₦airaland Forum

activelyA:

I will go into prayers
Then wake up from the dream

if it aint a dream but reality, who would you save ist, be candid.

Cutehector:
who z d prson

Dude, u look like a madonnite, or an ex madonnite.

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

Hahahahahahaha, guy I nearly choked while laughing after going through the number 4, the gbagaun no get mate.

EroticAngelina:
its ok. at least my hand will rest

Your hand will rest? Lol, meanin ur handbag weighs the same thing with a bag of cement.

EggovinMma:
Yea, I am easy.Not like before again.I have been working on the habit.

Ok nice, if you need tips on how to go bout it, holla.

Sincerely who will you save if given only one option? For the guys your mum, wife, or 100million dollars, for the ladies your mum, your husband or the 100million dollars.

Jamean:
The South African guy is just too cut....

The Nigerian guy be like...'I am just here for the pictures"

What do u mean by someone is too cut?

funkybully:
That dude with uncombed hair is Tayo, one of d notorious pick pockets around okokomaiko

Oboy, na your niggy?

EggovinMma:
I no need man to buy me drink o, for where?! I go to shoprite and get my alcohol cheap.If I don't have money to buy wine, I go counter pack all the beer wey I fit afford.

Better, I trust you sha, easy on the alcohol intake anyway.

LaRoyalHighness:
...As per .. I answer only interesting and intelligent questions. NEXT!!

Right now you feel you just landed yourself an award, miss intelligent...NEXT.

EggovinMma:
Well there is nothing like cheap wine or expensive wine to me.I just love good wine. I don't even look at names, even if I do, I forget as soon as the bottle is empty. I just buy open and gulp it down .There are times when friends givesme real good and expensive wine, I treasure such , I don't "gulp" those down.I have been sober for 11 days now.Not a drop of alcoholic drink since 1st, I had too much last month because of several ceremmonies I attended.

This one you like wine, don't be like the OP ooo.

This bristol group,always advertising for job vacancies,hmmmm.

LaRoyalHighness:
I like the Oba.

U like him as per?

softysparky:
Msteeeeeew. If you don't have strong head to drink then don't drink at all. If only girls know how they disturb guys when they are drunk ehhh, you will pity guys.

God bless you for that comment, infact 1500 airtime for you.

I'm a virgin.

360ng:
Cngrts to her.




Mine is on the way.

Yeah pretty soon we will walk down the aisle, hope you will be ready when I propose?

wendycindy:
thanks. How can I get dis 2 frontpage?

Backpage.

Ernest obi, I love any movie he produces.

BelovedN:
Jobless people everywhere

Gbam.

Heheheheheheheehe..mehn this thread is on fire
Mr cork abeg come carry me for this range rover u buy with £28,000 cash.

Heheheheheheheehe..mehn this thread is on fire
Mr cork abeg come carry me for this range rover u buy with cash.

W

God bless Nigeria,
This old godless Nigeria,
Sweet land of kill em all and let em die.

NegeduGrace:
Which ring will you say yes to?

No 5 looks classy, would love to put it on her finger, any idea where I cn get it? @OP.

Lero15:
Jbond, that was hilarious

Yeh bro, its funny now bt ws nt bk then o, if I had seen that man outside that building on the road, would have pulled my suit nd engage him in mortal combat nd give him fatality nd babality, mofo.

