₦airaland Forum

classicB:
Some even said the forbidden fruit was sex, I dunno how God expects them to fill the world without having sex. Christians self...Apple ko tangerine ni
Happy Sunday y'all

so what do you think is the forbidden fruit? apple?

Day169:
This 'old boy' still believe's he's a "yuppie". He's in his mid 50's, behaves like one in his 20's, dresses like a teens but as streetwise as the serpent in Eden's garden.
..the Osokomole himself .

IS IT YOUR " YUPPIE??"

Poorboy:
Hawk pure water

YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL...!

I have two options...they may be trying to invite you to ask them questions. or its not actually every question that requires a serious answer. if it was me...rather than blabbing I could have just laughed over the question and that would have been the end.

SoftP:
Akward colours' & to think that this people really serve this exconvict albino like a god....

WHAT DO U MEAN BY "AKWARD"? IS THAT A WORD

Omoluabi16:
I do not understand a white or black one. Mr quest is NOT A NIGERIAN, is on an official assignment. Whatever mr quest does with his life is his business. Nigerian laws do not apply to Mr quest, so of course..we'll welcome him with open arms, so long he doesn't foist his beliefs on us. On the other hand, BISI is nigerian. and the nigerian law forbids homosexuality.

you sound so I'd!0tic!!!

ymee:
Dino single na hit back to back
Please I'm seriously in need of a job, being jobless for a while. thanks Bsc mat/comp.sci 2.1 location: Lagos Contact me for...your any of these SERVICES 1. Computer appreciation 2. Web designing 3. Online registration 4. Corporate training 5. Software Training 6. Graphics designing 7. systems repair, installation and troubleshooting etc babs4realscience@yahoo.com

and u are jobless? nawao

A man was attending an event where the speaker opened by the following statement..."the best years of my life were spent with another man's wife..." Before the audience were dazed, he added..."it was my mother!!" The audience were reeling in laughter.

So the same man went home and decided to try the joke on his wife. So he said to his wife..."the best years of my life were spent with another man's wife" Forgetting the rest of the joke, he said..."I can't remember who that is..." He woke up in the Emergency Room in the hospital...lol.

ObasanjoQuotes:
OP is talking of Masturbation

how can you tell

dingbang:
Guy... Don't let love blind your eyes...

what's your point?

so he is supposed to abandon her because of a mere medical condition? who are you pls? is that how love works? are you without flaws? oh you mean you don't deserve love cos you are imperfect? nawao

this is shameful to say the least. ur man friend visits you in a house you share with your mother
are you betrothed to him??
nawao. young girls of nowadays.

Its been a long time coming. They shld have done this a long time ago.

seunmsg:
The money will be permanently forfeited to the federal government if nobody claims it in the next 14 days and that is why I am excited. Money has been taking away from a thief and will definitely be put to good use for the benefit of Nigerians.

If government finds the owner of the flat and person denies ownership of the money, what do you think will happen?

my brother....nobody will come forward because they will make more than that amount in the next 6months.

what were u thinking

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Before she had the baby, before she got pregnant, before she became resident in Otobo Gbame, this woman belonged somewhere. She needs to return to that somewhere. Its called survival skill!

Humans have innate recall and strive to overcome adversity and survive. If a person is faced with a situation that threatens their security and life and refuses to shift, adjust, repose and remove the threat then they are mentally, spiritually and physically demented and retarded.

Lagos State is a land of survival, you either make it or restrategize and try again. No one should die trying, unless they have lost the instinct for survival.....and in that case they are better off dead than becoming burden and a threat to the security and life of others who strive and beat the odds.

No, Govt must not intervene. If you are not strong enough to find a way out of this and survive then you are weak and unfit for the hustle of Lagos life to begin with....Get out!

YOU ARE LOST BROTHER. AND I HOPE YOU FIND URSELF SOON ENOUGH.

