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Travel › Re: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by jaymichael(m): 10:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
jaynipez:
This is his picture
My younger brother went through that route like 6-7 years ago. He left with a friend of his that stay in the same area and same work place. We did not know until He started calling with a foreign number that we should pay a certain amount to an agent's Nigerian account number that they are in one detention Centre in terrible conditions.
He kept moving from one detention Centre to another and we keep sending him money through Some agents in Nigeria just so he survives the detention ordeal.
All pleas from my mother to him to come back fell on deaf ears.
To cut the story short, they made it to Libya, with the intention of hustling to get money to pay for the the dangerous boat (LAMPA LAMPA) ride to the Island of LAMPADOSA Italy. The lampa lampa boats are named after the Island of Lampadosa.
He spent many months or close to a year in Libya, doing menial jobs to barely survive. He was not hungry though but he couldn't save even a dinar.
All these while, my mother was praying and disturbing our pastor to pray that he come back safely. Our consolation was that it was revealed that he will not make the boat trip and will come back safely. Second consolation was that he had a phone and we talked often. My concern was what if he is tempted to go into crime though he is not the criminal minded type but frustration can change a man.
When he realized that the journey did nor go as planned, he finally decided to come back. We had to send him money for him to return to Nigeria.
Webmasters › Re: Top 7 Things That Confuse New Nairalanders by jaymichael(m): 5:13pm On Jun 21, 2015
Noted
Food › Re: How I Made Low Budget Goat Head Bitter Leaf Egusi Soup by jaymichael(m): 11:44am On Jun 20, 2015
deflover:
well the soup is ready......i have a soup that would last 4 days with just =N=1400 ....who talk say bachelor no sabi manage grin grin grin grin grin grin
Clap! clap!! clap!!!
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Has Refused To Meet Saraki by jaymichael(m): 11:31am On Jun 20, 2015
Nashoji:
is buhari not happy because the man is corrupt or because he called osibande a mere commissioner (which he is) or because he refused to be a slave like Some certain people from sad waste? Which of them is the reason Why buhari has refuse to meet with him? confused people.

DISCLAIMER: I expect some inconsequential demented fools from sad waste to qoute and attack me, but just bear it in mind that I will not honour such obnoxious fiend with a reply. thank you.
Yes,you are right, Osinbajo (was) a "mere" commissioner. In his legal career he reached the top (SAN). In his Academic discipline, he reached the PEAK (Professor of law). In his political service, he currently occupies the second most important office in Nigeria. (VP). Here is the CV and profile of the "mere" commissioner
www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/professor-yemi-osinbajos-profile/
dailymail.com.ng/profile-biography-personal-data-curriculum-vitae-cv-of-professor-yemi-osibanjo/
Just paste here the CV of that one man or woman in your generation, your linage, family, kindred, village, community, local government, state or even your geo political zone that is equal to or more intimidating than that if the "mere" commissioner. We will compare and Nairalanders will judge.
NB: I no insult you o, no go think am.
http://dailymail.com.ng/profile-biography-personal-data-curriculum-vitae-cv-of-professor-yemi-osibanjo/
Politics › Re: Atiku, Akande Battle For APC BOT Chairmanship by jaymichael(m): 10:42am On Jun 20, 2015
loomer:
Make una let yoruba man head something na my northern brothers
Bukola Saraki na Abiriba man?
Phones › Re: Glo BIS Not Working For Andorid Again?? See Screenshot by jaymichael(m): 7:04am On Jun 20, 2015
Majikals:
Yap but it's advisable u use different imei though
Thanks.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Presidential Jet On OLX by jaymichael(m): 8:44pm On Jun 19, 2015
Crieff:
I'll pay 500, 000, 000, 000, 000












