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Career / Re: Revealed: Practices In Nigerian Banks That Will Shock You by Jbond(m): 2:37pm On Nov 20, 2015
Oleku
Food / Re: See What I Found Inside A Soft Drink by Jbond(m): 2:27pm On Nov 19, 2015
lion042:
Lol....how u dey?
I pin bruh
Food / Re: See What I Found Inside A Soft Drink by Jbond(m): 10:47pm On Nov 18, 2015
lion042:
Long story....would u mind talking on facebook or bbm.. my fb email is chukwumamaduagwu@yahoo.com...pin....59E8B22C
Niggy what's up,ure my name sake,I'm chukwuma too,nd your surname sef is almost same with mine,cool. And boys called chukwuma dey fine wella,no homo..lol.
Food / Re: See What I Found Inside A Soft Drink by Jbond(m): 10:47pm On Nov 18, 2015
lion042:
Long story....would u mind talking on facebook or bbm.. my fb email is chukwumamaduagwu@yahoo.com...pin....59E8B22C
Niggy what's up,ure my name sake,I'm chukwuma too,nd your surname sef is almost same with mine,cool. And boys called chukwuma dey fine wella,lol.
Politics / Re: Lawan, Akume Lead Anti-saraki Senators Out Of Plenary In Protest by Jbond(m): 7:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
Smh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Holistic Therapist (trainee) Abuja by Jbond(m): 5:41pm On Nov 11, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United Vs Middlesbrough : Capital One Cup (1 - 3) pens On 28th October 2015 by Jbond(m): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2015
Now adays for Man utd players to shoot from outside 18 yard box na problem for them, even LVG sef tire for them when them interview am after our champions league match,who knw those players make e tell them o.
Culture / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Josite by Jbond(m): 1:54pm On Oct 28, 2015
ebubey:

lol dats serious o, naso madness dy start tongue
Madness for both of una abi? Lol.
Celebrities / Re: (photos) Bimbo Oshin And Sikiratu Sindodo Amazing Bleaching Evolution by Jbond(m): 1:27am On Oct 28, 2015
OP are we looking @ the recent skin or the recent bobby?
Celebrities / Re: Everybody Hates Chris,kids Actors All Grown Up. by Jbond(m): 1:13am On Oct 28, 2015
NaomiNew:

who told you?
i dnt even knw him
We know him, but we don't know you
#OYO

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Celebrities / Re: Everybody Hates Chris,kids Actors All Grown Up. by Jbond(m): 1:11am On Oct 28, 2015
richommie:


go wotch the movie again

#YolO
No mind am

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Davido, Olamide In Jolly Mood As They Step Out With Girlfriend. [photos] by Jbond(m): 1:06am On Oct 28, 2015
Jbond and bae

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Education / Re: 98% Of Nigerian Don't Know The Use Of This.... by Jbond(m): 12:43am On Oct 28, 2015
I knw that's what its used for, but I don't use it cos no time for that, straight to the mouth abeg.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Sharing My Experience On Nairaland Gave Me 15,000 Naira. by Jbond(m): 12:38am On Oct 28, 2015
dedons:
If you were male,nobody would have sent you any money undecided
Very correct, na so we see am.

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Phones / Re: This Is How Blackberry Is Going To Dislodge Samsung Once And For All by Jbond(m): 12:35am On Oct 28, 2015
Karmanaut:
What stupidity is this?
Who wakes up and decides to write drivel like this?
Chineke, are you calling the OP an imbe? Or a driver? Lol.

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Culture / Re: 10 Signs You Are A Josite by Jbond(m): 12:31am On Oct 28, 2015
ebubey:

s£x? wat re u saying
He is obviously thanking you for the gbegbesogbe you guys had the last time you met, what's there you don't comprehend?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Jbond(m): 12:30am On Oct 28, 2015
StepTwo:
Abuja People, I met with the Manager at LG office at BANEX junction and they are in need of a girl for immediate employment.

STRICTLY GIRL. and please, ur CV should carry the job related experience.

