₦airaland Forum

MayhorE:
how come in d last pics that left change to right? something's fishy

THAT IS A MIRROR REFLECTION NWOKE'M. what do u mean

blind OP, that currency is not in Naira. its R. check what R means before u talk.

ethene:
it's over 30 years u divorced her mother, ur daughter was small when u divorced her mother and ur daughter is twenty something years old. Am I the only one that noticed this incoherent statement?

Mr. I too Sabi, pls read again. he actually said its going to 30 yrs so its not incoherent. it makes sense.

NgeneUkwenu:
When I read, his watery reactions to the allegation, I didnt need any judge to pronounce him guilty....as I was very sure, he was..

To cap it all, When you have people like Keyamo and Sowore of Sahara Reporters, and the desperate ashawo in question, fighting you...your case is good as been done, in the court of public opinion....

The FAke pastor is a disgrace to the Christendom.

Idiotic Follwers,, before you shout Photoshop:

Remember Chidinma and The Cucumber!

keep quiet!!!

who made you a judge here

Adamsdelrio:
Desmond is more handsome than Noah..... Take it or leave it.

yea well isn't he the one eating politics money??

dyze:
Cast thy bread on the waters, after many days you shall find it .ecc 11v1.

Please check my signature for a Christian dating site

hi. goodmorning. pls i cant see ur signature but could u just tell me the site pls?? thank you.

darknetcom:
can this mullato just shut the fvck up??

we are not voting a mullato to president in nigeria...

the mutant can forget the idea...

if the fool want to became president,the thing can try it in america,europe or south africa...

but surely not in nigeria..
becoming senator was already a mistake enough..

did he "became" senator thru ur effort no!!!

so u might as well get it clear that u are inconsequential to his ambition of "becaming"anything becamable!!

Whitehousechick:
Why are men mostly controlled by their libido

because they are men

Valfrankie:
I'm just curious how this guy makes his money and why he idolizes cash so much. He practically worships money! WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF HIS WEALTH? Has he been recognized by Forbes? Is he now richer than Dangote, Adenuga and Otedola combined? What business is he into? He may be the Richest Nigerian Act, but dude makes more noise about money than Jay Z and Beyonce!!!

Bro are u confused or what?


If he idolized money so much.....would he spend it as freely as this


I think u need to confirm the meaning of idolized. u might want to edit ur post as appropriate.

Nogodye:
Baba God Please pick my call...

WHICH NETWORK U DEY USE

Notime4drama:
The man leg sha

Are u too blind or too d,aft to notice that the man is crippled on one leg
Damn, i wish there was age restriction on this forum.
its unfortunate how every dick n harry is allowed on here to annoy other ppl..

LordofNairaland:
Maybe he developed cold feet and feared that he would gbagaun and be laughed at.

it shall be well with you brother. this sums up everything!!

bakynes:
Women are just as promiscuous as Men just that the society in the past tied their hands to their backs. In this age we can now see how much promiscuous they are because of the freedom they now have.

My advice to both Men and women don't tie your happiness to anybody. There is nothing like love, true love, real love, agape love etc in Nigeria. Survival of the fittest is the name of the game here, anybody can disappoint you at anytime.

As for Men just get yourself a baby mama and move on with different women for sex.

dont be deceived bro. true love is actually a thing

profmallor:
If she was never like this when they started then she needs help. You just cant let 25 years waste away like that. She needs spiritual help, that's an arrow right there, she can no longer make rational decisions. She has being enveloped by a desire that can only bring shame, ridicule her and her family.

only help she needs is to drive her outta the man's house so she can do her thing unrestricted!!

waledeji:
Na dem dey wish someone dead, but na dem dey die like chickens this days

Oga ur st.upeedity is unrivalled. weldone..

alexistaiwo:
Actually one of my friends usually says that he doesn't mind having anal sex with the opposite sex (he will be the one penetrating of course). In his words
"The fact that I can kiss a girl on the mouth doesn't mean I can do same for a fellow guy"

kill that guy!!!... na gay.

buygala:
Having watched the video....


The drawer seems very light and empty. ..I even suspect that apart from the fact that it's empty, it's made of very light cardboard...

