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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:16pm On Jan 12, 2018
ksstroud:


Jaz
grin grin grin grin grin grin
If you truly miss me, you know my house; at least show up....

Watch me, ayam coming cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:46pm On Jan 12, 2018
ksstroud:


They are not nominating because the newbies don't know how things roll for JV...
And the oldies no get time to roll in much again....

Yes I guess that's it.

In any case, singing:

girls, just wanna have fun! grin


And fun we shall have.

Thanks for voting kss wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:43pm On Jan 12, 2018
ksstroud:

25. Couple of the year: Nil (The ones for the past years sef never born)

cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 5:41pm On Jan 12, 2018
ksstroud:


Jaz
Jaz
Jaz


How many times did I call you?
This is 2018... all these tease tease must stop...
......................
undecided miss who?

Its is all this your denial that should stop in this 2018 o!
Less than halfway to this new January you at already breaking hearts upandan cry cry
Education / Re: My NECO GCE Result Without Any Expo by Jazmiynne: 6:00am On Jan 12, 2018
THEbaddest007:
I wrote the neco GCE exam and I passed without any expo or bomb


Congratulations THEbaddest007 on your courage to be different. I've only read the comments on the first page and they are not encouraging at all. Someone even saying you couldn't get A's in these era when exam malpractice is so easy. You see, that's exactly the point - you chose the hard route. I know that route, it's an uncommon route and you should expect more backlash if you continue on this path in your academic journey. But I tell you, the confidence it feeds you with is second to none!

At the same time, don't allow it to limit your mind or expectations. You can get A's even if you are writing without exam malpractice. You can be the best, aim for that. Nevertheless, whatever result you get without malpractice, you can own it with a confidence that words can't describe - be proud of you. Don't let anyone tell you it's not a big deal - it is a big deal, be proud of it.

I hope that you continue, it is doable, don't let anyone make you doubt the practicability. Some of us have written Jamb and passed through two university degrees without an iota of exam malpractice and yet we have fine grades to show as proof of God's favor.

I wish you all the success there can be and may the world see more of you as you continue to stay true to yourself.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 1:15pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ehrrrmmmmm on another note,

Now, that we guys are not nominating anybody, hope nobody would cry foul when I chop all the prize money plus including the freebies meant for the voters sha? lipsrsealed

I have searched my conscience and I don't think that could be termed 'ojukokoro'. cheesy

Better for me sef that our able sponsors decided to increase the money and the gifts for this year.

May the good Lord bless all your pockets and bless all of the non-voting crew who have unwittingly decided to enrich my personal pocket this year, AMEN. grin








But... I am not selfish like that sha, grin please join me to share this money biko. Whether as the voter or the voted, the award prices belong to us all.

Join in the national cake by voting on: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017 cool


Lemme sha be counting the money in the meantime grin kiss

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jazmiynne: 1:15pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ehrrrmmmmm on another note,

Now, that we guys are not nominating anybody, hope nobody would cry foul when I chop all the prize money plus including the freebies meant for the voters sha? lipsrsealed

I have searched my conscience and I don't think that could be termed 'ojukokoro'. cheesy

Better for me sef that our able sponsors decided to increase the money and the gifts for this year.

May the good Lord bless all your pockets and bless all of the non-voting crew who have unwittingly decided to enrich my personal pocket this year, AMEN. grin








But... I am not selfish like that sha, grin please join me to share this money biko. Whether as the voter or the voted, the award prices belong to us all.

Join in the national cake by voting on: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017 cool


Lemme sha be counting the money in the meantime grin kiss

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jazmiynne: 1:14pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ehrrrmmmmm on another note,

Now, that we guys are not nominating anybody, hope nobody would cry foul when I chop all the prize money plus including the freebies meant for the voters sha? lipsrsealed

I have searched my conscience and I don't think that could be termed 'ojukokoro'. cheesy

Better for me sef that our able sponsors decided to increase the money and the gifts for this year.

May the good Lord bless all your pockets and bless all of the non-voting crew who have unwittingly decided to enrich my personal pocket this year, AMEN. grin








But... I am not selfish like that sha, grin please join me to share this money biko. Whether as the voter or the voted, the award prices belong to us all.

