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~Bluetooth:
None of the above but I'm untouchable.I get lot of threats even some guy traced my Ip to my fb account,then I told him you aint gonna get to me !

So na jus mouth u get...otie le rara. Shiiioooorrr!

ogbeche77: You may be right, as I also think someone like debosky is in his early 50's, enjoying his pension with his kids in Toronto, Ogugua88 schools in upper Alaska, BEAF is Reno Omokri:Special adviser to GEJ on new media, Mclatunji is the baba adinni of the local mosque in his community, Ileke idi has never visited Nigeria, she spends alot of time on local websites, no wonder she knows the little about ekiti today, Idowuogbo happens to be a introvert, her character in real life is a complete opposite of what we know on nairaland

JEEEZZ! U myt b corekt oo...esp to dat of idowuogbo n ileke-idi.

BusHouse: The most ROMANTIC african FOOD i know is HOT S*X that is the FOOD for LOVE.

BusHouse: The most ROMANTIC african FOOD i know is HOT S*X that is the FOOD for LOVE.

#SHOCKD#

Idowuogbo: correct! isi-ewu and odeku to flush d mena mena

kai! am droooling o!

Drool out maam!

Idowuogbo: correct! isi-ewu and odeku to flush d mena mena

kai! am droooling o!

Drool out maam!

If wont sinc i'm a mature man. N i knw dat once she don gree, na me go dy in charge so i wont sinc ma mind tels me she lyks me n der r signs bakin dat aswel.

It is advisable dat evry single lady b4 her mid 30s go 4 singl men yl dos in dia mid 30s kan stil go 4 divorcd men coz dy myt nt c a single man.

swtchicgurl: Sadly, i find public proposals (as in marriage), which most ladies think is cute, funny and disturbing too, cos i'm kinda shy . But, that's me.

Guys, do u think ladies prefer public proposals?

Ladies, which is your choice and why?

Positive comments please

I tink almst evry lady wil prefa d private proposal. I'd evn feel embarassd as a guy to do such in public.

ritchboy: It doesn't matter if Maicon played golf for the last two seasons, his form from the previous seasons will never be replicated ever again!

Villa/Eto'o is 50-50-ish. Ibra? Seriously?

Yeah Ibra! My choice dude.

gree-die:
havent u heard d saying? Dt a wise person learns from d experience of others??

naa...d only 1 av heard is dat 'experience is d bst medicine' #winks

Nickonomakaveli: [color=#990000][/color] gk cech
Df:alves terry vidic marcelo
Mf:yaya xavi ronaldo messi
Fw drogba gomes

It's obvious u are a chelsea fan! Au do u wana rate cech above vandersar or casillas or buffon? N bsyds drogba is nt anywer near eto's class. Gomez sef...wud evn go 4 huntelaar in d bundesliga.

Kambinachi: i'm not a guy... but i've never really subscribed to anyone/society/organisations telling people what their appearance ought to be for it to be acceptable. yes, keep you hair neat and tidy, but it really doesn't have to be kept low simply because everyone else tells you to keep it low. if you keep your hair tidy, and the rest of your appearance tidy, i am sure organisations would be more concerned about the value you are adding to them as a corporation than the measurement of your hair length

as a female with natural hair, i get the least love from my fellow africans who make comments like "why not do something with your hair" or some comments like that... and i feel really bad when i hear women say they have "emergency wig" to wear to work between hairstyles, because their natural hair is "unprofessional"... i think that's really a pathetic state of affairs when you think long flowing hair is more professional than your natural curls, just because society feeds you with that.

anyway, coming back to guys... i miss the days when guys used to comfortably rock afros. now i see guys with growth of like 1cm or less, and people are wondering if they don't have a barber in town

N dats tru sha...u rily mst prefa lukin natural dan usin artificial make-ups. Wel, ppl cal it TREND. We folo d trend bt it'l b disgustin to trim dis my hair sha wen I start workin coz i don invest in am die.

gree-die:
must i

btw, its gree-die....

Ooops! Sowy...bt au kom u jst said al dat if nt...?

