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I avnt don any silly thing 4 luv dat I kan rememba... Bt 4 nyashin, I don do wel wel
I wld climb ma neighbours fence (4rm d bak so dat I dnt get caught n I dnt want any1 seein me dat I entad dia aus coz me no say na police go kom arrest me coz her parents strict die! ) n go ahead to F..U.CK d gal in her house n wen I here d sound of dia gate, I'l run tru d bak door n climb away to ma own aus

ROTFLMAO!!! Funy indeed.

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Killz.

~Killz~

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Mr..Cork (all 300 of them )

Leobreezy: *sigh* I still remember my first luv back in sec schl. I was in ss3 and she was in ss2. Thought she was d most beautiful thing in d world. It was funny d way we ended up 2geda. I really loved her so much even though she was popular amongst d "goats" in my area 4 d wrong reasons. Most peeps felt she was a slut bt i neva saw her dat way, she was really nice though and completely diffrnt frm wat people villified her 2 be. In d end it didn't last more dan 5 months. I broke up with her cuz i felt she was hiding a lot of things frm me and being too secretive when all i wanted was 4 her 2 confide in me. Pffft, life goes on i guess.

Wat's 'pffft'?

kandiikane: It's the new skintone hype. Get in the know.

Stil lost

B4 we knew osupa (as he's popularly cald), pasuma was d hit in fuji music. B4 dm, we had d likes of Adewale Ayuba, Jide Chord, Kwam 1, Barrister, Collington n d likes. However, dis artiste won dia fans wit dia dif style of fuji. For instance, I'm n wil always b a huge fan of 'Sir Shina Peters' coz of his style of music wen he came out which took nigerians by storm n evrybody luvd listenin to d afrojuju maestro.
Over d past decade, it has bin a thug of war btw d duo of Pasuma n Osupa. However, both of dem differ in varyin context in dia style of music, use of lyrics, personality/oda artiste dy mingle wit, dia lyf as celebrities n d futbal teams dy support. I mst say dat no conclusion will b made as rgad who d better person in fuji music is between d pair.
As regads dia style, Pasuma is purely an 'Entertainer'. He sings wit swags n he uses d latest 'ajasas/swags in vogue' to entertain his listeners. As 4 Osupa, he is wel grounded in d yoruba language as he uses a lot of yoruba adages n proverbs + he sings wit a lot of sense to me - hence, ppl say he sings more sense dan pasuma who purely fantasizes which I agree.
As rgads dia lyrics, Osupa is more watchful of wat he sings compard to Pasuma. (dnt wana go into details).
As rgads dia personality, Pasuma has bn able to mingle wit several other artistes. Be it english musicians, dancers, actors n actresses n d lot. Infact, he has bn seen actin so many yoruba n eng dramas compard to osupa. He's no longa dat street guy dat fyts bt nau a gentle man. So as rgads personality, pasuma wins ma vote.
Bein a celebrity, pasuma as gon farther dan osupa aswel. Dis kan truly b justified as pasuma tuk part in d 1st edition of 'CELEBRITY TAKES 2', comin 3rd in d competitn n also finishin ahead of several notable celebrities such as Tara Fela Durotoye, Omotola Ekehinde Jolaade, Sound Sultan n d likes. To add mor to dis, he is a nign ambassador. Osupa neva achieve dis fit yet.

As human beins n futbal luvas, we supot d team we lyk. Mysef n pasuma supot d same team which automaticaly draws me a bit to paso

FUJI LOVERS n Guyz out der, I'm nt tryin to conclude on who's beta. Al I want us to c is dia differences n au oda artiste n outside lookers rgad dm. Dis wil enable us nt to argue blindly about d beta. I'l drop my handle, leavin u guyz to decide who truly is beta btw dm. Ur contrbutns wil b wel appreciatd.

To al dos dat ar askin if sec skul stdnts dy nl, YEAH DM DY! I was in 3diff cafes at 3diff tyms n gues wat d sec skul stdnts wer doin online? NL! As 4 me, I dnt do nl in public coz I fear 4 masef nt bein seen.
Wel, I av to say dis yrs waec result has bn beta dan d previous yrs, tanx to d internet dat givs stdnts ready made ans to d qstns dy r given. So I dnt expect d internet freaks to av much probs wit ext exams coz u get ans to evrytin on d internet nau.

@OP:
Ask her about it. If she tels u odawise, sebi u av d guy num? N d pix? Shw ur facts so dat d truth settls itsef. It nau dpends on u if u stil want her or nt if she was truly d 1. Evn if u'd acept her bak, plz dnt make it any easy o!

Vessel4christ: I am a phone engineer.