Join in the national cake by voting on: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017 cool


Lemme sha be counting the money in the meantime grin kiss

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Desperate Need Of A Job by Jazmiynne: 1:14pm On Jan 11, 2018
Ehrrrmmmmm on another note,

Now, that we guys are not nominating anybody, hope nobody would cry foul when I chop all the prize money plus including the freebies meant for the voters sha? lipsrsealed

I have searched my conscience and I don't think that could be termed 'ojukokoro'. cheesy

Better for me sef that our able sponsors decided to increase the money and the gifts for this year.

May the good Lord bless all your pockets and bless all of the non-voting crew who have unwittingly decided to enrich my personal pocket this year, AMEN. grin








But... I am not selfish like that sha, grin please join me to share this money biko. Whether as the voter or the voted, the award prices belong to us all.

Join in the national cake by voting on: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017 cool


Lemme sha be counting the money in the meantime grin kiss

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:44am On Jan 11, 2018
Ehrrrmmmmm on another note,

Now, that we guys are not nominating anybody, hope nobody would cry foul when I chop all the prize money plus including the freebies meant for the voters sha? lipsrsealed

I have searched my conscience and I don't think that could be termed 'ojukokoro'. cheesy

Better for me sef that our able sponsors decided to increase the money and the gifts for this year.

May the good Lord bless all your pockets and bless all of the non-voting crew who have unwittingly decided to enrich my personal pocket this year, AMEN. grin








But... I am not selfish like that sha, grin please join me to share this money biko. Whether as the voter or the voted, the award prices belong to us all.

Join in the national cake by voting on: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017 cool


Lemme sha be counting the money in the meantime grin kiss

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:09am On Jan 11, 2018
Femillionz:
Airtel Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment (3 Positions)
http://jobintelng.com/2018/01/airtel-nigeria-latest-job-recruitment-3-positions/

United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA) Trainees Recruitment 2018
http://jobintelng.com/2018/01/united-bank-africa-plc-uba-trainees-recruitment-2018/

Entry Level recruitment at SABMiller Plc, January 2018
http://jobintelng.com/2018/01/entry-level-recruitment-sabmiller-plc-january-2018/

Yaliam Press Limited Fresh Job Recruitment (13 Positions)
http://jobintelng.com/2018/01/yaliam-press-limited-fresh-job-recruitment/



Are you for real? undecided

Please post this in the right threads biko.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2018
People where are our nominations naaaa?

All of these beautiful awards cannot just go like that without winners kwanu... cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:19pm On Jan 10, 2018
ksstroud:


kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss

I Miss You Like Kilode!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:29pm On Jan 09, 2018
ksstroud:


Casanova; ksstroud bawo...
Impossicant...




Greetings to all kings and queens here...
This land is green...



Kss! kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:09pm On Jan 09, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. She's lying. You break their hearts when you deny them. You should reply their mail if you want that to happen. I mean if you want to yield fruitstongue.







Ehwooo! See me see accusation o... Ayaf nuh been seeing any mail o!
Chai Google must be the culprit witholding this something from me shaaaa sad angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2018
Knock knock...


Walks in...

Anyone here? cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jazmiynne: 8:01pm On Jan 09, 2018
koffibass:
Lemme coman learn from you na

Lol I'm still a learner too o cheesy

Btw, have you voted today? wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jazmiynne: 4:10pm On Jan 09, 2018
chrisbaxtian:



mstchew! abeg go find work! undecided


Dear Sir,

Thank you very much for your suggestion.

Kindly advice if there are any vacancies at your firm as I am eager to contribute value for increased operational efficiency.

I am young, energetic and constantly ablaze with the fire of positivity.

As evidence of my skills listed above, I invite you to please click on this link: https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017

I am certain that the 7 day activity on the JBV awards thread would be an excellent appraisal of my capability to take on projects and induce positive energy for optimal success.

Thanks for your kind consideration even as I look forward to seeing your voting nominations on the thread mentioned above.

Yours Sincerely,
Jazmiynne.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:08am On Jan 09, 2018
Sambest2:
just a little observation, I think the gatecrasher thing gat to be scrapped, candidate profiling has made it impossible.

Thanks for the observation boss. smiley True, the candidate profiling has made it difficult.
Still, Impossible is Nothing wink

I'm personally rooting for whoever wins this award - I imagine it would be quite an inspiring story.