After that fidson interview I swore I ws neva gona travel to lag again for any interview, then I received an interview iv for one gulf treasure oil and gas like a year lata, choi na so I borrow money travel go lag again, this time I no mind wrk for lag cos owu don blow me, when I got to the compound mehn the building was superb, (for my mind I say this company get money o), when I ws goin to sign in, the courses I saw that other candidates entered was shocking, cos we were told to write dwn our names nd our discipline, me come dy wonder wetin I dy find there cos most of them were engineering courses while mine was natural science (for my mind I say mayb na the HSE wey I do mk dem invite me sha), I then sat down, other candidates started trooping in, mehn see old men, men wey be like uncle nd pple papa them, nd when they brought out their CV it was like a text book, fear no let me bring out my cv cos e be like flyer, and I was obviously the youngest among them, I was like na only me waka come?
Then the sec started calling our names nd ushered us into a conference room for a written test which was nt indicated in the txt, one guy say 'excuse me sister, they said interview nd nt test, so why u wan come gv us test na' mehn everybody burst laugh..as test start come see old men dey copy frm phone after browsin, me broswe too sha my no lie, bt I observed the room if der ws camera.. After the test we were called in for the interview, I ws nervous thinkin I will meet with panel of pple, only to gt der nd saw one man sittin alone pingin, nd he ws dressed casually, I den sat dwn nd gave him my cv, he ws still pingin den only to look @ my cv nd exclaimed 'no wrk experience? (For my mind I say see dis mumu o,ur hr no see my cv b4 dem invite me)..he jst hissed nd continued pressing his phone that I shud jst go, chai if nt that they already had my cv nd cn use It to track me or sometin, I almost insulted the man cos the tin pain me, in my mind I jst prayed that If I leave the building it should just explode, cos I ws jst thinkin of the tfare I wasted in travellin dwn to lag, coupled with the fact that I dint even hv tfare to travel bk to abj, I had to stay 1 more week b4 I cud travel bk to abj cos of tfare..when I came out frm the office the old men that I ws gisting with b4 I went in for the supposed interview were askin me hw did it go? what questions did they ask? I dint even answer any of them cos I jst walked straight to the door, straight to the gate and straight home. Una knw the rest na, no thanks for comin mail, please try again later mail or even regret mail till 2day.

Mine was fidson, that was my ist interview after nysc cos I was always turning dwn interview invites I ws always receiving frm lag, I no like the state, but when I saw fidson I just had to go for it, travelled dwn frm abj, aced the aptitude test and was called back for the interview 2 weeks later, I travelled for the interview and the position was for medical rep, my plan was if I gt the job would choose abj as my preferred state for the job, the interview panel was made up of 4 men and a lady, during the interview they were surprised I dint have any workin experience (like say no be them invite me come), funny enough I ws the only candidate with no wrk experience, others had wrkin experience so my chances were zero, bt I answered the questions they asked, when I was asked if I had any question for them, I then asked of their new water injection plant which I read online that they were the ist to build such in nigeria as @last year, na so the man I ask begin blab, then told his colleague to answer me, that one was blabbing too and told another of his colleague to answer me which was a lady, she then finally told me more about the plant, then one of the men chipped in that the plant would resume operation the followin month with free accomodation, the pay was above 100k, expatriates were gona train the new recruits and they needed young graduates like me, that if I was interested he would send my name down right away so I can work there, I then asked him which state and he said ogun state, na so I scream nooooo (mumu like me, na abuja just dy my mind to work, till 2day I still regret that action), that its d medical rep job I'm there for and that's why I was invited, the man just shook his head in a pathetic manner when I said no, they then said ok they will get back to me, till 2day even regret mail them no send me.

Is there any award for this MR NL nd Miss NL? Just curious though..I vote for all the contestants sha..

incanto:
I am a medical laboratory science graduate and reside in Abuja. Pls any job available anywhere? I'm tired of searching

Bro trust me,browse for all the names of hospitals around you,in gwarinpa,asokoro etc nd visit them nd drop your cv with them,trust me u will see the magic within a short period.

bettercreature:
A twitter user shared the pictures with the caption:

"No long convoy, no siren! May your reign last long Mr President "


"
GCFR President Muhammadu Buhari exiting the National Mosque after Jummat prayer. No long convoy, no siren!"



Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/R_ELL/status/609358554257035264

Bro get your facts right, I was around that national mosque ystrday nd I saw the convoy buhari came with while I ws passing by,the roads leading to the mosque were blocked nd no vehicle was seen along that area with soldiers,police,nscdc,sss etc all over the place,I ws talkin on the phone nd ws stopped by a soldier for makin calls while around that area,I apologised nd we were gisting wen baba came in with his convoy,3 prado jeeps nd that mercedes pic u uploaded ws nt with him sef,it ws parked along d road,I saw baba coming down frm one of the jeeps nd entering the mosque,nd dt ws d same jeep he used while leavin cos I ws still opportuned to see him leave when I ws coming bk frm engineerin society of nigeria which has its complex along that area,so no dey lie guy.

benkings:
did u just say 'the man on question'?

Lol..yeah she did...#cnt stop laughing#

Hastala vista..