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AjanleKoko:
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@Topic,
Busy month for me, as I hustle to wrap up my Q4 deliverables, and proceed on a long leave of absence

Will be back just in time to pick up the bonus cheque

Yes sir, shey i no go follow you travel one of these days?

@Topic,

This is the busiest week of my life. Doing 24hours per day!

its a live story . . . . . . .not nollywood script

Try essaywriters.net. They pay as much as $16 per page.

Don't know if anybody would be able to help my friend as he is on the verge of committing suicide.

The babe came to his house last weekend to enjoy herself for 2 days (Friday - Sunday). They had the best trips in and out of the room. On Sunday, my friend saw her girlfriend to the bus stop where she was expected to board a bus home.

Around 10:00pm in the night, she called to tell him she landed home safely. . . . . and that she can not wait to see him again. My friend developed stomach ache in the midnight and had to rush to his friend's house which is a street away. On getting there, he heard someone exclaiming like his babe. Out of curiousity he went to the other side of the room to get a good view. Alas! It was the madam that said she arrived home safely.

Out of love my friend pulled down the door but could not do anything as he stood dumbfounded.

The painful thing is that he just gave the girl N450,000 to start a mini supermarket a week ago and he so much love her.


He's yet to recover from the shock.

Nairalanders help him out.

In need of a working perfect  iPad 1, 3G, 64gig, clean with jacket and other accessories. . . .and should not be more than N80,000. Lagos sellers only! Email yicob at yahoo dot com

A friend of mine urgently needs a 2 bedroom flat to purchase outrightly. Property must be situated in a mainland estate around ogba/agege.

His budget is N3m.

babaearly:
@op nah! i cant deal with you with a website like that.

you can try http://adplacers.com - A leading Ad Network in Nigeria, yea they pay!

Yeah, Kalahari is a good site. No shady deals. there are few of them in Nigeria  e.g DealDey.com, dealfish etc. Nigeria is growing technologically.

Work is more demanding as i have to meet up with unrelated projects and at the same time have my eyes on other outsourced projects. well, the fun of it is that i meet cool peeps everyday and also have the chance to work on big brands.


@Ajanlekoko, ***prostrating**** Long time Sir, hope you've not forgotten your boy o . . . .at least you can push some small projects to our side so that me too can look well fed

@Netotse, Bros how you dey? You are not even applying your brake at all, so we no dey see your brake light! Try and buzz me on Skype any time you are in Gidi . . . . many things to discuss,

@Tmoni, Still plan to relocate back home? ok oh, do you still have interest in the digital marketing scene? Big things are already happening o o o . We can discuss anytime sha.

@TKB, Boss, always seeing your handle on my TL via Tosinadeda. Hope you are Good?

Ximustina:
nice trend, i work in federal min. hope i can post somethings. i just love the trend a nice way to cool off some tension

Welcome Tina, you can post all good things !

Get a Hankerchief before you read cos it's either you laugh your ass off or ,

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/06/the-charges-against-bankole/

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Tuesday, filed a 16-count criminal charge against the embattled former speaker of the House of Representatives, Dimeji Bankole, before a Federal High Court in sitting in Abuja.

Below are 10 out of the 16-count charge.

Count 1: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large on or about the 28th of May, 2008, within the jurisdiction of Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did conspire amongst yourselves to inflate the cost of 400 units of 40-inch Samsung (LNS. 341) television sets by approving the purchase of the said item at the rate of N525,000.00 per unit, instead of the prevailing market price of N295,000.00 and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(a) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 2: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, sometime in 2008, within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did inflate the cost of 400 units of 40-inch Samsung (LNS. 341) television sets from N295,000.00 per unit (being the prevailing market price) to N525,000.00 per unit and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(b) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 3: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, on or about the 28th of May, 2008 within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, rigged the bid for the procurement of 400 units of 40-inch Samsung (LNS. 341) television sets by refusal to follow all the procedures prescribed for public procurements in Sections 17 to 56 of the Public Procurement Act No.14 of 2007, leading to a loss of value to the national treasury and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(e) of the Public Procurement Act, No.14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 4: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large on or about the 28th of May, 2008, within the jurisdiction of Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did conspire amongst yourselves to inflate the cost of 800 units of Desktop Computers (HP Compaq dc 5700) by approving the purchase of the said item at the rate of N330,000.00 per unit, instead of the prevailing market price of N160,000.00 per unit and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(a) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 5: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, sometime in 2008, within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did inflate the cost of 800 units of Desktop Computers (HP Compaq dc 5700) from N160,000.00 per unit (being the prevailing market price) to N330,000.00 per unit and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(b) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 6: That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, on or about the 28th of May, 2008 within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, rigged the bid for the purchase of 800 units of Desktop Computers (HP Compaq dc 5700) by refusal to follow all the procedures prescribed for public procurements in Sections 17 to 56 of the Public Procurement Act No.14 of 2007, leading to a loss of value to the national treasury and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(e) of the Public Procurement Act, No.14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 7 : That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large on or about the 28th of May, 2008, within the jurisdiction of Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did conspire amongst yourselves to inflate the cost of 100 units of Sharp Digital Copier 5316 by approving the purchase of the said item at the rate of N270,000.00 per unit, instead of the prevailing market price of N160,000.00 and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(a) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 8 :That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, sometime in 2008, within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did inflate the cost of 100 units of Sharp Digital Copier 5316 from N160,000.00 per unit (being the prevailing market price) to N270,000.00 per unit and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(b) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 9 : That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large, on or about the 28th of May, 2008 within the jurisdiction of the Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, rigged the bid for the purchase of 100 units of Sharp Digital Copier 5316 by refusal to follow all the procedures prescribed for public procurements in Sections 17 to 56 of the Public Procurement Act No.14 of 2007, leading to a loss of value to the national treasury and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(e) of the Public Procurement Act, No.14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

