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Apitch:
In front of the tel on the left (a black cat) nice cat though

Tell me how you got your submission

jaybee3:
You go just happy If i tell you wetin i dey shake for you

jaybee3:
You go just happy If i tell you wetin i dey shake for you

Thank you as you no tell me. I like my present state. My smile says it all.

jaybee3:
no worry i don use mathematics size you

Calculations from the width of your shoulder frame suggests you can only carry bobby to the max size of 34 CC

jaybee3:
no worry i don use mathematics size you

Calculations from the width of your shoulder frame suggests you can only carry bobby to the max size of 34 CC

ashakemahed4u

jaybee3:
Show us ya own make we see na

lol. dey wait. by the time your grey hair turn brown...I go consider

see nlanders trooping out to see Tonto Dike in bed. Yet some people will say she's got no relevance. ..

jaybee3:
Foluke's own is natural but this one is filled with helium na

Big na big. Boobi na boobi.

barcanista:
Make we see your own

Barca dream on. I'm sure Joseph the Dreamer is turning green with envy.

barcanista:
Make we see your own

Joseph the Dreamer will sure envy you your lofty dreams .

StPete:
I want milk plsssssssssssssss


Show us

goat milk is second to non

StPete:
I want milk plsssssssssssssss


Show us

goat milk is second to non

Hint: the owner revealed on Reddit that the
main reason she couldn’t locate her ‘asshole
cat’ was that ‘he has bright yellow eyes but
happened to be dozing when I did a scan of
the room’. So who has seen her cat?

Everyone knows cats are an aloof species –
but this is taking it to a spectacular new
level.
While searching for her pet, the owner, Ms
Wallace, popped her head in the door of her
front room then carried on searching for 10
more minutes.
Some time later she returned to the room
and, although there are plenty of great
hiding places (two items of furniture, both
with hidden nooks and crannies and one
with closable doors, and two sets of
curtains), the crafty cat had found a far more
inventive spot.
MORE: 10 things only cat people understand
HINT: The owner revealed on Reddit that the
main reason she couldn’t locate her ‘asshole
cat’ was that ‘he has bright yellow eyes but
happened to be dozing when I did a scan of
the room’.
Click the picture below to expand and zoom. The cat is right there!

Her type.

put up a with and without locks picx, then we can make an informed choice. Thanks.

This isn't for real...is it?? It's a joke, right?

You forgot to add jealousy and territorial markings ; a trait exhibited by both humans and animals.

I wish that would automatically translate into a happy marriage. ...
That is what I wish them anyway. hml.

First pic though... Her left hand looks withered to me. :-

I unfortunately happen to know the culprit. she ia one of our customers in my place of work.
That is not her first birth case as she has a son that is quite grown up and is probably in his early teens. Also that lady is definitely not 25, na old meat be that...okuko-igbo.
Her action is a dastardly one. The life of a newborn infant, even the life of an unborn child is precious to God and he views them as of same value as the lives of full grown adults. (Exodus 21:22-25)

an amazing piece of creativity indeed.

How authentic is this information plz, has anyone confirmed it?

[quote author=ilotriouzAY post=29281533]D guy cute small
Small? Abeg display your pix make we see

This man hot sha

SPINA101:
Well said op, but hope you are putting it in practice not just telling us

It is put up to educate the masses not to witch - hunt anyone... Cheers!

Oh what an act of inhumanity...condolences to the bereaved

Ok mine

mynairatime:
The first time i enteree uniben as i was trying to enter aluta bus to facult (social science) i head gun short beside me everybody around fell down the gunshort continued serially anyway i got out there through unexplainable means & a friend that i was warned me u can go any lengh of the sch but dont go ekosoding letter i knew why he said so.

