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Mrs.Chima:
Exactly. Good hubby material.

U jus old notin dy upstairs! Wen u go to mak ur hair, do we eva complain? (coz we knw it'l mak u feel gud). Wen u hangout wit ur female-gossipin folks, do we cmplain? (coz it maks u fil gud). Wen u dmand sex, do we complain? Plz 90mins isnt 2 much to ask out of 10080mins (TEN THOUSAND N EIGHTY MINUTES) in a wk!!!

Mrs.Chima:
When Chelsea team had a match...I was invisible to Chima! But soon as the game ended...I was heeeeey baby....

I pretended like I didn't hear him the whole time!

C dis mumu woman o...so dm stil dy kal u baby U kon dy para! Mscheew! I blame SHIMA

Mrs.Chima:
Question, Is this a guy's thing in a relationship to ignore and focus on sports when they are in a relationship?

I have noticed during the Basketball Playoff....the men totally ignored their wives and girlfriends until the end of the game. What's up with that?

How come when we ignore you guys....we are having our periods...but when you guys ignore us especially during sports' season....it is a guy's thing and we just need to embrace it?

Why are you guys choosing sports over us?

Shima don do u strng tin abi? Anyway Me I cant leave arsenal coz of woman except say she wamt mak i blip am esp if i neva blip am b4.

I avnt seen Idowuogbo, Slimyem, Tashamania, Goldieluks, Rokiatu n Onila's comments on dis thread. Wetin apen guyz?

probably: Its very ok to ask a guy out instead of dying in silence. But, if the lady isn't wat I want I no go gree ooo. I had a friend, much older than me (abt 10 yrs), she asked me out and we started dating. After a while she come tell me say she isn't getting yunger and she wants a child frm me. Usain Bolt would have been proud of me. I run no look back oooo

HA! U just made me hit ma head on d floor afta burstin into lafta

Aiite.

I decided to farabela read tru d comments b4 I share my own n I'm rily amazd coz 4 d 1st tym, evry body made gud coments...

IMO, I agree der's notin bad in ladies askin a guy out but plz ladies, Knw ur Guy VERY WELL b4 u do so. Dnt wonda lustfuly at hm n tink he's ur tru bf, b patient enuf to knw his friends, movs n wat he does so dat u dnt fall a trap wen u r togeda(dat is if he agrees).
As rgads mysef, I'v ad 2 ladies who ad a crush on me in d past. D 1st showd it in her characta n I got d gist. I bhavd manly n took it 4rm wer she stpd n we enjoyd our time togeda. Bt lemme admit dat it was her mom dat got us separatd coz we ar of diff religion n we wer brought up in d same neighbourhood (we livd as neighbours anyway n ma mom n hers wer nt d bst in talkin termz truout). So we ad to quit bt she stil calls n snd me txts as I do. I stl av feelins 4 her n she does n I knw dat wateva god say wil b wil b.
D 2nd lady, ma ex-classmate yl in skul den walkd up to me n tld me to her face dat she likd me. However I wasn't in a rush coz I mst admit she wasnt d mst beautiful of ladies bt she's wel endowd n vry brilliant. So I took mytym to study her n afta about 7wks, 'I ASKED HER OUT PERSONALLY' evn wen I knew she confesd to me she likd me n I knew her ans was gona b a yes.
We broke up of recent, nt dat we ad a fyt bt because d distance was jst 2 much to bear nau dat we'v finisd schoolin.
I mst say dat bot of dm wer nic ladies n I ad dif encountas wit dm coz 1's weaknes seemd to b d odas strength. It has made me mov on absolutely wel n I tel u, av nt regretd avin sumtin to do wit dm.
As 4 d 1s I askd out, non seemd to eva stay. Silly tins wil apen n we ar off! I tink I prefa it wen a matured n wel-to-do lady asks me out coz I'l b safe with her so lng she has wat I want in a lady. N my vry gud friend is also a witness as to a lady askin a guy out coz dy'v bin datin nau 4 around 5yrs or more(although dy'v ad dia tough tyms aswel).

In essence, notin bad to me. Jst knw ur guy vry wel.

Dyt: i asked him ^ out

Are u damn serious dat u did?!!!

CORK GET UR SILLY DICK RYT HERE...U'V GET A SPECIAL GUEST!

Odunnu: To agree to meet me.

Odunnu: ever since I heard read he's got a 17'' bandoka (in his words) i havent had peace. I must chop that cane before I rest

N wat av u stil bin waitin 4?

Hi my fellow nairalanders...
It amazes me weneva I realize dat the 'ROMANCE SECTION' has bin BOMBARDED with all sorts of threads dat sometimes don't fit in the section. I'v also realised ovatym dat wen married couples ask or share dia problems wit nairalanders (esp in d romance sectn), d singles ar always d ppl commentin d most n also writin al sorts of crazy comments dat myt nt tally wit d qstn bein askd by d OP.
So I tut mayb to satisfy married nairalanders (n save dm 4rm ridicule esp 4rm d singles), mayb we nid a SECTION 4 dem so dat dy kan gist about dia married lives n share problems pertainin to marriage wit dia felo married nairalanders.
I do hope seun n d rest of d nairaland crew undastnd my plight...although we'l av to take a poll to support dis n seun u'l b doin a big favour by putin dis on d front pape.
Tanx!