Count 10 : That you, Dimeji Bankole and others now at large on or about the 28th of May, 2008, within the jurisdiction of Federal High Court, being Body of Principal officers of the House of Representatives responsible for the approval of contracts in the House of Representatives, with intent to defraud, did conspire amongst yourselves to inflate the cost of 400 units of HP Laserjet 2600N by approving the purchase of the said item at the rate of N150,000.00 per unit, instead of the prevailing market price of N60,000.00 and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 58(4)(a) of the Public Procurement Act No. 14 of 2007 and punishable under Section 58(5) of the same Act.

@DDMoses, send  a proposal to jackobzn@yahoo.com

Like how much is a substantial savings ?

Am just a bit inquisitive to know what a guy or a lady should have in place before going to the alter.

Anybody with nice fela selection? you can help zip it and upload it for download. Thanks

Hi all, I would like to know which is more preferred between a honda bulldog or toyota camry (orobo) in terms of maintenance, fuel economy, and other necessary things to know.

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What is driving me around is 90% passion and 10% money, as all is set for my career transition, different feedback from my Ogas who actually thought have been jinxed to make such a coarse decision. One even told me to go and think about it and really decide if am ready to turn in my resignation letter. The sad part is that every extra day spent on this job gives me nightmare and my concentration is presently nil.

Hopefully next month, I would be operating as a COO in a new Tech/Digital Marketing Firm where i can peacefully live my dream. I know it could be tough and am ready for the challenge.

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Location: Agege, Lagos State, Nigeria.

@ Ajanlekoko,

Yes Boss, will buzz you anytime you are available. Many things on ground o. Some you already know of, but don't really know am indirectly involved in .

Hey all, its been a while. many things have been going on underground that refrain me from spending my normal time on Nairaland. Congrats to all the Gunners in the house, we are presently the best team in the world. *wink*

By the way, I would be making a harsh decision next two months which can either turn me to a Steve Jobs or leave me a Pauper for some months. Hehehe.

Happy weekend.

Syskay is good. No downtime !

2011 is surely a year of multiple blessings. So far so good, things are moving on fine. Signed some cool stuffs that wowed me.
Whatsup with this rise and rise of dollar ? It's making things difficult for some of us o.presently N157 to a buck.

If you can do or know someone who does Facebook custom pages and tab,email info at tregeocreatives.com

Happy New year to Ajanlekoko, Netotse, TKB, Jarus, Dayokanu, OYB, odunnu, Tolu, Crist, , and others.

2011 sounds promising **wink***

I'm also in for the meet-up o, at least I can physically learn from the feet of the Masters like Ajanlekoko. Let's know how everyone is going to be involved.

Anybody on Twitter ?

Hey, congrats Buddy !

**yarning*** catching my first nap in the last 3 days. Boys aint smiling and the year still has some days to change name. Preparing to launch a techo product before 1/1/11 and fine tuning with the development team has been a major issue, as if putting finishing touches to a project is the hardest in project execution.

PS: any problems with greeting card ? Ain't seeing more of it these days.

@ NETOTSE,
congrats bro . . . . . .and welcome to south. Let's hook up one of these days.
cheers

abi

AjanleKoko:
True dat. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, returnees can choose where they wanna go.

@Topic,
In ABJ on a work trip.

Rockview sucks sha . . . I just dey reminisce on the good old days when it was Transcorp Hilton or nowhere else

tkb417:
Those who study abroad usually (99.9%) get Lagos or Abuja. Except you have other preferences like someone who I know was recruited from UK and she had to resume @ P n G Ibadan so she opted for Ibadan

All other UK/US returnees are always in Lagos and Abuja camps



If you haven't done nysc, then its best u do it or u regret it many years after

That was back in the days  o o o . Used to have a friend that we served together in Yobe, He returned from Uk, Chose to serve in Lagos, ended up getting posted to the Sahel, all means of redeploying proved abortive. Probably rubbing of palms is part of the deal.

Those of us on twitter  enjoyed ourselves yesternight when unilag babes started their wahala of give me a blackberry and touch my toto.

Some people were kind enough to have it posted on ynaija.

check it out and enjoy

http://ynaija.com/moremi-girls-gone-wild-monday-night-twitter-drama/

Hey everybody, it's long i posted here , did i miss anything? how's the xmas going to be and who is hosting us ? i wan chop shikin.

@ topic,

Got invites to 3 end of the year jams , unfortunately they all fell on the same day . . . . . ended up not attending any. Got lotta work on my desk and i need wrap up for this year, 2011 should start on a new slate.

Come to think of it, is it really xmas ? am not feeling this period at all, my system is just normal . . . . . .is it just me ?