After that fidson interview I swore I ws neva gona travel to lag again for any interview, then I received an interview iv for one gulf treasure oil and gas like a year lata, choi na so I borrow money travel go lag again, this time I no mind wrk for lag cos owu don blow me, when I got to the compound mehn the building was superb, (for my mind I say this company get money o), when I ws goin to sign in, the courses I saw that other candidates entered was shocking, cos we were told to write dwn our names nd our discipline, me come dy wonder wetin I dy find there cos most of them were engineering courses while mine was natural science (for my mind I say mayb na the HSE wey I do mk dem invite me sha), I then sat down, other candidates started trooping in, mehn see old men, men wey be like uncle nd pple papa them, nd when they brought out their CV it was like a text book, fear no let me bring out my cv cos e be like flyer, and I was obviously the youngest among them, I was like na only me waka come?
Then the sec started calling our names nd ushered us into a conference room for a written test which was nt indicated in the txt, one guy say 'excuse me sister, they said interview nd nt test, so why u wan come gv us test na' mehn everybody burst laugh..as test start come see old men dey copy frm phone after browsin, me broswe too sha my no lie, bt I observed the room if der ws camera.. After the test we were called in for the interview, I ws nervous thinkin I will meet with panel of pple, only to gt der nd saw one man sittin alone pingin, nd he ws dressed casually, I den sat dwn nd gave him my cv, he ws still pingin den only to look @ my cv nd exclaimed 'no wrk experience? (For my mind I say see dis mumu o,ur hr no see my cv b4 dem invite me)..he jst hissed nd continued pressing his phone that I shud jst go, chai if nt that they already had my cv nd cn use It to track me or sometin, I almost insulted the man cos the tin pain me, in my mind I jst prayed that If I leave the building it should just explode, cos I ws jst thinkin of the tfare I wasted in travellin dwn to lag, coupled with the fact that I dint even hv tfare to travel bk to abj, I had to stay 1 more week b4 I cud travel bk to abj cos of tfare..when I came out frm the office the old men that I ws gisting with b4 I went in for the supposed interview were askin me hw did it go? what questions did they ask? I dint even answer any of them cos I jst walked straight to the door, straight to the gate and straight home. Una knw the rest na, no thanks for comin mail, please try again later mail or even regret mail till 2day.

Mine was fidson, that was my ist interview after nysc cos I was always turning dwn interview invites I ws always receiving frm lag, I no like the state, but when I saw fidson I just had to go for it, travelled dwn frm abj, aced the aptitude test and was called back for the interview 2 weeks later, I travelled for the interview and the position was for medical rep, my plan was if I gt the job would choose abj as my preferred state for the job, the interview panel was made up of 4 men and a lady, during the interview they were surprised I dint have any workin experience (like say no be them invite me come), funny enough I ws the only candidate with no wrk experience, others had wrkin experience so my chances were zero, bt I answered the questions they asked, when I was asked if I had any question for them, I then asked of their new water injection plant which I read online that they were the ist to build such in nigeria as @last year, na so the man I ask begin blab, then told his colleague to answer me, that one was blabbing too and told another of his colleague to answer me which was a lady, she then finally told me more about the plant, then one of the men chipped in that the plant would resume operation the followin month with free accomodation, the pay was above 100k, expatriates were gona train the new recruits and they needed young graduates like me, that if I was interested he would send my name down right away so I can work there, I then asked him which state and he said ogun state, na so I scream nooooo (mumu like me, na abuja just dy my mind to work, till 2day I still regret that action), that its d medical rep job I'm there for and that's why I was invited, the man just shook his head in a pathetic manner when I said no, they then said ok they will get back to me, till 2day even regret mail them no send me.

Is there any award for this MR NL nd Miss NL? Just curious though..I vote for all the contestants sha..

incanto:
I am a medical laboratory science graduate and reside in Abuja. Pls any job available anywhere? I'm tired of searching

Bro trust me,browse for all the names of hospitals around you,in gwarinpa,asokoro etc nd visit them nd drop your cv with them,trust me u will see the magic within a short period.

bettercreature:
A twitter user shared the pictures with the caption:

"No long convoy, no siren! May your reign last long Mr President "


"
GCFR President Muhammadu Buhari exiting the National Mosque after Jummat prayer. No long convoy, no siren!"



Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/R_ELL/status/609358554257035264

Bro get your facts right, I was around that national mosque ystrday nd I saw the convoy buhari came with while I ws passing by,the roads leading to the mosque were blocked nd no vehicle was seen along that area with soldiers,police,nscdc,sss etc all over the place,I ws talkin on the phone nd ws stopped by a soldier for makin calls while around that area,I apologised nd we were gisting wen baba came in with his convoy,3 prado jeeps nd that mercedes pic u uploaded ws nt with him sef,it ws parked along d road,I saw baba coming down frm one of the jeeps nd entering the mosque,nd dt ws d same jeep he used while leavin cos I ws still opportuned to see him leave when I ws coming bk frm engineerin society of nigeria which has its complex along that area,so no dey lie guy.

benkings:
did u just say 'the man on question'?