I was checking a customer's phone, after repairing it, i came across my girlfriend's Unclad pictures on it.

We are into a very serious & God-governed 4years relationship. To me she's a virgin & we only kissed once (an act that led to 2-days prayer for forgiveness).

This pictures are very recent because the fracture on her hand (which i can see in the pictures) got there about 3months ago.

I copied those pictures but wont upload it for ethical reasons.

Don't know what to do.

Ask her about it. If she tels u odawise, sebi u av d guy num? N d pix? Shw ur facts so dat d truth settls itsef. It nau dpends on u if u stil want her or nt if she was truly d 1. Evn if u'd acept her bak, plz dnt make it any easy o!

As 4 me, I dnt prove to any chick again say I get money. Evn if I get I dy always bone ni o. Jst to take her out once or twice a month, buy her sometin nice wen she least expects (bdays n oda special days excluded), recharge her phone wen I want, call her evryday n send her small money ONLY if she's broke.
If I c say she no fit cope, I U-Turn. N bsyds , I dnt go out wit any lady dat demands anytin 4rm me. We go out n I ask wat she wants (wen I don size wer I fit afford at dat point in tim).

Back den in sec skul, I badt gan! Dated so many gals dat on a particular occassn, exactly a wk afta I toast dis babe (n she gree o), I kon toast am again . It was dn she tld me I askd her out d wk b4 n she acceptd.
Der was dis babe dat was d mst bintiful gal in ma skul (she won d price den, durin inter-house sports competitn). She was in ss1 n I was a class ahead. 3 ss3 guyz beat me den untop d babe (mesef na bigboy...na grp beatin sha so I dy always surrenda). Evn 2 of our teachers sef dy ask d babe out dat tym 4 u to knw as d babe fyn reach.
Jst a pity I kant rememba al dia names nau (atleast, I rememba bukky, dami, sade, basirat, kemi, dammy, toyin, deola, tomike, bimbo, tope...).
Wat I rily wana brng out in dis is jst dat: "dos dat wer pretty den to us end up nt bein cool nau. dy wont evn reach ma average mark. Yl dos dat wer inferior den ar d hot chicks nau o."

Youngzedd: Sincerely speaking I fall in love with my prefect while I was the Asst Academic Prefect of my school in SS 3 in the year 2010.
She was the prefect and I was the Assistant.
But I never wanted to disturb her and her studies, I never told her although we seat together in the class but, it's too hard for me to say that, aaah too hard.

After our graduation, she travelled to Oweeri Imo state, I do call her and She also call me.

Just last month She came to visit her brother in Onitsha, She told me on phone that She is coming and I went to pick her up, when went to a cool place to drink and have fun, for almost a year we meet last.

During my secondary school days, my mind told me then She fill the same way I fill for her but She didn't mention, her behaviour towards me shows that.

But my greatest fear is that She may go for another man. After I have fall for her.

I tell you She is the best woman any man can ever have as a wife.

She took me as a brother then.

You know how things changes, She may leave me after She is through with her tertiary education, although both of us are about to enter this year, our results are okay.

I need your advise on how to tackle this issue on my mind that She may go for another man.

U b mu...mu! Abeg avnt we warnd seun to stp registerin smal boyz here? Dat wan no b luv, na crush.

kandiikane: I like blue women

lmao! Kandi dear...which wan b blue women o?

A vry gud nollywood n gollywood story. Kip d flag flyin.

Idowuogbo: Poster...Dat babe is sharp! Forget.. Na cash and carry u land o! D joke is...after spending heavily on her, to view her left bweast u probs need to buy her range rover. She ain't messing wiv no broke nigga!

U sure say u b woman ba ?

Kockane: Play d game her way? Are you sure you have a d*ck between ur legs @ all? Wat sorta man allows a woman dictate to him?

num 1, u no lyk am, y run afta her?
Num 2, u wan chop pussy, y nt ur gf dat atleast u ar safe wit?
Num 3, wat if she's doin u gud by warnin u dat she has std or hiv?
My recommendatn to u is dat u visit d 'SLUTS DEN' (prostitutes cave). U'l get evrytin cheaper over der n u'l go as many rounds as u want so far u av cash n u wnt evn nid to feed dm.

Idowuogbo: Really? Okay!

u avnt shard urs. Bt d vry 1st day I saw ur name up here, I lafd til my fone fell 4rm me hand.

Idowuogbo: D Negro d betta for me.

lol...I dnt picture u bein fair id, @least brown, if nt chocomilo. So y do u prefa a negro?

davidcobi: Does it matter?

Lets jst say it 'matas' 4 d fun of it.

