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So, grown up man can conjure this trash and feed it to the public without shame.....

Truly, PDP is a party of Imberciles with nothing but knowledge of looting, stealing and robbing.

Metuh, the little respect I have for you just vanish like metholated spirit.

A primary 6 pupil can do a better job than this I'diot.

You call this propaganda!?

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Evergreat2014:
That moment when you convert hot akara to blue band. Those of us in the north will understand better.

In the famous voice of Timaya.....
"I concur"

I also learnt my lesson the hard way this year.

Around August, I recieved a friend request from one beautiful damsel ......she is so fresh, beautiful and charming I had to check my profile picture seven times!!! wondering what attracted this pretty lady to me.

I don't have a car to snap with and if I make a mistake of taking a picture inside my bedroom....Facebook will deactivate my account sharply.

so I took it as divine intervention.

To cut the short story long........................na lie I wan lie but I no fit.....


Sorry for wasting una time...bye.

I thought una go hide am till he finish primary school............







Before una attack me I am also a fan of Tiwa Cabbage..........sorry...Savage.

Man must hustle na....

Mr. Primate just stick to collecting tithes and offering......prophesy no be your calling walahi........

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

My thoughts exactly that Pastor might have used the circumstance to shine.

Jealous spirit husband my foot!!!

What you did was wrong period and should refrain from repeating it.

So, if the girl had no jealous spirit husband the guy would have succeeded in commiting the sin abi??

Pastors....always saying spiritual jargons to scare people whereas most of them don't know jack!!!

Thank God I don't sniff cocaine, to think that this thing enter any manner of place before it reaches the end user is nauseating.
From Vagyna, anus, stomach etc, and the sniffers will be happy sniffing people's private business...........ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Obanikoro I am one of the leaders of tommorow but I dont want to be mentored by people like YOU.



#mypersonalopinion

What those so-called men of God don't understand is the very Bible they claim to know more about.

Jesus turned water into wine, so you can turn any unfavourable circumtance to your advantage as long as you are filled with the spirit of God.
But they make their gullible followers believe that their word is final and make any sort of prediction in the name of prophesy just to decieve and make people entire dependant on them.

I can never be decieved by any man of God (even the Pope) because I will compare your utterance with what I read in the Bible. Any slight contradiction then you are as good as dead to me and your teachings will automatically turn into mere observation.

I can't believe people still fall for their gimmicks whereas it was clearly stated that fake prophets will emerge and decieve many.

Anyway, you are free to believe any Pastor of your choice. As for for, I will only trust Jesus and what he instructed in the Bible.

Good luck ye all.

Psalm18:
Nonsense

Exactly my thoughts, thanks for the reality check.

seunmsg:
I am sure he's writing one of his usual meaningless and irrelevant attacks against the president.

This is what you get when a clown is elected as a governor. Governance would be reduced to a huge comic display.

Don't tell me you believe the tout is the one writing all those rubbish. I strongly doubt that.

Is this guy a Governor or a Social Director?
Pardon my comparison............I just want to say some shiit

Though I have my reservations about his motives but Atiku is the most generous politician in Nigeria. He gives with open hand even to those who he won't benefit anything from. God bless his heart but he is extremely corrupt.

I rather listen to the sound of my fart than take this write up serious.............................




An I.diot with demented brain detested by his wives and kids.............we are not foo.ls Mr. FFK.

You guys dont get it at all.............
The primary........sorry...Primate is directly calling on Atiku (most generous Nigerian politician) for deliverance.



The NFF prediction is the most foo.lish of all, calling on clubs to work hard if they want to win cups. Which club? Which cup?


Who doesnt know that hard work pays....
All these prophets should open Facebook accounts so that we can treat their F. Ups on daily basis.



And to think he has followers that believe in anything his mouth utters is disheratening.

Every time this old Foo'L open his mouth.....I feel like throwing up..
Nobody wants you again....avoid disgrace and give up already!!!

I just dont know why...but I like Tiwa Savage dressing sense...




She looks like those female wrestlers at WWE..........




Keep it up girl...........

Mrs Toke I am sure your data wasting followers will only be interested in tips on "keeping a man" than merely hooking up.

Even prosti.tutes can give advice on how to hook a man cos its easy as fxck.

Btw, I believe any girl who hooks a man during this period is only after his money or for fun.

Please Tiwa ignore the haters your little monkey is cute





just kidding

An ediyot with access to numerous dictionary.
Irrelevant, incoherant and downright stupidity.

YoursGEJ:
Dasuki will mention this man's name. Who want bet?

I bet my christmas chicken........if it ever comes back.

I blame the hotel.

This is only the "branch" , when the Head office or Headquarters owe you, let us know. Lol

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This is what happens when the real Men of God have turned into forecasters/predictors.

Does this man have any sane individual as an adviser??

This is what will happen to your housewhole Mr. Fayose after they open your case.

Ibrahim Magu please ask one of your guys to dust and bring this guy's files, he needs to be busy at the moment.

If I call this man stu.pid I'll have to apologise to the real Stu.pid people.
Imagine an elder saying this rubbish to people who you want their votes!!!
I don't really know why most of the PDP members resort to curses, emotional blackmail and utter stupidity when they are facing defeat. Gosh!! Were we hypnotised not to know that those people are brainless, visionless, useless and lack human sympathy for the good part of 16 years!!!!??
PDP is a cursed party with greedy people having zero human feelings.

My humble advice to thieves. "dont you ever steal from students!! If you are caught they will use all the frustration from carry-overs, cultist threat, broke pocket, Girlfriend palava and future employment expectation on your head". Be wise and abstain.

Pres. Buhari, OshoBaba and EFCC should leave this highly accomplished woman be.........












The masses wan flog that World Bank nonsence comot from her body.........................

jazinogold:
I fit use m charge fridge?

Sometimes I wish I can send people to prison for killing me with laughter. Guy you funny

jazinogold:
I fit use m charge fridge?

Sometimes I wish I can send people to prison for killing me with laughter. Guy you funny

Op from which IDP camp?? All these fair weather fans though.

Madam, eat some food before you disappear