But if we have no winner... sad oh well, I believe we'd find a winner cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:00am On Jan 09, 2018
Sapiosexuality:

Miss Dainty: I think it's Jazmiynne.

Most Connected: Debbie. A statue should be erected in her name.

Webster of the Year: I'm hard to please. Lol. It's between amicable and jazmiynne. Tie.



Mbok shift lemme faint o! A whole Miss Dainty! shocked
I'm still in a state of shock.
Biko all the NL guys whose attention I have been attracting should show themselves o cheesy
Izza new year, let all the attraction be yielding fruit. We need a JBV wedding. cheesy

Hehehehehehehehe Sapiosexuality this nomination is doing me tinini tinini grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2018
amicable09:

*Steps in with a walking stick and round eye glasses*
I feel like a granny already gringrin grin

I can't shout no more.
I can't talk too loud.
I can't even dance like I used to tongue

Thanks for this honourable invite.
I will make sure I get the award money for the most active on this thread.

Let the gbedu begin! cheesy
If you hear your name, come and groove!
Brb with my register...

Jaz baby, tell the DJ to give us something light cheesy

Deejay do something!

Baby, Pana
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go



Hhehehehehehehehehehe guyz let's get the votes coming in wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:52pm On Jan 08, 2018
Udochee:
Izz about to go dannn.
Some of the categories might be difficult to nominate. Let's do this

Yes boss! The something izz dann already cheesy
Glad to have you here.




SisterGirl @amicable09 kindly be informed that your seat awaits you at the high table grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jazmiynne: 8:36pm On Jan 08, 2018
Ezkizzz me...

If y'all are not here, you are not anywhere on Nairaland yet.

I am Jazmiynne and I'm the hostess for the biggest award show of the year (yea I'm popular like that cool )

It's all happening right here:
https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017

Every bubble you ever heard of on NL, its all lit at this one spot. The dreamers of yesterday and today, yes those ones who dream with eyes wide open - meet us all at the hottest thread on NL.

IF YOU MISS THIS THREAD YOU MISS EVERYTHING!

Hey! Izz nuh just a voting something o...

We are bringing back the ginja

JBV section is family in its strength and y'all are about to experience it.

This one is - The Experience Reloaded! 7 days of action packed drama, fun, and banter as we put our votes together to create an Award Edition To Be Remembered!


Oya awon goons, let's turn up and party hard!


Edakun I am for nobody and for everybody - as I no tag anybody, biko tag yourself! kiss

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jazmiynne: 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2018
Ezkizzz me...

If y'all are not here, you are not anywhere on Nairaland yet.

I am Jazmiynne and I'm the hostess for the biggest award show of the year (yea I'm popular like that cool )

It's all happening right here:
https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017

Every bubble you ever heard of on NL, its all lit at this one spot. The dreamers of yesterday and today, yes those ones who dream with eyes wide open - meet us all at the hottest thread on NL.

IF YOU MISS THIS THREAD YOU MISS EVERYTHING!

Hey! Izz nuh just a voting something o...

We are bringing back the ginja

JBV section is family in its strength and y'all are about to experience it.

This one is - The Experience Reloaded! 7 days of action packed drama, fun, and banter as we put our votes together to create an Award Edition To Be Remembered!


Oya awon goons, let's turn up and party hard!

Thayvbe
Sapiosexuality
Mayoor15
LaRochelle
Pojomojo
Johnime
Emaimo
Debbie


If I no tag you, biko tag yourself! kiss

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 8:28pm On Jan 08, 2018
Ezkizzz me...

If y'all are not here, you are not anywhere on Nairaland yet.

I am Jazmiynne and I'm the hostess for the biggest award show of the year (yea I'm popular like that cool )

It's all happening right here:
https://www.nairaland.com/4276632/job-vacancies-section-awards-2017

Every bubble you ever heard of on NL, its all lit at this one spot. The dreamers of yesterday and today, yes those ones who dream with eyes wide open - meet us all at the hottest thread on NL.

IF YOU MISS THIS THREAD YOU MISS EVERYTHING!

Hey! Izz nuh just a voting something o...

We are bringing back the ginja

JBV section is family in its strength and y'all are about to experience it.

This one is - The Experience Reloaded! 7 days of action packed drama, fun, and banter as we put our votes together to create an Award Edition To Be Remembered!


