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RomanceRe: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by jclassiq(m): 7:21pm On Jan 22, 2022
daddytime:
Those 5-6-year-old kids in the neighbourhood definitely know something you don't know about brother-hotel. Dem go just dey look you like "aunty wey mumu" with corner eye.

By the way, what does this boyfriend do for a living? Im just asking oh.

I'd advise you to buy some lollipops plus some "knockouts" for them this season and sit them down for a gist. Believe me, they'll fill your ears up with original gists about your guy in their innocence.

Follow my suggestion and come back here to update this thread.

Check my siggy...
She is only 23. Little experience i guess.
RomanceRe: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by jclassiq(m): 7:19pm On Jan 22, 2022
Rachel98:
Pls stop it. I'm not a prostitute. My parents trained me well.
They trained you to sell yourself short by having premarital sex with a man who is not candid with you ? They could have done better my dear.
RomanceRe: I'm Fed Up. My Boyfriend Thinks I'm A Prostitute. by jclassiq(m): 7:15pm On Jan 22, 2022
I understand this is a faceless forum and all, but some issues are supposed to be treated discreetly.

What you should do is ask him to come and see your parents so that the sex can be legit. You are here ranting about how someone sees you as a prostitute. Well, technically, yes! Because what you are doing is transactional sex, so the boy is not wrong if he demands different styles and angles.
BusinessRe: Obi Cubana Meets Jeremiah Ekuma, Lagos Hawker (Photos, Video) by jclassiq(m): 4:39pm On Jan 22, 2022
Has anyone considered the fact that the young man might have just been giving them their change when that photographer captured him.
CrimeRe: Lady Confronts Man Sexually Harassing Her In A Bus Because Of Leg Chain (video) by jclassiq(m): 6:41pm On Jan 21, 2022
Typical senseless afonja bi"ch.
That's how they all behave.
CelebritiesRe: Teni Loses ₦2 Million Earring (Photo) by jclassiq(m): 6:37pm On Jan 21, 2022
Dumb bi*ch be showing off
SportsRe: I Am Single And I Like Toxic Women – Maduka Okoye (Video by jclassiq(m): 6:34pm On Jan 21, 2022
We4all:
Guy is cute! Make I apply for my cousin. By the way, all you broke, pot bellied, short, unkempt guys that are always condemning Nigeria girls, let me tell you something…

A guy like this dude can be broke as hell but will steal your girlfriend. Learn to work on your looks and you won’t need to spend a dime on any Nigerian girl.
You're ignorant as fvck
InvestmentRe: Bloodbath: 185,450 Crypto Investors Lose All Their Funds As Bitcoin Drops To $38 by jclassiq(m): 6:11pm On Jan 21, 2022
Edit this rubbish heading jare.

$38 kor, $1 ni.
RomanceRe: 35-Year-Old Man Caught Having Sex With 63-Year-Old Mad Woman In Lagos by jclassiq(m): 12:58pm On Jan 21, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Holy fuckkk
Too bad
Kpekus full everywhere....na im you dey bang mentally derranged 63 year old woman
What about the odour.....normally. women not mentally derranged still dey get vagina odour not to talk of a mad woman way never baff for days.
Sometimes ehnnnnn.....person dey tire with the kind of news way dey come from this planet earth
He went for the easily available one. Sometimes you wonder how mad women get pregnant and give birth to children... Na all these Kai Kai drinkers oo
RomanceRe: 35-Year-Old Man Caught Having Sex With 63-Year-Old Mad Woman In Lagos by jclassiq(m): 12:57pm On Jan 21, 2022
tutudesz:
Mad woman gave you her consent to sleep with her undecided
Technically you can say that, because she didn't protest.
But then again it's statutory rape because she is not in the right state of mind to have given any verbal consent.
The guy is an idiot.
People should learn to masturbate nah
CrimeRe: Hanifa Abubakar: Abdulmalik Tanko Confesses, Statement By Kano Police (Video) by jclassiq(m): 12:49pm On Jan 21, 2022
What is happening in this world, and in this country specifically, i no longer understand.
CelebritiesRe: Muyideen Oladapo Lala Graduates With Master’s Degree From UNILAG (Photos) by jclassiq(m): 12:41pm On Jan 21, 2022
jeffizy:
Congratulations to him.

Funny enough , he gets roles that puts him in the category of the non learned while the not so learned get better roles.

I remember he used to get Agbero roles in Yoruba movies.

