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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by Jbond(m): 8:58am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Lero15:Yeh bro, its funny now bt ws nt bk then o, if I had seen that man outside that building on the road, would have pulled my suit nd engage him in mortal combat nd give him fatality nd babality, mofo. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by Jbond(m): 1:55am On Jun 23, 2015 |
After that fidson interview I swore I ws neva gona travel to lag again for any interview, then I received an interview iv for one gulf treasure oil and gas like a year lata, choi na so I borrow money travel go lag again, this time I no mind wrk for lag cos owu don blow me, when I got to the compound mehn the building was superb, (for my mind I say this company get money o), when I ws goin to sign in, the courses I saw that other candidates entered was shocking, cos we were told to write dwn our names nd our discipline, me come dy wonder wetin I dy find there cos most of them were engineering courses while mine was natural science (for my mind I say mayb na the HSE wey I do mk dem invite me sha), I then sat down, other candidates started trooping in, mehn see old men, men wey be like uncle nd pple papa them, nd when they brought out their CV it was like a text book, fear no let me bring out my cv cos e be like flyer, and I was obviously the youngest among them, I was like na only me waka come? Then the sec started calling our names nd ushered us into a conference room for a written test which was nt indicated in the txt, one guy say 'excuse me sister, they said interview nd nt test, so why u wan come gv us test na' mehn everybody burst laugh..as test start come see old men dey copy frm phone after browsin, me broswe too sha my no lie, bt I observed the room if der ws camera.. After the test we were called in for the interview, I ws nervous thinkin I will meet with panel of pple, only to gt der nd saw one man sittin alone pingin, nd he ws dressed casually, I den sat dwn nd gave him my cv, he ws still pingin den only to look @ my cv nd exclaimed 'no wrk experience? (For my mind I say see dis mumu o,ur hr no see my cv b4 dem invite me)..he jst hissed nd continued pressing his phone that I shud jst go, chai if nt that they already had my cv nd cn use It to track me or sometin, I almost insulted the man cos the tin pain me, in my mind I jst prayed that If I leave the building it should just explode, cos I ws jst thinkin of the tfare I wasted in travellin dwn to lag, coupled with the fact that I dint even hv tfare to travel bk to abj, I had to stay 1 more week b4 I cud travel bk to abj cos of tfare..when I came out frm the office the old men that I ws gisting with b4 I went in for the supposed interview were askin me hw did it go? what questions did they ask? I dint even answer any of them cos I jst walked straight to the door, straight to the gate and straight home. Una knw the rest na, no thanks for comin mail, please try again later mail or even regret mail till 2day. 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by Jbond(m): 1:26am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Mine was fidson, that was my ist interview after nysc cos I was always turning dwn interview invites I ws always receiving frm lag, I no like the state, but when I saw fidson I just had to go for it, travelled dwn frm abj, aced the aptitude test and was called back for the interview 2 weeks later, I travelled for the interview and the position was for medical rep, my plan was if I gt the job would choose abj as my preferred state for the job, the interview panel was made up of 4 men and a lady, during the interview they were surprised I dint have any workin experience (like say no be them invite me come), funny enough I ws the only candidate with no wrk experience, others had wrkin experience so my chances were zero, bt I answered the questions they asked, when I was asked if I had any question for them, I then asked of their new water injection plant which I read online that they were the ist to build such in nigeria as @last year, na so the man I ask begin blab, then told his colleague to answer me, that one was blabbing too and told another of his colleague to answer me which was a lady, she then finally told me more about the plant, then one of the men chipped in that the plant would resume operation the followin month with free accomodation, the pay was above 100k, expatriates were gona train the new recruits and they needed young graduates like me, that if I was interested he would send my name down right away so I can work there, I then asked him which state and he said ogun state, na so I scream nooooo (mumu like me, na abuja just dy my mind to work, till 2day I still regret that action), that its d medical rep job I'm there for and that's why I was invited, the man just shook his head in a pathetic manner when I said no, they then said ok they will get back to me, till 2day even regret mail them no send me. |
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Jbond(m): 1:40pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Is there any award for this MR NL nd Miss NL? Just curious though..I vote for all the contestants sha.. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 10:50am On Jun 21, 2015 |
incanto:Bro trust me,browse for all the names of hospitals around you,in gwarinpa,asokoro etc nd visit them nd drop your cv with them,trust me u will see the magic within a short period. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves Mosque Without Convoy Or Sirens by Jbond(m): 11:05am On Jun 13, 2015 |
