₦airaland Forum

Girl008:
This is fake, please don't apply, nestle's handle can't be 'abaji.recruitment@ng.nestle.com'

I tire o, nestle is an international FCMG nd has its own career section for job application, dunno since when they started using email for there jobs.

melach:
Pls I wanna go on Monday. Can I join you guys? Or can anybody describe how I can get there

no p

Pavore9:
Fathers (d ones that drops money for food) expects more "professionals" in their soup, reminding me of a family that lived near us while growing up, the wife cooks 2 pots of soup, one for she & d kids which is watery & bare, husband's own "loaded".

U kiddin me? That's terrible.

Even if there are such guys in a no sex relationship, definitely the guy will be havin s*x with another girl or other girls, quote me anywhere, as simple as that.

tpiah99:
i dont pokenose in other people's matter.

If u no pokenose,poke finger

Beamborla:
That moment when I can't just help but keep staring at my daddy's plate of soup and keep wishing one miracle would just exchange our food.

Dear husband, if I give you two pieces of meat, be rest assured that mine would be three. We both deserve respect.

If u give him two pieces nd u take 3,ah ah meanin ure nw the head of the house o..

Ekiseme:
For their mind na.

Anywayz..i never see my palee chop food with only one meat, atimes dem go even give am almost all the meat for pot and others go collect one each.....you go just dey wonder

As in eh,as per head of the house,hahahahahahaha..

EroticAngelina:
Respect ke? Which time dis one start? Its only my dad i can give two or more pieces of meat from my heart o. So if i no put meat, my bf no go gree eat?
if he complains of the one meat i put, i will just go back and cut dat same meat into two or three pieces and come bk to serve him. Mtchew

Babe u go harsh o,lol.

henryhemon:
Am sorry man. call me 08068851352.

Hmmmm u try, so that when I call u nw, u will come on NL nd say I called u abi, thank u sir.

I see ladies serving their bfs or husbands food with more than one piece of meat,and when I ask them,they say its a sign of respect that givin a man a piece of meat or no meat at all is disrespectful.
But for me I can eat a full meal without meat,as long as the food fills my tummy up that's what matters,a piece of meat or pieces of meat is just a plus for me. So to the ladies and guys on NL,what's ur opinion on this?

henryhemon:
I understand your frustrations and bitterness. Why don't you allow me mind my business and you mind yours?

If simply cos I made an observation,u nw tk it as frustration and bitterness,no p its allowed mr henry,bt remember pride goes b4 a fall,enjoy.

henryhemon:
Are you going to be a waitress?and how do you am the one to help them?cuz you sent me an email in nairaland which I wouldn't be able to read?

Hv said mine,if u like u ask questions frm nw till nxt week,that's ur biz dude,enjoy.

henryhemon:
Let's see your C.V on dhenrys45@gmail.com

This henrymoon guy, hv been observing u, ure always askin ladies to snd their CV, bt u dnt ask guys for their CVs, bros change nd help guys too, na wa o.

ayoidan:
You can find #ThingsToDo and places to visit on mydestination.com/nigeria.... They have a good collection for what you require....complete with contact details so you can call some places ahead and plan accordingly.

Enjoy your stay.

Oboy no bother, d babe no come again.

Wondering why people like long talk, the screening was for 3days nd its over, unless mayb they hv nt done it yet in some states whc I doubt, nd during screening we were told the date for training which is feb 4 to 6, apart from that all this long stories I read here everyday is null.

taraknat:
thank ur stars Bida is not far from bwari, just take d next available cab and strt comin to abj, it is very important

Are u in bwari?

Creamish:
So watz ur poison brand?

Snipperquinol.

Blakjewelry:
When something expires, let's take food and drug for instance. Some of their key ingredients brake down thus becoming harmful, but in poison the reverse is the case. Remember that the key ingredient of a poison is formulated to make lethal, when it expires most if it active composition brake down making less potent... But op why the question? Hope you are not planning to commit suicide.

Nah not committing suicide..

Creamish:
Since u consume it, ur in d best position to enlighten us then..

Not really in the best position cos the one I consume is still potent nd hs not expired yet, so wana knw wts gona happen when it expires, heheheheheheh..

Blakjewelry:
When a poison expires it loss it potent thus become less poisonous

Why say so? Cause when something expires its more dangerous, so why do u think poison will be less potent when it expires?

jerflakes:
HU THE HELL SAID POISON EXPIRES?

I the heaven said so..

Creamish:
Like u said..."any consumable substance"..... is poison termed as a "consumable"?

Bottom line is the effect it has on ur body since its same for other consumables.

Food makes u healthy when valid.....makes u sick when expired.

Poison kills u when valid...kills u when expired...

y bother checking the potency?

Yeh I consume poison as dessert, dunno bout u, that's why I wana knw if its gona be more or less poisonous when it expires.

Normally any consumable substance that exceeds its expiry date is believed to be harmful to health making it poisonous, so when poison expires, will it be more poisonous or less poisonous, please fellow nairalanders I really want to know because I hv being trying to come up with an answer but none yet.

Sleeksylvia:
Hello guys, I'm a graduate of animal and environmental biology with a 2.1. I have General H.S.E and level 3 certificates from ISPON formerly NISP. I'm looking for a job. Anyone with useful information, pls. contact me. Thanks

Same here syl, mcb graduate nd also a holder of HSE cert frm level 1 to 3 frm ISPON, still on the job search, by God's grace we will get there.

Please anybody with info for HSE officers in any field, I'm a graduate with professional cert in HSE from level 1 to 3 (general level to supervision level), though no experience yet cos I passed out last year so need a job, God bless as you help.

NigerianLady:
Hi, I got my letter jan 31st this year, at the national Assembly(NA) & got the job at a Federal institution in this country infact just the next day...My qualifications are just as yours but was to no avail till I got this letter. I was told the same thing as you& decided to try my luck out..I met a lady in passing,who spoke about looking for a contract from NA, so I called her up& told her what I was looking for. Then she connected me to an SLA inside(because you can't get pass the security there without 4stages-1)that person inside has to send your name to be printed outside 1st with a code 2) you'd have to go into a room with the code where you'd be snapped& asked questions, then given a card number 3)you'll face the main security who would ask you to call up that same person to send a delegate to come pick you up roaming ISNT allowed,but my experience was different funny enough the SLA was very nice& gentle always calling me(third stage)...but it still delayed a while,so I just stepped aside & waited..Now typical nigerians with their bragging rights came along with "don't you know me",how dare you speeches but the security was firm,then fortunately I was called & the man said I was calm& I should go in..4)you drop an ID card or your hand set(I dropped an expired drivers license)pheew! Was so lucky It slipped then you'll be given a red card(if you are going for a senator&green if its an Representative)..I got in but my dear if not for that SLA(special legislative Aid)my mission that day would have just come to an end because everywhere is with only numbers(2.7.4,2.1.1) not either names of states or names of the honorable..but I believe if you can get that far you shouldn't leave till you get what you want why? Because its your right& their duty to recommend you for what you want but that was even after investigating! (yes the senator called people who should at least know my folks),even when I had my state of origin certificate! hope this is helpful.

Chineke, all this procedure jst to see a human like me,nd I ws planning to go and see any senator concerning job ish,infact I don lose hope.