From my experience, a full grown adult will have to exert some strength to move, much more trip over a drawer of that size...how two toddlers manage to have enough weight between them to trip a drawer of that size is ...ermmm..not totally impossible if the drawer is all made of cardboard. ..but otherwise. ...

If that drawer was made of the standard wood that drawers like that are made of, the saving twin would not have been in any condition to save himself, talk less of his twin bro, because when the drawer tripped over, it landed squarely on his legs, while the less fortunate twin would most certainly have had his neck snapped since his head was in one of the drawer compartments when it keeled over , since the fall would have made that compartment forcefully shut thus snapping his neck or gravely injuring him.... even if by some chance, the compartment doesn't shut during the tripping, the wooden front of the compartment is enough to inflict enough injury to the toddler...

My point.... Yes the kids tripped and fell...but I doubt they were under any serious treat of injury

I believe it is a kind of re-enactment. it was supervised.

adimsmt:
Please can anyone explain to me why Nigerians call sport utility vehicle (SUV) jeep? Jeep is a brand of American automobile wholly owned by Chrysler.

it's the same reason we call every noodle indomie and every toothpaste maclean. dig??

stuffsabouttara:
I called these starter rules because, well, they seem somewhat insignificant, but they actually do help for a start. Babe and I had to sit and brainstorm before rounding it all up to ten. We tried to make them as unselfish and as fair as possible. Initially they seemed like they were quite useless and uncalled for, but over the past week, we've had more use for them than we can admit.
Not to keep you waiting any longer than necessary, I'd better start on the first 10 rules (aka starter rules) for every serious relationship. If you are in a casual relationship, you are welcome to use these too.

Rule #1

If you guys have plans to go out and an argument ensures, you are to postpone the argument till you are back.

This one is quite straightforward, actually all the rules are, but this is the most straightforward of them all. Maybe, maybe not. If there's a plan, you guys are about going out together, and somehow an argument about something totally unrelated creeps in, you have to cross it out in your hearts of hearts, go out and have a good time. And then when you are back, if you still remember and feel like going back to the argument, at that moment, you are allowed to.

Rule#2

If one person is already angry, the other person isn't allowed to be angry till the other person is completely done being angry.

This arises from my insistence that two people shouldn't be angry at the same time. So when Babe is pissed, no matter how hard it is, I tuck in my anger and remain as calm as possible until his fire is burned low. If I really can't take it, I out rightly ask him to be done with his anger so I can start mine. It makes him laugh really hard. Lmao.

Rule #3

Pick a side of the bed and always stick to it. Prior permission must be taken before laying on the other person's side.

Babe has a way of hugging the whole bed space (not complaining, it's cute on the contrary). But I just had to bring in this rule (my body was getting sore from sleeping on the cold ground night after night). I cataloged it under my bedroom etiquettes, which by the way, Babe calls "bedside flight tickets" because according to him, I make "etiquettes" sound like "air tickets". How annoying can someone be? Anyways, I made him pick a side and stick to it. Now I can actually claim a right to a bed side space and resist every form of emotional blackmail firmly.

Rule #4

Chores aren't meant for one person alone. There should be fair division of labour.

So we shared the chores, both at his place and at mine, and just like the bed space, we stuck to it. I do most of the cooking, all the washing and cleaning. He does the arranging. Every other stuff, we both get off our ass and do them together. No ojoro.

Rule #5

Be willing to compromise on personal preferences.

This is my absolute favorite rule. Love isn't always enough in a relationship, compatibility plays a huge role. I'm hardly compatible with my sisters who I've been with all my life, talking less of any other person in the universe. So one of the ways of staying compatible is compromise. I don't eat onions, so we limit the use of onions in our cooking. He doesn't eat fried food, so I grill or steam instead. He learnt the function of the toilet seat and in turn I gave up using my perfume as a general air freshener. He forces me to work out, I force him out of bed to read at night. The list goes on and on. It's all about compromise.

Rule #6

Physical abuse ain't allowed.

Under no circumstances should there be hitting or anything that would physically harm the other person. I should add emotional abuse to this too. There should be respect and humility at all times. You are equals, accept it or leave it.

Rule #7

So is snubbing and keeping stuff to heart.