Only girl? What about woman,or transgender?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by Jbond(m): 3:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
SirWere:
E be like say you no fear ban
Ban na person name? Or e go comot money from my account? Tahhh.
Nairaland / General / Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by Jbond(m): 11:52am On Oct 25, 2015
Is that seun?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Companies To Send Unsolicited Application by Jbond(m): 3:50pm On Oct 23, 2015
Will be needing some workers beginning of next month in abuja, new nyanya axis to be precise.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by Jbond(m): 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2015
creamyxino:
My soft self.....
We are supposed to tell you if ure soft or not,not you calling yourself soft.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by Jbond(m): 3:55pm On Oct 16, 2015
Enahi:
To all d doubting Thomas, here is something for your imagination
When you post a full pic of the igbanda,let me know so I cn advice you on what to do. For now will jst be viewing comments.
Romance / Re: “is Your Business A One-night Stand?” By Jbond by Jbond(m): 5:51am On Oct 15, 2015
Vinshu:


OK but who are the customers?
Men of course.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N100,000? by Jbond(m): 9:19pm On Oct 14, 2015
HitlerGaddafi:

prostitutionn. I can link you up and send you to italy to earn a living.
Lol,I swear you harsh.
Romance / Re: “is Your Business A One-night Stand?” By Jbond by Jbond(m): 9:12pm On Oct 14, 2015
Vinshu:
Customers?

yup
Romance / “is Your Business A One-night Stand?” By Jbond by Jbond(m): 5:54pm On Oct 14, 2015
This goes out to all the ladies on this forum.

From a financial standpoint, a wife is better off than a mistress. She has a ring, cash, gifts, wedding anniversaries, thanksgiving service, birthday parties, clothes and asoebis, the house, kids, a car, monthly upkeep, inclusion in the will, loyalty and the security of always being the Mrs.

A mistress is better off than a prostitute. She gets to have surprise gifts, cash on request, paid rent and few extras thrown in. Anything but a diamond ring.

A prostitute only has what she bargained for. Nothing more… except perhaps an unwanted pregnancy or an STD.
Good businesses operate on building long-term relationships that become more like an ongoing affair or better yet a lasting marriage than a one-night stand.

A business doesn’t thrive or last long if it only seeks an opportunity to have a one-off transaction with its customers. Great businesses seek to evolve beyond just having transaction and seek to have a lasting interaction with every customer.
Bad businesses operate from a prostitute’s mentality and always have to be by the road-side looking for the next customer. With the constant risks of attracting the wrong type.

So to my dear ladies, sit down, put on your thinking cap and figure out a way to ensure that you remain top-of-mind for your customers.
Here are some simple examples, a university will do well to have an alumni to ensure that they keep in constant touch with their graduates.
A web development firm will do better if it offers a monthly maintenance service to update their client’s website and also a yearly hosting service renewal.
A bank will be a lot better off, if it figures out a way to seduce it’s customers to open a “family account” for a customer’s spouse and their kids also.
A software company like Microsoft makes its billions by offering annual updates and new application licenses.
A pastor who wants a national or global church, will thrive by setting up a system where it’s members have regular cell group meetings, fellowships, Bible study programs and weekly prayer groups that deepens the bonds of its members.
To increase your profitability and ensure that it is a lot harder for your customers to get seduced away by the competition, figure out a way to ensure that your services aren’t just one-off transactions, but on-going affairs and interactions. That way your customers stay married to your brand.
Good luck!

Cc: Seun,Lalasticlacla

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Education / Re: List Of 10 Top Toughest Examinations In The World. See If JAMB Made The List. by Jbond(m): 10:46am On Oct 14, 2015
MCJIKEL22:
Jbond and co una no dey sleep?!
No
Romance / Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by Jbond(m): 3:45pm On Oct 13, 2015
I blame the MOD that took this thread to fp.
Family / Re: Mother Of Triplets To Hubby: Please Come Back Home (Photo) by Jbond(m): 3:17pm On Oct 09, 2015
kemlily:
OLORUN WO WON

You are the new introvert abi.
Romance / Re: We Took An Oath And I Found Out She Is Possessed by Jbond(m): 1:27am On Oct 05, 2015
Oluwa shine your light, make I no go jam michellla wey dey fly for night.
Romance / Re: Should I Still Continue With Her? by Jbond(m): 7:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
naijaboiy:

Me sef go make am become player grin
Lol, badt balling niggy.
OP meet a pastor then, cos naijaboiy will spoil you more just like he said, or go with fola's advice.
Romance / Re: Should I Still Continue With Her? by Jbond(m): 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ah ah na, OP in this 21st century that change is everywhere and bomb is blasting everywhere? You're falling our hand o, now now you've sent her money sef and no thank you from her, niggy better delete all her contacts and keep your head straight like u never came across her, cos ure on a long thing. Meet fresh dudes like naijaboiy and co to lecture you on dating tips and stop falling a maga, because if I should advice you, you will end up being a womanizer.

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