Lol..yeah she did...#cnt stop laughing#

Hastala vista..

Girl008:
This is fake, please don't apply, nestle's handle can't be 'abaji.recruitment@ng.nestle.com'

I tire o, nestle is an international FCMG nd has its own career section for job application, dunno since when they started using email for there jobs.

melach:
Pls I wanna go on Monday. Can I join you guys? Or can anybody describe how I can get there

no p

Pavore9:
Fathers (d ones that drops money for food) expects more "professionals" in their soup, reminding me of a family that lived near us while growing up, the wife cooks 2 pots of soup, one for she & d kids which is watery & bare, husband's own "loaded".

U kiddin me? That's terrible.

Even if there are such guys in a no sex relationship, definitely the guy will be havin s*x with another girl or other girls, quote me anywhere, as simple as that.

tpiah99:


i dont pokenose in other people's matter.

If u no pokenose,poke finger

Beamborla:
That moment when I can't just help but keep staring at my daddy's plate of soup and keep wishing one miracle would just exchange our food.

Dear husband, if I give you two pieces of meat, be rest assured that mine would be three. We both deserve respect.

If u give him two pieces nd u take 3,ah ah meanin ure nw the head of the house o..

Ekiseme:
For their mind na.

Anywayz..i never see my palee chop food with only one meat, atimes dem go even give am almost all the meat for pot and others go collect one each.....you go just dey wonder

As in eh,as per head of the house,hahahahahahaha..

EroticAngelina:
Respect ke? Which time dis one start? Its only my dad i can give two or more pieces of meat from my heart o. So if i no put meat, my bf no go gree eat?
if he complains of the one meat i put, i will just go back and cut dat same meat into two or three pieces and come bk to serve him. Mtchew

Babe u go harsh o,lol.

henryhemon:


Am sorry man. call me 08068851352.

Hmmmm u try, so that when I call u nw, u will come on NL nd say I called u abi, thank u sir.

I see ladies serving their bfs or husbands food with more than one piece of meat,and when I ask them,they say its a sign of respect that givin a man a piece of meat or no meat at all is disrespectful.
But for me I can eat a full meal without meat,as long as the food fills my tummy up that's what matters,a piece of meat or pieces of meat is just a plus for me. So to the ladies and guys on NL,what's ur opinion on this?

henryhemon:

I understand your frustrations and bitterness. Why don't you allow me mind my business and you mind yours?

If simply cos I made an observation,u nw tk it as frustration and bitterness,no p its allowed mr henry,bt remember pride goes b4 a fall,enjoy.

henryhemon:

Are you going to be a waitress?and how do you am the one to help them?cuz you sent me an email in nairaland which I wouldn't be able to read?

Hv said mine,if u like u ask questions frm nw till nxt week,that's ur biz dude,enjoy.

henryhemon:

Let's see your C.V on dhenrys45@gmail.com

This henrymoon guy, hv been observing u, ure always askin ladies to snd their CV, bt u dnt ask guys for their CVs, bros change nd help guys too, na wa o.

ayoidan:
You can find #ThingsToDo and places to visit on mydestination.com/nigeria.... They have a good collection for what you require....complete with contact details so you can call some places ahead and plan accordingly.

Enjoy your stay.

Oboy no bother, d babe no come again.

Wondering why people like long talk, the screening was for 3days nd its over, unless mayb they hv nt done it yet in some states whc I doubt, nd during screening we were told the date for training which is feb 4 to 6, apart from that all this long stories I read here everyday is null.

taraknat:
thank ur stars Bida is not far from bwari, just take d next available cab and strt comin to abj, it is very important

Are u in bwari?

Creamish:


So watz ur poison brand?

Snipperquinol.

Blakjewelry:

When something expires, let's take food and drug for instance. Some of their key ingredients brake down thus becoming harmful, but in poison the reverse is the case. Remember that the key ingredient of a poison is formulated to make lethal, when it expires most if it active composition brake down making less potent... But op why the question? Hope you are not planning to commit suicide.

Nah not committing suicide..

Creamish:


Since u consume it, ur in d best position to enlighten us then..

Not really in the best position cos the one I consume is still potent nd hs not expired yet, so wana knw wts gona happen when it expires, heheheheheheh..

Blakjewelry:
When a poison expires it loss it potent thus become less poisonous

Why say so? Cause when something expires its more dangerous, so why do u think poison will be less potent when it expires?

jerflakes:


HU THE HELL SAID POISON EXPIRES?

I the heaven said so..

Creamish:


Like u said..."any consumable substance"..... is poison termed as a "consumable"?

Bottom line is the effect it has on ur body since its same for other consumables.

Food makes u healthy when valid.....makes u sick when expired.

Poison kills u when valid...kills u when expired...

y bother checking the potency?

Yeh I consume poison as dessert, dunno bout u, that's why I wana knw if its gona be more or less poisonous when it expires.

Normally any consumable substance that exceeds its expiry date is believed to be harmful to health making it poisonous, so when poison expires, will it be more poisonous or less poisonous, please fellow nairalanders I really want to know because I hv being trying to come up with an answer but none yet.