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IrishKez: This na your night na
I must see that controversial pics that changed a heart formerly ignoring you to turn round and begin to die for you o

Hehe . Don't tell me you have plans of dying for me too

KingTom: Sous Chef see me see wahala o. but sha let me not bother you with my problems. Congrats

Baba o, nor be you I dey talk o

Obinoscopy: I'm still speechless..........baby, what have you done to me? What's this feeling I'm having all over me?

Hmm.....Oga Oga .

*whispers to him*....thanks for coming to the rescue .

KingTom: Na wa o

Some peeps go cry or deactivate this night o .

iceberylin: ŤŐ ŤĤĔ ŴŐŐĔĔ ÁŃĎ ŴŐŐĔŔŚ ßĔÁŔ ĨŃ MĨŃĎ ŤĤÁŤ ŃŐŤ ĔVĔŔŶŤĤĨŃĞ ĨŚ ÁŚ ĨŤ ŚĔĔMŚ Ő

Word!!!!

zicoraads: Good evening sir! I was just watching how Chelsea decimated Arsenal last year at the Bridge. Sunday can't come soon enough for me

Rankadede maigida.

It won't be an easy match to play but I believe we'll carry the day eventually. Costa will be playing as Mourinho has said he won't be sparing the player @ all most especially now that his national team wants him.

IrishKez: Hmmmm!

Most of the love are based on the look of the recipients found in their profile.
Few are based on the man behind the look.

Learning a lot already

Hmmmm.......Words of wisdom .

xynerise: Than you guys? I just want a bit of truth in what they type . You stalking on someone as claimed, you need to show us link to a thread where it all started to make it real.

Hmmmmm......word!!!!

SpcAgtOko: Thanks sir

*takes a deep breath* ...

I also didn't think I would be here today.. but since I am.....


They say there are two sides to every story Here is my version:

JB, mein Shatz;
When I first came in contact with you I treated you like every other nairalander; just another online comment. In fact, I failed to even reply your mentions (Shoutout to Seun for making mentions easier to access!) and within a short time after our first encounter, I deactivated that account.

The very next day as I was checking my mentions I noticed you created a thread about me. I did not remember you from our first encounter and I wondered who the mysterious guy was who obviously followed me a lot more than I followed him.

I read your profile and posts a little, but made no effort to "get to know you". Without knowing it, we shared similar fears and similar wishes, but I paid you no mind. I continued with my late night nairaland creeping, and posting on random topics. When I saw your name come up, I would check out your profile and wonder what the "mysterious guy" was up to, but I never contacted you, and you never contacted me.

"He is just a kid" I said to myself, "another kid having a good time on nl.."

Fast forward a few months and I happened upon you mentioning my name again and I became much more curious this time. - Months had passed. I had forgotten all about you, but here you were, still calling my name

And then I saw your picture.

*heart be still*

Traeume ich?

This "kid" wasn't a kid at all. You were a handsome man who had the ability to make me melt just by looking into the camera.

The more I read your posts, the more I got to know you and know that you possessed everything I wanted in a man:
You are intelligent
You are attractive
You are forgiving
You are trusthworthy
You are loving
You are romantic
You are easy-going
You are adaptive
You are attentive
You are hard-working
You are emphathetic
You are confident
You are courteous
You are peaceful
You are mature
You have a sense of humor
<list has been shortened for the viewers sake >

Du bist was ich willst...
Doch, du bist was ich brauch.
Ja!
Du bist fur mich!
Du bist die Welt fur mich.
*hands him a translator*

It is time to make my dreams come true.

They say "A dream is wish your heart makes" and my heart is wishing to be with you.


Our e-home had already been made and I must give you credit there: You did a fine job building it.

Now, I want to take this to the next level with you. I have been your friend - the one that has come to love you. I have come to know you in a way that other babes would be jealous of
I want so much more though.
I want to return the love that you have so openly given me.
I want to love you endlessly.
Mo fe je ete e.
Mo fe fi owo kan idi e.
I want to please you.
I want to be the one you lean on in times of need.
I want to make you smile everyday.
I want Chelsea and Man U to unite as one; Me and You sharing a love that makes all others seem like puppy love.

