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sinkhole:
Why cant our security tell logical story? It is obvious those kids know nothing about the content of what they were given, they were probably told that it was just some metal scraps!
It is obvious that the almajiri mentality and the #2500 gift motivated the kids to collect the package!
It is obvious that kids got tired of carrying "pieces of useless metals" over long distances and hence they decided to sell it (afterall its just a scrap!) and make more money!
The almajiri boys have been selling scraps before and hence they some idea about the cost of scraps, therefore there will be some hard and long bargaining with the scrap dealer!
During the long bargaining session, the bomb fuse started burning and before you know it, KABOOOM!
Arresting/maltreating the kids or the scrap dealer will lead to nowhere and they obviously have no usefull information about the bomb.

The most sensible comment so far. You just copy and paste what is in my mind. God bless you.
Most of these kids are innocent and have no usefull info. to give, also I doubt if Nigerian police have a sketch artist to draw what the kids will describe. Even at that, do we have criminal/boko haram database to compare the sketch to?
Just treat, reorient the kids and
inform the public of the new method use by the insurgents in carrying out their attacks period.

Even the man that gave them the bomb might not have a direct link to the sponsors, they are mostly proxies.

The biggest hypocrite.
It always delude common sense and logical reasoning that educated folks seems trapped in a fantacy world shouting blue murder whenever their predictions go haywire.

In your little reasoning the new administrationg will automatically right all the wrongs in just two months, mind you, we are talking about almost 40 years of military and civilian maladministration.

Only deluded and myopic fellas will critisize the govt which is less than 100 days in office to fix the rot which, you included, were responsible for. Stop decieving people and take the bold step by going back as the PDP minion that you are.

The real people that voted for change know that we arent living in a fairy world where the president will wave a magic wand and everything will be AMERICA. It takes time, money, patience, commitment, dedication, stepping on toes, sleepless night and prayers to re-bastardized what you and your cohorts in PDP have done to Nigeria.

Its rather sad that you double agents, working for your stomach, will even be bold to criticize this govt whereas you and I know its a subtle way of getting back at people that kick your bu.tts out of power.

Oh my God!!!! I feel like crying

Please patriotic Nigerians, disregards this rantings and treasonable comments, I believe Nigeria will be great but it will take time. Rome wasnt built in a day, they say.

PDP stop campigning!!! There is no election until 2019.

Bad losers!!!!

I present to you the Governor of the state with the highest number of professors, scholars and best intellectuals in Nigeria. And he promise to appoint illiterates into his Gov't
Well, politics is not about intelligence, if it is, I would never respect any professor till eternity.

Professors governed by........................

No offence to Ekiti people, just observation.

All courses are hard to lazy people.

Let me go and check whether na me get my certificate?

Can some good samaritan copy and paste the tweets, am using Nokia x2 and all I can see are lines and dots. Please

Sometimes I dont have much problem with our politicians and technocrats that stole our money but just furious at those morally defective individuals with no ounce of upright conscience that come out to defend those thieves as if, the money, if use judiciously will not benefit us all including our unborn children.
These people will continue to steal because of people like you, infact how do you sleep knowing fully that your job is to defend mega thieves daily.

The guy na international mumu, NASA approved i.diot.
Some guys will disvirgin a girl without spending 20% of what he spent.

As for the girl, she is lucky. If na me, I go still buy another ticket for her.................to Iraq and inform their immigration that the girl is going there to join ISIS.

Na joke ooo

If that Girl strip naked and my blokus rise,make una cut am and fry am I go use zobo chop am.

Some men are just brainless animals with zero control of their libido.

Fresh graduate with 15 years experiance?
Thats two extremely contradicting requirements. And any person with 15 solid years of work experiance is either a retiree or a complete failure.
Jobless touts

Jay Jay, Kanu, Peter Rufai una don hear abi? Quickly clean una certificate and wait for Oliseh to fucck up. We must disgrace all our legends like AC Milan.
Nonsense and ingredients!!!!!!

Op where my guy? Francis Odega, that guy is funnier than that clown called Saka.

Nice one op, this kind of thread should be updated monthly.

For those saying 'not funny', try separating your lips once in a while. Its good for digestion.

From the responses, you will get the mental picture of some people's spouses/GF/Fiances.

