₦airaland Forum

Sorry Lola. What were you doing with a poor one -eyed version of patrick Suya?

Mine. But this kinda thread made front page last year. abi na yearly event?

Dreyl:
no way! She's my girlfriend.
@ the bolded you mean striking?

lol thanx for point out my typo error... it's what happens when you are eating akara with your righthand while you type with the left.

Dymondgurl:
dreyl, dreyl, dreyl. How many times did I call you? I sent you to go and buy pepper, you dey nairaland dey find trouble. Hian!!! Thanks by the way

Are you Yemi Osibanjo's wife? You share a striking resemblance.

Judie7654:
did you check mine...lol

I couldn't see a thing, the nose cover road...

Ezyp:
none...programming

Ok

"Most happiest" ke? Na today I know say celebs too dey murder english.

Ezyp:
Its 5:10am and I haven't slept... wow

Are you suffering from insomnia or you they look for ftc or fp things?

Why won't they reconcile when it's obvious that their career is about to (abi has) hit the rock. A collabo na im sure pass for now as it will do both a lot of good in their music career esp that yahoo.com.ay

Anything goes in Nigeria. TeamGod'srule

Ini Edo; Another well endowed actress in Nollywood…she is
no doubt a top notch actress, very exceptional, glamorous,
stunning, she’s a fashionista. .
You know that Joy, that feeling, that excitement when
someone tells you; you look just like an Actress/Actor. .
(Like someone telling me I look like Obasanjo, I go craze)
Ehen. .so the pictures below. .Can you fish out the real Ini
Edo

hmmm. .. Okposo swallow rabbit? Jeez, See belle o :ohmmm. .. Okposo swallow rabbit? Jeez, See belle o

lips sealed for now

beautiful k-hand geh. Funny enough she doesn't look studious. see the shuperu short wey she wear. Her father would by now be sampling her everywhere to his friends and business associates.
which father wouldn't be proud of such a brainy child?

What's with all the jewelleries and heavy makeup? Abeg she is too made up for that bikini dress.

I am just here for no reason. I don't know the pastor preneur from Adam neither do I attend his business school. ..erm. ..church.
Ok, I know why I am here. I am here because I want to identify with lalasticlala front page bound topic.

For the picture or adonbilivit crew, sorry don't wait up or you will grow long gray beards.

For Summary please crew, please go back to high school and make sure you don't skip Comprehension passages in English language anymore. Thanks.

I witnessed an incidence recently. I went to see a business
associate at a hotel in Owerri at night when I found out he
was yet to return to his room. He had urged me to give him a
few minutes that he was on his way back. While waiting at
the lobby an incidence occurred. A young girl who to me
would not be more than 18 years and probably a student was
in the hotel with her brothers who had come home for the
Christmas holidays. I learnt that one of them was building a
house in their village and so they would all spend the day
there and come to town to pass the night in the hotel. What I
gathered eventually was that the girl had told her boyfriend
that her brothers were in town and that she would be going
to the village with them. Her brothers were three and they
appeared to be living abroad (America most likely from their
accent). The girl had come down to the lobby of the hotel to
sort something out with the receptionist when she ran into a
friend of her boyfriend. They had exchanged pleasantries and
then the guy left while she continued with her business at
the front desk. The guy probably had called his friend that he
had seen his girlfriend in the hotel. (you can imagine what he
could have insinuated as it was at night) Within minutes the
boyfriend showed up with another friend of his and accosted
the girlfriend right there at the front desk. Sounding
pleasantly surprised she greeted him in a very warm and
friendly manner and had made to either hug or touch him
when he dropped a resounding slap on her face. Before
anybody knew what was happening the poor girl was already
on the floor with a bleeding nose. To make matters worse the
guy dragged her by the hair outside and went ahead to
pummel her as if she were a fellow guy. The little girl did not
even have the chance to talk or explain anything to him and
just kept screaming. He called her all sort of names while
beating her. I recall her being slapped at least four times on
the face. He had accused her of lying that she was going to
her village and not picking his calls because according to him
she was 'servicing' someone in the hotel.
Commotion erupted and the manager rushed out and ordered
the security to lock the gates of the hotel. I, together with
some other people intervened and rescued the girl from
further beating from the boyfriend who was fuming and
shouting that we should mind our business. Some people had
originally thought it was a politically motivated incidence
because of the high number of politicians and their aids that
were in the premises. One of the receptionists then called her
brother in one of the rooms and that one rushed down armed
with a baseball bat. This guy was in excess of 6ft and heavily
built. The guy took one look at his sister and went to the
receptionist, yanked the intercom from her and called his
other brothers. The two of them came down and they
accosted their sister's boyfriend and his friend. These
brothers were both towering at about 6ft 4 and well built as
well. One of the brothers queried their sister's boyfriend who
retorted by asking who they think they were and that they
should mind their business (or something like that). Then all
hell was let loose. People, if you know me well you will
understand what I mean when I say somebody was beaten
up. This was the first time in over a decade that I witnessed
this sort of beating. The boyfriend and his friend were
battered beyond repair and their ribs broken. The girl could
not even offer any word of defense for her boyfriend, herself
completely dazed from the manhandling she had received.
They all ended up at either the police station or hospital as
they were evacuated by a combined team of police and hotel
security. I am very sure that guy and his friend will never
ever raise their hands against anybody again, especially a
lady. Hand touch those two guys no be small. I swear. Na so
Christmas start for some people.
Omani ES.

