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biblegirl:
If she was fair now,u all will say she's pretty...mtchewww

orijintv:
I dont hit raw bro.. I always flow with my C.ondom intact. It appens wheneva i have sex woth any lady at all. This isnt spiritual, it appens to several others as well sir

NwaAmaikpe:



When their career falls apart.

They remember Christ.

sheyinoni:
Are you OK,then what happened after the charm, he deposited and went off jus like how its done in a toilet

phlamesG:
so men will join queue to date this ugly fish?

Is there gold in her pussy?

'chase a cheque, never chase a bìtch'.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
hahahaha... She's sick to harbour such insane thoughts man


Hahahaha...I'm far from that.

sorextee:
Just give him time, he will come out of it. At least, judging by what you said, hes willing to fight it off.

Afterall, u guys are somehow just starting the relnship..

IamSingleDad:
Let me sort that out. Trust me, u will love it. Where do you base?

Cleopatra4:
Yeah... I feel we attract d opposite of us. Don't like crowd. Can't stand a noisy environment likewise lousy people.. Just prefer staying at home when I'm not busy.. Sometimes I wonder if na like this I go take see husband

wins18:
lol, we are just being programmed differently by our creator, we are nice people to be with though, just that people don't understand us, sometimes they mistake our silence mood to keeping malice or...something. some people say we are weird, maybe they are right though.

DabLord:
My brother na true you talk oo...Majorities of Nigeria footballer dey do jazz...
Wetin pain me pass be say Spain beat Nigeria 8-1 and Okocha dey the match this week for one kin football competition,can you imagine..

SolexxBarry:
It might be that your vjay smells awfully,no pun intended

ConcNiggress56:
this girl just get as e be..


humble smith fall on her

Evablizin:
My lawd did i just read "this empty head show us intellegence not Ass"lols o boi

NwaAmaikpe:

Ebonyi state the weak-link of the South East.

MirJay:


Kelechi Miles my people say when two Elephants are fighting an ant shouldn't be around that vicinity or risked being crushed.

You are a mere ant compared to them both, Pls face ur music and stop recycling used beats.

Thank you as adhere to my advice.

Kellibae:
Tufiakwa.. yorubas ar so comfortable with anything sex no matter how awkward it looks.

Imagine a woman who has a full grown man as this still wants to be getting involved.
And the mumu son is comfortably serching for her...
Then another younger mumu wana get involved himself or his dad..

doris4u:
I must say ur a sensible lady for opting out but there is something that caught my attention, U said girls should learn to know guys before opening there legs.Must a lady sleep with a guy while dating. For me i don't think is a must u sleep with a guy ur dating,most times it backfires. I don't see it as increasing or reducing love.

fastgyal:
I'm writing this from my own personal experience. Dear girls, don't just fall 'head over heels' for a guy without knowing the nature of his job or any of his close relatives.

There's this guy who's been inviting me over for quite sometime, we met at an event and exchanged contacts. I did that because he assisted me with something at that event. He calls me for about an hour or two every night. That was early this year.

When I asked about his nature of job, he said he was a contractor, he couldn't tell me which firm he works with. He stays at home 24/7 from Monday through Friday, weekends inclusive.

I finally agreed to go out with him sometime in February. This guy owns a Bentley and a Range Rover. Each time I try to bring up the issue of his job, he waives it off. The way he spent money on me and my friend that day was lavish and suspicious. I wasn't comfortable at all. He paid for my Uber ride to and fro. Spent about 80K at the exquisite restaurant just for food and drinks. We were three;Him, my friend And I. He uses two iPhones, one infinix hot4 and a smaller phone. I felt so much discomfort with him that day. Thank God my spirit never accepted him. that evening, he had a minor issue with his friend. I was listening to their conversation and I found out my guess was right. I had to cut up all ties with him after that day. abeg I can't be spending money whose source I know nothing about.

The second was a guy I loved, I won't lie. I met him at the mall and there was this kind of attraction. We flowed freely, got talking and all that. I won't say everything I witnessed at his place for personal reasons. I asked what he's been doing since he graduated, he said business. What kind of business? He replied; 'online business'

The day I visited him, his friends came over and for more than one hr, they were glued to their laptops, doing 'heaven knows what' and making calls to dupe victims. I also saw about 7 master keys for cars. I had no access to his FB account then. only whatsapp and IG.

When I checked his pictures on FB, I was trembling with all the things I saw. he's in a gang, probably a cult. Always wearing shirts with that devilish logo of a skull printed in it. Wearing all Black and all that.

And girls, please don't open your legs for any guy you've just met until you're very sure he's clean. I really loved this last one but although its hard to let go, I just have to.
I'm not saying I'm a virgin, but I just don't open my legs for any one because he throws money at my face whatsoever. I'm being very plain here so girls can learn.

Let this get to front page please mods.

eezeribe:
She doesn't really need the job... From the way she is sounding,she is more interested in her rights as a woman,than her job because from the look of things,flaunting the braless boobs in the office is her real job and the boobs are her main source of income.

Stephanie1235:
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree....

Fresca:
What are u even saying? Lol I'm not a virgin as a matter of fact, I have a lot of good healthy sex because prick is life.... but what makes me different is that Atleast I know what a CONDOM is and I also know what are CONTRACEPTIVES... do you use any of these? or are u just another pained bitch who also got pregnant out of wedlock?

MISFITrep:
if by 'dominate' you mean wide spread petty trading then no wahala ... what sectors of the economy do you domimate? Banking? Oil&gas? Telecoms? Aviation? Hospitality? Insurance? Real estate (in top cities)? Do your research well and you will see that tje biggest in these sectors are hausas and yorubas...before you argue list all the top reputable firms in these sectors and find out their owners

dollytino4real:
dis evans tori don give man pinkin belle sef!

Jacksparr0w127:
shut up!

Jacksparr0w127:
shut up!

vargasvictory:
The truth is learning never stops, here are 9 words you might have been pronouncing incorrectly


1. MACHETE

Since Agriculture is heavily practised, you would have heard about the Machete. Actually the correct pronunciation is /Ma-She-Te/


2. ASK

It's a word widely used for answers to questions and it's often said inappropriately. The correct pronunciation is /A:s/ without a K sound.


3. DEBT

This is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the list. The right pronunciation is /Det/ the B in the word is actually silent


4. LIBRARY

You hear people say, 'let me visit the lib-ry'. It's correctly pronounced as /Li-bre-e/


5. GALA

A popular snack, who doesn't like Gala? It's a little shame we speak it incorrectly, the right pronunciation is /Gay-luh/


6. MEME

This one is very popular amongst the nairalanders, who doesn't like a little banter picture to express more? It's actually pronounced /Meeem/


7. ASTHMA

A health condition, suffered widely in many countries. It's pronounced /AzMah/


8. MARIJUANA

It's a name often used for cannabis. The right pronunciation is /Mar-Uh-Wah-Nuh/


9. ENGINEER

A specialist in engineering, one of the top fields in the world. The correct pronunciation is /En-juh-near/

If you missed the previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/3848586/7-common-english-phrases-youre

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