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OP are we looking @ the recent skin or the recent bobby?

NaomiNew:
who told you?
i dnt even knw him

We know him, but we don't know you
#OYO

richommie:
go wotch the movie again

#YolO

No mind am

Jbond and bae

I knw that's what its used for, but I don't use it cos no time for that, straight to the mouth abeg.

dedons:
If you were male,nobody would have sent you any money

Very correct, na so we see am.

Karmanaut:
What stupidity is this?
Who wakes up and decides to write drivel like this?

Chineke, are you calling the OP an imbe? Or a driver? Lol.

ebubey:
s£x? wat re u saying

He is obviously thanking you for the gbegbesogbe you guys had the last time you met, what's there you don't comprehend?

StepTwo:
Abuja People, I met with the Manager at LG office at BANEX junction and they are in need of a girl for immediate employment.

STRICTLY GIRL. and please, ur CV should carry the job related experience.

Only girl? What about woman,or transgender?

SirWere:
E be like say you no fear ban

Ban na person name? Or e go comot money from my account? Tahhh.

Is that seun?

Will be needing some workers beginning of next month in abuja, new nyanya axis to be precise.

creamyxino:
My soft self.....

We are supposed to tell you if ure soft or not,not you calling yourself soft.

Enahi:
To all d doubting Thomas, here is something for your imagination

When you post a full pic of the igbanda,let me know so I cn advice you on what to do. For now will jst be viewing comments.

Vinshu:
OK but who are the customers?

Men of course.

HitlerGaddafi:
prostitutionn. I can link you up and send you to italy to earn a living.

Lol,I swear you harsh.

Vinshu:
Customers?

yup

This goes out to all the ladies on this forum.

From a financial standpoint, a wife is better off than a mistress. She has a ring, cash, gifts, wedding anniversaries, thanksgiving service, birthday parties, clothes and asoebis, the house, kids, a car, monthly upkeep, inclusion in the will, loyalty and the security of always being the Mrs.

A mistress is better off than a prostitute. She gets to have surprise gifts, cash on request, paid rent and few extras thrown in. Anything but a diamond ring.

A prostitute only has what she bargained for. Nothing more… except perhaps an unwanted pregnancy or an STD.
Good businesses operate on building long-term relationships that become more like an ongoing affair or better yet a lasting marriage than a one-night stand.

A business doesn’t thrive or last long if it only seeks an opportunity to have a one-off transaction with its customers. Great businesses seek to evolve beyond just having transaction and seek to have a lasting interaction with every customer.
Bad businesses operate from a prostitute’s mentality and always have to be by the road-side looking for the next customer. With the constant risks of attracting the wrong type.

So to my dear ladies, sit down, put on your thinking cap and figure out a way to ensure that you remain top-of-mind for your customers.
Here are some simple examples, a university will do well to have an alumni to ensure that they keep in constant touch with their graduates.
A web development firm will do better if it offers a monthly maintenance service to update their client’s website and also a yearly hosting service renewal.
A bank will be a lot better off, if it figures out a way to seduce it’s customers to open a “family account” for a customer’s spouse and their kids also.
A software company like Microsoft makes its billions by offering annual updates and new application licenses.
A pastor who wants a national or global church, will thrive by setting up a system where it’s members have regular cell group meetings, fellowships, Bible study programs and weekly prayer groups that deepens the bonds of its members.
To increase your profitability and ensure that it is a lot harder for your customers to get seduced away by the competition, figure out a way to ensure that your services aren’t just one-off transactions, but on-going affairs and interactions. That way your customers stay married to your brand.
Good luck!

Cc: Seun,Lalasticlacla

MCJIKEL22:
Jbond and co una no dey sleep?!

No

I blame the MOD that took this thread to fp.

kemlily:
OLORUN WO WON

You are the new introvert abi.

Oluwa shine your light, make I no go jam michellla wey dey fly for night.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Me sef go make am become player [/color]

Lol, badt balling niggy.
OP meet a pastor then, cos naijaboiy will spoil you more just like he said, or go with fola's advice.

Ah ah na, OP in this 21st century that change is everywhere and bomb is blasting everywhere? You're falling our hand o, now now you've sent her money sef and no thank you from her, niggy better delete all her contacts and keep your head straight like u never came across her, cos ure on a long thing. Meet fresh dudes like naijaboiy and co to lecture you on dating tips and stop falling a maga, because if I should advice you, you will end up being a womanizer.

Whayasay

OP when will season 4 be out? maybe I would have a camera phone by then, and get me self a pretty gf here

KlaireKlement:
Bye...

Lol,husband and wife quarrel.

Dec 9th. None on this thread I guess.

dOnLarich:
wanna svck you dry as in CORRECT BJ

Na wa oo.

P

onauchi:
Mixtape sorry.lol

Ok better, sexy fine dj.

onauchi:
Go to sound cloud djchizzy baby I have 2 mistakes there

You have two mistakes? Hmmmmm