I will gladly do it for my love if she asked, which she wont unless she's indispose. Reason? Because she is an angel.

But those that married witches and dirty wives will be busy shouting 'God forbid'.

Call me names? doesnt matter.
I love her with all my heart, hands and fingers.

B4 nko, abi u wan make he dull so u can use his money build house for village? Anyway, na dem sabi.

His attention is needed at the NASS, they need prayer more than the poor masses.

So fucking funny, thanks man

And some idiots were here jubilating when we was elected as the first black American president?

God knows I was happy for him to achieve such feat but I said his emergence will have little or no impact on the situation here in Africa. By looking at things now, Africans are worst off as even his home country is being targeted of recent by terrorist attacks.

Americans are wise, they armtwisted a blackman to do what his white predecessors shy away from doing in order to continue mocking our skin colour.

First black American president
First American president to legalise gay marriage
..............and so forth.

My opinion though.

May God forgive Nigerian eye witnesses, they sabi add sugar to stories gan?

Hard luck to one of the most decent actresses in Nigeria.

Its always the poor people that have the hardest PIN, whereas its only 4,256.01 in the account.

To err is human, to forgive is design. Abeg, my people na so dem deh talk am?

tosyne2much:
Thanks for the compliments bro



Could you further elucidate on the bolded

With your threads on issues relating to women shows you know many things concerning those emotionally driven species.
Simply put, you are a PLAYER.

In Nollywood, somebody wanted to commit suicide and he shot himself in the head................THREE TIMES!!

MeekMeshack:
It is truly sad that modern churches use cheap gimmicks to get people to attend.

The church service has been changed from heart-felt worship to Hollywood style entertainment complete with special effects.

Churches that once focused on good Bible study classes, now compete against one-another like businesses for new members.

In an attempt to increase numbers, they advertise pot-lucks, dinner theatres, bake sales, soup kitchens, bingo, camping trips, exercise classes and various support groups ...
things which have nothing to do with religion or the Bible.

If it brings in the numbers, they will do it. Yes, these churches are full every Sunday, but most members would quit if the "cake and ice cream" that initially attracted them were no longer offered.

There are many people today who attend church because they are
"bread seekers" rather than genuine Christ seekers.

You over make sense abeg.
People that think this way are quickly tagged atheist or rebellious sheep whereas they dont understand that we are not and can never be 'Religious Zombies'.

If there is a way I can recommend you for presidential cabinet as a minister for common sense, I would.

This is by far the most well written piece, well reasoned to capture and summarised human greed.
If only those 'my pastor say' people will draw wisdom from this piece and harken to voice of reason, their lives will be better but its a common knowledge they attend church not for their salvation but for selfish reason which the so-called 'men of God' use to their advantage.

Believe me, some churches are more corrupt than market places.

From your post on romance and this one, trust me we have similar outlook on life and day to day issues but you may be more corrupt (romantically speaking) lol.

Good job, you are a good role model.

And what was she doing there in the first. As a sharp guy I will ask her the same queastion.
God! I hate double standard.

Op what you stated is a guy in a friendzone. And if that is your defination of boyfriend then you have been friendzone for so long that you got the two mix up.
Take heart, you will escape someday. Lol

You forgot, the owner of the ball is the refree, linesman, subs ref and if you dare dribble him your own play don finish.

During those days I have friends that are skillful and dribble pass all those yeye super eagles we have now, just lack of scout and parental backing they (me included) would have excelled in football.

Op stop decieving gullible Nlanders, your story says only two AK 47 and few ammo but the pics shows almost 7 hundred guns and 20 thousand ammo.
Must you post with picx?
The pic invalidate the story.

I dont underatand those shouting ministers! Ministers!!
Those people dont do shi.t but only present hindarance and hamper the smooth running of the ministries and award dubious contracts thereby enriching themselves and croonies. Mind you, many of the so-called minister dont know Jack about the ministries they are heading but they are mostly just sycophants and errand boys of the president.
And those crying everyday for cabinet, is your father expecting a juicy portfolio? Didnt your administration ended on 29th May or you want to reap where you didnt sow.

Ok thanks for the heads up.
Make I go get five months supply of Tramadol, Refnoll, yellow boys, cordeine, Totolin, Parkalin, Burantashi, etc