₦airaland Forum

Paschalp:
the boy should just rediscover mbok...Shea u be blues?

No, Red devils.

My Senate President I hope you are not using GEJ campaign media group as your spokespersons. If you and your advisers arent dumb, you would have simply told us that "truly an incident happened at the eid ground which was the result of agrieved workers trying to register their displeasure to the Govt over unpaid arrears and you were just there at the wrong time which eventually lead to you being caught in the crossfire, but you assure the workers that their cry will be looked into and enjoin them to avoid taking laws into their hands". But the idiot denied what everyone with access to electronic gadget saw and witnssed.

Paschalp:
how can this help hazard to improve tremendously huh?

What!!!?!!!!!!!?

Please do corrctive surgery already!!! Enough of this trash, you are confusing yourself or living in denial. Eeeeeevvvvvvvaaaaaa, your friend is here.

So our senate President went to a place where pure water and stones are not easily accessible. Good strategy, next time try using a helmet incase some people decided to use bottled water or soft drink. You never can tell.

Her write up looks gayish. Anyway, no matter what you do you can only aspire but can never change your gender woman. Deal with it and be contented with yourself not trying to hide your preference with fashion. Controversy just to promote upcoming album, continue.

We arent thrill either.

I believe Saraki, he wasnt stone. I have a friend from Kwara that told me its their culture/tradition to cheer, applaud and praise their prominent leaders by throwing satchet waters, stones whilts chanting Ole! Ole!! Ole!!!. Saraki I believe you, just ignore haters and tell CCT how your people love you dearly when Arase transport you and your itchy fingers to the tribunal. Idi........amin..............ot.

Saraki why didnt you distribute the usual Rice and meat. You miscalculated many things this time around, this one is among. Stay away from angry masses till they have resolve your case but no, you drove into angry people like James Bond knowing fully that the masses have been calling for a scapegoat to vent their 16 years frustrations. Advice for Saraki, you should have used some of the loot and build a private mosque in your country, the UK.

Op Any girl with two of these qualities is brilliant, a girl with three is intelligent, a girl with four is genius, with five then she is a legend, with six is witchcraft, seven is a demon, eight is .................a joke, nine of these qualities is impossible and any......I mean........ ANY girl with all these qualities is Mami water (Mermaid).

Who knows Lazard? Is it not your company? Do you have shares in it? Do bribing to be employed not a crime? Gimmicks to save face is acceptable. Idiot, proud of you. God blesses the righteous.

Useless ranting by women to sound caring. You believe your children over the nanny? Just tell us that you are uncomfortable with the nanny's influence on the children. She does her work perfectly and some idiots are here shouting you should sack her, whats her offence? She hasnt wrong you but you want to send a forty year old back to the unemployment market because of soemthing you can handle by sitting her down and voice your concern. Women being their worst enemy as ever, idiots.

Useless ranting by women to sound caring. You believe your children over the nanny? Just tell us that you are uncomfortable with the nanny's influence on the children. She does her work perfectly and some idiots are here shouting you should sack her, whats her offence? She hasnt wrong you but you want to send a forty year old back to the unemployment market because of soemthing you can handle by sitting her down and vopice your concern. Women being their wosrt enemy as ever, idiots.

Mikel with a brace!!!!! something he couldn't do for Chelsea for years. As concerned Man utd supporters we demand DNA test.

Excuse me Bukky! when did that twitter follower asked you? when did you remove it? were your motives pure? was the twitter's motives pure? You were voted under a party, why sitting on the fence now? are you so naive to do this in time like this when you are at loggerhead with your party? why not wait?
I have many questions but my data advice me against wasting my remaining 7 mb to ask a multi-billionaire.
Ciao

Speculations............SPECULATIONS EVERYWHERE. We wait....... I drink my paraga......... Monet.......and shisha.

Any politician Nigerian gods of politicks wants to purnish/kill his career they made him a senate president first. Take a look at all past senate presidents, most of them were humiliated, disgrace and made redundant. Like Wabara, Okadigbo, Enwerem, etc not forgetting David Mark case that is still in court. Anyway, Saraki is like an unfortunate traitor feeling funky.

David Mark, incase you are booted out just know that its nothing personal.

With Crooked wheelchair, economic hardship and bad wheelchairable roads why won't our special weightlifters not win golds and everything shiny?? Congrats to him, more to come to Naija.

Internet-giving normal people a voice to say rubish. What more do you expect from a celebrity. You set a standard for them and yet criticise when they try to satisfy your insatiable naked-women-wearing-scanty-clothe fantasy.

So you extract an extremely harmless comment to make your headline? But seriously Vicky thats a faded curve na. Wearing Hijab shows you are truly a Masai (Kenyan herdsmen). Let me vamoose IMMEDIATELY.

funlord:



Hello frustrated and _moronic pleb! Ever since I detached your cranium from that defective skeleton you refer to as a body 2 days ago you have been running from pillar to post mentioning me like the vindictive slut that you are!

Anyway as I earlier pointed out to you, insulting the living daylights out of you was my pleasure but as a rejoinder I have to remind you once again that I do not trade banter with inconsequential, _idiotic, diseased afflicted chimpanzees such as yourself so kindly take your "pained imbecilic bunny exertions" away from my moniker and further down your " demented bunny hole"!

Your D.N.A is already cursed with the "O(ode)" chromosome so it would be pointless insulting you any further since in your interpretation it may be seen as high praise! Now kindly get lost from my strata you weird_sperm drinking poltroon! Go and keep on getting your anus "BUGGED" by our boyfriend mr "bunny"! _fuck off and die!

Damnnnnnnnnnnn, Did the guy snatched your girlfriend? That was too harsh now. I promise to never offend you in Nairaland eventhough we seem to be on the same page.

All you cankerworms shouting 100 days in office of PMB, did you vote for him? Was he elected for 100 days or 4 years? Whats the fraction of 100 days in 4 years? All I can deduce in this situation is the desperation of opposition party, PDP, to paint this administration a failure because of the previous catastrophe. PDP, swallow your pride its too early to compare your 16 years failure to a Govt of less than 6 months.

Poor man-sleeps with his duaghter Rich man-sleeps with other peoples daughters Foolish man-sleeps with prostitute Dumb person-sleeps with his girlfriend Wise man-sleeps with his wife Devil-sleeps with same sex

All Nigeria loving people should applaud this, a major catastorophy has been avoided. More to follow. Good one FG

Its better than pushing drugs to buy Dolce and Gabbana or Armani.

tasceige:
But this is different from deformed bodies.. Judging from the look of the skull and the phalanges

Yes, it may be different from other discoveries. But my question is why only south africa, it should have been scattered aroung the continent. And more so, our ancestors were deep into some diabolical practices which will make you cringe. Remember not long ago we were disorganizing twins but for Mary Scellesor (spelling mistake)

EFCC doing what they were supposed to do.

During ancient South African rituals people born with deformitist were rounded up and buried in one grave/cave which was later discovered by lazy scientist who named them a new species. Hmmmmmmmmm Americans always trying to remind us that we descended from monkeys.......apes to be precise. I have many theories on this new discovery, try me.

MrMcJay:
Okay

A few bags of rice and bottles of kerosene would make the average Ekiti Lawmaker to approve even his own death warrant.

Lol, guy you just made me laugh uselessly.

Fayose, Fayose.........if PMB look your side you will begin shout witchhunting and persecution. Anyway, na you get your mouth.

Gov. Dickson becareful with this man, everything he says na the opposite deh happen. So, the will of the people is irrelevant abi?