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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 4:48pm On Jan 15, 2015
Sleeksylvia:
Hello guys, I'm a graduate of animal and environmental biology with a 2.1. I have General H.S.E and level 3 certificates from ISPON formerly NISP. I'm looking for a job. Anyone with useful information, pls. contact me. Thanks
Same here syl, mcb graduate nd also a holder of HSE cert frm level 1 to 3 frm ISPON, still on the job search, by God's grace we will get there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Get Your Present Job? by Jbond(m): 3:53pm On Jan 13, 2015
Please anybody with info for HSE officers in any field, I'm a graduate with professional cert in HSE from level 1 to 3 (general level to supervision level), though no experience yet cos I passed out last year so need a job, God bless as you help.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can One Get A Letter From A Senator/hor/governor/general? by Jbond(m): 3:37pm On Jan 13, 2015
NigerianLady:
Hi, I got my letter jan 31st this year, at the national Assembly(NA) & got the job at a Federal institution in this country infact just the next day...My qualifications are just as yours but was to no avail till I got this letter. I was told the same thing as you& decided to try my luck out..I met a lady in passing,who spoke about looking for a contract from NA, so I called her up& told her what I was looking for. Then she connected me to an SLA inside(because you can't get pass the security there without 4stages-1)that person inside has to send your name to be printed outside 1st with a code 2) you'd have to go into a room with the code where you'd be snapped& asked questions, then given a card number 3)you'll face the main security who would ask you to call up that same person to send a delegate to come pick you up roaming ISNT allowed,but my experience was different funny enough the SLA was very nice& gentle always calling me(third stage)...but it still delayed a while,so I just stepped aside & waited..Now typical nigerians with their bragging rights came along with "don't you know me",how dare you speeches but the security was firm,then fortunately I was called & the man said I was calm& I should go in..4)you drop an ID card or your hand set(I dropped an expired drivers license)pheew! Was so lucky It slipped then you'll be given a red card(if you are going for a senator&green if its an Representative)..I got in but my dear if not for that SLA(special legislative Aid)my mission that day would have just come to an end because everywhere is with only numbers(2.7.4,2.1.1) not either names of states or names of the honorable..but I believe if you can get that far you shouldn't leave till you get what you want why? Because its your right& their duty to recommend you for what you want but that was even after investigating! (yes the senator called people who should at least know my folks),even when I had my state of origin certificate! hope this is helpful.
Chineke, all this procedure jst to see a human like me,nd I ws planning to go and see any senator concerning job ish,infact I don lose hope.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Should Have A Chatting Feature. Drop Your Comments by Jbond(m): 9:26am On Dec 23, 2014
pinkyberry:
What do you think? To make Nairaland more interesting, Oluwaseun Osewa should add a chatting/messaging feature just like Facebook.

Comment and share this topic with all the mods until it reaches the frontpage and finally Osewa.


We can do this! Let's do it!!!!!!!!
Yeh swity ure right, its gona be nice to hv a feature like that on NL, but it's the girls that will suffer it o, cos guys won't allow u ladies rest with msgs..
Business / Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For 50million Dollars? by Jbond(m): 12:25am On Dec 11, 2014
DOG2EART:
this is why i said money is money . the end point of every every is money you may argue it but that is the truth. i had somebody saying that it is unemployment that can cause one to think this, yes, that's true to some extent which goes back to say that if he- i mean the person who wrote this comment on being unemployed-loses his own job for any reason he too will be tempted to think in that line. so it means that money is the bone of contention in every every so friend get the money cos you can from that money go back to school for another certificate if you care for one. yes certificate is always there 24/7 but money is not always there so grab the 50million dollars(equivalent to 7.5billion naira @ 150 for a dollar) and go get certificate if certificate is your problem. nevertheless go and read that topic on money is money
Dude u talk well, leave that guy wey dey say na unemployment dey bring up dis topic,like say em get job.
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Find Guys With Pink Lips Attractive And Sexy by Jbond(m): 8:57pm On Dec 08, 2014
Yeh ladies love pink lips, it attracts them a lot, I can testify to that.
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by Jbond(m): 11:08am On Dec 05, 2014
voodoo85:


i do mind smiley
Ouch, aii no p, ich liebe dich.
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by Jbond(m): 10:01pm On Dec 04, 2014
voodoo85:


On back and tight. Dont have pic
okies, let's chat on bbm if u dnt mind?
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by Jbond(m): 6:40pm On Dec 04, 2014
voodoo85:


Ribs
Nice, so which oda part do u hv more, cn I see em?
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by Jbond(m): 9:09am On Dec 04, 2014
voodoo85:


One of them
Wow, nice one, is that ur arm or what?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by Jbond(m): 1:52am On Nov 18, 2014
Wondering the use of posting one's discipline on this thread, what's the benefit abeg?

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Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by Jbond(m): 4:55pm On Nov 17, 2014
voodoo85:


i wouldn't allow to remove my ink never ever. over my dead body
Would really love to see ur ink.
Business / Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For 50million Dollars? by Jbond(m): 10:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
mychelyte:
If I no burn am trowey d ashes for lagoon make ogun punish me
Lol

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