Zimbabwe dollars.
Ole Ajibole. lol
NYSC › Re: Check Out This Pictures Of Nigerian Man Who Turned Into Girl.. by jaymichael(m): 8:36pm On Jun 19, 2015
INTROVERT:
grin
wor wor!
Phones › Re: Glo BIS Not Working For Andorid Again?? See Screenshot by jaymichael(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2015
Majikals:
With your H6
can I use the same Blackberry IMEI number for different Android phones?
Culture › Re: 10 Common Misconceptions About Ibadan. by jaymichael(m): 3:19pm On Jun 19, 2015
lakefist:
Ibadan women don't settle down with one man...they won't rest until they get to the 3rd man..I think its true i live in ibadan and am already witnessing this.
You no lie, even their men nko! same thing.
Culture › Re: 10 Common Misconceptions About Ibadan. by jaymichael(m): 3:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
Ibadan, ile baba mi. #proudlySW
Politics › Re: Wike Visits Dilapidated Secondary School (photos) by jaymichael(m): 9:45am On Jun 19, 2015
ocelot2006:
No he is not. Amaechi backstabbed him and he retaliated.
Amaechi is not a traitor, the ex president "backstabbeed" him.
Business › Re: Once Popular FMCG Products That Have Disappeared From The Nigerian Market by jaymichael(m): 9:08am On Jun 19, 2015
WALLS ice-cream, am surprised nobody mentioned this. "walls the dream of ice-cream"
Politics › Re: Wike Visits Dilapidated Secondary School (photos) by jaymichael(m): 12:32am On Jun 19, 2015
barcanista:
History will always remember Amaechi for the traitor that he is.
Is Wike not a traitor too?
Phones › Re: Glo BIS Not Working For Andorid Again?? See Screenshot by jaymichael(m): 4:02pm On Jun 18, 2015
Majikals:
1. download Mobileuncle MTK tool
2. Open d mobileuncle app, scroll down n tap
on Engineering mode.
3. Click on CDS information.
4. Click on the radio information then select SIM
1 or SIM 2 to change the imei number. To change SIM 1 imei, touch phone 1 and in the popup, touch
the AT+. Once u touch d keyboard will popup
then u ll ve to type E letter
5. Immediately u can notice d scribes that is
required for u it will look like AT+EGMR=1,7''''
6. Click the first row and after 7 you can notice
the simple '''' delete the last inverted comma and
type the Blackberry imei number you generated.
7.close the inverted commas. Click the SEND AT
COMMAND. Once the pop up display indicates AT
command successfully send. Reboot your phone
and you are done.
Now create a new apn in your phone network settings, put apn name as anything eg "bb" , den under apn, type blackberry.net . Now save n make sure it's your default settings... Save n den subscribe to browse by sending COMONTH to 777
Please if I want to revert back to the original IMEI my phone came with, Will I go through the same process?
Politics › Re: Enugu's New State Secretariat by jaymichael(m): 10:49pm On Jun 16, 2015
GodMode:
When a bird hits a window its a BAD OMEN it means death...
It means someone who lives in that building will soon pass on..
Na lie.
Politics › Re: FG Cancels Pipeline Protection Contracts’ Award To Ethnic Militias by jaymichael(m): 8:26am On Jun 16, 2015
shamelly:
80 percent of opc members can't define pipeline and u expect them to protect it,protecting what they don't know about.
But thank God we have the right president at the right time if not, contract will soon be given to hunters to monitor our boarders.
Nonsense
Hahahaa! You funny o! 80%of them can't define pipeline and they want to protect what they know nothing about. I thank GOD sanity is gradually retuning to this country.
Politics › Re: Buhari, OBJ And Abdusalami In South Africa (realtime) - Cramjones by jaymichael(m): 7:50pm On Jun 14, 2015
dickrider:
[size=14pt] I LOVE BIG DICKS cool NO PM'S PLEASE undecided I'M NOT A WHORRE[/size]
Do you work in a poultry?
Christianity Etc › Re: My Sister Donated 100k In Church And My Mum Suffers In The Village. by jaymichael(m): 2:09pm On Jun 14, 2015
Jagoon:
Utter rubbish, she gave because she has been brainwashed into believing the lies her pastor fed her with. A church that makes people come out to make their big donations public is definitely not a church that is serving God.
You could be right though, remember, creed and conviction are personal and its justifications are lost to a neutral or disinterested observer or assessor.
Remember also that the best wisdom of man is foolishness before GOD and the foolishness of GOD is greater than the greatest of the wisdom of men. Giving and sacrifice is painful.
Hannah gave her only child back to GOD, Abraham was ready to sacrifice his only son, Solomon gave the sacrifice that none has given before, GOD gave us his only beloved son, JESUS gave his life in suffering and pain, and his name was exhorted about all. What if the poor widow refused to give Elijah the last food she had at home? One should not mock or question or rebuke others for giving to GOD the way they deem fit in other not to be struck by barrenness as David's wife when he mocked David (a whole king) as he was giving GOD praise to the extent he his robe came off and his unclothedness exposed.
We should give to GOD and man. Touch lives positively and help the needy and those within your capacity to.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Sister Donated 100k In Church And My Mum Suffers In The Village. by jaymichael(m): 12:34pm On Jun 14, 2015
sunshine1974:
Ok pastor jaymichael
Pastor ke? sinner like me.
Phones › Re: I Cant Play Music (. Wma) On My Android Phone by jaymichael(m): 12:21pm On Jun 14, 2015
telexfree1:
Each time I transfer a song from my computer to my phone, it saves automatically with wma extension instead of mp3

