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Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:31pm On Aug 12, 2015
Ayorinwolemi:

Traffic tinz!
Comment latter.
Traffic? Sorry I no knw say u be traffic warden.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:30pm On Aug 12, 2015
Demmzy15:
grin I'll follow and jump inside cry
lie lie.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2015
frinx:
Watin my mama, Wife and 100Mili dy do for water at the same time, when them knw say them nor fit swim..


Them miss road.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:25pm On Aug 12, 2015
VickyRotex:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na to join them inside na. angry cry cry

If I hear.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2015
ahsekeena:
All of my mum's hustle and prayers is to see me successful...the 100million is enough to make me successful.


Dear husband, I can marry another.
Lol, sharp girl.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:23pm On Aug 12, 2015
dovelike:
Tough choice angry
Yeah tough, but make a choice.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:19pm On Aug 12, 2015
MrCounselor:
Who's gonna dash u 100million Kobo ordinarily not talking of Dollars.

Since this question is a typical example of [size=16pt]OUT OF SENSE ERROR, I choose to walk away. [/size]
May we never be faced with such a situation. One love.

Instead make your 1million Naira by checking my signature.
BB, its allowed.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 10:15pm On Aug 12, 2015
activelyA:
grin
I will go into prayers cheesy
Then wake up from the dream undecided
if it aint a dream but reality, who would you save ist, be candid.
Romance / Re: 10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends by Jbond(m): 9:30pm On Aug 12, 2015
Cutehector:
who z d prson
Dude, u look like a madonnite, or an ex madonnite.
Romance / Re: 10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends by Jbond(m): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2015
agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4cheesy
Hahahahahahaha, guy I nearly choked while laughing after going through the number 4, the gbagaun no get mate.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by Jbond(m): 9:22pm On Aug 12, 2015
EroticAngelina:
its ok. at least my hand will rest tongue
Your hand will rest? Lol, meanin ur handbag weighs the same thing with a bag of cement.
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by Jbond(m): 9:10pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:


Yea, I am easy.Not like before again.I have been working on the habit.
Ok nice, if you need tips on how to go bout it, holla.
Jokes Etc / If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Jbond(m): 8:42pm On Aug 12, 2015
Sincerely who will you save if given only one option? For the guys your mum, wife, or 100million dollars, for the ladies your mum, your husband or the 100million dollars.

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Travel / Re: Top 10 African Countries With The Finest Men by Jbond(m): 8:31pm On Aug 12, 2015
Jamean:
The South African guy is just too cut.... cheesy

The Nigerian guy be like...'I am just here for the pictures"
What do u mean by someone is too cut?
Crime / Re: These Guys Allegedly Stole Ipad: See How They Were Caught (photos) by Jbond(m): 8:26pm On Aug 12, 2015
funkybully:
That dude with uncombed hair is Tayo, one of d notorious pick pockets around okokomaiko
Oboy, na your niggy?
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by Jbond(m): 8:19pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:


I no need man to buy me drink o, for where?! I go to shoprite and get my alcohol cheap.If I don't have money to buy wine, I go counter pack all the beer wey I fit afford.
Better, I trust you sha, easy on the alcohol intake anyway.
Politics / Re: Ekiti Oba Protests Against PHCN In Benin (See Photos) by Jbond(m): 8:18pm On Aug 12, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
...As per .. I answer only interesting and intelligent questions. NEXT!!
Right now you feel you just landed yourself an award, miss intelligent...NEXT.
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by Jbond(m): 8:13pm On Aug 12, 2015
EggovinMma:


Well there is nothing like cheap wine or expensive wine to me.I just love good wine. I don't even look at names, even if I do, I forget as soon as the bottle is empty. I just buy open and gulp it down cheesy grin grin.There are times when friends givesme real good and expensive wine, I treasure such grin, I don't "gulp" those down.I have been sober for 11 days now.Not a drop of alcoholic drink since 1st, I had too much last month because of several ceremmonies I attended.
This one you like wine, don't be like the OP ooo.

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Travel / Re: Photos From The Helicopter Crash In Lagos- Metronaija by Jbond(m): 7:06pm On Aug 12, 2015
This bristol group,always advertising for job vacancies,hmmmm.
Politics / Re: Ekiti Oba Protests Against PHCN In Benin (See Photos) by Jbond(m): 6:56pm On Aug 12, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
I like the Oba.
U like him as per?
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by Jbond(m): 6:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
softysparky:
Msteeeeeew. If you don't have strong head to drink then don't drink at all. If only girls know how they disturb guys when they are drunk ehhh, you will pity guys.
God bless you for that comment, infact 1500 airtime for you.
Romance / Re: Why is it that only Girls are asked to keep their virginity? by Jbond(m): 11:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
I'm a virgin.

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Daughter's White Wedding (Photos) by Jbond(m): 12:29pm On Aug 02, 2015
360ng:
Cngrts to her.




Mine is on the way.
Yeah pretty soon we will walk down the aisle, hope you will be ready when I propose?
Events / Re: My Elder Sister's Traditional Wedding. by Jbond(m): 2:36am On Jul 31, 2015
wendycindy:
grin thanks. How can I get dis 2 frontpage?
Backpage.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Make-up Effects That Makes Injuries Look Real (Photos) by Jbond(m): 4:42pm On Jul 25, 2015
Ernest obi, I love any movie he produces.
Romance / Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by Jbond(m): 8:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
BelovedN:
Jobless people everywhere
Gbam.
Romance / Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by Jbond(m): 7:32pm On Jul 09, 2015
Heheheheheheheehe..mehn this thread is on fire
Mr cork abeg come carry me for this range rover u buy with £28,000 cash.
Romance / Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by Jbond(m): 7:32pm On Jul 09, 2015
Heheheheheheheehe..mehn this thread is on fire
Mr cork abeg come carry me for this range rover u buy with cash.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Returns The Tithe Of A Widower And Father Of 3 by Jbond(m): 7:16pm On Jul 07, 2015
W
Politics / Re: APC Insists On Ekweremadu’s Removal by Jbond(m): 9:54am On Jun 30, 2015
God bless Nigeria,
This old godless Nigeria,
Sweet land of kill em all and let em die.
Events / Re: Ladies!!!...which Ring Will You Say Yes To? by Jbond(m): 3:52pm On Jun 27, 2015
NegeduGrace:
Which ring will you say yes to?
No 5 looks classy, would love to put it on her finger, any idea where I cn get it? @OP.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by Jbond(m): 8:58am On Jun 23, 2015
Lero15:
Jbond, that was hilarious grin
Yeh bro, its funny now bt ws nt bk then o, if I had seen that man outside that building on the road, would have pulled my suit nd engage him in mortal combat nd give him fatality nd babality, mofo.

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