Godmother: @OP
I hope u re a virgin becos it wnt make much sense for u to expect to a girl that has slept with one guy wen u have slept with countless. What happens to d girls you slept with then.

Karma never lies, my brother. You reap what u sow. If u go about being a "stud" in ur younger years then expect to get a girl like u and love her for who she is.

God is not sleeping, dear. After 'going' everywhere dnt expect a miracle

I aint a JACKASS n U said it ryt maam!

Apy New Month to al Nairalanders in general!!!
In a lng yl nau, we'v seen diff kynda love music in d naija music industry...bt we want to talk about ur alltime top 5 love songs sang by nigerians. Mine wil b listed below 4rm my 5th to my very 1st (ascendin order)

5). KOWALE - IDRIS ABDULKAREEM (dat track always reminds me of dos tyms i mis ma hobby)
4). ONE NAIRA - M.I. (Walahi Waje rily kild dat combo wif m.i. It's rily tru dat money doesnt dtamin lov)
3). DID I - LAGBAJA (d song inspires me weneva i'm wit her...i mean lov d track n i cant stp tinkin n singin d lyrics evrytym)
4). TAKE ME HIGHER - JEREMIAH GYAN & ASHA (WOW!!! D best duet i'v listnd to by nigerians n also afta celine dion's duet titld beauty n d beast. D combo kild evrytin in me. It maks me flowth in d air weneva i here dis duet n it maks me tink bout notin else but ma hobby. Rily lukin 4 more songs btw u bot

1). N ma best...hmmmmmnnn...ppl wil b surprisd coz d song is nt d most popular song. It's...

...KAUNAR ALLAH - JEREMIAH GYAN Feat M.I. Version. (Arguably he's ma best artiste 4 9ja +{mr lagbaja}...i was thorn btw choosen dis n 'Take Me Higher' at num 1 bt i realisd i prefad dis. D lyrics kild d song. Evrytin bout dis song was perfect. JEREMIAH THUMBS UP! U'v got fans dat lov ur style of music. Plz carry on bro...expectin mor 4rm u in d future MUUUAAAARRRR!!!)

Can u kindly list urs below as a way of sharin d brotherhood among us on NL?

gree-die:
^^^ lol
nd u guys ve a problem wit dis? Arent u d ones dat discourage girls from preserving der virginity wt all ur lectures abt it bein lack of opportunity, stinginess, etc...i tot experienced kitty is d best? So y complain

lol...greedy u mst b talkin 4rm experienc...wel but dat doesnt nau mean d lady shld gv it to mor dan 20guyz on an average 20tyms (which I knw is stil an undastatement).
In my own lil opinion, it dereps d lady evn mor, I mean given it to just 3guyz (countless tyms i dnt care) b4 her hobby is ideal.

ritchboy: ---------VDS----------

Maicon Puyol Vidic Lahm

Fabregas Xavi Iniesta

---------Messi---------

-----Villa--Ronaldo----

Maicon's form don drop 4 d past 2 seasons. Wud evn av chosen sergio ramos if nt 4 d fact dat mourinho switchd his role n dats y i pikd sagna. VILLA to me is no wer near ETO n IBRAH. But gud startin XI bro.

Lagusta: But wait, na tru yarns ooo, a lady has 20 bf's and each bleeps her kitty-kat about 20 times...... Just like buyin old rag at wranglers for £1500. Whats to enjoy in that? No value, no gain, no sweetness, NOTHING!!! Just a slacked kitty, sagged bo.obs and melanoma-like skin... #too much hate#

YES NA!!! N wen dy knw say u lyk dm na lie dm go lie say na jus 1 guy don enta dm b4...

Dyt: Foooolish ibo boi

Dyt: Foooolish ibo boi

ROTFLMFAO!!! Dyt u dy vex Bt dfend yasef na if d tin wisdom talk pain u.

Hi guyz, Jst had my new nairaland account. D former was Jide Oyadeyi which av dcided to stp usin 4 som reasons. Care to folo? U kan!

