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Stingy wana take a girl out to abuja clinics, that one don turn for check up, no be outing again, lol.

I thought this was a job vacancy thread, which one I come dey see chyking nd marriage matter for here? Na wa o.

Una no even see yellow button of 5k for real life to hit, una dey here dey hit imaginary red nd green button of 1mil nd 100mil USD..smh.

I'm late on this thread, but I nominate myself, like this comment if you all agree..

fairygeh:
My colleague not bad at all,menu,menu plenry plenry

Fairygeh dis one u jst back us with ur ikebe,na wa o..turn face us small mk we see ur fine face na,no dey use ur ikebe dey shoot catapult tk dey television me.

Someone got a job and some ladies here saw only his grammatical errors as the most important thing, na wa for some girls o...niel niggy congrats joor.

voodoo85: anyone can offer gud sex

Trust me not every1, as for me mine is unique, take it or leave it.

voodoo85: Let's say i am girl of your dreams, fit all your criteria (beautiful, educated, strong, have own money, independent etc). As a guy who would like to spend your lifetime with me could offer to me?

I will offer you attention, good loving and wonderful s*x.

crownprince1765: Jbond! I'm not here to quarrel but I want to make this clear to u. No one has been shortlisted. Everything is still within the State level... 1st week of October, shortlisted applicants will be invited for interview. Don't ask for my source of information, cux it's unimportant in here..... As for now, DSS COBC28 is yet to shortlist not to talk of resuming camp.... camp tynz is in ending October or early November, don't know the exact date... but, watchout for 1st week in Oct

Me ask u for source of ur info? No time for that dude, nobody shud quote me again, u guys shud continue with ur tantrums, am out.

Sam95: Jbond or watever, u and dat ur friend d operate 4rm Cameron DSS. As 4 emlishady or watever. U b zombie or prostitute? Any one they say u follow.

Lol, guy u got me laughing hard, mehn dnt knw why ure angry bt dts d truth, dnt worry with tym u will see what am sayin, easy dude.

emlilshady: you are really James bond oh!!why are you deaden their morale? it's suppose to be a closed secret if that's true, with this... your friend could loss this job if they discover this ûr info. well, we are still waiting... in God I trust!

I cnt remember mentioning his name or giving any info about my friend, so nothing like losing the job, anyway keep waiting.

Ayo25: Keep shaking your head like agama lizard..... Nobody has been shortlisted and when that happens, everyone wud know, including those who are not shortlisted. The advert for the job was made public and there is no reason for the final shortlisting to be secretive. I think you have something to say but you dnt know how to say it

Insulting you would be waste of mb, so no need, if you like say rubbish from now till nxt year it wont change anything, keep waiting and when you are tired you will move on.

Arcasie: will do

Yeah bae, that's how we roll.

Arcasie: I wont! Abuja is definitely goin on my list ... appretiate your help

Berra, when u touchdown in abuja, just hit me up, and we can roll #wink#

Anytime I go through all your comments I just smile and shake my head, because sss have already collected the people they want and will soon resume training, my friend that has an uncle there that is a top official has been shortlisted already and he told me since last week, so u guys are just here wasting your time and fighting yourselves on NL with comments.

Arcasie: My mom is nigerian and we are both coming to visit along with some foreign friends early next year. It will be my first time and her umpteenth time ... hoping some of you could give me a few travelling tips when coming to nigeria and the best places to visit while im there to make my trip more entertaining and worthwhile. thank you

Arcasie dnt bother going to lag cos that state is too rowdy nd noisy with lots of traffic, visit abuja and you will love nigeria, and for tourism sake calabar also will be a nice place, so stick to abuja, calabar and propably ur mum's village when u come to naija...hastalavista baby (in schwarzenegger's voice)..

Arcasie: lol miss kerosene? *covers face with palms* ....i already know my love for kerosene is weird please dont start teasing

Yeah kinda weird bt fascinating though, when I was a kid d smell of talcum powder really thrilled me that I ended up licking it at a time, nd when I went to the toilet my poo was kinda white,hehehe.

Arcasie: u survived a bullet shot in ur chest abd abdomen??
thats amazing ....we thank God that your still here

Yes I thank God for my life, and for urs too miss kerosene.