Irony.
Acting is first about the talent before the education nah.
Do you want to cast a man into a role that he won't interpret properly simply because he has a university degree?
PoliticsRe: Otokito Federal Oparminola: Gunmen Kidnap Bayelsa Commissioner by jclassiq(m): 12:35pm On Jan 21, 2022
nairavsdollars:
Federal. Bayelsa and funny names

Heineken
Longwater
Boyloaf
Boyloaf is a nickname.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Sex Video In Examination Question Of Federal University, Lafia by jclassiq(m): 8:20pm On Jan 20, 2022
Just an attempt to add drama to the question. Lol
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Sex Video In Examination Question Of Federal University, Lafia by jclassiq(m): 8:19pm On Jan 20, 2022
ColdHeatt:
Indecent question.
There is no reasonable nexus between the said video and this brainless question.
God knows I successfully resisted the urge to watch the demonic video.
I need a double portion of your will power, sir.
CrimeRe: Area Boys Fight In Lagos Island. Man Butchered (Disturbing Photos) by jclassiq(m): 8:09pm On Jan 20, 2022
The way these boys be acting reckless you'd be wondering if they backed up a copy of their lives in Google drive.

One less menace-to-society. May his soul rest wherever, i don't care
Christianity EtcRe: David Ibiyeomie: Two Plots Of Land Not Enough For Me, My Cars, Entourage by jclassiq(m): 8:03pm On Jan 20, 2022
Techibi6777:
The early churches and missionaries came with schools, hospitals and even employed most of our grand parents back in the days and they brought these things at the cost of what? Tithes and offerings? I GUESS NOT.

You see when the Missionaries came, they knew we didn't have so they GAVE !

They sacrificed themselves in the midst of barbarism & cannibalism amongst natives, in the midst of Malaria and other deadly diseases infested Africa to bring The Word and the basics to our people for FREE.

But what do we have today in the name of Religion?

Isn't it funny that when church members are in need they are to cry to God, but when the church is in need then it cries to the members to make donations grin
Not so today.
The likes of oyedepo and ibiyeomie and Johnson suleman will never subject themselves to any type of inconvenience for the gospel of Jesus Christ. They will rather fly in private jets than use public transport. They will ride in fancy cars -- even Jesus rode on a donkey! Modesty and humility is not in the dictionary! They boast and brag and threaten and blackmail; all because they want people's money! God will expose all them soon.
FoodRe: Can You Finish A Full Pack Of Spaghetti In One Sitting? by jclassiq(m): 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2022
That one na rough play. Why would I do that?
SportsRe: AFCON: Buhari Urges Super Eagles To Maintain Their Terrific Form by jclassiq(m): 9:04am On Jan 20, 2022
obiekunie01:
e don giv them bad luck be that!

tufia!

something when dem for keep quiet until they win the cup before they inform the bad luck filled man!

now they fit start to spiral downwards but God no go let it happen.
Aswearugad bro !
SportsRe: AFCON 2022: La Liga Celebrate Nigeria In Pidgin English by jclassiq(m): 8:57am On Jan 20, 2022
paulolee:
this laliga tweeter guy n dt seria a own self too dey patronize us...
i hear sadiq play for Spanish club ameria in league 2, maybe DM de happy say d scrap finally score....big waste
the shocking tin was seeing eguavon very happy dt sadiq finally scored a goal, hope its not wat m thinking?
sure say sadiq strong leg for abuja never promise our coach better moni if him slot score??
Baba no be small thing o. I swear last night this is exactly what came to my mind when i realize the guy na Hausa guy. Because how can you continuously use that guy wey be stumbling block for goodness sake?
CelebritiesRe: Singer Seyi Shay Gets Engaged (Video) by jclassiq(m): 7:25pm On Jan 19, 2022
Sheyi is a gorgeous woman. Every man will feel lucky to have her in his bed every morning.
RomanceRe: Are Female Doctors Also Promiscuous? by jclassiq(m): 7:17pm On Jan 19, 2022
perambulator:
people would benefit from thinking before they type. Only a kid reads my random obviously unscientific stats which were just to bring home a point and takes them as stated facts....I suppose I should know better next time considering the intelectual capacity of the typical nairaland reader. the intelligent ones few as they may be get the idea. You havent said anything different from what I said. If humans are weak, then you dont want a woman who by the nature of her job is constantly in the way of tempation. certain professions put a woman in the way of tempation more than others.....and thats all I said.

BTW, I have no experience of ever dating a doctor Please try and read before you comment, I stated it many times I cannot comment on doctors........but i would assume a doctor is probably one of the most respectable professions for a woman/wife partly because of the type of woman who becomes a doctor..
With all due respect sir, my humble opinion is that no profession automatically confers promiscuity on its workers..

In practically every profession in this world, there has always been a mix of both genders practicing in it. Now, if you simply assume (by whatever factor you are using to make your assumption) that a certain profession makes it's workers to be more promiscuous than some other profession, then i must have wasted my time arguing with you because your whole argument is based on assumption. Otherwise sir, i would ask you to tender any evidence you have to back your claim.

Finally, i still maintain that this line of reasoning that you and your friend have, smacks of narrowmindedness at best, and crass ignorance at worst.

Regards, sir.
RomanceRe: Are Female Doctors Also Promiscuous? by jclassiq(m): 4:15pm On Jan 19, 2022
perambulator:
It is not narrow-mindedness it's the realities of life. Like I said I cannot speak for doctors but a woman's occupation is VERY important.