If I had to tell the world what you mean to me, I would whisper in your ear and tell you "You are everything".

JB, Mo ni fe e...mit jedem Hertschlag... Ich liebe nur dich und ich weiss du liebst mich auch.
Ich kann dir nicht versprechen all deine probleme zu losen....doch - Ich kann dich lieben

Sag mir bitte ja

JB, let me love you for now and forever



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBMUDrCZKyA

WOW!!!

Ja

Beey: Chardonnay dear,aaah, you all are spoiling me today.Hope I'll not have turned a brat by the time it's over.Lol.

Of course dear its your day and the weekend. You need to enjoy it .

*serves her*

https://www.gayot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sequoia-grove-chardonnay.jpghttps://curezone.com/upload/Blogs/Zoebess/Chardonnay.jpg

*whispers to her*....are you aware that the ladies are wooing guys today @ the wooing thread center?

Teespice: not bad.

been indoors all day.

Hehe . I see you have some wooing to prepare for .

I've been there and it seems dull for now

berem: am not afraid o! You should take my place. You know am not too familiar with this section.

Does it really matter ma'am?

Beey: I've been heading there since 3 hours ago & am now at the door.Wonna take her out.She lives one hour drive away from me.

Okies!!! That sounds cool .

*whispers to her*.....but my question was actually how your mum was able to achieve that feat - bringing her daughter to this world on her own birthday?

KingTom: Yowa

Hehe . Ka naji hausa ne?

KiddaBlingzz: awoof sha

where is she? my regards to her

I believe you've already seen her . Drop your wishes for her and then lemme serve you .

*whispers to him*......Lokili dey o

miztola: sure...I've met some folks who think physical beauty is all but they forget that its just skin deep while their personalities stinks to high heavens.

They appear beautiful in over photo shopped pictures but deep down they are just nasty.....urgh!!

Hmmmm.......which is why guys and gals fall mugu on NL right?

Tamudo: Happy Birthday BEEY! Wishing you all the very best. Av fun!

Thank God you came out today.

Iver been ordered to serve you anything you would want for the parry. What do I dring?

farano: My birthday loading too 99.999999999%
I'll be 16 yrs old soon

Meaning your Birthday is tomorrow or next?

Beey: Haha, Jbluv55, my head is now swollen.It's the size of Texas.lol, if it bursts I'll blame it on you.You are too kind, thanks for the birthday campaign.You are special.

Hehehehe . Not to worry dear, I'll ensure it only remains swollen without bursting .

So how did your mum do it?

KiddaBlingzz: correct.

my day dey run smooth o
your own fa?

We dey push am o .

What shall I serve you? A pretty lady is celebrating her birthday and drinks and food have been paid for .

KingTom: Then a packet of hollandia milk.

Is this what you requested for sire?

*serves him*

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miztola:

@siggy True words .

You seem to be speaking from experience tho'

dre11: U use that glass yesterday ni

Na everyday I dey use am o

KingTom: Na she o

Hahahaha . Make she con cure the craze o .

Teespice: for starters I want nkwobi and freshly tapped palm wine.

*flips weave*

hello everybody.

Here you go ma'am .

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So how's your day going pretty one?

SpcAgtOko: Let's dance baby.

*holds her by the waist with right hand*
**holds her right hand with my left hand**
***steps to the left***
****steps to the right****

https://ljdjsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/21jxfr8.jpg

*****spins her round and round*****
******plants a kiss on her lips******

*sights Teespice @ the entrance, approaches her*

Welcome to Beey's Birthday parry ma'am .

*offers her a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you ma'am?

KingTom: Jbluv abeg arrange 3 satchets of pure water for me

Here you go sire .

https://www.sherwoodinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sachet-water.jpg

farano: Jbluv55 she wants you to kiss her

Ok I'll look for to give her more than just a kiss

KiddaBlingzz: chai see badman

jb nack am two gulder on me

Done!!!

How your day dey go na?

jobsat34: double tuale baba mi... I remain loyal like Loya milk

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Baba o. This your tuale o badt gan .

How weekend dey be na? We dey face Arsenal eventually o