Then when I try to play it gives an error message : Sorry the player does not support this type of audio file.

Pls can anyone advise me how to correct this error?
I have a lot of songs I cannot play on my phone
Download MxPlayer, open the player, go to settings, go to Audio, then tick Audio player (use an audio player). you can refresh, to sync all ur music to the player.
Agriculture › Re: How Can I Make My Doe(she Goat) Stay Or Come Home Often, Any Helpful Tips Pls? by jaymichael(m): 11:55am On Jun 14, 2015
I will bookmark this page cos I also could do with some useful tips here. I just paid for a small kid (female goat) from a neighbour with the intention of collecting it after it is weaned. My only concern is the kid not retuning home but sleeping at my neighbor's with its mother and siblings.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Sister Donated 100k In Church And My Mum Suffers In The Village. by jaymichael(m): 11:36am On Jun 14, 2015
sunshine1974:
I visited my sister sometime ago and I followed her to her church and the pastor said dey needed 5 person to donate 100k each for some church use. Surprising my sister stepped out and wrote dem a cheque. I just shook my head. Because I don't think she can ever give any member of her family such an amount yet it was very easy for her to donate to church. The question is dis "giving to church and ur family suffers is it right?" Infact I was in dare need of cash too as at dat time she couldn't even give me 5k.
She gave to GOD, not to the church or the pastor. Many christians suffer because we don't know the essence of sacrifice. Ask any successful person what he or she has sacrificed to attain success, you will be amazed. Remember Elijah, the widow and her son during the time of famine in the Bible? Do you even know the problem she has or what she is pursuing to make her sacrifice that amount? do you know what ministered to her heart? If you can make her see reason why she should take care of her parents and family, it is fine but you shouldn't question whatever she decides to give or do for GOD.
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: Why Buhari Has Yet To Choose Ministers — by jaymichael(m): 9:36am On Jun 14, 2015
To all these "OVIAS" complaining about the unavailability of Buhari's ministerial list yet , I want to ask you, If the list is out today, which Senate will confirm their nomination? is it the one that has adjourned plenary till 23rd?
You people appears to be the real dullards in your attempt to spread hatred for the President and find faults Everything and Nothing. TANOIDS, get your Vaseline ready, the list will be out then you can have something to mastubate about. Jonathan is gone, get over the mourning and move on.
The least you can do for yourselves is to criticize constructively.
Politics › Re: Senate President Saraki's Official Potrait ( Photo) by jaymichael(m): 10:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
basilo101:
And some ppl keep claiming he is yourba, please wat is yoruba about this picture, his looks and his dressing are all Fulani
He is Fulani as "Azikiwe" GEJ is Igbo. Look at his picture very well, check the nose, the chin, facial structure, even the complexion, don't he look a lot like Buhari?
Politics › Re: Buhari Plans Military Shake-up, Angry With DSS by jaymichael(m): 1:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
blaqoracle:
you did not vote for change, why are you expecting change?
CLASSIC RESPONSE.
Politics › Re: Angry Pained Criminals (A.P.C): Why Are They Angry? (must Read) by jaymichael(m): 4:34am On Jun 13, 2015
barcanista:
2011
In 2011 Supporters of Committee of Pained Criminals(CPC) got angry and went berserk, Killing, maiming, raping and committing all forms of arson all because of their loss at the Presidential poll. Supporters of Angry Crooks of Nigeria ACN were also angry but never took to violence.
Who offended (CPC)? Who offended Angry Crooks of Nigeria(ACN)? Nigerians were dumbfounded.
Same 2011 the ruling party zoned the Speakership of the Federal House of Representative to a Yoruba woman Hon Mulikat Adeola. We all thought this move will make the SW members of Angry Crooks of Nigeria to be happy because she is their sister. Oh no, they were still angry. They teamed up and installed someone outside their clan. The PDP was dumbfounded, "Why are they angry"?