THESE TRASH THAT YOU JUST TYPED HERE, YOU THINK IT MAKES SENSE

SO A PERSON IS DRIVEN OUT OF HER HOUSE WITH A DAY OLD KID, MOST PROBABLY WITHOUT A DIME, PEOPLE WHO LIVE HAND TO MOUTH, AND YOU ARE HERE WITH YOUR HIGH SOUNDING TRASH, TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY OUGHT TO FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL OR GO TO WHERE ARE FROM...

I HOPE YOU EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING SOON.

pussypounder:
Stages:
I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger

Thank me later

This sheet is funny AF.

vicfuntop:
No offence, but you sound like a teenager. I mean does this make any sense

does it really matter

Nne5:
The 3rd pic tho.
They be like 'the igwe must hear this'.

more like igwe must see this.

LyfeJennings:
Exactly
My salary isn't mouth watering
It's just there but I would kill to have this job years back and now, I can't wait to quit.
I want to do my own thing and be totally independent

U must be introverted. yeah?

xstry:
How did they know it was Fulani?

my friend devil baptize u there!!!! moomoo!!!

she couldn't keep it in her pants. look where it got her. yoruba women and lust!!!

pearlJ:
who are dey fornicating wt?+dey are finding U,yes U!

guilty conscience

better than shooting her with a gun.

emilyone:
Over thinking should be on that list

how do u mean over thinking? people must think at some point in their lives.

akheen:
that's a stupid comment from a fool..

I won't play this ipob & afonja game with u..

u just choose to b stupid on your own

looool. very funny guy¿

see as u just buy the matter like say the guy address u personally. u are funny i swear!

tosyne2much:
My mom always says "Even if God is protecting you, you need to know your limit and boundary".

No matter how much God protects you, when you exceed your limit and pass your jurisdiction, you can be vulnerable to curses

If you snatch my babe and I rain curses on you, not even T. B. Joshua or daddy Adeboye can lift the curses

You can't hijack my woman and expect me to fold my arms.. Things are not done that way

what are you even saying mr?? snatch your babe how??

if someone can snatch your girl it means only one thing dear brother....you are not qualified to have her. chikena!

SweetBoyFriend:

You can laugh at him all you want but he has accomplished many things you cannot achieve in your lifetime

Lavell Maurice Crawford made 1 million dollars in his Can a brother get some love

Made millions of dollars on the movie Breaking bad

Made millions of dollars in it's always sunny in Philadelphia

Performs all over the world

Has a mansion in hidden hills, calabasa, California, the same place Drake lives, a place you can't afford to buy a house in

Has a wife and two kids

His mother works for him and he pays her salaries

Tell me one thing you have successfully achieved in your life, I'm waiting

NOT TO MENTION THAT HE LOOKS VERY HANDSOME WITHOUT ALL THAT FLESH.

tosyne2much:
And this is the role model of some people ooo? Some people are showing off their wives and children on social media while this one is showing off "baba mama"

It's appalling we now embrace and celebrate immorality and child birth out of wedlock in this world of moral bankruptcy.. It's not every rich, wealthy or someone you see on TV that you align yourself with, or take as role model

At least, the likes of Ronaldo and Messi have baby mamas yet they don't blow whistle or display their childishness and stupidity on their twitter or Instagram page..

they have a kid together for chrissakes!!!
and the young man is not that emotionally mature...so they are bound to be getting off and on once in a while.

TPAND:
with those crabby careless looks of hers.... Black lives really have to matter.

Poor Self esteem really her problem. Instagram Take note.

Also let her know her Nigerian Fiance got disqualified from BBNaija. She should come back home and marry him

My man u shld try and understand her message maybe u might learn sth cus right now u lack the very same thing she is preaching.....SELF LOVE.

nwachinemelu:
But seriously this girl no fine,sentiment apart.like my comment if u agree with me

Not all models are drop dead gorgeous. Just appreciate her story sha....if its actually true tho

nikkypearl:
every woman no be olosho!

speak for urself lady

Rtopzy:
Wow, her self esteem is intact, I'm happy for her

she is clearly not from a poor background.