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firstEVA:
Twenty 14! That may mean she's 34. She's a fine lady.

Sweetie this not a brain teaser, twenty 14= 2014. The current year.
Except you've got facts that she was 24 in 2004, She was simply comparing pix from 2004 to the present ones (taken this year, 2014), and concluded that she's aging gracefully. Fullstop!

Rukky is a beautiful lady no doubt, i only have issues with her below standard acting skill that has left her neither here nor there in the movie industry.
---while Nollywood sef need total overhauling, The likes of Rukky and Annie fit drag am one century backward, though in my book, Annie try pass Rukky.

ionsman:
noted...

Nairaland hopeful.

Loooooonnnnngggg hiss. Nollywood, churning out crappy movies since 1840. Meanwhile...

A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll
calling: He said "Sheng." A student said "Present." He called thesecond name, Chu Muon. Another student said "Present." Suddenly, he sneezed, "hatchia" One student seated at the corner stood up and said, "Present." He then exclaimed and said,"hmmmm..." all the students shouted "Absent." He got confused and said," Shaa..." Three students stood up and said, "Which of us?" The teacher became more confused and he asked, " What is wrong?" A student stood up and said, " Sir, I'm not Wrong, I'm called Wong."The teacher now laughed and said, "hahaha" .. A girl said "Present sir.

That's a spitz no doubt. Cute dog.
I love 'em dogs.

onuwaje:
dies

*Pours diluted acid on him*
Gian another ziro...

R-O-Y-C-O... Royco! Give am ZIRO.

No biggie... He has proposed. She has said YES already.

Stale gist.

What with the plenty children he now has...he still achieved his football goal of being a goalkeeper. Be happy man.

Tallesty1:
The Only Chinese Product That Lasted.

Hahahahaha... A very durable Chinko marriage.

Airforce1:
What does she do for a living?

She sells Okpa di oku at Garki motor park in Enugu.

This is not meant to put down any of the contestants...
In my humble opinion, i do honestly think one of them should contest for Miss YamLegs instead.

In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to
complete the following:
1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch
am.
2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPOS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
AKPOS : Na rich politician ego be...
4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPOS : Dey prevent further tear tear...
5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers
AKPOS : Na de same mama born dem...
6) WAEC : One gud turn?
AKPOS : Na correct power steering fit do am...
7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPOS : Wetin e wan be again? If no be
barbeque....
Dem plenty for chicken republic
WAEC : Half a loaf is better than?
AKPOS : beans and gari, soaking without
sugar...
9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles?
AKPOS : Na de person wahala be dat,na why
eno enter car or aeroplane jeje...
10) WAEC : He who laugh last?
AKPOS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am bcs na beginning of madness be dat...
11) WAEC : A patient dog?
AKPOS : Na hunger go kill am...
12) WAEC : All work and no play?
AKPOS : Na bank job be dat bros...
13) WAEC : Once beaten?
AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat..
*If you are the one to mark his scripts, what
mark will you score him out of 100

Give me one GOOD reason why i should disect my personal life on a faceless forum?

Unibenstudent:
ok,so are u married or u are engaged?

Hear.

Unibenstudent:
are u sure u wouldn't want them to divorce so u can have mr Ay

Why would i want to have Mr AY when he is already taken?
I wouldnt wish that on my fellow woman. I do uphold the sanctity of marriage, you know.

Both man and wife must have same mindset toward making it work cos It takes two to tango, i pray Mr AY and Mabel stick to their resolve.

englishmart:
All I see is a lady with 2 left legs.

As na she be the first person in the world to rent a yatch for 2 days for $24,000. Why she go allow us hear word na?

Yesterday was a bikini pictures of chika in red. This morning, she was in black bikini wears.
Afternoon, it was purple, and now it is pink.

Is this the best way to get the world into noticing you?

Ok. You've been noticed. And your $24,000 expires today. No more Dubai based bikinis, no more disturbance.


Pls. Don't quote me with disparaging remarks. So that both of us won't get banned.
Thanks.

Some are busy making money and spending it on themselves.
Some others are busy doing nothing other than HATE the successful ones.
Oga, you've been quoted and guess what, nothing dey happen...

Lemme comment my reserve until this hits the FP

Gross. Was he deaf? Didnt he hear the horn hooting?

I like his choice of words.

E no consign me poster as far as he no carry the bags of rice enter my house.

I would rather look like a fairy mermaid than a pyramid.
Whoever made that gown deserves a skull with a bullet lodged therein.

Do not tell her of your dreams. Just casually ask her why she is always smiling in her sleep.

Okay. I dey here.

Wonders shall never cease.

Henry, a fine but too regular name.
Whe didnt say when and where the naming ceremony will hold.