Oya awon goons, let's turn up and party hard!

Karleone
Amicable09
ProudOlodo
Faith2ogesco
Ksstroud
Willyblinx
Abimbawealth
Lero15
Jamean
Eipreel
Cocolav
Vevean1
TheSCRYPT
Eldeevee
LadyF
Beau45
Singlefade
LastMumu
Moyarh
ilori
cutetonye
Tolusan
Udochee
Kaboninc

If I no tag you, biko tag yourself! kiss

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:11pm On Jan 08, 2018
Guys the voting lines are open...

Don't be late - make your vote count.








As the spirit leads, we may have a little something for the most active moniker on this voting thread - [s]even though na me suppose win this wan sha[/s] grin

We are not playing here... Vous repetez - We are not playing here! sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:03pm On Jan 08, 2018
PhilipGallagher:
Erm abeg, how much is attached to each award.

Oh ye of little faith! cheesy

Brother we make things happen! #AwonBaddest grin

#watchThisSpace cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2018
One Man One Vote cool

One Woman... Two Votes grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 12:30pm On Jan 08, 2018
Appliedmaths:
Abeg can we do pee dee pee in this election?

Lolz No form of Orubebe would be allowed cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 10:49am On Jan 08, 2018
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice
2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2016 and has made an impact within that time
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.
19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination.
24. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
25. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones.


NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.


Let the nominations begin.

cc Davide470, Uboma, TheRealAdonye

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Jobs/Vacancies / ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 10:46am On Jan 08, 2018
Holler holler people!

Its Twenty Ate Teen Already! cheesy cheesy

And you know how we do it!

Strolls in...

Picks up mic

Twale to myOgaAtTheTop @TheRealAdonye smiley

Uncle Suru, I'm off to Surulere
they say if i meet 2face TheRealAdonye
I’m gonna become a big star..
.


Heheheheheheheee by the power vested upon me by powers that be, grin I welcome you all to this year's edition of the JBV awards.

Whispers: Not the fake version o - This here is the real deal! cheesy

You thought we forgot? No way o.

So in case you missed last year's edition (awon #Morakuku tongue), y'all please grab a seat and lets get the ball rolling.

Deejay play me something!



Oya first of all,
Introduction gbagbe oshi! cool

Izzz your girl, Jazzy wink

And I'm your host hostess for the Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2017.

We had a blast for the last edition and we are back this year - bigger and stronger!

#BackToWhereItAllBegan

So the year 2017 began with many of us (we know ourselves) singing...

"You say if i believe,
I go make oh
I go make am oh
I am ready to take over the world"


Even though some of us (awon boss wink) were ready counting "30billion for the akant o" cheesy

As the year rolled across, the hustle and the bustle, the grind and twirl, we are still here:

"Everyday by day I just dey celebrate oh (eh)
Everything I do e just dey penetrate oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehovah oh"


And so therefore,

We go "Never forget where we come from..."

Here's how we do it:

To crown the awardees for the 4th edition of biggest award series on Nairaland, all you get to do is cast your vote.

Let the crown go to the deserving heads. cheesy

YOVO - You Only Vote Once - Make it count people!

Let's get this rolling people!






AND NOW, THE RULES:

1. PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY OTHER COLOUR TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD, ASIDE BLACK. OTHER COLOURS ARE RESERVED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSTER (OP) AND THE MODERATOR. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND CONGRATULATORY MESSAGES IN BLACK AND WHITE.

ACCEPTANCE MESSAGES BY WINNERS CAN HOWEVER BE MADE IN COLOR.

2. THIS THREAD WOULD SERVE AS THE THREAD FOR EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE AWARDS.

3. YOU COULD ALSO NOMINATE YOURSELF

4. THERE'LL BE NO CAMPAIGNING ON HERE. PLEASE DON'T SOLICIT FOR VOTES ON NAIRALAND. THIS IS A FAIR PROCESS WITH EQUAL OPPORTUNITY GIVEN TO EVERYONE.

5. ALL OTHER NAIRALAND RULES APPLY

Izz a simple sturvz aye?

I'm Jazmiynne, your hostess for the year, and I welcome you once again to the 2017 JSAs - Let's have fun!

DEADLINE FOR NOMINATIONS is 21st January 2018.

Dahz all cool

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