I'm the Queen of SnubbVille. This was an especially specific rule for me. While I'm one of those rare people who forgive in an heartbeat and genuinely forget thereafter, I'm a pro in the snubbing industry. It's not healthy for a relationship. So yeah, I let it go. And you should too. And if you know you are not past it yet, chill... .take your time.. . Learn to forgive and wholly let it go, no matter how long it takes.

Rule #8

And flirting too.

It's not okay to be flirtatious with other people. No checking them out or talking obsessively about them (even celebrities), no no no. I'm a really jealous partner, except it's okay with the other person, some things should just be let go.

Rule #9

Don't be in a relationship and act all single.

And by acting all single, I mean your status updates, personal chats, conversations... Everything! Don't tell people you are single. Don't lead them on to think you are single. Don't give your number to that dude/girl that is obviously interested. Just don't, don't, don't. Don't act all single.

Rule #10

Never lie.

Under no circumstances should you lie (except it's for a good cause like you are planning a surprise party or something). You don't have to impress people to stay with you, the ones that truly love you will stay, they won't need to be convinced. And you should aim for that. Lying should never be an option.

And we are done. Do you have any rules you think we should know, let everyone in, drop it off in the comments.

P.S: originally posted on my blog https://thesatblog.

So essentially you are letting us know that you and your babe are live in lovers yeah??

medicine and surgery. now am paying the price of fear of the unknown. damn!!!

wunmi590:
Medicine and surgery all the way, but still thank God because I still did something close, but not that closed which is microbiology.

#IAmAProudMicrobiologist.

Though not using it to work in my field.

that's my discipline's sister. am a biochemist. so what are you doing currently if I may ask? business?

kilode100:
I love his beard.


The feel of those beard on my pussy when giving head,will be heavenly

that is someones husband to be that you are drooling over. go get yours my friend!!

CliffordOrji:
What Is Ebonyi? Is that state still part of Nigeria? As an Igbo man, I must admit that Ebonyi is the most underdeveloped state in Nigeria. The only tarred road in Ebonyi is the road leading to the government house at Abakaliki. There is a village at Abakaliki where people still wear grass and leafs as cloth. We Igbos are still uncivilised

I thought you are dead man, clifford orji the cannibal. Who would take u serious anyway?

EastGold:
You are not ready to get married.


I did my wedding 9 months after losing my job, I had nothing, I mean nothing, we had no honey moon, on Monday, I went outside to hustle, today we are fine

bros u must be a yoloba man cos only a yoloba man can attempt this thing u wrote.

gbounty:
But obviously not a thief. Eeyaaah

says who??! Smh

Toeyoursea:
This bleached something sef don turn celeb. If you know who Buhari is, you will go and remarry. Ask Mrs Nnamdi Kano how far.
Na joke o

Buhari is nothing but a vengeful power-drunk pig and nothing more. He is nt fit for anything.

Adeoba10:
Some people will come here and say gift was placed on her to get d lucky guy... HML

that is very likely too.

kokosari2:
No one is forcing anything. It's clear you don't have the ideas I requested so why comment? I should stop watching when I wake up on him doing it or I walk in on him while in the act. Mtchew

seems to me like you are a very selfish woman. Who wouldnt prefer masturbation?

kokosari2:
Ogade abeg shift go one side. The so called advice that 'a woman can do better' was only kidding. I don't need anyone to advice me to self service or not. What I need especially from guys that used to do such and have stopped is ideas to make him stop cos it irritates me.

madam dis ur case is simple o. U have been failing in ur conjugal responsibilities. Period.

Newbeginnings:
I don't think a man who earns such an amount should think of getting married yet..

Why not? Or is it until he begins to earn 50 million? Nawa o.

Sibrah:
You are holding Buhari responsible for utilization of fund that hasn't been fully released. I hail oh.

it is being released in tranches mr. Man. Did u read that the aqreement is until 2020? Or do u think they will put in a bank until it's complete? Smh. Even then, is buhari not going to be responsible for the utilization? Nawa u o

GenBuhari:
[size=18pt]Rubbish. Using chicken change to pretend to assist under glare of publicity.
Whilst at the same time they are looting us of billions of dollars and refusing to repatriate our money back to us[/size]

U dont knw what u are talking abt.