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Victoriousvic: So, there was a party here and no one cared to invite me?

I'm really ignored these days.

#walks away#

So sorry bro, thot you were busy with exams and thus we didn't want to disturb .

Won't happen again bro .

jobsat34: i would have loved to.. just that i still dont know how i found myself for house + Airtel choose a wrong day to fumble, if no be say i dey enjoy the cheat, i for don dump that useless line tey tey..

How the cheat dey take work Oga? E be like say Airtel better pass MTN for my side .

jobsat34: Oga Jb, i just remember i came here with someone yesterday, have yu seen frankysnow??..

I'm not sure I've seen her around sire .

Good morning BTW .

khiaa: Jbluv55 can you please make Bunchersstab order add a salad and a glass of white wine for me?

Morning ma'am.

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Bunchersstab: Bar -Man give me a jug of palm-wine ngwanu....
a pot of isi-ewu mix wit liver,shaki,kpomo,roundabout and stockfish.
Mancade5 will need 5 bottles of Big stout (udeme) after cooking his beans.
Chucky234,what will you take
Freecocoa and Khiaa make fresh order.

Morning sire . Here's your palm wine

[img]http://africanlegends.files./2011/03/palmwine.jpg[/img]

And your isi ewu

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alomosweets: Just thought I'd share this with you guys.
I'm browsing for free now on my Airtel. I mean, absolutely.

On which device?

In any case, that couldn't possibly go on for long .

alomosweets: Smart move.
That explains the bulge in Jb's pants.
Buhuhuhuhehehekikiki...I'm in stitches now.
It is totally safe there BTW.

Buhahahaha

SmellMyFart: lol. Like you don't fart .

I don't force people to smell it.

In short, my fart doesn't smell .

3Dimension: I missed u too. Let's rock this parry

Rankadede sir . How are you?

alomosweets: I loved watching you dance. Don't stop on my account.

LOL . Okies serve yourself would you?

*throws the keys to her*

https://www.better-golf-by-putting-better.com/images/keytoss01.jpg

SpcAgtOko: Thanks baby. I love when you are romantic.

*lays my head on his shoulder and continues dancing*

*holds on to her and poses as SmellMyFart(wondering what sorta name that is anyway ) takes a snapshot *

[img]http://tanlinesresorts.files./2010/10/couple-in-pool.jpg[/img]

SmellMyFart: so romantic

You mind taking a photo of us sire?

Intacta: Thanks a bunch

You're welcome .

You haven't told me what you would want to be served ma'am?

alomosweets: Buhuhuhehehekikiki
Ñki fegheke o...I just needed some alone time.
But I think I saw another waiter somewhere...*searching bar for the unknown guy in the red blazers*
You replaced me without my knowledge, Jb?

Aaawww!!! Not so dear. He's just there to assist you . He was in need of a job and we needed more hands . Your position remains intact tho' waiting for you to resume .

So what shall you have this night cos its still celebration time.

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033] *dies* Yes, serve me my maleship (sic).[/color]

*pours water on him*

*he wakes up*

Now I think you got your maleship back sire

SpcAgtOko: Yes! Who could possibly deny you?

*dances and swims with him playfully*

*uses the remote to select a Endless Love by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross*

*holds her by the waist while she has her arms round my neck*

*dances to the tune*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LinsuvtsFdU

Lorlaahlozz: lmao



Anything serveable

Make I bring Lokili then

SmellMyFart: it's late night. Watcha doing in the pool?

*shouts out to him*

We plan on visiting another planet sire . Hope you do not mind .

BTW, I hope one of our assistants hav e served you?

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Ayam showing you my capability in any case you decide to extend that handshake beyond the elbow. I wee jez shuk your eyeball ne.

After I hurt you, I wee stop.[/color]

*walks up to her*

Have you been served anything ma'am?

Lorlaahlozz: Av bn right here

Liar Liar!!!
Pants on Fire!!! .

Anyway what shall I serve you?

SpcAgtOko: Only with you
*goes to an empty spot in the pool and jumps in, taking Jb with*

*Jumps in along with her *

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*whispers to her*

Shall we dance in this pool of ....*clears throat*...

*sights intacta @ the entrance, approaches her*


Welcome ma'am . I believe you're here for the party too?

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you ma'am?

alomosweets: Happy birthday to the best artiste yet on NL...llnp bro.

and who do we have here?

Welcome back runaway staff .

SpcAgtOko: *shows him to the toilet*

Hey princess, would you care to swim?

Cheriepet: Hmmmmm... dis is what i am talking about... a kiss for u JB

*sits @ d corner and enjoys my drink*

You're welcome ma'am . Would that be all?

Lorlaahlozz: m fyn ooo

Wah of dre11

Erm......its possible he's relaxing in one of the VIP rooms .

Where have you been?

lilhansome: yeah! thank bro I'll just take a cold can of smirnoff ice and freshly wraped ganja... if its allowed

Here's your smirnoff sir

https://www.lagmarket.com/store/image/cache/data/new/smirnoff-500x500.jpg

*whispers to him*......we only allow cigarettes and cigar here bro .

April07: Na koboko I go use tie una two..

*yinmu*

You sabi say na one finger I go use deal with you na . Just go and appease the Gods Tovot well well lest I'm tempted to ......make I nor talk

farano: @jbluv55 serve me boiled and fired egg lol

Haaa!!!! Mami farano herself .

*rushes to serve her*

[img]http://becomingmadame.files./2011/11/boiled_eggs.jpg[/img]https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/tomato-omelette.png

Beey: Am good dearest.

So where's your date?

Cheriepet: A bottle of chilled red wine and my swthrt 3Dimension

Tanks JB

Here you go ma'am .

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Done sire .

*shows him the room*

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