20% of women are naturally promiscuous, 20% will never cheat, the other 60% will have an affair if the circumstances are right because humans are weak.

Therefore if you are dating a woman whose occupation exposes her to constant male sexual pressure, especially if her job/career depends on it then you have increased the chances of your woman having an affair to 80%. Your job therefore is not to date a woman where the odds of having an affair go from 20% to 80%! If your woman is in the 20% that will not have an affair no matter what then you have nothing to worry about but most women arent like that...hence why they are at best only 20% of women.!!
Hahaha.
I'm laughing at these data and percentages you are bandying around as if they are FACTS.

Sir may i have you know that everyone will cheat if the circumstances are right. Because, well, like you said yourself... Humans are weak.

As for your friend who won't date a doctor because he doesn't want a promiscuous woman... I will suggest he tries looking in a convent because, in my opinion, those are the people who are generally believed to be chaste and modest.
RomanceRe: Are Female Doctors Also Promiscuous? by jclassiq(m): 2:49pm On Jan 19, 2022
I have no idea; i have not dated one before.
But i suggest you try to keep an open mind. Because to write off a relationship simply because of a person's profession smacks of narrowmindedness in my opinion.
InvestmentRe: Segun Fayomi Of Plethora Farms Accused Of Duping Investors Of Millions by jclassiq(m): 1:03am On Jan 19, 2022
smallsmall:
It is this sort of Criminals. those who destroy the TRUST in our Society and drive away investment opportunities for Genuine Businessmen, that the EFCC, SFU, DSS and SEC need to dedicate more Resources on.

I hope the New, young and Virile EFCC Boss , Bawa, will do something about this Scammer and that one of SGL farms, Mr. SEUN ADEGOKE.
He has over #5Billion of Investor funds in his pocket and he is on the Run.
How come they are all one tribe?
Is this the new form of 419?
InvestmentRe: Segun Fayomi Of Plethora Farms Accused Of Duping Investors Of Millions by jclassiq(m): 12:59am On Jan 19, 2022
masseratti:
30% roi on agricultural investments is impossible, why are this guys this way for God's sake.
And in such a short maturation period !
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by jclassiq(m): 10:39am On Jan 18, 2022
Ogt1:
You can shut up if you have jithing intelligent to say. The thread is for intelligent people. It is for people who have knowledge about the two places; Nigeria and CIV. I want more information beyond what I found on Google.

How is this too hard for you to decipher?
If the post is for intelligent people then you have no business being here because you are simply not intelligent.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Government Threatens To Punish Residents Who Will Obey Sit-At-Home Order by jclassiq(m): 10:37am On Jan 18, 2022
The eye service of this guy is stinking to high heavens.
And it's even more pathetic that he doesn't even realize the stupidity of his method yet.
I know that politicians don't have self respect generally but this man has just taken it to the next level with this unnecessary behaviours.

Umahi, you are doing too much sir. Calm down.
You will not be president in 2023.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Government Threatens To Punish Residents Who Will Obey Sit-At-Home Order by jclassiq(m): 10:33am On Jan 18, 2022
OlujobaSamuel:
Lol, Nigerian rulers and their crazy reasoning, why not deploy sufficient mechanism to protect those that wished to open shop for the day so others that closes theirs will see the loss incurred from closure.
You are threatening those that wants to avoid unnecessary wahala when you wont be there to protect them
The man is a bumbling fool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by jclassiq(m): 10:55pm On Jan 17, 2022
Ogt1:
Good day Nlers?

I have a teaching job which pays 30k monthly for now. I am not paying for an accommodation as I have a free accommodation presently.

I got a contact who connected me to a proprietor in cote d'ivoire who needs teachers. He said the pay will be 90,000cfa monthly. He offers to allow me stay in the school residence for a period of 6 months till I find my own residence.

I want to know if 90kcfa will be enough to live comfortably in cote d'ivoire after paying for house rent which I inquired is paid monthly and can be as high as 30k-50cfa monthly.

Will this be a better move than the 30k job I have presently?

How much is 90kcfa in naira?


Kindly advise.

Thanks.
This must be a fvcking troll.
Otherwise, how do you people manage to get so complacent as to let other people do all your thinking for you?
If you manage to marry tomorw you will rush to nairaland and type, "pls i am about to fvck my wife but i don't know which hole is the correct one, the front one or the back?"
Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Hadiza Bello Masari: Don't Vote Drug Addicted Politicians - Masari's Wife by jclassiq(m): 5:37pm On Jan 17, 2022
Lol.
Men that have no shame. Tinubu with all his ill gotten wealth, that he amassed by milking Lagos tax payers, has no business saying he wants to be president at this old age.
If he had the interest of the country at heart, and he thinks he has any experience at all, he ought to push a younger candidate, then he can give his advice from the side.
But he is just one more greedy bastard trying to lay hands on the national cake.
Thunder scatter all of them in Jesus name!

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