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Hmmmm...tough tinz. Bt lemme share wit u my exp: i knew n lykd dis lady a lng tym ago n b4 i knew it, 1 of ma closest friends askd dis gal out n i felt bita den (we wer stil pretty young den). Nt only did he ask her out but he went ahead to get her deflowerd n he flauntd dis wit me (evn felt mor bitter wen i heard dat, esp dat he dint luv her as i tut he shld). Al d yl i gav dm dia space until dy wer separatd n my tym came.
Although i neva tld d guy i datd dis babe coz we went apart to dif univasities bt i trust d babe wld av tld him. Although we r no longa togeda bt i admit i luv her vry much n she does. I'm evn stil tinkin of getin togeda wit her once mor.
In essenc, it doesnt rily mata to me coz evn if u leav her n go 4 anoda gal, wat's d probability dat anoda of ur fwend wld av slept wit her unknown? She knws dat u knw dat ur friend has slept wit her n she stil fynds it to b intimate wit u. BRO GROW UP, she loves u man!

cantell: Ever heard of the word diffusion?

It's nt because he spoke to her ear dat made her shrink bt it's because he came so close to her. I wonda wat wld av apnd if d guy went 4 d lip. . .

cantell: Ever heard of the word diffusion?

It's nt because he spoke to her ear dat made her shrink bt it's because he came so close to her. I wonda wat wld av apnd if d guy went 4 d lip. . .

LEXAD: oh, i see that some people have to speak [or write] slowly so that the slowpokes like you can understand what they mean.
first of all, they would have engaged in usual talk, face-me-i-face-you kind of way. that indeed would be enough for the gal to perceive any mouth odor from the guy.
second of all, for her not to be able to perceive anything until he comes that close tells me two things:
-that the guy's mouth odor is not the unbearable type
-that the gal has a pitifully poor sense of smell
OH YES, THERE'S A VITAL THIRD...
-that her nose hears and her ears perceive! [this should have even been the first]

RUBBISH. DON'T GO AND DEVELOP YOURSELF. KEEP LOOKING OUT FOR WHAT WOULD DISQUALIFY OTHERS WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF DIRTY LINEN YOURSELF!!!

K. LEMME TEL HER ON YA BHALF.

Loskee: does your ear now perceive smell?

Y u mumu reach dat level huh?!!! Do I av to explain dat som odours are extremely bad dat yl d persn movs a bit closa to u u'l stat perceivin it? U gullible gan o o o...

cindyrella: Guy Abeg Forget that thing oh.. me and smell no dey settle at all..

hahahahahaha...k o...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]But on a very serious note, how much is tom tom? [/color]

Abi o o o. . .

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What is the distance between the ear and the nose, and what is the speed of smell?[/color]

He go badt gan if d babe don dy perceive d smel wen d guy put him mouth close to her ear. I'm sure tryin to kiss her wil b a no-go area 4 ma fwend, lwkm!

kpolli: so her ear can smell

Na so u gullible reach So if persn fart bsyd u na until u pt ur nose to d persn yansh na den u go persiv d smell?
Gues u shld knw dat perceivin d odour jst wen he pts his mouth close to her ear shows d extend of d odour, ODE!

Goldieluks:
Lmao....


OP I don't know what I would do in such situation,cause
I might even slap his face by mistake. Toothpaste/mint gum/mint don finish for market?? Lol!

Ha! U go dy vex gan o...can u hurt a fly...Nt to talk of a Big Fyn Boi

cindyrella: Ewwww yuck

@topic
If i was the lady.. i will draw back quickly and ask him, guy wetin dey smell like this?

NA BIG BOY O O O WEY GET EVRYTIN WOMAN WANT.

paix: He only spoke into her ear. What would have happened if he kissed her?

INCINERATOR/SOAK-AWAY TINZZ!

Walala: I have a huge house in Lagos and will be returning from USA to serve in Lagos so any corper (females only) that need accommodation should contact me asap and I will assist. Can only take in maybe 7 people at the most. You don't have to pay me anything for the duration . I am just helping out because Things are hard in Lagos. I also have multiple cars so we can arrange movement.

This NYSC thing is suffer-head because when i went to register in Abuja, the hustle was too much not to talk of a year of suffering in that Lagos Heat. I am scheduled to return to Lag on June 28th for picking up call up letter and then camp follows the week after but I am willing to pay someone who can do all this nonsense for me. Coming from America, I cant stay in no school or share bathroom e.t.c

Please i need a hook up with ppl who attend camp on peoples behalf. I already have someone who is going to do the one year thing for me.

Hustling tinz bro! U'd get usd to it. Welcom to 9ja!

onila: am a virgin

Onila y do u lyk flauntin dis V stuff? Pt dat asyd mak we hear word. Plz u beta dan flauntin dat about. We dnt nd to knw evrytym dat u r.

Onila can I c 1 of ur pix plz?? Coz d way u brag about ur beauty maks me tingalingaling of ur luks.

ijebabe: Erm, english fail you? Kiss comes after the talk na!

Probably if u wer my teacher.