Graduatd ova d pst yr nau bt neva stil go do ma nysc. Over dis period, nl has bn ma soulmate. Nfat I'm always d only 1 indoors n I dnt mind so long I'v got nl to crack ma ribs wif lafta. Wonda au I wld bhave wen I start my servic nxt month.

Jayboy124: Heartbreaker - Dolly Parton

Some Prisons Don't have Walls - Kenny Rogers

One of Us - Abba

Always on My Mind - Willie Nelson

I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton or Whitney Houston

Where'd You Go - Fort Minor

Lucille - Kenny Rogers

Need You Now - Lady Antebellum

You Are The Only One - Dolly Parton

It Must Have Been Love - Roxette ...

That's Where I Ought to be - Skeeter Davis

Gotta Get Along Without You - Skeeter Davis

The Story - Brandi Calile

Fernando - Abba

Dis songs u writin ar vry old. Abba, dolly partn, keny rogerr...u jst reminded me of ds guys.

T.stone:
Well, nice write up Lady Lawyer.thank God for such a great mum for such a brilliant advice. But I must ask you a question...as a christian, must you satisfy him in BED now?" Marriage is honourable in all but the bed undefiled" Heb 13:4. Thanks.

Walahi I swear dis nigga don shark ogogoro 4get say dis no b religious sectn bt na romance sectn.
U dnt nid al dat here bro.

gistcrunch: This goes to the critics. 1st and foremost, let those complaining bout da use of english put up a write up this good. ITK. 2ndly, people wey dey vex say I dey handsome, well, kill yourself. *tongues out* finally, the story never even start at all. Na still preamble be this and una don dey para. Juicy isn't it, I haven't even started the sexual excapades from home to office to inside toilet for eatery reach my own apartment. well, nothing is new under the sun, if you've not experienced it, doesn't mean it's fiction this is real. For all the haters. Get a new life, your life is boring. You spend too much time watching porn and "wanking" than praticalising what you've watched.

..So the gist continues..
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Guy continu abeg! Dis ppl wey dy yab u wil b quick to hail u wen u dn GIST us d sexcapades.

solbil: its ok. i asked for your honest opinion so its ok if you say yours. i just turned 24 i dont know if you still see that as a small boy? well she is my first attempt

U dint go bout it d right way den. It's beta to retreat 4 nau bt let her b seein u around lafin n playin wit fwendz yl u snub her completely. U'd c dat she'l stat focusin on u n by den, it'l al boil down to if u r stil nterestd.

intelligen: Hello pals, I am in my late twenties and have a girlfriend who I adore with passion. She adores me as well. Adding to that, I love her, but my issue with her is that she hardly calls or even flash me. Her usual excuse is that she rarely has air time. And even when I send her air time, she just calls to say "Thank you" and that will be it till she runs out of credit again. I have complained several times about this uncaring attitude of hers but there has been no change. Although she claims to love me and says she sees me as her husband (I am yet to propose to her). I am contemplating walking out of our relationship which is just four month old because I feel it is one sided. I am completely fed up. Please house, tell me what you think.

P.S - She schools in another town and far away from me also.

Your advice is welcome and appreciated. Thanks.

Guy d sametin apnd to me 2 sumtym ago. Afta 4months ehn, she no gree pik ma kals again n dat was it!
Much Ado bout notin...

intelligen: Hello pals, I am in my late twenties and have a girlfriend who I adore with passion. She adores me as well. Adding to that, I love her, but my issue with her is that she hardly calls or even flash me. Her usual excuse is that she rarely has air time. And even when I send her air time, she just calls to say "Thank you" and that will be it till she runs out of credit again. I have complained several times about this uncaring attitude of hers but there has been no change. Although she claims to love me and says she sees me as her husband (I am yet to propose to her). I am contemplating walking out of our relationship which is just four month old because I feel it is one sided. I am completely fed up. Please house, tell me what you think.

P.S - She schools in another town and far away from me also.

Your advice is welcome and appreciated. Thanks.

Guy d sametin apnd to me 2 sumtym ago. Afta 4months ehn, she no gree pik ma kals again n dat was it!
Much Ado bout notin...

Mrs.Chima:
SMH.

For those who are trying to hint at certain people...JUST SEND THEM a request to be their friend and set up a Bleep meet. That's what many of you are searching for anyways.

I dnt mind if I av u though.

My top 3...

3. ON BENDED KNEE - BOYZ II MEN
2. SHOW ME D MEANIN OF BEIN LONELY - BACKSTREET BOYZ
1. SEASONS IN D SUN - WESTLIFE.

I tink d bst tin is 4 d mom to set him up. It's beta he has his own biz so dat she can actualy knw au capable he is as a man. Nobody wishes death 4 d mom bt wat if dat apnd unexpectdly?...

Tashamania: #throat cleared#

Y dnt u let her respnd rada dan doin it 4 her?

Idowuogbo: Pardon!

wat?

Idowuogbo: Y u embarassed

Sowy, chose d wrng smiley. Wld rily luv to knw u I swear!

Idowuogbo