bettercreature:Bro get your facts right, I was around that national mosque ystrday nd I saw the convoy buhari came with while I ws passing by,the roads leading to the mosque were blocked nd no vehicle was seen along that area with soldiers,police,nscdc,sss etc all over the place,I ws talkin on the phone nd ws stopped by a soldier for makin calls while around that area,I apologised nd we were gisting wen baba came in with his convoy,3 prado jeeps nd that mercedes pic u uploaded ws nt with him sef,it ws parked along d road,I saw baba coming down frm one of the jeeps nd entering the mosque,nd dt ws d same jeep he used while leavin cos I ws still opportuned to see him leave when I ws coming bk frm engineerin society of nigeria which has its complex along that area,so no dey lie guy. |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Careful! by Jbond(m): 11:44pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
benkings:Lol..yeah she did...#cnt stop laughing# |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Jbond(m): 11:05am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Hastala vista.. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies In Nestle Nigeria Plc. Abaji Water Plant by Jbond(m): 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Girl008:I tire o, nestle is an international FCMG nd has its own career section for job application, dunno since when they started using email for there jobs. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 11:34am On Mar 09, 2015 |
melach:no p |
Food / Re: Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 11:19pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Pavore9:U kiddin me? That's terrible. |
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Jbond(m): 8:13pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Even if there are such guys in a no sex relationship, definitely the guy will be havin s*x with another girl or other girls, quote me anywhere, as simple as that. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 2:22pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
tpiah99:If u no pokenose,poke finger 1 Like |
Food / Re: Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 6:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Beamborla:If u give him two pieces nd u take 3,ah ah meanin ure nw the head of the house o.. |
Food / Re: Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 6:19pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Ekiseme:As in eh,as per head of the house,hahahahahahaha.. |
Food / Re: Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 6:16pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:Babe u go harsh o,lol. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 5:07pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
henryhemon:Hmmmm u try, so that when I call u nw, u will come on NL nd say I called u abi, thank u sir. |
Food / Is More Than One Piece Of Meat In A Man's Food Really A Sign Of Respect? by Jbond(m): 4:57pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
I see ladies serving their bfs or husbands food with more than one piece of meat,and when I ask them,they say its a sign of respect that givin a man a piece of meat or no meat at all is disrespectful. But for me I can eat a full meal without meat,as long as the food fills my tummy up that's what matters,a piece of meat or pieces of meat is just a plus for me. So to the ladies and guys on NL,what's ur opinion on this? 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 9:33am On Feb 24, 2015 |
henryhemon:If simply cos I made an observation,u nw tk it as frustration and bitterness,no p its allowed mr henry,bt remember pride goes b4 a fall,enjoy. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 4:02pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
henryhemon:Hv said mine,if u like u ask questions frm nw till nxt week,that's ur biz dude,enjoy. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 9:05pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
henryhemon:This henrymoon guy, hv been observing u, ure always askin ladies to snd their CV, bt u dnt ask guys for their CVs, bros change nd help guys too, na wa o. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: * by Jbond(m): 2:13pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
ayoidan:Oboy no bother, d babe no come again. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC (ADHOC Staff) Invite For Training. by Jbond(m): 10:57am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Wondering why people like long talk, the screening was for 3days nd its over, unless mayb they hv nt done it yet in some states whc I doubt, nd during screening we were told the date for training which is feb 4 to 6, apart from that all this long stories I read here everyday is null. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC (ADHOC Staff) Invite For Training. by Jbond(m): 10:34pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
taraknat:Are u in bwari? |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 5:20pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Creamish:Snipperquinol. |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Blakjewelry:Nah not committing suicide.. |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 5:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Creamish:Not really in the best position cos the one I consume is still potent nd hs not expired yet, so wana knw wts gona happen when it expires, heheheheheheh.. |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Blakjewelry:Why say so? Cause when something expires its more dangerous, so why do u think poison will be less potent when it expires? |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
jerflakes:I the heaven said so.. |
Health / Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by Jbond(m): 2:32pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Creamish:Yeh I consume poison as dessert, dunno bout u, that's why I wana knw if its gona be more or less poisonous when it expires. |
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