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Even female gyno sef fit be lesbian, so just relax :-)

Why is this directed to ladies? Guys don't wear undies? Just shred and dump in a trash

I used to sniff at the sofa after the visitors left, hahaha. Then the light fume from a heavy duty truck. School chalk(I used to chew that in primary school) and freshly wet sand. Fuel too. Really weird and interesting thread here. :-)

Why?

I don't think the change of layout and all is necessary here. Even, profile pics and avatars aren't a pig point for Nairaland because, the near anonymous nature of each poster makes for plain and frank views.
Also,someone  thought change would make Nairaland less boring FYI, Nairaland can't be boring(ever) due to the constant information and the divergent views expressed here by the minute. So,please Mr Seun, don't change your site. It will look like those immature dating sites. My opinion though.

Reverse this prayer. Biko

Breaking News: Multiple Explosions in kano; Police Formation Affected Bomb blast rocks AIG Zone 1, Kano…

I'm a proud Deltan, and happy to be here!!! Great Delta State!!!

We need tips on how to get back to N65 per litre. This is also a form of palliative measure, abi? Or are you GEJ Jnr? :-(

Now this is scary. Didn't these ones go into the crappy amnesty program? If the govt is sincere, the presence of militants around any fed property should be followed by a counter directive to flush them immediately. I smell a rat: the militants is being positioned as a makeshift law enforcement arm of the FGN.

However you want it rocks for you. If you are so cool with dunking bread in tea, then feel free to do it in a 5star restaurant.

@Poster, try some akara and pap, followed by fresh fish pepper soup. Yam and chicken porridge is also an exclusive dish that would make a lot of sense. Off course contact me for fresh palm wine(Delta State spec). :-)

I was a live witness of all these between 6-7pm yesterday. I was on a journey back to Lagos from Asaba. We got stranded at Mowe/Ibafo when we got the news of these native thieves harassing travellers, destroying cars and collecting valuables. We got real scared and parked for hours, you guys needed to see kids and women running into unknown bushes for fear of these sick natives. Well, a joint effort of soldiers and army drove ahead of us, shooting at the daredevil hoodlums that wanted us dead. In the process some were killed. And I have to state here that it was the first time I felt glad seeing people shot dead at close range. What was our crime? Travelling through a FG road or did we still from their poverty stricken houses. No, they simply wanted to capitalise on the near emptiness of the express way to loot us dry. I'm glad they were killed. I wish those that escaped were caught down too. Now, it's very important to get our facts straight. I was impressed by those military men. Kudos!!!

I got her mail too, :-)

Moaning

Run cos I'm nat GAY!!!

Babalawo

Most cheats are born, not made.

Whatever toasts your bread

Wow, I was lucky.

Wahala wa lori anonymous o.

This is an unconfirmed story. Big fat lie. What accounts are you handling?

Ewooo, My people dey shame

All these 'one pound' people and their plenty noise sef. If you like keep deceiving your self with fine Skin and perfume. The rainy day is coming o.

Ok, enough. This is one big PR stunt.

@Poster, can't it fly for 550k?

So folks are now shocked beyond borders at the way the belly of the fish is changing Jonah. Once upon a time, he was the humble,no sandal-wea ring kid with torn uniform and all that jazz. Now, he's revealing his Gaddafi tendencies and ill traits. Good luck 'patient' Nigerians. I salute una.

Oga, your attendance or not, makes no difference in the scheme of things. I don't know why it is so hard for you to accept your position in the history books of Nigeria. That's where you belong. Just stay there and wait for the bookworms to feast on you. Haba. Chineke ne kwanum o

Dude, you are obviously sitting in a 'one chance' bus. Do yourself a favour and get down fast before you reach Benin by-pass. I'll advice you form chatting-up an ex(if you have one) for so long a time, then see her reaction. If she acts normal it means you are the stranger in her life.
Be wise man. Shine ya eye.

Why can't we give tribalism a break? It ruins all common goals and gives this real notions that 'Nigeria' is a big fiction.
What the FG intends, is a de-centralisation of commerce main hub as Lagos. That, I think would make even national development and economic strength of the country's regions.

Who wants my BB?

RIP man. He stood for his property. Still brave Naija boy.