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[quote author=Jodha post=60675939][/quote]Hey.

What's GGGB?

pocohantas:
Recommendation:• For ladies seeking NL husband, check other sections. Business, Technology, Autos, Investment, Sports...etc
•If his posts connects with you and he has never commented about bae, you can send a PM.
•Protect the nunu, because after he administers, you're solely responsible for yourself.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith "Where To Find Husband On Nairaland." Disney Books (2014).

Hml once again...

Searching for a husband on the romance section?

Talk about missing road

An extra fan belt is a must oh.

If e never do you before you nor go know.

Bloggers.

StreetSoldier:
It's a pressure pot. Not the regular cooking pot.
Compare prices online with the different models.

I know it's a pressure pot. When I saw the price, I thought it was electric. It's not. So how do you justify selling a two litre pot for 22k?

Forget online prices, have you been to the market?

Keto diets are becoming increasingly popular owing to their role in loss of excess kilogram (fat).

Fat and kilograms aren't the same biko. The weight can as well be muscle.

I see a lot of this keto this keto that but nobody suggests a keto diet for the Nigerian table.

How can a 2 litre pot be 22k?

kennygee:
Since I was born, now I am getting old, I have never see an 18 year old look so old, people have you seen?

*sing along*

This mummy isn't 18.

Her birthday was probably two days ago. Today is 20th.

jidestroud:
I'm so so sad and very disturbed. Stella and Rubbie are very sick and I simply don't know what to do. Started up with Stella, she started throwing up all through the night. Next thing she started drooling all over, barely able to stand on her feet, with constant screams of meow NON STOP!!!

I'm been awake virtually all through the night, totally lost on what to do.

Check on a vet in the early hours of the morning only to find out THEY DONT TREAT CATS? Gosh!!! The lady was practically scared of cats, even had the guts to ask me who brings cats to vet? IMAGINE?.
I had to cancel my day's planned activities to observe the her. Lo and Behold, Rubbie started throwing up too. (I was conscious enough to separate the two cats because I don't know what happening).
Now I have two cats battling for their lifes and I am totally in tears. I can't afford to lose my kittens.

First Aid Treatment given so far: Force Palm oil down their throat. And constantly giving them water to hydrate them.

Plssssss help!!!

With any luck, the cats will recover on their own. Cats are pretty resilient. Just care for them and make sure they are warm.

I'd advice against giving them human drugs not prescribed by an expert.

That vet is a disgrace.

ibizgirl:
Picked up this adorable poodle this afternoon. Thanks so much. He will be loved and well taken care of.

Hey I just remembered you and decided to check. Congratulations on your acquisition.


Thanks OP

Easy enough.

In the Bible the prophet challenged the messengers of Baal. Just follow that template

KillerBeauty:
So u are saying women can't whistle?

Most that I've asked can't.

The Bahamian hollering got me in stitches.

Other than that, this is an African joke Americanised

Seems to be very well organized. Kudos to everyone.

Thanks for sharing OP

Pweetyjuddy:
Nice

What's with the quote me and die?

Bump

ibizgirl:
Thanks dear, his siblings are all going to boarding house, just need a friend for him and he is crazy about dogs.

Hope he gets it.

1) Cats are not mean but they are the divas of the animal world. They probably think they own you.

2) Yes, cats and dogs can live together in peace and harmony. There's usually bound to be a clash if they are meeting for the first few times though. In a dog/cat fight, the cat will usually get the better of the dog due to its sharp reflexes and agility.

3) Your cat can sleep in your room.

4) I don't know what you mean by dominant but a cat probably believes you exist to serve it.

5) Cats aren't spiritual.

6) Why on earth would you want to give a cat dog food? Cats aren't fussy. They'll eat most of what you eat.

7) I'm only aware of the mongoose being immune to snake venom. I doubt if a cat is. However they've been known to kill snakes. Cats are extremely agile and that probably helps them in their fights with snakes. Do discourage your cat from fighting snakes though (assuming you're there when it happens).

8 ) What's a pure cat?
I don't know how much they go for

9) I suppose a vet can treat a broad range of pets and farm animals

10) What kind of training do you have in mind? Tricks? Grooming? Cats self groom and are very hygiene conscious. They also like to bury their poop. If you see a cat scratching the floor or carpet it's a good indicator that he wants to poop and you should let him out. Other than that, you can get him a sandbox for him to do his thing in.
As for teaching a cat tricks, I guess it can be done but good luck with that

11) Just about all animals (the worst probably being the Komodo dragon) carry some kind of toxin(s) in their saliva. This is normal. A cats saliva won't burn you, however I don't know what will happen if the skin is broken. Probably nothing in my opinion. Same thing with a dog (unless the dog has rabies).

All said and done, a cat is an awesome pet to have, as long as you're not expecting it to behave like a dog. They are polar opposites.

toniad1:
Pet toy poodle looking for a home in Lagos. All shots and vaccines are up to date.

ibizgirl:
Good morning, please can you give this dog to my 8year old son, he is crazy about dogs and will loooooove him. We live at Ikosi, Lagos. Can come get him from you. 08130350400 calls and WhatsApp.

OP please give it to her son.

mrtomola:
Check it again, the video is there http://nairaface.com/Wo-challenge/

Oh, it's on your blog?

Weh done Sah

AnonyNymous:
Just to buttress my original post. . . One of Magnus Carlsen's best friends wrote a post on Quora about how Carlsen went to party once (something he doesn't usually do) and as a result, he came home drunk. This friend seized the opportunity to try to win against Magnus for bragging rights and he was recording the game. Mind you, this friend is an IM (international master). Magnus still beat him. While drunk.

Now this guy here isn't even an IM yet, he's still a CM and you expect him to have a chance against the reigning world champion since 2013? No way, José.

Link?

Are there any good Luthiers in Nigeria? Please mention me if you know of any.

Where's the bloody video?

Almost missed it.

Lawdy Lawd

Better than a presidential handshake

CornelG:
Union my foot! Were they employed by that greedy union and their remuneration, are they being paid by the union too?

I think it's safe to assume that you are trolling.

CornelG:
All are trash speaking
Then those who are not qualified for the money should opt out of the strike then and resume work if that is the case.

Do you understand the concept of a union? It's not an individual agitation!

CornelG:
But is everybody national cake right?

No its not.

It's money paid for work done during a certain period. If you were not employed during that period you couldn't have done the work and therefore can't earn for that period.

nurey:
Hmmmmmm which car was that?

I have driven tons of cars, sedan hatchback, full size SUVs German, Asian, American and I can tell you there is no way a water bottle will roll from the back seat (note my roll) to the front, kolewerk if you have a car go and test it.

That looks like a bus