2012
In 2012 despite being declared winner, the Edo state ACN Gov candidate was still angry with the PDP led FG. "Why was he angry even in victory"? Edo people wondered.
Same 2012 the Ondo people re-elected Dr Rahman Mimiko for second term. The Angry Crooks of Nigeria (ACN) though came third, were very angry with Ondo people. Even the second placed PDP wasn't so upset.

2013
2013 came, the Angry Crooks of Nigeria saw the need to team up with the Committee of Pained Criminals (CPC) to form a more formidable "angry force". They successfully formed the Angry Pained Criminals (APC). They presented a candidate in the 2013 Anambra governorship poll. Their candidate was beaten black and blue by Willie Obiano at the poll. They developed Anger towards d good people of Anambra state. Why were they angry? No one has idea

2014:
They went to poll in Ekiti state and lost woefully to Mr Ayo in an historic 16-0. They were very angry with both Ayo and the Ekiti people.
We all thought their anger was due to their loss in Ekiti but lo and behold, they won Osun state. They were still angry saying the election was rigged (even after being declared winner)... Why are they angry? Osun people couldn't understand the rationale behind the anger even in victory.

2015:
They launched propaganda, issued threats of fire and brimestone to form parallel administration should Jonathan get re-elected. Behold, Jega announced them as winners. They weren't still happy. They were still angry as to why they didn't win Rivers. Despite the "child" voters, Goodluck Jonathan a man of peace conceded defeat and congratulated them. He earned himself a Heroic tag. But the Angry Pained Criminals would not take it. They were still angry even at concession of defeat. They were angry as to why Jonathan would be so hailed? Why not them?

Election for NASS leadership was held, their members won 3 of the 4 leadership positions with just one going to PDP. They were still angry and bitter because their "anointed" didn't emerge...

Nigerians are yet to understand the rationale behind their anger.
They are now in power but still angry. They curse, swear and threaten anyone that criticise the President. They lash and bambooze their members with dissenting views. They pour all their venom on whoever dissociate himself from their camp. Their anger and bitterness is legendary.

They have earned themselves the title of "Children of Anger".
They are always angry and never happy.
In failure, they are angry. In success, they are still angry. If you contest their victory, they are angry. If you concede defeat they are still angry.

Why are they always angry? How long will they be angry? May God deliver us from the venom of the Angry Pained Criminals (APC). Amen
The only angry person I see here is you @op

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