I witnessed an incidence recently. I went to see a business
associate at a hotel in Owerri at night when I found out he
was yet to return to his room. He had urged me to give him a
few minutes that he was on his way back. While waiting at
the lobby an incidence occurred. A young girl who to me
would not be more than 18 years and probably a student was
in the hotel with her brothers who had come home for the
Christmas holidays. I learnt that one of them was building a
house in their village and so they would all spend the day
there and come to town to pass the night in the hotel. What I
gathered eventually was that the girl had told her boyfriend
that her brothers were in town and that she would be going
to the village with them. Her brothers were three and they
appeared to be living abroad (America most likely from their
accent). The girl had come down to the lobby of the hotel to
sort something out with the receptionist when she ran into a
friend of her boyfriend. They had exchanged pleasantries and
then the guy left while she continued with her business at
the front desk. The guy probably had called his friend that he
had seen his girlfriend in the hotel. (you can imagine what he
could have insinuated as it was at night) Within minutes the
boyfriend showed up with another friend of his and accosted
the girlfriend right there at the front desk. Sounding
pleasantly surprised she greeted him in a very warm and
friendly manner and had made to either hug or touch him
when he dropped a resounding slap on her face. Before
anybody knew what was happening the poor girl was already
on the floor with a bleeding nose. To make matters worse the
guy dragged her by the hair outside and went ahead to
pummel her as if she were a fellow guy. The little girl did not
even have the chance to talk or explain anything to him and
just kept screaming. He called her all sort of names while
beating her. I recall her being slapped at least four times on
the face. He had accused her of lying that she was going to
her village and not picking his calls because according to him
she was 'servicing' someone in the hotel.
Commotion erupted and the manager rushed out and ordered
the security to lock the gates of the hotel. I, together with
some other people intervened and rescued the girl from
further beating from the boyfriend who was fuming and
shouting that we should mind our business. Some people had
originally thought it was a politically motivated incidence
because of the high number of politicians and their aids that
were in the premises. One of the receptionists then called her
brother in one of the rooms and that one rushed down armed
with a baseball bat. This guy was in excess of 6ft and heavily
built. The guy took one look at his sister and went to the
receptionist, yanked the intercom from her and called his
other brothers. The two of them came down and they
accosted their sister's boyfriend and his friend. These
brothers were both towering at about 6ft 4 and well built as
well. One of the brothers queried their sister's boyfriend who
retorted by asking who they think they were and that they
should mind their business (or something like that). Then all
hell was let loose. People, if you know me well you will
understand what I mean when I say somebody was beaten
up. This was the first time in over a decade that I witnessed
this sort of beating. The boyfriend and his friend were
battered beyond repair and their ribs broken. The girl could
not even offer any word of defense for her boyfriend, herself
completely dazed from the manhandling she had received.
They all ended up at either the police station or hospital as
they were evacuated by a combined team of police and hotel
security. I am very sure that guy and his friend will never
ever raise their hands against anybody again, especially a
lady. Hand touch those two guys no be small. I swear. Na so
Christmas start for some people.
Omani ES.

sober reflection mode activated

Since i am based in France, i need a home based man to hook up with. We gotta join the bandwagon

wayodude:
Cool down nau... His year of birth as widely publicised is1982 which implies he is 32 yrs of age.

Even though he was allegedly a member of the nigerian police force and played a couple of season for Insurance of Benin before being called up to the U-20 team for Nigeria 1999 WYC

He's my guy anyday regardless!

Thank God there's someone the sarcasm isnt lost on. 32 my armpit!

southniyikaye:
you damn pretty and tall,I like you..you mind if we talk sometime? 08188304969

...and you are...?

29 years old father (i pray o!)of a 13 years old daughter. Congrats beauty.
In other news...
A Nigerian teacher was sent to
China to teach. The first day he
entered class, he began by roll-
calling. He said "Sheng." A student
said "Present." He called the
second name, Chu Muon. Another student said "Present." Suddenly,
he sneezed, "hatchia" One
student seated at the corner
stood up and said, "Present." He
then exclaimed and
said,"hmmmm..." all the students shouted "Absent." He got
confused and said," Shaa..." Three
students stood up and said,
"Which of us?" The teacher
became more confused and he
asked, " What is wrong?" A student stood up and said, " Sir,
I'm not Wrong, I'm called
Wong."The teacher now laughed
and said, "hahaha" .. A girl said
"Present sir.

Where can i get Nairaland Registration form please?

What? Where did she get that statistics from? Wait a minute... Did she actually mention polio and ebola there?

Hmmm...so none of them has phobia for beefing one another...?
I hiss in patua.