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saw a music video of cleo ice queen featuring one oda guy today on mtv... D gurl is quite gud but dat hairdo, meeen... Its like shez had it since *forever,cuz its stil d same one on her head in d bba house

if a nigerian shuld win again. Bba wuld bcome meaningless. Let angelo or elikem just win and go.
And pls,aside from d grand winner,would other housemates get anything?

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Marine*etyon:
What abt the blind driver that was caught in lagos, that have been driving for over 15yrs. God is infinitely wonderful!

dat was a deaf driver not blind.

please i need answers... Is cleo truely pregnant or its just a rumour?

someone wrote *westafrica might win this game cos for them,they r united* #true

god_of_music: Wait oo ...why am i the only one commenting on this page?? What happen??

cuz its nt yet pg 1111

only one person is goin hme dis wk cuz nando was dismisd. Dat makes 2per wk.

pls anyone... Whats d significance of winning d power of no game?. What powers has d winner?. I just fell in luv wit bba and am just getting familiar wit sum basics.thanx

wonder y every1 here is tinking d same way. Atleast,d poor woman knws what she went 2buy in d market and what it eventually turned to.am sure she didnt go 2d market 2buy a squid,she went 2buy a fish which she is familiar with and one way or d oda,she find a squid afterwards,ofcourse she wuld raise an alarm. Even if she was an educatedwoman,it wuld av bin d same reaction na... #justsaying

hi peeps. Pls dis presentation dat d housemates are rehearsing for,when would it be done.? Pls would love 2watch d main drama,dnt wanna mis it.tanx

wait o.i tot *ajebota* was a nigerian slang.yoruba 2b precise.aw cum elikem kept saying it 2melvin.lol

EATING

is that a pant hanging at d background? Hell no

i either cry, eat or just sleep

A boy called up his mom
"mom, i have AIDS"
Mom "what? don't come back
home son, go away" Boy "why mom, i'm your son"
Mom "you foolish boy!
If you come back home, then
your wife will be
infected,from your wife to
your brother, from your brother to our
maid, from our maid to your dad,
from your dad to my sister,
from my sister to her husband,
from her husband to me,
from me to our gardener, from our gardener to your sister...
And if your sister got it, then
the whole town is in trouble....

The Bank Robbery There was this
robbery in a certain
town , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't
move, money belongs to the state, life
belongs
to you". Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept -- >
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
--------------- ---------------
--------------- ----
One lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber
shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a
molestation!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
--------------- ---------------
---------------
----
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told
the older robber
(who is only
primary school educated), "Big bro,
let's count how
much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very silly,
somuch money, how
to count,
tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from
the bank!" This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than
paper
qualifications! "
--------------- --------------- ---------------
----
After the robbers left, the bank
manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait,
let's
put the K5
million we embezzled into the
amount the robbers
robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation
to
your
advantage!" ---------------
--------------- --------------- ----
The supervisor says "It will be good
if
there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
--------------- ---------------
---------------
----
The next day, TV news reported
that k100 million
was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only count
k20 million .
The robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives
and only took k20
million, the bank
manager took k80 million with a snap
of his fingers.
It lookslike it is better to be
educated
than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much
asgold !"
--------------- ---------------
---------------
---- The bank manager was smiling and
happy because
his loss in the CINOPEC shares are
now
covered by
this robbery. This is called "Seizing the
opportunity -- > daring to
take risks!

The Bank Robbery There was this robbery in a certain
town , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't
move,
money belongs to the state, life belongs
to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept --
>
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
--------------- --------------- --------------- ----
One lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber
shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
--------------- --------------- ---------------
----
When the robbers got back, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only
primary school educated), "Big bro,
let's count how
much we got", the older robber
rebutted and said, "You very stupid, somuch money, how
to count,
tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from
the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than
paper
qualifications! "
--------------- --------------- ---------------
----
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. The
supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's
put the K5
million we embezzled into the amount the robbers
robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to
your
advantage!" --------------- --------------- ---------------
----
The supervisor says "It will be good if
there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
--------------- --------------- ---------------
----
The next day, TV news reported that
k100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only count k20
million .
The robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and only took k20
million, the bank
manager took k80 million with a snap
of his fingers.
It lookslike it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much
asgold !"
--------------- --------------- ---------------
---- The bank manager was smiling and
happy because
his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now
covered by
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity -- > daring to
take risks!

also,faithia balogun in makomi and onyeka onuwenu in conspiracy.

please i need u to put me through on how to go about writing my project and sourcing for materials.starting from how to write my proposal.my topic is an evaluation of credit risk and its effect on banks loan performance.my supervisor want me 2 compare about 5banks and compare for d last 10yrs.pls i need ur contributions.

read john 4:21-24.now is d hour.we do not have to go to church or mount.wherever we r,we can worship so far its done in spirit n truth.some pple and being religios wen they go to church,their spirit isnt thr

is he a magician? ;Dis he a magician?

RT

akobo,bashorun,bodija,oluyole,challenge on point

tiniyata: At the banking hall some days back i saw someone filling his deposit slip and he wrote

tatty tasan instead of thirty thousand

and tatim instead of thirteen.....o men e no funny o!!! I had to help the person out, n she was so grateful

Jb gurl: i spelt isaiah as isiaha *even til date* and psalm as salm,joseph as josef, others include words with psy,phy,..

lol,afi tatty tasan na.

i spelt isaiah as isiaha *even til date* and psalm as salm,joseph as josef, others include words with psy,phy,..

mine were.scissors,stetoscope,hibiscus,even bench.lol

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arold and kumal,dude whrs my car,love dont cost a thing,my boss' daughter,oh baby,

I NEVER USED TO LAFF WHEN WATCHING COMEDY UNTIL I SAW D F.F 1.MEET THE SPARTANS 2.WILD WILD WEST 3.JENIFA 4.COMING TO AMERICA 5AGBEJORO.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN MY FAMILY.WHEN MUM IS BATHING OR DRESSIN,ITS OK 4D DAUGHTERS TO B THR BUT NOT D BOYS.SAME HAPPENS WEN DAD IS NAKED,D BOYS CANT STAY BUT D GIRL KNOW WAT TO DO,AND DAT IS TO LEAVE.

whats dis crap y'all saying bout naija gurls.a saying goes 'do unto other what u wuld have them do to u', like begat like. If u are gud to a lady u wuld reap gud 4rm her.u dont expect to attract an angel when u r a monster.