fyn...

Dondav: You got it @skillz... I love that girl!! I just can't e-express the feeling!!

Ogugua na fyn chick anyday anytym.

Dondav: Look at my face! Does it look like I'm kidding?

So Dondav is david? I KNW U VRY WELL BRO!

Dondav: She's OLD...
I'll go for @cindyrella anyday!!!

D two of em r rily pweety. Bt I stil prefa pweety julie coz she seems to b well endowd compard to d 1st lady.

Mrs.Chima:
Just like your daddy left your mammy? You are now the boy of the house.

Bittersweet moment for ya huh?

I aint a daddy's boi biatch! I'm a man. BTW, u mst b 1 hell of a liability to shima coz ur mouth neva stops runin lyk a rickety vehicle dat nids servicin.

born2fuck: no,it is freetoto

ROTFLMAOO!!

Wisdytech: FREEcocoa, (hmmmmmm, i always wonder wht is free in her...mayb her pu*****)
JAYKIZZ (who do u wanna kisss? Man, it should be d DEVIL inside hElLfIrE)

lmao, guy wetin na?

Blue moon: Ugba!!!! with lots of canda, crayfish and dryfish its been ages

sory wat's dis meal? N au do u prepare dis? N bsyds, is dis a vry gud meal to b taken weneva u r on a dinner date?

Guyz I was 1 of d early posters on dis thread bt I rily faild at commentin n folo-ups. Neva knew der were nl getogedas at d various camps. Bt I was postd to nasarawa n d place was ok. Any nasarawa guy/lady shld mak a remark. Wld luv.

OmoKhary: Oh...beans...how lovely thou hart!!!i love beans!esp. beans and fried plantain!
Don't like pap or custard,yuck!the thought of it sends slime down my throat

N dats y d sayin 1 man's meat is anoda man's poison applies to evry1. I luv pap n custard vry much. Bt BEANS, TUFIAKWA!

brito: I love eating beans, esp in the evening

Lol, so dat u get to delete evry virus in ur system early mo mo d nxt day ba? To evn add to ma reasns, beans mak u FART unconsciously! Nfat it maks u go to toilet spontaneously weneva u'v ad too much a dose of it.

beqs101: I don't like BEANS or anything made with it ooo. But i still eat it once in a while cuz of someone hence,i didn't use the H word.

Hmm, I gues we av more beans eaters dan non-eaters. Beans jst isnt ma tin. U try sha say u stil dy eat am once in a blue moon.