Legit1: All of the above,as long as she has a hole and not transgendered

but u'l av preference no mata wat bro. Jst try n tink which turns u on d mst. Esp wen dy r unclad

fresh_dude: Neither. I prefer them complexionless. I like to see their blood vessels, and muscles and tissue and cells. Does that help?

bros abeg no help derail dis thread na. It'l b much fun if we cntinu our discusn.

el-Macho:
I prefer dark ladies, i dnt just know why, am a fair guy. But ladies with fair skin irritates me. I'v dated jst one n many dark ladies, on the other hand, dark ladies do fancy fair guys

I naturaly get attractd to dem evn though I'm dark. I dy tel u, fair babes no dy move me an inch. Na d chocomilo ones dy do me 'gisgis'

190*:
my girlfriend isnt called mzdark skin for nothing!!

JEEZ! Are u serious?!

Idowuogbo: Wots funny about Idowuogbo?

it's sounds sumhow fetish to me.

I lov dark ladies!!! Dnt knw y bt fair ladies dnt jst tun me on lyk em dudus (dark ones). D funy tin is dat d fair ones get appreciatd d mst n I always wonda y.
EMINI TEMI O, apon bepo re okin se omo mi o. Ki omo na dabi chocolate gan gan loma make e.
Lol, Plz dnt mind wat I wrote above. Jst advocatin 4 d dark skinnd ladies. Guyz which 1 u prefa?

WOMEN O!!!
Dy av to luk afta dia huby n children on d responsibility aspect which aint easy.
Dy get cheatd by dia boyfriends atleast once in evry relatnshp.
Guyz mstly brk d relatnshp directly or indirectly, vry few cases wil a woman brk d relatnshp.
Dy av to live a responsibl life atleast to dia children no mata au irresponsible a man presents himsef to b to his family.
Dy r mor emotional dan guyz - hence, dy dnt get to knw a guy who truly hides his characta.
JST MA OPINION O

webcam: I ASKED MY FIANCE FOR A SEPERATION BECAUSE SHE IS SHORT TIME THINKER AND SHE IS VERY STURBORN ... AFTER 2YEARS PLUS...IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES WHAT WOULD YOU DO??...AM I TOO HASH FOR MY DECISION?IS IT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR SEPERATION WITH YOUR FIANCE COZ SHE IS SHORT TIME THINKER AND SHE IS VERY STURBORN??

If u kant deal wit dat flaw of hers dn it's beta bein separatd rada dan patchn tinz up til marriage (u myt regret eva meetn her if u guyz marry o). N bsyds, bein fiance n fiancee 4 bout 2yrs mean u'v tried to pester to adjst bt she wasnt wilin to.

Wen u ar ready, u'l cm bak here to finis u story. Nice storyline though.

#CLAPS#
GD 1 4RM MR 190. I gv u ma HI-5.

Focus on d thins u love doin n b happy always. If it doesnt wk out as wishd den I gues u rily nd to get into d mkt 4 a bf bt plz dnt b desperate n tak tinz slowly so dat u dnt get any mor hearthaches too quickly.

Kockane: Hi guys, I need ur help urgently. Derz this cute fair Akwa Ibom chick I got hooked up with thru a colleague @ work, bb tinz. We got talking and were so into each oda after a coupla days, hung out last friday nyt, spent sum cash, and we ended up in ma hotel room for the nyt. The walls of Jericho came down but she didn't allow me into Jerusalem, if you know what I mean. I actually started liking d girl wich was why I wasn't in a rush to poke her in the first place.

We agreed we'd be hooking up this wednesday agn (2moro) to see a movie and hopefully, I'll get to d promised land thereafter and everything seemed so perfect till ystdae she pinged me telling me I had to send her moni to make her hair if not, she wldnt cum. I was mad, like WTF? Does dis girl fink I'm a fool or what? I'm not sum mega-rich dude, buh I'm okay by all means. I asked her to come first, dat'll give her d moni wen we see, she no gree, and has subsequently stopped chatting wiv me as usual.

Ordinarily, I'd have vexed and deleted d b*tch off ma bb, end it dere, not minding d amount I've spent but I don't want to give up just yet. I actually do mind d moni I've spent and dis is a girl it'll pain me if I end up losing out cuz she obviously finks she has jammed a mugu. All I wanna do is play my cards ryt and poke dis girl b4 she leaves town. She told me she'll be leaving on friday, 2day is tuesday already. Help me out guys, I need tips.

Guy na wa 4 u o. U wan cheat babe n babe shw u say she smart pass u, u kon dy para say u no wan leave am nau. No b chop u wan chop am b4?
I wonda which sensible persn wil stil wana b wilin to lay his cock 4 sale at any tin in btw d skirt in dis STD age...
If u wana f.u/ck, den play d game her way else, back out!