@richy:
[size=16pt]Good girl still exist
search for and you will see but if you couldn't see build it....lol[/size]

Lol...K OOO...BT WON SOWON SHA (dy r very few).

Mynd_44: The OP wants her

Naa...n evn if I wantd, I'd get disinterestd coz of her behaviour.

Dyt: so cos u hear guys in ur area r doin her makes it all true abi?
so dats now d factor dat determines a gd gal?

I no it isnt only dat bt if she isnt 20 n 5guys av already laid her (d fada n mama strict die n dnt knw bout dia daughtas adv...nfat, dm dy lock am 4 aus bt al ds guyz dy climb dia fence go do d gal), au many guyz go don do am wen she's 20? N dat goes aswel 4 almst evry nign lady.

tellwisdom: Take this thing to education section, we have good mathematicians there

lol...it'l also help bt I gues a lota ppl wil read dis thread here dan in d maths sectn. Wil do dat aswel sha, anyway tanx.

Mynd_44: And this my friends is the dumbest thread of th day.
OP step forward to receive your price

It's not a must u pokenose on ma thread! If u dnt av anyfin to contribute here, DEN STICK UR ASS TO UR THREAD BRO!!!

frederal: [color=#990000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]sometimes, i wonder.

YEAH! I wonder so much esp nau dat I nid a lng standin relatnshp.

Hi guyz, jst ad dis feelin bout d stand-out performers in each role in futbal ova d last decade. I knw dis wil definitly draw loadz of argument 4rm ppl bt i'd def state mine n tel u my reasons.

GOAL KEEPER: EDWIN VANDERSAR

DEFENDERS: BACARY SAGNA-CARLOS PUYOL-NEMANJA VIDIC-ASHLEY COLE

MIDFIELDERS: YAYA TOURE-XAVI-INIESTA

ATTACKERS: CRISTIANO RONALDO-IBRAHIMOVIC-MESSI

Like I said earlier, a lot of ppl wil doubt my selection bt vandersave has arguably bin d best goalkeeper leadin man utd to 3 ucl finals n winin consecutve trophies wit utd, stringin world class saves. In defense, i chose sagna as right back coz sinc his tym at arsenal, he has hardly bin beaten n wenger has bin so assurd of his performances which has seen him bench d lyks of ebuoe n hoyte. Puyol, cole n vidic av bin phenomenal to dia clubs title wins. In midfield, it's no doubt dat yaya has bin phenomenal 4 bot barca n city winin trofies n also playin a num of roles in midfield. Bt he is bst known as a def mid who runs forwad if he finds d space. Xavi n Iniesta were arguably d bst midfieldas in d past 5yrs winin UCL n evry oda title dy'v encountad 4 barca. In atak, i tink d bone of contention here wil b Ibra! Wel, he has provd himsef evry wer he playd evn in barca bt dy dint gv him d chanc lyk dy gav villa coz villa is spanish. Bt he has won trophies wit al d clubs he's playd 4, pikin highest goalscorer awards except at barca.

My honorary mentions goes to CASILLAS-DANI ALVES-PEPE-TERRY-EVRA-XABI ALONSO-FABREGAS-KAKA-ARJEN ROBBEN-SAMUEL ETO-WAYNE ROONEY

ok, lemme hear ur opinion n put down ur own startin 11 aswel.

Wearin a Gold Circle...

Hi guyz, it has been a norm or custom in our corporate organizations that all guyz shld kip dia hairstyle on a low cut. N i begin to ask masef, is it d organizatn 1 is workin wit dat tells 1 to kip it low or it's jst sumtin dat d society seem to b ryt Coz in mst cases nau, ppl blv bad boyz are d ones mostly wit long growin hairs on dia head.
Nid answers....

C me c trouble ooo...ma nxt door neighbours kid to me is a small gal of age 14, n she claims to av bin avin sex sinc age 10 wen her cousin dat she went on hols to visit deflowad her...
Infat nau ehn, guyz 4 ma area don dy blip d gal n i wonda, AT AGE 14!!!!!
Are der any decent nigerian gals out der??