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How would it feel?

Would it be weird?

Moniya4Real:
Na him sabi. But seriously speaking, we are wired differently. Even my ewife that left me and I found out was fuckiing a Yoruba actor couldn’t make me kill myself. To me, she uselessed and taint her personality cos I have moved on. Me I am not dying for anyone

Your e-wife?

And the little child?

People can act senselessly when they are high on emotions.

Some type of barefaced lies these people tell make me wonder if they fear God at all.

Nawao.

Threading water is fun for me.

We literally grew up in the water.

I imagine if you threw me in any large body of water, barring any unusual factor, i will swim my way to dry land.

I will use my leg for most of the time.

This clown.

Wetin dogs do you?

The most useless and non performing charlatan to ever occupy the presidential seat.

He presides over a diverse nation but chooses to regularly communicate to only one section, alienating the rest, and effectively telling them to go screw themselves.

May whatever thing or human being that has any semblance of Buhari never happen to this country again.

Amen!

FaceTanke:
If u masturbate

Eat banana and unripe Plaintain often o

For minerals i guess. Iron, zinc, magnesium etc.

Must be sepsis.

Nawao.

They need to investigate his death for gods sake!

If that hospital is complicit they need to be sued.

Hmmmm.

Omo... This porn and masturbation of a thing eh... It's a killer!!!

It kills psychologically as well as physically.

Many people are living in denial -- they know that something is wrong but they don't want to accept it.

I have been a victim since God knows when.

I was exposed to porn in my teenage years; then i suffered a physical trauma that inhibited me socially so i had to use porn for most of my adult life.

So now, the mish-mash of my PTSD, porn and MO just turned me into this sort of person that i despise so much. Some days i want to end it. Other days I'm wondering whether it's possible for me to start all over again -- to make a fresh beginning.

I have to confess it's hard. It's really hard.

For the young people: pls don't do porn.

For those who already hooked on that: pls do whatever you can to quit.

Not easy at all but keep trying. Some day you'll look back and smile.

With love.

Buchi

obojememe:
quite hilarious i must admit.
Adam with a clean shave and all , and probably using iphone 12pro max

With all that stubble. Lmao

Olasyke:
Textbook profiling;
How did they know he was a yahoo boy?

Because of dreadlocks o.

They are taking the words of the seven year old literally.

Romanoff:
See the kind woman wey man die for.

No be say she fine, no be say she get fine body.

Na wa o.

That's the problem with most of you.

Because you think you're physically attractive you now believe the whole universe revolves around you.

Walking around with horrible attitude and entitlement mentality.

Now you think someone is not worth dying for because she is not attractive enough, in your own books?

Tueh

This type of news is usually very prevalent in that side of the country.

Check well.. even the woman must be a housewife. Someone's wife.

Thanksful:
Why should they use it in the first place?

The presidency's honour is almost gone.

There is no honour in buhari's presidency.

Rahkman:
fùcking ass wipe black men are like that allover the world ,they don't care about inventions,they don't care about technology the African continent is a shithole....except for places with white population,the Chinese are currently building flying cars,the only thing black men care about is BBC sex sex sex sex and crime

Absolutely.

Phat!
But, some problems:
1. Must be a long ways from town.
2. if i have to climb that long ladder to get in, I'm not buying.
3. why is there no curtain on the windows?

Snitch24:
this emefiele guy is a disgrace to the entire economics student association both home and abroad
how can a learned person be this stupid
what a shame
our currency keeps depreciating in value
its on its way to 1000/$ sadly

That man is the dumbest central bank governor the world has ever produced.

His daftness makes Buhari look like an A student.

The hopeless animals have failed with their useless e-naira. But they are not about to give up on their meaningless white elephant projects just to keep stealing money. May God punish everyone of these buffoons. Animals in crazeman skin.

Cruise.
Na Im job e dey do. Caring for the elderly woman. The grandma busy dey chop corn �

Throwback:
Very careless like Obi himself without life jacket despite all the accidents that have been occurring.

Is this the kind of person that will develop Nigeria with a local mentality?

No wonder Anambra could not have its capital Awka upgraded with his poor performance from 2006 to 2014.

He put his life on the line for those he cares about.

Muhfuker, your sorry ass should be grateful for a man like this.

Emefiele is just a dumb never-do-well like his principal.

Incompetent goats.

People will forget everything but they will never forget how you made them feel.

It was a low blow from the bumbling shettima. Now he had a chance to pay him back in his own coin.

All well & good. Case closed.

Lagos State is the modern day Sodom & Gomorrah of old. Raising a girl child here is war that few people can win.

sonofElElyon:
Stop speculating... if you are sure it's him then post the link of the story... if not then don't defame him

Yeah it's him all right. But nobody holy pass. People fall into sin everyday and in every way. Sexual sin is the most subtle but yet the most powerful.

Claimed he gave the lady a lift at 3am whilst coming from vigil. That was how they started cohabiting and making séxtapes until the bubble burst on him. Lol

Get online skills and build an online business. Or work as a freelancer. You are old enough so you should be able to learn quicker.

omoredia:
Bro gather skills and certification and get quality references. Also add volunteering work too. E.g work part time in your church finance department

By then he would be 35.

tochifk:
I really don't want to be political here... In the video I watched, Atiku kind of look sick and struggling to feel comfortable his seat. I might be wrong, but if he's in Paris for political reasons, then he should show us video of the meetings and reason he went there.
Please no one should attack me

Of course he is sick. These games these men are playing will backfire on them last last. There is no atom of integrity in any of these people. Desperate men seeking tht president office by hook or crook -- yet they are very ill. The whole thing is just madness.

azpekuliar:
These jobless Agberos/omoniles will not go and work to earn a decent living. Always looking to extort hardworking traders. This is the South-West's version of the out-of-school children in the North who are turning into Banditry and Terrorism.

Very shameless bunch. Lazy as a sloth. Yet they want to "enjoy", which for them is mostly just to drink paraga and look for easy woman to stick their pénís into.

This issue always caused serious misunderstanding between me and my older brother. The man always thought i was very dumb because i couldn't tell the difference.

*The dark patterns on the original is usually more pronounced than the fake one.

SeniorMan715:
The taste will tell you.

So you taste fresh ice fish? Wawu

This one is colonization 2.0.

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