You dey fall Uniben hand with this grammar, aswear

1. It’s fine to court or pursue your lady
of interest by taking her out to eat,
movies, dates, buying a birthday gift, etc
as you are getting to know her. Just don’t
spend or give excessive amounts of
money when asked because if you are
you are being foolish, simply whipped or
being used by a gold digger. Don’t
confuse the getting to know process with
providing as you would do for a wife.
You should not be paying for bills, cars,
rent and/or shopping sprees while
dating.
2. A woman is a Queen but she is not
YOUR QUEEN until you two are married
so you shouldn’t live together while
dating. Never get ahead of yourself
losing perspective because there is no
rush so be patient. Don’t give her every
waking moment you or she has free for
that matter. Keep your freedom to do
things with your partners, kids and/or
friends and she should have her space as
well to hang out with her girls, go
shopping, etc. She deserves QUALITY
TIME but NOT ALL YOUR TIME while
dating.
#2 Wife Actions
Cooking meals for him on the regular
Washing his dirty drawers
Living together
Scheduling doctors appointments
Attending all family functions
Just started dating? Heck no! Showing up
with a 1950s apron and bags filled with
groceries will scare off any man you’ve
just started getting to know. Your
intentions are good… you just want to be
nice and cater to him. Women show love
by nurturing. As stereotypical as it
sounds, it’s only natural to want to bake
a cake or tidy up his place. You’re also
subconsciously trying to prove to him
that you are wife-material. Your actions
are screaming “Marry me! I can cook! I
can clean! I can take good care of you!”
But all that does is make most men think
you’re crazy and/or desperate (especially
if you’ve just met them).
Solid relationship? Still no…. but if you
must, do so in moderation. The whole
courting phase in relationships is
something that has become extinct.
Nowadays people don’t really know how
to date. We always jump from 0 to 60 in
60 seconds. Marriage is a big
commitment and it’s a big step for men
in particular. Women, if you start acting
like you’re married when you’re actually
just dating he could become complacent
in the relationship. As the saying goes,
why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free? That saying is typically
used for sex, but the fact is there are
other benefits of a relationship that
should be saved for marriage as well.
#3 Husband Actions
3. We all know the Bible says fornication is a sin. ABSTAIN FROM PREMARITAL SEX.
4. While you are getting to know your
lady of interest, you should not take on
the father role of her kids. We will never
agree on the correct time to even
introduce kids to a new man because
every situation varies thus can be
different, so I won’t even go there. Just
know for the well being and health of a
kid he/she should not have multiple men
coming in and out of their lives. For all
of you thinking what if the kid doesn’t
like him, I ask you who is dating the man
you or the kid(s)? Kids should never
dictate WHO YOU DATE. YOU ARE THE
ADULT. Kid(s) eventually leave the nest
or home and then create their own
family. A husband is still there when
they are gone to live the rest of your life
with. Never get too involved in a kid(s)
life or get too attached while dating if
you don’t have plans to permanently stay
which would ultimately mean marrying
his/her Mother!
Some of you are thinking you should be
giving your all to whoever you are dating
and that is all well and good but I ask
you to think about how many
boyfriends/girlfriends you have had in
life. Truth is many people come and
many people go in a lifetime so that is
the main reason you should wait until
the holy sacrament of marriage to be
100% vested emotionally, physically and
spiritually in love with each other with
no conditions.
#4 Wife Actions
Attending all family functions
Giving him large amounts of cash
Cleaning his place
Helping him manage his bills
Save the wifely duties for after you jump
the broom, especially if he’s not
reciprocating with any husbandly duties!
Does he wash your car? Does he take out
your trash? Does he fix things around
your house? Make sure it’s a two-way
street and not you just auditioning for
the part of Mrs. Right.
Try your hardest to eliminate all of these
things from your relationship, but at the
very least keep it to a minimum so it’s
not something that he’s expecting on the
regular. Your relationship should be
focused on enjoying each other’s
company, not how great of a chef and
housekeeper you are!
PLEASE SHARE..THIS NEEDS TO BE
SPREAD! THANKS
Source: NO DAILY.

I am apolitical. I am either banking on gej or buhari to solve our problems in this country because man has dominated man to his injury... Humans lack the wherewithal to rule man successfully because it does not belong to man to do so. #teamGod'skingdomrule.

Good one. His parents must be liberal muslims then, allowing their child to receive Christian Religous Knowledge. The fanatical ones especially those core northerners won't hear of that.